The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 204 The Backyard Cannot Be Entered 【Subscription】

When it comes to hiding things, the three guys are all experts. The wolf digs the hole, the monkey climbs the roof, and the squirrel drills the hole...for a while, the room is full of underwear, bras are hidden everywhere, the meditation room is too small, and the three little things have been thoroughly developed. Looked at the whole backyard.

But Fangzheng didn't know that the backyard was about to go to heaven, so he opened the gate of the temple with a smile, clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, female benefactor, what's the matter?"

"Can't you come if you have nothing to do?" Li Xueying said, "I'm coming, what can you do?"

What can Fang Zheng say? Can you slap someone out with a single slap? So he turned sideways and said, "Of course not. If the benefactor burns incense and asks the Buddha to please, if there is nothing wrong, the poor monk will go back first." Fang Zheng was really worried about his own backyard. Although the three little ghosts were clever, they were not a small trouble .

Li Xueying smiled wryly, "Master Fangzheng, to tell you the truth, I'm here for refuge."

"Refuge?" Fangzheng was stunned. Although he didn't pay much attention to the outside world, after joining the crew, he also checked what "The Allure" was, and knew how extraordinary Li Xueying's status was. Such a woman will still be in trouble?

"Yes, hey... I don't know what's going on, but our production crew was robbed last night." Li Xueying sighed.

Fangzheng's heart trembled, and he asked, "The benefactor was stolen?"

Li Xueying smiled wryly, "Yes."

Fangzheng looked at the beautiful Li Xueying in front of him, and thought of the pile of underwear on his bed, after all, the blood was so hot that his head almost turned into a boiled egg. He quickly recited the Buddhist scriptures silently and diverted his thoughts, and then he calmed down.

Li Xueying didn't know that the one in front of him was the thief king, and sighed bitterly: "It's messed up outside, and the troublemakers are annoying, so I'll hide and be quiet, is it okay?"

Fangzheng really wanted to say: No, you get out!

However, after saying these words, it is likely to reveal his secrets, so he could only bite the bullet and said with a smile: "So that's the case, then the benefactor can do whatever he wants, the poor monk will retire first."

"Okay, I'll just stay here by myself and not disturb the mage." Li Xueying nodded.

Fangzheng was about to leave, his pupils dilated suddenly, and he saw a squirrel with white underwear hanging on the wall behind Li Xueying whizzing by, making a detour to enter the Buddhist hall! Fangzheng's forehead was covered with cold sweat, this is the rhythm to play him to death!

"Master Fangzheng, what's wrong?" Li Xueying asked curiously.

Fangzheng tried his best to calm down, and said, "It's okay, the poor monk should clean the Buddhist hall."

After finishing speaking, Fangzheng hurried into the Buddhist hall, and when he entered the Buddhist hall, Fangzheng saw the squirrel climbing up the beam and hiding something.

Fangzheng's old face turned livid, and the Buddhist hall hid his underwear, what was this stupid squirrel thinking? However, with Li Xueying behind him, it was hard for him to reprimand him, so he could only endure it, and at the same time kept winking at the squirrel's fat buttocks, but unfortunately there were no eyes on the squirrel's buttocks that he couldn't see.

"Master Fangzheng, are you a bodhi tree?" Li Xueying looked at the big emerald green tree in front of her, and she was very curious. When she saw it for the first time, she was full of doubts. A bodhi tree in the south is alive in the north. What's even more weird is that it still blooms and spreads leaves in winter... This ability to resist frost makes the trees in the north feel ashamed. In order to make sure that she did not admit her mistake, she deliberately checked the information, and then asked, so as not to be ashamed.

Fangzheng turned his head and said, "It's a Bodhi tree, which was sent by a benefactor back then. It has been dead for many years, but it came back to life last year, which is considered a miracle. It's just that it blooms in winter, and it's also a dead tree. "

"Puchi..." Li Xueying was amused by Fangzheng's words, and said with a smile, "If it's really a bodhi tree, it's really a miracle. In winter in the north, branches and leaves bloom on high mountains, tsk tsk...Master Fangzheng, why are there still trees on it? A flowerpot?"

"That's the squirrel's nest." After Fangzheng finished speaking, he suddenly realized something, wouldn't this dead squirrel stuff something into the nest?

At the same time, the squirrel on the beam trembled, turned around suddenly, saw Fang Zheng winking there, and squeaked: "I have one in my den."

Fangzheng suddenly had the urge to vomit blood, this is really going to kill him!

At this moment, Li Xueying said: "Can I climb up to have a look? It's such an interesting nest, does your squirrel live in it?"

Fangzheng was startled, and hurried out, clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha, benefactor, the bodhi tree is a sacred tree in Buddhism, it is not suitable to climb."

Hearing this, Li Xueying stuck out her tongue and said with a smile, "Okay, that's what I mean."

Fangzheng breathed a sigh of relief, if this really happened, Fangzheng should really cry.

"Master Fangzheng, can I go to the backyard to have a look?" Li Xueying is really curious about Fangzheng. The man who stole all of her scenes! She was very curious, what kind of environment cultivated such a wonderful thing! She could listen to the scriptures all night without getting tired of listening. She who can act in a play completely loses her confidence...

Fangzheng said in his heart: I'm really afraid of something, hey.

Fangzheng said: "Amitabha, benefactor, the backyard is where poor monks live and is not open to the public."

"That's it, that's a pity. Eh? Is that your wolf? The villagers say it's a wolf, can I have a look at him?" Li Xueying saw the wagging tail behind the backyard door, and the dirt was flying around under the tail. Obviously digging something.

Fangzheng really wanted to go over and give this dead wolf a kick. Can you find a good place to dig a hole to bury things? On the mouth, he said: "The poor monk will call him, and the benefactor will wait a moment."

After finishing speaking, the moment Fangzheng turned around, his face was livid, and the Sa family was going to kill them!

As a result, footsteps came from behind, Fangzheng hurriedly turned around, only to see Li Xueying quietly following. Seeing that she was discovered, Li Xueying's pretty face flushed slightly, she spread her hands and said, "I just want to see... Really?"

Fangzheng smiled bitterly and said, "Female benefactor, this is the place where poor monks live, and it is not suitable for female benefactors to enter."

"It's okay, just treat me like a man. Look at my short hair, my parents have always regarded me as a man. Oh, that dog came out." Li Xueying said.

Fangzheng turned his head, there was the sound of high-heeled shoes behind him, and the fragrant wind blew by. Fangzheng was so frightened that he raised his leg and kicked the dog's ass. No matter what, Li Xueying couldn't see those things, otherwise he would have jumped into the Yellow River. I can't explain clearly!

As a result, the lone wolf jumped up with a groan, turned his head and shouted in a dazed expression, "Abbot, what are you kicking me for? Digging a hole to urinate, can't you? You kicked, you peed on your legs, why don't you kick me?" Hold back half of it!"

Fangzheng looked at the wet hole on the ground, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

Fangzheng didn't care about the lone wolf, and said: "The benefactor, be careful, this wolf is quite fierce."

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