Chapter 37
"It's not easy." Lan Yudie said, "We play cards and gamble with him, the two of us."
"I guess he doesn't know how to play cards." Lin Xiaowu said.
"No, we can teach him." Lan Yudie said.
So, when they walked out again, Lin Xiaowu took a brand new pack of playing cards and said to Xiao Fei, "Little monk, let's play a game..."
"Playing poker?" Xiao Fei immediately became pleasantly surprised. He is so familiar with the game of poker. "I know how to do this. Is it a comparison of size, who loses and who takes off his clothes?"
Suddenly, the two girls froze.
"Who taught you these messy things?" Lin Xiaowu glared at him, and said, "If you lose, you have to take off your clothes? You think so beautifully!"
"It is estimated that he saw it in that 'special service' hotel again, which made him turn bad." Lan Yudie said.
"Didn't you take off your clothes?" Xiao Fei was very disappointed, and immediately lost interest in this game.
"We don't bet on taking off clothes when we play cards, we want to bet on money." Lin Xiaowu said, "We just play Fighting the Landlords, fifty yuan a piece, double the amount of bombs."
"Don't say I don't know how to fight landlords, even if I know how to do it, I don't gamble. The little monk is a monk and never gambles." Xiao Fei immediately refused, and hurriedly covered his cloth bag, as if he was afraid that the money would be snatched away by them. .
"Little monk, come on... If you are lucky, you might be able to earn tens of thousands in a short while, which is much easier than going out to catch ghosts and sell things to make money." Lan Yudie persuaded him persuasively.
"No, you two will team up to lie to me." Xiao Fei said. When playing poker with the Su sisters before, the two of them made small moves. Although he didn't deceive him in the end, it already made him wary of girls.
"Are you really not coming?"
"No." Xiao Fei said sternly, "Unless you don't play with money and play with undressing." When he said the rest, his eyes lit up.
"Stay away from me." Lin Xiaowu said. After speaking, he pulled Lan Yudie into her room again, and the two continued to brainstorm.
"What should I do? Little monks don't gamble." Lin Xiaowu asked.
"He doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, and doesn't gamble. It seems that it is difficult to cheat money from him." Lan Yudie said, "If you want to deal with a person, it depends on his weakness."
"What is the weakness of the little monk?" Lin Xiaowu asked.
"Greedy, lustful!" Lan Yudie said.
"It's not easy to target money. After all, we don't know those quack tricks. We can't fool him into taking out money, changing a thousand to ten thousand, and then quietly taking away the real money and giving him a blank sheet of paper. It seems that we can only target him. I'm lustful."
"Could it be that you really want to rape him, take off one piece and ask him to pay one hundred yuan?" Lan Yudie said.
"Bah! Is it only worth one hundred yuan to take off one piece of clothing?" Lin Xiaowu said very dissatisfied.
"Don't tell me you want to take one thousand at a time?" Lan Yudie said, "One thousand is too much for the little monk, and he probably won't pay."
"Can you get to the point? It's not a matter of undressing at all, okay?" Lin Xiaowu glared at her and said, "Could it be that the only way to get money from him is by undressing?"
"Then what should we do?" Lan Yudie asked.
Lin Xiaowu was silent. For a while, they couldn't think of any good way to do it.
"It seems that the only way to brainstorm is to gather all the girls from our Bilibili Demon Girls Heavenly Group. There are so many people," Lin Xiaowu said. After speaking, he entered the QQ group again and sent a message out.
"Sisters, we are going to play tricks on the little monk. Does anyone of you have a good idea, let me hear it?"
"To tease the little monk, such a fun thing, I must participate."
"Count me in, I will hit his head today."
"Boss, since I've been with you for so many years, you must give me the chance."
...
Soon, Lin Xiaowu's proposal received a positive response from the girls of the heavenly group.
"I asked you to come up with ideas, not to invite you to participate." Lin Xiaowu said in a speechless message, "This little monk neither gambles nor smokes or drinks, but has a weakness that is greedy for money. Think about it carefully, Is there any good way for me to cheat all the money in his pocket!"
She felt it was inconvenient to say that the little monk was lustful. That's why she didn't say that he was greedy and lustful just now.
Greedy? Want to cheat all his money? For a moment, the girls of the Yaonv Tiantuan fell into silence.
"Yes!" At this time, a girl nicknamed 'Xing Chen Tian Nu' sent a message in the QQ group, "Isn't he a monk? A monk pays attention to compassion and saves all sentient beings. We let people pretend to be beggars, pretending to be miserable It’s just a matter of defrauding him of his money.”
"The monks are originally begging for others, but you want to beg for him instead?" Lin Xiaowu said.
"The monk asked for money because he had no money or no food to eat. But I heard that this little monk has some money. As for whether he is willing to give alms to others, it depends on whether he has a heart of compassion." It's gone." Said the Celestial Girl.
"We did this as a way to test him. If he refuses to give money to beggars, then I will despise her." Another girl nicknamed Peach Blossom Heavenly Girl said in a message.
"It's true..." said the girl nicknamed 'Magic Concubine Tiannv'.
"This plan sounds very good." Soon, Lin Xiaowu finalized the plan.
"Sister Wu, the little monk regards money as a precious treasure. What do you think he can give it out generously?" Lan Yudie next to him said worriedly, "I think he loves money so much. It may be a hairless iron cock."
"Try it and you'll know?" Lin Xiaowu said.
After finishing speaking, he began to send messages in the group again: "The specific plan, I am going to implement it in this way. Later, Lan Yudie and I will take him to Rainbow Mall to buy clothes and mobile phones. One of you, pretending to be a beggar, is in Ask him for money on the way. Be sure to pretend to be pitiful and get all his money out!"
"The girl playing the role of a beggar must not only be very smart, but also have good acting skills. Which of you would like that?"
"Do you want to make up to look like a beggar, and wear tattered clothes? We usually wear brand-name clothes worth hundreds of thousands of yuan, and put on tens of thousands of cosmetics on our faces. Now we have to plaster our own face? Such a thing... ...it was so...fun!"
In an instant, the group boiled.
"My lady has always been well-clothed and well-fed, and I have never experienced the life of begging... This time, I must check the people's feelings."