Chapter 33 Counting Money Until Hand Cramps

"My God, the tuition fee for going to school is 500,000, where can I find this one million!?" Xiao Fei leaned back, touched his forehead, and said resentfully.

"Isn't it five hundred thousand? How come it's one million again?" Lan Yudie asked suspiciously.

Well! Xiao Fei felt a little embarrassed. He has no concept of numbers, and thinks that five hundred thousand is an astronomical figure, and one million is also an astronomical figure. Even the numbers seem to be the same. In short, they are all outrageous, and they cannot be taken out by themselves.

"It seems that your math level still needs to be improved!" Lan Yudie said.

"Just like you, even if you are given a lot of money, it will probably be cheated away by others in two or three days." Lin Xiaowu also said, "What's even more ridiculous is that you are extremely greedy for money, constantly looking for opportunities to ask us for money." Charge all kinds of fees. You said you can keep the money you have worked so hard to collect?"

"And it's still two hundred and three hundred at a time..." Lan Yudie said disdainfully, "Then let me ask you now, how much money do you have in your pocket?"

"Uh, I really don't know about this." Xiao Fei said, "I'll count first."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Fei took his cloth bag in his hand and threw it down on the ground. In an instant, banknotes covered the floor.

Among these banknotes, except for a dozen red banknotes of one hundred yuan. There are also a few pieces of change of one yuan and two yuan, which are left over from his previous use. They were all taken from the merit box before, and he thought he had used them up.

"One hundred, two hundred, three hundred..." Xiao Fei crawled on the ground and began to count one by one.

A lot of money! Looking at these banknotes, his saliva flowed out. And why are these brand-new banknotes so comfortable to the touch? At this time, he only had money in his eyes, and he felt that he had a lot of money.

"Eight hundred, nine hundred, one thousand, one thousand one hundred... My God, I have more than one thousand!" Xiao Fei said excitedly. Then he picked up the change and started counting, "One thousand one hundred and one, one thousand one hundred and two..."

Lin Xiaowu and Lan Yudie looked at each other and were speechless. In their eyes, this little monk is simply a dick, and not just a dick.

"More than a thousand, is it really a lot?" After a while, Lan Yudie finally couldn't help asking. Hearing Xiao Fei counting the money there, she felt very bored.

"Of course it's a lot." Xiao Fei said, "In Lingjue Temple, do you know how much I pay for incense sticks for a month? One hundred and fifty yuan! If you are not in charge, you don't know the price of firewood and rice. I want to calculate every penny. , in order to keep the incense in front of the Lord Buddha alive."

Xiao Fei seemed to recall his life in Lingjue Temple, and complained to her, "The master doesn't care about those mundane things. I have to worry about everything in Lingjue Temple. He made me the abbot when I was eight years old. It seems that he had planned it long ago..."

"Hey, how many have I counted?" Xiao Fei scratched his bare head and asked doubtfully. Just now when Lan Yudie interrupted, he forgot how much he had counted, "No, I have to count again."

"Oh my god!" Hearing him ask how much he had counted, Lan Yudie and Lin Xiaowu knew that something was going to happen, and they looked up to the sky and sighed.

"One hundred, two hundred..." Sure enough, Xiao Fei threw all the money on the ground and started counting again.

"I remember that the whole number you counted is one thousand one hundred, you only need to count the change now." Lin Xiaowu couldn't see it anymore and gave him a hint. The two of them didn't pay attention to how much the little monk counted just now, they only remembered a whole number.

"Just count the change, I don't know how much I have." Xiao Fei said.

"Stupid, you counted the change and added the whole number!" Lan Yudie said.

"But I still think your statement is a little unreliable." Xiao Fei said, "Only by counting one by one, can I feel at ease."

"Yudie, don't bother him anymore, lest he have to lose again later." Lin Xiaowu said worriedly.

Hearing Lin Xiaowu's words, Lan Yudie hurriedly covered her mouth.

"One thousand one hundred and one, one thousand one hundred and two..." The voice kept ringing in the ears of the two of them. Xiao Fei was never tired of doing it, and his voice was full of joy, but to their ears, it seemed like a kind of torture.

"One thousand one hundred and thirty-eight!" At the end, Xiao Fei finally finished counting the money and said excitedly.

Then carefully put the money back into the cloth bag.

"Huh!" Lin Xiaowu and Lan Yudie let out a long sigh of relief when they heard that he had finished counting.

"Hey, with two beauties beside you, you only have money in your eyes?" Lan Yudie said dissatisfied. After hearing that he had finished counting, Lan Yudie dared to speak

"Money is a good thing!" Xiao Fei said, "If you have money, you will have incense, and you will be able to eat and go to school."

"Then do you like us?" Lan Yudie blinked and asked.

"Of course, I like it too." Xiao Fei said.

"Love money and lust, are you sure you are really a monk, all four things are empty?" Lin Xiaowu said.

"Little monk, it's not that all four things are empty." Xiao Fei said. Although he believes in Buddha, he doesn't believe in other Buddhas. What he believes in is Fighting and Conquering Buddha. Naturally belligerent, but also fighting will win. And what he learned was also the Dapin Tianxian Jue that Sun Wukong had learned before, not the Buddhist Kungfu.

"Okay, let's not talk about this." Lin Xiaowu said, "You have 1,138 yuan now, do you know how far away you are from the tuition fee of 500,000 yuan?"

"I don't know." Xiao Fei said, "Anyway, it's a lot!" Thinking that there was still a lot of tuition left, he was worried.

"How much is five hundred thousand minus one thousand one hundred and thirty-eight?" Lan Yudie blinked and asked him.

"I don't know." Xiao Fei replied again.

"With your math level, you still want to go to our Tulip Middle School? Where did you go to elementary school, and how are your grades in middle school?" Lin Xiaowu laughed.

"I have never been to elementary school, let alone middle school. I only learned how to recognize characters from my master, and I can read some Buddhist scriptures." Xiao Fei replied, "But the master told me that after school, I only need to learn how to recognize characters. After I finish it, I need to translate some Buddhist scriptures, so it’s useless to learn other sciences.”

"Translation of Buddhist scriptures? That is the original Buddhist scriptures. Most of the original Buddhist scriptures are written in ancient Indian languages. Middle schools don't teach these at all. It seems that you not only have to go to middle school, but also to college, and later you have to go to the foreign language institute. " Lin Xiaowu said.

"Just like him, still going to university and entering the School of Foreign Languages?" Lan Yudie said disdainfully.

"Is it... so difficult?" Xiao Fei was speechless. It seems that the task assigned to him by the master is a long way to go.

"Xiaodie, come with me." At this time, Lin Xiaowu suddenly pulled Lan Yudie aside, wanting to whisper to her.