Chapter 568 He Chen: What Kind of Sandwich Are You? (Day 1 of Fucking, Asking for Monthly Votes!)

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Tong Wenjie didn't want to believe it, but she was extremely panicked. She tremblingly held up her cell phone to contact her precious son.

She didn't get through at the first time, which made her feel bad. She couldn't control her hands and feet. She could only pray to Qiao Yingzi to help her check the latest situation in California.

Of course, Qiao Yingzi would not refuse such a request at a time like this. Seeing that He Chen was happy to see the success, she helped to find all kinds of latest news.

More and more news made Tong Wenjie more and more frightened.

Originally, she had forgotten to mention just now that the mansion Ji Yangyang's uncle bought was actually more suitable for her precious son, because it was very close to the mansion of the real international superstar Brother Long. In the future, her precious son might become a man comparable to Brother Long. A true international star.

But now that even Brother Long's mansion has been burned down...she can only hope that her son will not play there at this time.

Otherwise, my son might really become popular!

And it's not the kind of fire she hoped for!

After struggling for a while, with Tong Wenjie almost scared to death, the number she dialed repeatedly was finally connected.

"Mom, why are there so many calls?" Fang Yifan's surprised voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Fanfan, are you okay?" Tong Wenjie couldn't control it and finally burst into tears: "Mom was scared to death. There's a fire over there. Are you okay?"

"Mom, I'm fine!" Fang Yifan said with a smile: "I have been in the university dormitory, not at Ji Yangyang's villa!"

The mother and son cried and tried to persuade each other. After communicating for a while, they finally calmed down.

Finally, I started a video to confirm.

In the video, Fang Yifan dressed very fashionably and asked his mother to point the camera of her mobile phone at He Chen and Qiao Yingzi, and said angrily: "He Chen, how dare you scare my mother!"

"Is seeking truth from facts considered a scare?" He Chen said with a smile: "Then I haven't said anything more to scare her!"

"What else can you say?" Fang Yifan looked disdainfully at the ruthless man who had repeatedly humbled him to the point of giving in.

Being separated by an ocean and on opposite sides of the world gave him a sense of security.

And now that he is used to living abroad, looking at He Chen, it's just like that.

There are many people who are more awesome and ruthless than He Chen!

Where is He Chencai?

What's so scary?

"Are you saying that the medical expenses here are so scary that people don't even dare to call an ambulance if their legs are broken? Or that a college education here costs 90,000 US dollars a year? Or that the taxes here have to be cut in half of the income? The rent is cut in half again. ? The miscellaneous expenses are so high that you can’t survive without working several jobs?

When you were in China, you made all kinds of fun of me here, and I was almost fooled by you!

But after coming here and seeing more, I realized that what you said is bullshit!

Those are poor people living miserable lives and have nothing to do with us international students and the Chinese here!

Even if the Chinese here are richer than most white people, they still don’t pay that much in taxes and so on. We are smart..."

Fang Yifan became more and more excited as he talked. He seemed to feel the joy of He Chen's endless talk, and his face became visibly rosy from talking too much and too fast.

"You have no status!" He Chen smiled.

"..." Fang Yifan suddenly seemed to be strangled by the neck, and then retorted loudly: "Nonsense! Our income here is second only to the highest level. How can we have no status in this society where capital is king! "

"The United States is Indianized, and India is transformed into gods." He Chen said with a smile: "You are white, black, colored, Asian, and Chinese.

This chain of contempt says it all!

As the saying goes: Things are expensive when they leave their hometown, but people are cheap when they leave their hometown!

Is it useful to have money?

As the old saying goes, a child can get through the bustling city with gold.

Among scholars, farmers, industry and commerce, businessmen are the richest. Shen Yishi, the richest man in the south of the Yangtze River in the Ming Dynasty 1566, tells you that it is useless to have money. At the critical moment, if you want to continue to be a bitch, you have no chance to survive!

A large fire and charcoal roasting actually means you can freely choose the least miserable way to die!

These are the wisdom of our ancestors!

Look at how the Chinese and Japanese Americans lived during the war years. Is it useful to have money?

They are just fattened pigs and lambs waiting to be slaughtered!

That’s right!

I'm not just talking metaphorically!

A lot of it is literal.

Do you know why in foreign countries, steaks are not eaten well-done, but they prefer various degrees of doneness? It seems that the rarer they are, the more tasteful they are?

I don’t think you want to know the real reason~”

"Stop rambling!" Fang Yifan looked at He Chen's half-smiling eyes and shuddered subconsciously. He really didn't dare to ask more about the reason and shouted angrily.

"You just can't eat sour grapes! How can you, a person who has never been to the United States, understand this country better than me who has actually lived here?

Let me tell you, we have a good life here!

You can’t deny it even if you want to! "

"I believe you are living a good life." He Chen said with a smile: "I heard your mother say that not only were you selected by the rock band and became the drummer, but you also had friendly classmates and a strong academic environment there. Having classmates buy you sandwiches and take you to the prom is like a real paradise!

But as far as I know, asking someone to eat a sandwich has several different meanings there.

So which one are you? "

There is no mistake, every song is released and the content is read one by one!

As soon as these words came out, Fang Yifan's expression changed drastically.

"What do you mean?" Tong Wenjie, who was watching her baby son and He Chen fighting back and forth, suddenly had a very ominous premonition, especially when she saw her baby son's face when he was defecating, she felt that there might be something wrong.

"You don't understand this?" He Chen smiled and explained: "I have repeatedly said that American TV series are written in the contemporary way of Dream of the Red Chamber. You have both Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu in your family, and now you are studying abroad, which makes you so proud. You didn't even study Dream of the Red Chamber and American TV series carefully?

What I said are all common sense. They are just the least outrageous corners of the outrageous life in America that are not concealed in American TV series.

In the American TV series How I Met Your Mother, the two male protagonists lived in the same dormitory in college. They were able to quickly become buddies. Isn't it because they eat sandwiches together?

But can normal sandwiches have this effect?

Of course not!

Because it is a sandwich related to marijuana!

After eating Everyone was so excited, smiling all the time, smiling at everyone, how could they not become brothers quickly?

There is another kind of sandwich, you can refer to the story in the American TV series The Big Bang Theory, where Howard the Oily and Rajesh from India went to the comic convention together and met the 200-pound Sailor Moon.

By the way, the protagonists of The Big Bang Theory are in Pasadena, which should be not far from your baby son. You can probably refer to the sandwich in this story.

Otherwise, if there are other sandwiches that I can't say, I'm worried that you can't stand the stimulation..."

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!" Fang Yifan couldn't listen anymore, afraid that He Chen would continue to talk, and quickly denied it three times.

But it was useless.

His mother, who was proud of him before and deliberately came to Versailles to mock He Chen, was completely bad.

This made her more tormented than knowing that there was a big fire over there and her son might be in danger.

As someone who had played tricks on her former boss, she also had some experience, but she had never thought about her precious son before. Now after being reminded by He Chen... Damn!