Chapter 28 Professor Taion
In the afternoon, Ravenclaw and Slytherin are together on the history of magic.
William was a science student in a previous life, but was particularly interested in history.
It was just the history of magic that surprised him, so boring that it made people want to sleep.
Everyone was startled when Professor Binns dragged his white pearl body across the blackboard into the classroom.
- He is a ghost.
If you change into women's clothes, this appearance is probably as cool as Sadako.
Professor Binns was very old, looking older than Dumbledore.
He was wrinkled and puffy, not round at all, but no one wanted to mess with him.
There are many versions of the legend of Professor Binns at Hogwarts.
The official account is that when Professor Binns was alive, he got up one day to go to class and accidentally left his body in an armchair in front of the fire in the staff lounge.
Since then, all his daily activities have remained unchanged. He didn't notice that he was dead, and he still went to class conscientiously and continued to shine.
This is the role model of the professors, one of the top ten figures in the magic world, everyone must learn from him!
It was hard for William to imagine that after Snape died, his soul was still dragging greasy hair, standing in the basement classroom, torturing generations of students with a poisonous tongue.
Moreover, William is very skeptical of the official statement.
This is obviously a naked oppression, not even a ghost will be spared, but also continue to teach, and do not get paid, do not need to eat.
The black-hearted magic world!
Especially when Professor Binns, in his hypnotic voice, spoke slowly of the villain Merrick and the eccentric Uric in the classroom, William's thoughts were even stronger.
He wanted to rescue Professor Binns immediately so that the school could change a teacher.
William wasn't alone in thinking that.
Professor Binns read in a dry, low, monotonous voice, like an old vacuum cleaner, and the class was groggy, occasionally snapping back to copy a name or a date, and then falling back into a semi-sleep state.
Little by little, Qiu's head was like a chicken pounding rice, and she thought she was fascinated and agreed with Professor Binns' point of view.
Bobo Tea stared at her for a long time, her paws left a dark mark on her face, and she didn't respond.
Bobo tea swiped again with his fluffy tail, and the textbook on the history of magic fell on the table.
It was the textbook that Qiu used to support his flat chest and prevent his body from lying on the table.
Without support, her face slammed straight to the table.
The poor little white rabbit, who was lying on the table eating carrots, smashed his face directly, rolled his eyes, and fainted again with fright.
The plan of the little snakes in Slytherin to avenge the dean also failed to materialize. They were too sleepy!
There is a ghost inside, the plan is aborted, go to sleep!
If there's one class that's most anticipated, it's Defence Against the Dark Arts on Tuesday morning.
Defense Against the Dark Arts is fascinating on its own, and the terrifying campus legend of changing professors once a year adds even more mystery!
When they got to the classroom of Professor Tywin's first Defence Against the Dark Arts class, he wasn't there.
They all sat down, took out books, quills, and parchment, and they were chatting when Tywin finally entered the classroom.
Tywin was wearing a fitted robe and his short blond hair was meticulously groomed, in stark contrast to Snape.
He smiled slightly, not holding a textbook in his hand, only a wand made of ebony wood.
The classroom soon became quiet, and many little witches looked at Professor Tywin madly.
This is undoubtedly a very charming wizard.
But there were still creaking chairs rubbing around, and Professor Tywin didn't stop it.
William recognized it as a Slytherin student.
In fact, the overlap between Ravenclaw and Slytherin courses is much higher than that of other colleges.
The school will always rank two colleges that have a good relationship together, the eagle is the snake, and the badger is the lion!
But something has changed this time around, with William hurting their lovely Snake King (greasy Snape blew up), there's always someone who wants to get back in the game.
Deliberately making noise, this is a small measure of Slytherin's little snakes to get revenge on William.
It's not very useful, it's just for disgusting people.
"Good morning, everyone." Professor Tywin said gently, "I'm very happy that everyone has the textbook - "Dark Forces: Self-Defense Guide"."
"It's a very old textbook. Hogwarts has been using it for 120 years or 150 years, I can't remember exactly.
But I know the author of this book, Professor Quentin Trimble, whose portrait has been on the wall of the principal's office for over a hundred years. "
"Being able to use it for so many years represents the classic level of this textbook. Of course, Professor Quentin Trimble himself may not think so."
"Come on, let's open the title page of the textbook, and we can see a row of beautiful swash characters - actual combat is always greater than theory."
"This means that we will only have a few theoretical classes, and most of them are practical classes!"
"As Professor Snape said, 'I won't teach too much theory, I won't fully use books, that's what you should learn and master after class'.
This is what I want to tell you. "
Professor Tywin laughed suddenly.
"I know, I know, after our dear Professor Snape said this yesterday, he was admitted to the school hospital, so I will be very careful not to repeat the same mistakes.
I would like to highlight Mr. Stark here, as he deserves to be a Ravenclaw. "
William's face was expressionless, and he found that Professor Tywin had drawn another wave of hatred for him, and all the Slytherins were staring at him.
Professor Tywin stepped off the podium and said loudly: "As we all know, Defense Against the Dark Arts is a course to learn how to deal with evil dark magic spells and evil creatures.
So, where in the wizarding world has black magic or evil creatures? Miss Qiu Zhang, you answer. "
Qiu stood up, thought about it, and said, "Vampire."
"That's right, vampires... terrifying magical creatures that originated in the Balkans, I was fortunate enough to come across one or two during my travels, and it's hard to deal with.
Muggles will defend themselves with garlic and holy water, which is definitely useless.
In today's love literature, there are more and more stories of vampires. In order to cater to the market, many witches and wizards shape vampires into handsome and long-lived creatures. "
"It's definitely wrong, trust me," Tywin winked at Cho, "Never try to fall in love with a vampire."
Autumn blushed.
I don't know why, William thought of Cedric. He probably wouldn't like Professor Tywin, and even thought about turning into a vampire and biting Tywin.
"Professor, will you teach me... how to deal with vampires?" a Slytherin girl asked boldly.
She had freckles on her face and was slightly fat, and her voice sounded like the legendary witch, His Highness Qiao Biluo.
Seeing her nympho look, William felt that she probably didn't want to learn how to subdue vampires, but to subdue Professor Tywin.
Professor Tywin said with a smile: "Of course, if I can teach the third grade safely, I will teach you personally, Miss Crouch."
Everyone laughed, the terrifying legend of the Defence Against the Dark Arts position is deeply rooted in people's hearts.
"By the way, five points for Ravenclaw."
Professor Tywin made no secret of his preference for Ravenclaw, because he was a graduate of the house.
However, that was more than ten years ago.
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