Global Adventure: The Strongest Anchorman in History

Chapter 337: I Don’t Dare to Eat because I Am Crying, Don’t Eat It Lightly if You Have an Intestinal Ulcer

Fights between masters are different from fights between children. The victory or defeat is often instantaneous.

From the time the slash was launched to when Mark landed, it took no more than five seconds!

It sounds easy to kill an Eight Snake Slave in five seconds, but it is actually very difficult.

Immunity to flames, Mark's arrogant character, Ye Xing's hypnotic acting skills and strong strength, none of them would be able to complete this move.

The golden armor helped Ye Xing absorb most of the physical damage, but the power contained in Garuda's fist was so terrifying that Ye Xing in the armor felt a surge of energy and blood.

"Across the world!"

Ye Xing used the first of the three moves of destruction, forcing Garuda and Zhu Shijie to give up the second round of attacks and retreat temporarily.

"What an incredible boy!"

Garuda's eyes suddenly changed. The other party's strange moves and the gold-like armor made him a little troubled.

"Young people are full of energy, and the meat must taste very chewy."

Zhu Shijie said with a strange grin.

Ye Xing glanced in the direction of the witch. Although Luna was constantly attacking the barrier, the thunder was loud and the raindrops were light. It was clear that she was just playing tricks.

Luna is currently on her side, but if she reveals herself to be defeated, she will most likely turn against him.

The longer you delay, the worse it will be for you, so you have to make a quick decision!

Ye Xing quickly took out the Star Picking Arrow and the Moon Bow, wanting to kill Zhu Shijie first, who was weaker than Garuda.

But the other party didn't give him a chance to draw the bow.

"Earthquake Wave!"

Garuda punched the ground, and a gap opened in the ground and quickly extended forward.

In the blink of an eye, he arrived at Ye Xing's feet and exploded with a bang.

No less powerful than a small detonator.

Ye Xing jumped, had to withdraw his bow and arrow, and continued to fight with a knife.

"Eat this old pig with a rake!"

Zhu Shijie made a sneak attack and threw the rake over.

"So heavy!"

His nail rake weighed at least three to five hundred kilograms. Ye Xing swung his knife to chop it, but it didn't move for a while.

Boom boom boom——

Dragon Tooth's blade got stuck on the rake's rake teeth. Its own weight and the impact of the throw should not be underestimated. In order to protect his wrist, Ye Xing let go of the handle of the knife.

The two weapons intertwined and flew twenty or thirty meters.

This also means that Ye Xing has temporarily lost his main weapon.

"Wild Pig Dash!"

Zhu Shijie ran forward on all fours, his skin covered with finger-thick spikes.

If hit head-on, it will turn into a human-shaped hole in seconds.

"Mud splash!"

Garuda didn't know what method he used to turn the soil on the ground into liquid-like mud, which impacted Ye Xing's armor, slowed him down, and gave Zhu Shijie a wave of assistance.

"Tianma's awesome punch!"

Wearing a battle armor, Ye Xing had no intention of evading. He concentrated his energy on his right arm and hit the head of the incoming pig with an uppercut.

The thorns on Zhu Shijie's head were broken, and his scalp exploded, revealing a cracked skull. The injury was obvious.

Ye Xing was not unscathed. He was pushed ten meters into the air by the huge impact.

"Earth Rock Bomb!!"

Garuda put his arms on the ground, and his veins popped out. The rocks on the ground seemed to be attracted by something, and they shot into the sky one after another, condensing together, and sealing Ye Xing in it.

"burst!"

Garuda clasped his hands together and struck hard, and the rocks condensed in the air exploded and turned into curls of smoke.

The gravel fell down like raindrops.

"It really doesn't work..." A trace of disappointment flashed in Luna's eyes.

Yeji Hongyan looked at the sky quietly. Since Ye Xing allowed herself to believe in him, she just had to believe in him.

[The fight between gods is too scary, isn’t it? ! 】

[Isn’t this the bulk version of Earth Blast Star? I almost thought I was watching Shippuden! 】

[The anchor suddenly bursts and ends with flowers~]

[Don’t worry, according to the law of smoke and no harm, Ye Shen will be fine~]

[East Star Crow: Even if you don’t die, you will at least be injured, right? 】

.......

"Um?"

Garuda waited for a long time but did not see Ye Xing's body. Suddenly his expression tightened and he kicked him backwards.

Behind him, Ye Xing had removed his golden armor, jumped onto his legs like falling leaves in the breeze, stretched out two fingers, and stabbed his eyes with the force of two dragons taking water.

Snap!

Garuda grabbed two of Ye Xing's fingers, twisted them in the opposite direction, and broke them with a click.

Then he punched Ye Xing in the face, punching his facial features directly into his brain like a heavy hammer.

"Clone?!"

Realizing that he had been caught in a trap, Garuda turned around and looked, his expression suddenly changed.

Ye Xing's true body is currently standing behind Zhu Shijie.

"Wuji - Pure Yang Finger."

Ye Xing's index finger, like a diamond, poked a hole in the cracked spot in Zhu Shijie's skull. The chili oil and mustard in his personal space flowed into his head along Ye Xing's fingertips.

This mustard has a much stronger taste than ordinary mustard. Its full name is "Crying so hard that I dare not eat it". It is extremely bitter and spicy, and extremely exciting!

How powerful is it?

Let's put it this way, there was once a female star with negative acting skills who couldn't cry during the filming of a TV series. Even if she took eye drops, she was still very bad.

The director had no choice but to put a little bit in the bread [crying so hard that he dared not eat it]. After eating the bread, the female star burst into tears and ranny nose, crying like a mess.

She even won the title of 'Acting Queen' of the year with her superb crying scene!

She took a small sip and almost collapsed, while Ye Xing poured a whole bottle into Zhu Shijie's brain!

And that chili oil is not ordinary stuff, its name is [Don't taste it lightly if you have intestinal ulcers]!

The raw material is Carolina Reaper pepper, and several additives are added to it to enhance the spicy taste.

It is even hotter than the police pepper spray.

The magical point of this chili oil is that it is very fragrant, and it is very nice to use it as a hot pot after dilution.

But eating it directly is to seek death!

At first, you can hardly feel the spiciness after swallowing it.

But after 20 or 30 seconds, the taste is torture.

There was once a man who was known as the chili nemesis. In order to challenge the Guinness World Record, he drank 50 ml of undiluted [Don't taste it lightly if you have intestinal ulcers].

After drinking it, his mouth was directly ulcerated, his stomach and intestines were riddled with holes, and he stayed in the ICU for more than a month before being transferred to a general ward.

Since then, the chili nemesis has retired from the arena.

Put [Don't dare to eat with tears] + [Don't taste the intestinal ulcer lightly] into the brain of Pig Shijie at the same time.

This method can be said to be extremely cruel.

The reason why Ye Xing did this was more or less to avenge the three civet brothers.

Don't you like to peel the skin and eat fresh meat?

Don't you like to suck the brain marrow?

Don't you want to chew my meat?

OK! I personally prepared the sauce for you. If you have the ability to bear it, what's wrong with me standing and letting you eat it?

This is an indescribable feeling.

Pig Shijie's brain has been stimulated.

He was stupid, and instinctively stuffed his pig's trotter into his head, desperately pushing the mustard and chili oil inside out.

He pushed and pushed, and he killed himself.........

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