Tag: System

Corpse: Are you polite, please?

Uchiha Kai: "I'm a hapless guy who traveled to the ninja world. The system is a sham used to make games and train me to be a super game producer. What kind of suffering is this?!"

System: "After testing, this is the earth in 2024. Please complete the production of the first game as soon as possible."

Uchiha Kai: "Okay, okay, you want to play it this way, right? Okay, since I'm not having a good time, let's use the Uchiha way to make the world feel pain!"

"The underworld game, start it for me!"

From then on, the ninja world had an old Uchiha thief who used the Sharingan to make the underworld game to avenge the world.

【Happy, sadistic, invincible article! 】

Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great name for himself in Douluo!

Because his soul skills are too abstract, he knelt down and cried when he was banned.

100% of the time, he was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, you little jerk!

The Eye of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour!

Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea!

......

Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous? !

Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger on my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life!

Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid?

Qian Renxue: You have seen through my female body for a long time, and you are still arm in arm with me?

A certain extra: The blue devil is coming, run away! ! !

This book is also known as "How did I become the world's best teaching UP host?" "I accidentally won the Grand Slam in order to make teaching videos" and "All champion top laners are my apprentices"

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Zhou Dian traveled through S7 and became a UP host specializing in top lane teaching.

From the national server to the Korean server, they are all his sources of materials.

Later, Zhou Dian reached out to the professional arena...

"What? You can't beat anyone in the lane with Nasus, and you can only play in the low rank? Then I have to teach you how to play Nasus, the rank is not high, LPL finals!"

"What? Garen is a useless hero, with short legs and always being walked? It doesn't exist, I have to teach you how to play Garen, the rank is average, MSI finals!"

"I always hear people say that Jayce's poke has no damage? The damage is very weak? It doesn't make sense. I'll try and teach you how to play Jayce, the rank is okay, S finals!"

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In the face of interviews, other top laners commented on Zhou Dian

369: After watching Brother Zhou's teaching of Gnar, I practiced Gnar in one day, it's so easy!

TheShy: Why do I like to play top lane with marksmen? I learned it from Zhou!

Nuguri: I'm not the last super top laner, I'm just one of Mr. Zhou's many students!

Zeus: I will never forget Zhou's Jayce game in the Bird's Nest finals that year. At that moment, I thought, if I could become a professional player, I must win the championship skin for Jayce and restore Jayce's glory....

But more often, these players would say to Zhou Dian: Please don't make teaching videos anymore, it's really embarrassing to be publicly executed!

(Maybe a novel that is not so Lord-like, but very Lord-like... well, maybe it will be a very interesting story)

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if Lord-like was more realistic, more "sci-fi", and more different.

This is such a book.

Welcome to my story (crossed out), welcome to the story of the super stitched monster.

Note: The content of the first 120 chapters is not very well written, so you can skip the previous ones! If you like to read the dungeons, you can just read the dungeons! The Lord's hegemony was actually a traffic diversion at the time, well, my problem.

I changed the introduction several times and I am not satisfied. Some people say the writing is good and some say it is bad, so I warn you about the poor writing!

As for the readers who open this book, I am committed to bringing you a fairly interesting story.

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Lord, farming, cultivation, arms, development!

Let the technology merge and interweave!

Age of Empires, Civilization, Warhammer, Victoria, Hearts of Iron, yes, stitched monster!

There are a lot of magic changes, just enjoy reading!

(Age of Empires, Stellaris, Civilization, Warhammer, Hearts of Iron, lots of magic changes, super stitched monsters!)

There is a female protagonist, the writing is average, some say it is very good, some say it is very bad, I'll take the average one in between.

Additional: This book is not a pure cool story, those who like to read mindless cool stories can give up, I can't write cool stories, I don't have that kind of writing skills.

But the storytelling may be slightly okay, probably.

Newcomer, new book, www

Maybe it will be a very interesting story~

Ye Yun traveled through the fairyland and became the young master of the Ye family, the most powerful force in the fairyland.

His background is so great and his life experience is unmatched!

He has everything he wants in the world.

The Ye family is the authentic fairy sect, but Ye Yun found out that he is actually an out-and-out villain.

He was obsessed by the daughter of luck at the beginning, and Ye Yun was also confused.

[Ding! The villain system awakens...]

The daughter of luck was sent to him by the family, and she only begged the Ye family to take care of her.

Even the fiancée of the son of luck admired him.

With his identity and the villain system, Ye Yun went further and further on the road of dealing with the son of luck.

Fu Shaoping traveled to a chaotic world full of demons and monsters, and became a poor boy who couldn't get enough food. Fortunately, he awakened the two fates of [hate evil as much as hatred] and [glorify the family]. As long as he punishes evil and expands his family, he will get rewards.

So, Fu Shaoping joined the Zhenwu Division and began to avoid fighting, make friends, expand his family, and develop his family's immortal cultivation.

Time goes by, the era changes, countless immortal supremes, demon giants, demon clan saints, and Tianjiao Hongyan, from rise to fall, disappeared in the long river of time. Only the Changsheng Fu family has remained unchanged from ancient times, forever, standing at the top of the immortal path, living as long as the heaven and earth, and shining as the sun and the moon.

Li Yu, who has traveled through time for more than ten years, finally welcomed his own golden finger, the dimensional chat group.

Since he has become the group leader, let's make the world restless.

Uchiha Madara: Black Zetsu, come here and let's talk about the heartfelt words.

Black Widow: You travel through time, why kidnap me!

Koumaru: I will never allow the CP to collapse once it is revealed. The CP I support must not jump. If one household doesn't work, you can open a harem, right?

Kurosaki Ichigo: Get out of here!

Uzumaki Naruto: I understand the truth, but why is Sasuke in your world a girl, and the other me, shut up!

Li Yu: Heh~ This is just the beginning [spreading hands]

[All Survival] + [Funny Article] + [Upgrade] + [Funny] + [No Female Lead]

After waking up, Su Bai entered the world of all survival.

He started with a small wooden house, a broken stone axe, and a randomly acquired [Black-hearted Merchant] talent.

Although the talent level is low, it can be upgraded continuously, and you can also gain a trading-related ability every day.

On the first day, all the people begged for fire, and Su Bai made a bold move, and made a shoddy version of the fire stick and became rich overnight.

On the second day, countless people's tools were broken, and Su Bai stepped forward and carried the burden of tens of thousands of people in the two districts on his shoulders.

On the third day, the blizzard came for the first time, and countless people could not move. Su Bai obtained talent information and turned into timely rain to send warmth and win people's hearts.

The fourth day, the fifth day...

When the seven-day novice period passed, when all the survivors were still struggling, Su Bai had already lived in a big villa, looking at the huge country he had built.

Rivals in the same area: "What bullshit good man? He is obviously a black-hearted businessman!"

Friends in other areas: "Boss Su is a good person. If he has good things, he will really sell them to you!"

Top bosses: "What is the most important thing in Survival? Talent! Wait... Where are the talents? Are they all locked up by Su Bai?"

Heroes from various countries: "Boss Su, please give me some food! The children are so poor now!"

"..."

Su Bai: "Friend, do you need a deal?"

As soon as Xia En opened his eyes, he was already in the Age of Discovery.

People build ships, set sail, salvage the relics of the past, and control extraordinary power.

But why did he owe a huge sum of money and all the crew members ran away?

Fortunately, Xia En has awakened his talents [Captain's Majesty] and [Deep Sea Submersible], and with the blessing of the ship soul, he can permanently acquire ship attributes and explore the underwater ruins with his projected body.

Ancient shipwrecks, mysterious islands, charming sirens, and submerged city ruins.

There are also indescribable deep-sea ethnic groups, the legendary lost continent...

Start with a ship, and the treasure depends on fishing!

…

Years later.

Across the Seven Seas, such a legend spreads.

"There is a terrifying sea monster on the bottom of the sea, called the Ruler of the Deep Sea. He has overturned hundreds of pirate ships. Many sea people believe in him as a god."

"Is this happening?"

"I often trade with the sea tribe, and I have never heard of any deep sea ruler."

Shane wiped the blood on the deck with his tentacles and said seriously.

Resurrection of spiritual energy, the coming of the gods?

Disasters continue, and all lives suffer?

It has nothing to do with me, I am just a terminally ill patient who has been declared a countdown to sudden death and gave up treatment.

Taking the wreckage on the road of exorcism and killing immortals is not to protect the family and the country, but because the risk salary is too attractive, especially the pension…

“This evil art is condemned by heaven. Even if the early stage progresses smoothly, the final practitioner will surely die…”

“Give me a hit.”

“This magic sword has devoured the master, and has already taken ninety-nine lives…”

“Give me two, as well as those man-eating magic helmets, soul-devouring blood claws, and give me a whole set.”

“This medicine hurts the sky and…”

“Stop talking, wrap it up for me!”

But the question is, why do I dare to take on any high-risk task, step on all the thunder, do all the death, but still live and dance.

[Congratulations, congratulations, being named the first of the ten heroes who moved the world……]

“…God, it’s not that the average survival time of this line is three and a half years, three and a half years, and they are almost S-rank hunters, the first of the ten heroes, why haven’t they died. I I just want to make an honorable sacrifice and cheat some pensions. Is it so difficult?!

Spend life energy to infuse martial arts, and you can perform unlimited deductions.

Shen Yi's mortal body only has a lifespan of less than a hundred years. Fortunately, he can gain his remaining lifespan by killing demons.

In the troubled times where evil spirits are everywhere, the long sword is revealed, causing the liver and gallbladder of these creatures who have lived for thousands of years to burst!

From [Eagle Claw Technique] to [Eight Desolations Splitting Heavenly Hands], from [Demon Subduing Fist] to [Golden Body Prison Suppressing Dharma Appearance]!

Shen Yi would occasionally ponder, how come this life span increases with time?

He put the sword into its sheath, raised his eyes to the sky, and heard that there was a Jade Palace above the clouds. It was filled with thousands of saints, each of whom had experienced endless years.

This time I came to heaven just to borrow a million years from the immortals to prove my path to immortality.

…

This book is also called "You are asked to use your life to practice martial arts, but you are going to use someone else's?" ", "Fellow Taoist, please stay, your longevity is destined to be with me."

[I traveled through time and entered the Taoist holy land Tianshi Mansion to practice. 】

Lei Jun: "This is a good start."

[Late in getting started, late in practicing, mediocre in abilities, and slow in cultivation. 】

Lei Jun: "This is a bit bad."

[Seeking good luck and avoiding bad luck, luck predicts the future, and choices determine life. 】

Lei Jun: "My golden finger is very powerful."

[Top sign: ...to get a fifth-grade opportunity, move secretly, and have no worries, good luck. 】

Lei Jun: "This is good, are there any others?"

[Lower sign: ... Before you get any harvest, you will encounter a big disaster, you will be in a dangerous situation, and the casualties will be unpredictable. It is fierce. 】

Lei Jun: "Very good, I choose to sign."

From now on, the benefits will not be lost, and the troubles will not come to you.

Life is in a simple mode, and you can watch others' thrilling clouds rise and fall indifferently.

When Ultraman picked up the system!

When Ultraman traveled to another world!

When Ultraman cultivated a Pokémon!

KONO Bailiyuan Da!

What? You say I'm not like Ultraman? Eat me a record of destruction and death!

Your enemies:

Falling from the sky, a high-tech alien army.

A body made of vibranium, the most intelligent life in history.

The Lord of the Dimension, the supreme being in the world of black magic.

The ultimate judge, the omniscient and omnipotent Mad Titan.

And you, my friend, can only draw the abilities of cartoon characters from cartoons.

"What are you kidding? Isn't this obviously embarrassing me, Makabaka?

What do you mean, do you want me to use the Ding Ding car to hit Thanos head-on?"

What, there are also Happy Superman, Calabash Brothers, and Monkey King in the prize pool?

There are also funny characters such as Arale, Tom Cat, and Popeye!

"(Laughing) I don't eat beef!"

[Darker + The protagonist is sometimes ruthless + No heroine + Various golden fingers + Decisive killing + Eliminating the root of the problem + Occasionally daily + Sweeping everything]

Once I traveled through time, I became a big black dog.

Or the one who was about to be killed in the dog meat restaurant.

Gu Shang trembled.

Fortunately, there was a golden finger.

The infinite rebirth system is turned on!

As long as you die, you can be reborn, and if you die because of the exhaustion of lifespan, you can draw a random golden finger after rebirth.

At the beginning, I drew a golden finger with infinite blue bars.

Hmm, infinite stamina?

When he found an opportunity, Gu Shang ran away, and the five guys chased him for a long time but couldn't catch him!

A few months later, Gu Shang took a large number of his men to take revenge and slaughtered this dog meat restaurant.

For countless years, he tried one identity after another and drew one incredible golden finger after another.

"The speed of cultivation has increased by a hundred times, which is good."

"Fairy summoning manual? What is this!"

"BGM enhancement?"

"One-hit kill program!"

"Eyes that travel through the heavens!"

What to do if you can't defeat an enemy? Just commit suicide and then take revenge in several lifetimes.

What to do if the enemy dies too quickly? It doesn't matter. You can dance on his grave and use his ashes to keep warm.

Time flies, years change, only he is immortal.

My name is Lin Fang, I am 22 years old, a time traveler, and now I am a farmer in Kansas, USA.

Today I found a crashed alien spaceship on the farm, and I suspect that I will pick up Superman.

What should I do?

So excited!

My son is Superman!

Can I lie down? !

Wait...

How come the spaceship is opened, and the system tells me that this baby is from the motherland? !

Many years later.

Lin Fang stood in the farm, looking up at another spaceship falling from the sky.

I said to the system, are you done yet? How many babies have you sent over the years?

If you sent a Superman, I wouldn't say anything, but it's the motherland, and it's the "killer dad" Star Lord...

They are all father-worryers who specialize in stabbing fathers. Are you afraid that I won't die fast enough!

Lin Fang sighed, and silently raised a middle finger to the "shooting star" in the sky.

Arriving in the Hidden Leaf Village of the Naruto world, Uchiha Hikaru finds herself in the body of a young girl buried underground during the Warring States period. Her first challenge is to break the seal and escape from the coffin she’s trapped in.

Fortunately, the chat group is activated...

["Genius Girl Longing for Love" joins the chat group]

["Iron-Headed Child" joins the chat group]

["Eternal Sister" (in soul state) joins the chat group]

Seeing these usernames in the chat group, Uchiha Hikaru feels reassured: "x-on:Eternal Sister, you don't want Naruto to be bullied outside, do you?"

...

Autumn of Konoha Year 52.

In the form of the dark red Susanoo, Uchiha Hikaru slowly opens her eyes in the sky above the village and speaks indifferently: "Tell me, do you also wish to dance?"

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This is the story of an Uchiha girl who awakens in the Hidden Leaf Village and starts her journey by defeating Danzo with a single slash, traveling across various worlds such as Dragon Ball, Dragon Raja, Inuyasha, and Demon Slayer, acting freely and recklessly.

Main world: Naruto. Sub-worlds: Dragon Ball, Dragon Raja, Inuyasha, Demon Slayer, and more.

P.S.: This is a story with a female protagonist (gender transformation), and there is no male lead.

During the ritual to summon the devil, Aiwass finally recalled the memories of his past life.

This should be an online game published and operated by its own company for six years. Now his adoptive father is the latest version of the leader of the villain organization.

And his identity will be exposed six years later, and he will jump back from the protagonist's side. In the end, because he decided to block a fatal blow for the player character, he was beaten to death by the eldest brother in the cutscene CG without even having a chance to enter the book.

——But actually it’s not a big problem. Because Aiwass also knows many secret promotion routes that are exclusive to player characters, as well as the rules of each path as secret knowledge, I am sure he will be able to reverse his unfortunate fate...

So now there's only one question left.

"According to the original plot, shouldn't I have been rescued by the protagonist before this ridiculous ritual started?"

Aiwass, who was tied to the ceremonial stage as a sacrifice, fell into deep thought.

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This book is also called "When Plot Skip Players Enter the Game World"

Keywords: victorian fantasy, amber flow

There have been "Player Super Justice", "Toppled Tower", "Mercury Blood" and other works with a total of nearly 10 million words completed. The credibility is guaranteed!

Yang Xiaotao traveled through time, and still traveled to a world full of love in the courtyard.

But because he was familiar with the plot, he preferred to call it Qinman Siheyuan.

When I first arrived, I met Jia Dongxu getting married, but he actually died of injuries on the bed.

The reason was that... they were beaten by the beasts in the yard, and that was how Yang Xiaotao traveled through time.

Same name and surname, but different personalities.

In this era of rapid advancement, in this courtyard full of animals, Yang Xiaotao is confused and sad.

Fortunately, there are many standard features for time travellers, and the "Happy Learning System" is slowly turned on.

Traveling through the world of American TV series, I gained a system for picking up attributes.

At this point, the "protagonists" in American dramas have become good "leeks".

Mike: Your king is coming!

"I'll give you a million dollars, but you have to stay in the last game you played for a year. Are you willing?"

Li You (disdainful): Yes, yes, and then what? Can you let me go?

Then he traveled through time.

Arrived in Raccoon City.

Li You: Don't underestimate me, I'm a full-achievement player! ! Look at me clearing the game with one life! !

This is a story about a game nerd traveling through different game worlds to overcome obstacles.

[Note: The original work's important CP is not broken. ]

[Current world line: Resident Evil II and III → Dying Light → Resident Evil IV → Sekiro → Dead Cells → This War of Mine → Double Edge → Cyberpunk 2077 → Resident Evil 1 → Dark Souls III (pure process) → Devil May Cry IV → Elden Ring]

Evil spirits are everywhere, weird things are rampant, demons are in chaos, and the people are suffering.

Zhang Lingshan came to this world with an attribute panel.

In order to survive, he had to practice hard.

With my unremitting will, with my extraordinary understanding...

Add points!

Han Yi accidentally crossed the world of cultivating immortals and became an outer disciple of Xuandanzong

Sects, fairy kingdoms, holy places, heavenly demons, dangers are everywhere in the world of cultivating immortals

Fortunately, Han Yi has a proficiency template

Alchemy, formations, talismans, supernatural powers, spells...

the liver is done