Chapter 369: The Miserable Luohou Xingjun

Fortunately, Sun Wukong's stick was so powerful that he couldn't hold it back. If Sun Wukong violently hit the spot where Luohou Xingjun stopped just now, Luohou Xingjun clapped his hands and moved towards When flying in the direction above the head, it was not as fast as the shock wave caused by the golden cudgel hitting the ground. When Luohou Xingjun was still flying, the shock wave that was caught up to him directly caused him to fly up, and then the whole thing flew up. The man lost control, rolled a few times after landing, and hit an ancient tree, knocking his whole head into it.

Luo Hongxingjun was dizzy after being hit like this. When he reacted, he found that he seemed to be stuck. He quickly used all four limbs together and with a sudden force, he finally pulled out his head. Come out, but the instigator of all this, the fake Sun Wukong who was fighting against Luohou Xingjun, was holding a golden hoop and pointing at Luohou Xingjun, laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up.

"Damn it, you stinky monkey, just wait for me."

Luohou Xingjun, who got up at that time, heard laughter. After looking over there, he saw the fake Sun Wukong holding the tree, pointing at himself and laughing wildly. He seemed to be unable to even stand, so he could only hold on to the tree. Shu, this scene made me so angry that my lungs almost exploded.

Although the current Luohou Xingjun is indeed in a bit of a mess, with a gray face and ragged clothes. He still has the appearance of an immortal. He is clearly not as good as a beggar in the world.

But even though he looked like this, his heart and body were not seriously hurt, and his mana was not consumed much, because he had almost been running away and avoiding the attacks of the fake Sun Wukong just now.

So now he is fully capable of fighting against the fake Sun Wukong in front of him.

After seeing the scene in front of him that made him furious, how could he pick up his sword and attack the rockery Sun Wukong again.

However, it is assumed that because Sun Wukong has been laughing at Luohou Xingjun, when he reacted to the sword thrust by Luohou's new army, it was almost too late.

Fortunately, Sun Wukong reacted very quickly and used the golden cudgel in his hand to deflect the sword given to him by Luohou Xingjun last time. In the end, Luohou Xingjun's sword grazed Sun Wukong's left forehead. It flew over and left a small scar on it.

Finally, before the lagging Xingjun could react, the fake Sun Wukong took the golden cudgel in his hand and turned it over from his waist. Based on his own judgment, he stabbed Luo Hongxingjun who was flying behind him.

"ah!"

Hearing a scream from Luohou Xinjun, the fake Sun Wukong understood that the stick he had just struck had hit Luohou Xinjun.

"Ah~"

When he wanted to pull back his golden cudgel, he heard Lord Luohou Xing shouting again, seemingly in extreme pain.

The fake Sun Wukong quickly looked behind him, and he saw a scene that made him laugh and cry.

It turns out that his back was turned to Luohou just now. After Xingjun thrust out the stick suddenly, one end of the golden cudgel was directly inserted into Luohou Xingjun's asshole. This is where my first kind-hearted shout came from. .

However, when Sun Wukong shook the golden cudgel and tried to pull it back, Luohou's new army let out a series of extremely painful shouts. Luohou Xingjun's second shout just now was caused by this. came out.

"I didn't expect that your stinky monkey's disguise would be so cunning, despicable and shameless, and would use such despicable means to deal with me out of contempt."

At this time, after the Lord Luohouxing finished shouting, he gritted his teeth and said to Sun Wukong's body.

"What did you just say?"

Sun Wukong pretended that he didn't hear clearly what Luo Houxinjun said just now.

"I said your fake body is as cunning and despicable as you, ah!"

How the new army suddenly stopped shouting and yelled.

When Luohou Xingjun scolded Sun Wukong for coming here, Sun Wukong winked at his false voice, and the fake body understood instantly, and kicked the golden cudgel in Luohou Xingjun's chrysanthemum. A kick.

The pain this time brought to Luohou Xingjun almost made him faint. Although he did not faint, the Luohou New Army was sweating profusely from the pain.

"Lord Luohouxing, what are you going to say? Don't be so dawdy, like the old lady at the entrance of the village."

The real Sun Wukong pretended not to know anything and said to Lao Xingjun seriously.

"I said you were despicable and shameless, treacherous!"

Lord Luo Houxing was not convinced and cursed at Sun Wukong's real body again. However, before he could finish his words, Sun Wukong's real body winked at his fake body. Jia Sheng held the golden cudgel and shook it twice. Then he kicked Mr. Luohou Xing on the buttocks and pulled out the golden cudgel from Mr. Luohou Xing's anus.

It is estimated that only Lord Luohouxing can feel the sourness in this. Lord Luohouxing screamed in pain first, then rolled his eyes and fell to the side.

Then Luohouxingjun was picked up by the fake Sun Wukong he was facing, using the end of his golden cudgel that had just been poked into his anus. He carried it behind his back and walked toward the nearest river. .

The fake Sun Wukong was, firstly, to wash his golden cudgel, and secondly, to watch the march of the Monkey King to prevent him from causing any mishaps again.

"Thousands of miles away and ears like the wind, how is the fighting situation in Huaguo Mountain at this time?"

"Did you start a fight with that stinky monkey? Who was the first one on our side?"

At this time, the Jade Emperor was sitting in the Lingxiao Palace and asked Qianliyan and Shunfenger who were observing the battle in Huaguo Mountain.

"Report to the Jade Emperor, the war between us and the stinky monkey in the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain has already started."

After hearing the question from the Jade Emperor, Qianliyan turned around and bowed to answer.

"Quick, quick, tell me what the situation is there now?"

"Who was the first one to fight? Did we take down the stinky monkey?"

After hearing the answer, the Jade Emperor couldn't wait to ask again, and called them directly into the Lingxiao Palace.

"Reporting to the Jade Emperor, the first to go out on our side were the Nine Stars Lords. When they challenged Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong started to argue with them. When the Nine Stars Lords and their men wanted to raze Sun Wukong's Flower and Fruit Mountain to the ground and kill all his fellow monkeys, Sun Wukong got angry and rushed out with his golden hoop."

"When Sun Wukong, wearing his own leather jacket borrowed from the Dragon King of the East China Sea, rushed out of the Water Curtain Cave on his somersault cloud and golden hoop, before Sun Wukong could say anything, the Nine Stars Lords started to laugh at and insult him again."