Chapter 221 The Poor Wants to Return to the Vulgar 【Subscription】

Suddenly, the lone wolf stood up and seemed to want to eat. The monkey quickly grabbed a handful in his hand, smelled it, and found it tasteless, so he dipped it in some sauce and wanted to try it first.

Suddenly, he found a faint murderous aura coming from the side, and after a glance, it was the lone wolf standing up and lying on the table, as if he was ready to speak at any time, and he was already ready to speak.

The monkey quickly turned around and hummed: "Want to eat my food from Brother Monkey? No way!"

As a result, the lone wolf chased after him, and he opened his mouth to bite.

The monkey raised its hand high to avoid the sneak attack of the lone wolf, then smirked, waved the mother-in-law in its hand brazenly, and stuffed it all into its mouth.

At that moment, the monkey saw that the lone wolf had a smirk on his face, his mouth was slightly opened, and there was a piece of vegetable leaf in his mouth, which he hadn't eaten yet!

The monkey suddenly felt that something was wrong, and finally took a bite... At that moment, the monkey's buttocks became redder, and its eyes were redder, and it only felt bitter, and the bitter bile was about to be spit out, and the big mouth opened I'm going to spit it out!

As a result, there was a squeaking sound, but the squirrel came back.

At that moment, the monkey and the lone wolf looked at each other, and they both saw the tears in each other's eyes and the meaning: "It can't be just the two of us being tricked!"

So the two guys endured the bitterness of their mouths, closed their mouths, chewed the fragrance in their mouths with a smile, and looked intoxicated.

Seeing this, Fangzheng was completely speechless. Sure enough, cheating people is contagious. He fed the lone wolf a lot of mother-in-law, because the lone wolf got angry these two days and wanted him to get angry. And the monkey is purely a tragedy that Fang Zheng let go of. However, it seems that another little guy is going to be tragic.

Fangzheng didn't say a word, and continued to watch the play, happily eating crystal rice, looking at the two tearful but struggling to support the acting.

The squirrel came back, and the innocent little chubby climbed directly onto the table, and saw the monkey reaching out to protect the bowl of Grandma Ding, chewing something in his mouth, and the vegetable leaves hanging from the corner of his mouth showed that this was what he ate! Judging by the intoxicated look on his face, it seems to be delicious. Look at Lone Wolf again, with the same expression, but why is this guy crying? Is it delicious enough to cry?

Little Fatty became more curious, and stretched out his paws to grab the bowl, but the monkey was tall and tall, and took the bowl away.

The squirrel quit, waved its fist, and squeaked, as if protesting. The monkey ignored him, so the squirrel had to complain to Fangzheng.

Fangzheng said: "Amitabha, monkey, don't bully the squirrel, put it down!"

The monkey put down the bowl unwillingly, and the squirrel immediately rubbed its hands and ran over. However, a pair of chopsticks blocked the squirrel's way. Fangzheng said earnestly, "Little guy, do you remember what I told you when you ate for the first time? Don't waste it. Eat as much as you want. If you waste it, you will be deducted a day's food." .”

The little guy was very anxious, seeing the delicious food eaten by the monkey and the lone wolf, he just wanted to eat it quickly, so he nodded repeatedly to express his understanding.

Fangzheng just put away the chopsticks. This little guy is not big, but his mouth is very good at stuffing things. His little paws twitched and stuffed handfuls of mothers-in-law into his mouth. His cheeks are bulging. Depending on the situation, this guy is going to stuff things. Take a bite and go back to eat for a day.

However, Fangzheng looked at the squirrel with great sympathy. As expected, there was a price to be paid for being greedy. This little guy was good at everything, but he was too greedy.

The monkey and the lone wolf laughed when they saw the squirrel stuffing its mouth full of gravy. They ate a mouthful of bitter vegetables with tears in their eyes, and finally found their balance.

But the squirrel didn't understand what was going on, so it took a bite of the mother-in-law in its mouth. The young leaf was bitten open, and the juice inside spilled out. At that moment, the squirrel rolled its eyes and lay down on the table without moving.

Seeing this, Fangzheng couldn't help laughing out loud, this little thing finally paid the price for his greed.

Of course the squirrel didn't faint, but it was so bitter after tasting a leaf, and there was so much in his mouth... He was desperate when he thought about it!

In the end, the monkey, the squirrel, and the lone wolf all finished eating the mother-in-law Ding in their mouths with bitter faces, and then looked at Fang Zheng with angry eyes. It was obvious that they had all fallen into the trap of this thief monk!

Fangzheng didn't take it seriously, the old god was eating, as if the three murderous eyes didn't exist. He is also for the good of three small things, dandelion belongs to traditional Chinese medicine, eat it to relieve internal heat. Even he himself ate a lot. Although it was bitter, bitterness is also a taste. If you eat too much, you will get used to it.

Seeing Fangzheng's leisurely appearance, the three little guys glanced at each other, and then frantically started to eat crystal rice. Seeing this, Fangzheng chuckled and didn't take it seriously.

As a result, the guys ate their meal for more than ten minutes, but they finished it in less than ten seconds. Then the three guys rushed into the back kitchen in a hurry. Fangzheng didn't take it seriously at first, but suddenly thought of a problem!

In the past, there were only the lone wolf and the squirrel. The lone wolf had no hands and couldn't serve food. The squirrel was too small to do the job of serving food unless it jumped into the pot... But now it seems that there is an extra one with long hands and long legs that is flexible. monkey!

Fangzheng only listened to the clinking thoughts of the back kitchen, and hurried over to check with the rice bowl. As soon as he entered the door, he saw three little things eating happily with their buttocks pouted, and there was not a single grain of rice left in the pot!

"You three..." Fangzheng's face darkened suddenly, these three little things are teaming up for revenge!

The three guys ate madly without looking up, and soon they were all killed, lying there one by one, touching their bellies, motionless.

"Very good, eating more is a good thing. Eat more and work harder. In the next week, the three of you will be responsible for cleaning the temple. If the cleaning is not clean, hehe..." Fangzheng glanced at the pot, and the meaning was very clear.

When the three little things heard it, they all wailed. They were indeed smarter than powerful...

Regarding this, Fangzheng ignored them, and he was probably going to be hungry in the afternoon.

Perhaps because the mountain was closed for filming a while ago, there have been no pilgrims going up the mountain for the past two days, and it is impossible for the villagers in the village to come up to burn incense. As a result, Fangzheng touched his pocket, looked at the sky speechlessly, and sighed: " System, when will this kind of life end? This is too poor! I have some incense money, and I gave it to you, I can't live this life!"

"Then you should work hard to earn merits. One day you will become a Buddha, and you will return to vulgarity." The system said leisurely.

Fangzheng rolled his eyes and said, "Is merit so easy to earn? Up to now, I have saved so many people, how much merit is there?"

"Okay, then I'll give you a hint, your current merit is 200 points." The system said.

"Huh? Why are there so many?!" Fangzheng was taken aback. Although he helped many people, the merit points he got every time were pitifully small. He counted all the money, probably not even 100 points. How could he suddenly have 200 points? up?

PS: Fortunately, 166 tips have been accumulated so far, which didn't kill me.