Chapter 112 I Am Willing to Indulge in Women! You Are Jealous of Me! (1/2)

For Uncle Jiu, falling in love between a human and a ghost, or between a human and a demon is rare, but it is not unacceptable.

After all, those monsters and ghosts only came into contact with people in human form in the beginning.

He first develops feelings, first bewitches people, and then reveals his identity as a monster or a ghost. Some people may be nostalgic, and some may be afraid, so they have different choices.

But knowing that it is a monster or a ghost and still taking the initiative to mess around with him is quite unusual.

For Uncle Jiu, it feels a little ahead of his time.

But he could not ignore the situation. Under the middle-aged man's pleading, Uncle Jiu followed him to his home.

Lin Yu, Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, Ren Tingting and the nuns all followed behind to watch the fun.

There was originally no one around this house, even their neighbors were all closed.

Afraid of getting into some bad luck.

Implicated by neighbors.

As a result, after seeing Uncle Jiu coming, he couldn't control his patient curiosity, so he opened the door and window and poked his head in. Finally, he came to the door, stood with the group of nuns and poked his head in to look inside.

Uncle Jiu Lin Yu and others entered the door, opened the door curtain and walked inside.

The room was silent except for some very weak breathing sounds.

The old parents looked bitter and kept sobbing.

"Uncle Jiu, please show mercy and save my son. This is the only one in our family."

the old woman cried.

"Don't worry, if you can save me, I won't stand idly by. Don't worry, let me check the situation first."

"Yes, yes, it's us who spoiled this beast. Stop crying here. Prepare some tea and don't disturb Uncle Jiu here."

The male host reluctantly performed his duties as a master.

"Uncle Jiu, please."

"well."

Uncle Jiu took two steps toward the inner room.

The bed was covered with a thick quilt, and a young man was lying on his back.

When he got closer, his face was pale, his eyes were red and black, his cheekbones were protruding, his eye circles were dark, and his figure was straight.

It looked even scarier than the Sickness Ghost, almost like a skeleton.

As expected, the essence was sucked dry.

Uncle Jiu turned his head to avoid glaring at Qiu Sheng.

I want him to know the consequences of being addicted to women.

But I still feel a little relieved.

"Fortunately, you didn't get into trouble like this, otherwise..."

Otherwise, I really want to hit myself to death.

Uncle Jiu didn't say this.

After all, the male host is still standing by, lest others think he is criticizing.

The only thing that could get some comfort was that this guy made peace with a spirit, and Qiu Sheng just visited a brothel.

After all, he is still a human being.

Qiu Sheng also lowered his head, not daring to say anything more.

Although he had somehow lost all lustful thoughts now, he could not help but feel a little scared when he looked at the mutilated victim.

Uncle Jiu looked at the unresponsive young man.

Pulled his arms out of the quilt.

A smell spread out from the gaps in the quilt.

Xun's Uncle Jiu couldn't help but squint his eyes and wrinkle his nose.

Two fingers pinched the young man's sleeves with a bit of disgust.

The other hand was placed on the pulse door, feeling the pulse carefully.

I pondered for a long time.

The male host became more and more worried.

The gray hair also looked a bit messy, sweat was pouring from his forehead, and his face was bitter.

Still couldn't help but ask.

"Uncle Jiu, how are you? Is there any help?"

Uncle Jiu sighed.

The male host almost fainted.

"There is still hope."

There were so many twists and turns that I almost shed tears.

The male host couldn't help but want to complain when he saw Uncle Jiu.

Don't be out of breath when talking at this time.

Why do some people still sigh after saving?

"Haha... As long as there is help, it will be good. Uncle Jiu, you really scared me."

Uncle Jiu saw what he meant.

He shook his head helplessly.

He reached out and lifted the quilt.

"Don't be happy too early."

After lifting the quilt, there was a burst of exclamation.

The patient was lying on the bed, wearing only a white inner layer on his upper body.

But underneath he was naked.

Wencai and Qiu Sheng couldn't help but look around.

He made a tut-tsk sound and kept shaking his head.

"Tsk, tsk, it's all purple..."

"This is really the first time I've seen it. The purple ones look like eggplants. Is there any cure? Or should I just cut them?"

Wencai and Qiu Sheng were talking sarcastically to the side.

"You can't cut it, Uncle Jiu. It's purple. It's better than nothing. Uncle Jiu, you must treat it."

The old woman who was preparing tea rushed in from the outside with an anxious look on her face.

It was because he heard Wencai and Qiu Sheng's sarcastic remarks that he became anxious.

I really don’t dare to do this.

Although Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai said sarcastic words, they were actually taking a warning.

It really looked scary.

So much so that I felt some phantom pain.

Literary talent is not bad, especially Qiu Sheng.

Even with the golden band of meditation on his head, he can't help but break out in a cold sweat.

"You should learn to take this as a warning in the future."

Lin Yu patted Qiu Sheng's leg.

Qiu Sheng nodded vigorously.

If it really happens like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to use it anymore. The price for a one-night stand is too heavy.

"Uncle Jiu, please save my son."

"Uncle Jiu, please have mercy on him and treat him. I only have this one son and I am counting on him to carry on the family line."

The two men knelt down and kowtowed to Uncle Jiu at their old age.

"You two, get up quickly, get up quickly! I will do my best to treat him. Get up quickly and don't kowtow."

"Qiu Sheng Wencai."

"Old man, get up quickly. My master doesn't want you to kowtow."

"Get up quickly, don't kowtow, I will treat you."

Qiu Sheng and Wencai were greeted and hurried to support the two men.

The two men had tears on their faces and got up with difficulty.

Uncle Jiu had taken out a cinnabar pen from his bag.

He took out a yellow talisman.

"Please bring a bowl of hot water."

The old woman wiped her tears in a hurry and went out to fetch water.

A bowl of hot water was immediately brought.

"Uncle Jiu."

"Just put it on the table."

Uncle Jiu sat down beside the bed with a cinnabar pen.

"Untie his clothes."

The man hurriedly unbuttoned his son's shirt, revealing his thin chest.

Uncle Jiu pinched his left hand, held the pen in his right hand, and muttered something.

"Chi Chi Yang Yang, the sun rises in the east, I give you a magic talisman, sweep away all the bad luck, the fire of the Kou Ye Mountain Range, the light of the talisman flying gate, lift the monsters all over the world, break the plague and eat the diamond every year, subdue the demons and the dead, and turn them into auspiciousness, as ordered."

The pen in his hand moved like a dragon, and drew a red talisman on the patient's chest.

With a shake of his left hand, the yellow talisman ignited.

Put it into the clear water, and the ashes mixed with warm water turned into a bowl of talisman water.

"Come, feed him to drink."

"Oh oh."

The man did not dare to neglect it, and immediately lifted his son's head, held him in his arms and fed him water.

A bowl of water was finished in an instant.

The red talisman drawn on the chest with a red pen immediately glowed slightly.

A warm current flowed to the patient's limbs.

In the blink of an eye, the man's breathing became stronger.

His face was also much rosier.

The male owner was overjoyed.

"Uncle Jiu, look."

"Well, it's already effective, don't worry."

Uncle Jiu continued to pinch his fingers and chant the spell, and the tip of the red pen was placed on the man's forehead.

"The world's divine soldiers, the essence of the eight trigrams, captured the divine general, sit and comfort my body, hear the spell quickly, all things are spiritual, nothing is not reported, and orders must not be disobeyed."

After chanting the spell, he drew a talisman with complicated strokes on the man's forehead.

With the last stroke, the man immediately opened his eyes.

"Ah...ah! Good! Come again!"

As soon as he opened his mouth, everyone's eyes went dark.

The male owner's face darkened instantly, he was really worried, angry, and embarrassed.

He wanted to slap his son.

But he was afraid that this slap would hurt him.

He could only sulk and grit his teeth.

He cursed: "You beast! It's fine if you're just a prostitute on weekdays. What kind of girls can't you find in town? You're not satisfied, and you actually did such a shameful thing and got involved with such a thing! You're really going to the toilet with a lantern, looking for death!"

Seeing that this person was saved.

Uncle Jiu had no choice but to find out what happened and learn more about the methods of this banana spirit.

"How did you fall into her trap? The whole village should have been notified before I left, and the doors and windows should be closed at night, and the lotus lanterns should be lit in the room."

"Logically speaking, with her skills, even if she broke the door by force, she should not be able to seduce you anymore."

The man listened and lay on the bed, breathing out with his lips open.

His eyes still looked a little dull.

"No need for her to seduce me, I opened the door myself."

He said silently, and hit everyone again.

"You..."

Uncle Jiu was speechless for a while.

"Hehe, I also wanted to try something new, hey! The result is really good, better than people!"

The man even started sharing, and he is usually a non-trivial person.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have said such bullshit to this extent.

"Rebellious son! Rebellious son!"

His old father was so angry that his blood was about to burst out.

The nuns who were lying on the window watching the excitement were silent.

But the neighbors were all laughing and chatting excitedly.

Whispering and chatting excitedly.

I thought that this banana spirit had used some different means, but now it seems that there is nothing at all.

It was simply that this guy in front of him didn't know how to live or die, was obsessed with women, and was deceived by desire.

No matter whether this banana spirit has other means, if he has a little brain, he should follow his own words.

Just say that he was bewitched, so as to clear himself, and he won't be so embarrassed when facing the neighbors' sarcastic remarks in the future.

But I didn't expect this person to be so honest.

Without telling a lie, he sincerely shared his experience and feelings with everyone.

Although the man was saved, there was still one key thing he didn't know if he could still be alive.

"Uncle Jiu, I only have this one son and I'm counting on him to carry on the family line. Do you think he's still okay?"

Uncle Jiu glanced at the purple one.

He also felt a headache.

The man was also worried.

"Uncle Jiu, do you think my brother is still useful? Old Zhenren, old immortal, please save me."

He was almost saved from death when he was woken up from a coma just now, but he was not so excited.

When he mentioned this matter, he became excited again.

He is really a pervert!

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai stood aside and shook their heads involuntarily.

Take it as a warning, you must take it as a warning.

"How can a man indulge in women? You'd better not use this thing in the future."

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but complain.

As a result, the man was so concerned that he almost shed two lines of tears in an instant.

I thought it would be useless in the future.

It's easy to make mistakes when you are emotional.

"I am addicted to women, I feel comfortable, you are all jealous of me! It's not as serious as you say, it must be curable! You are just jealous of my comfort, so you don't want to treat me!"

"Pah!"

"Beast, beast!"

The old father couldn't help it in the end, and slapped his son who escaped death with tears.

His old mother also slid to the ground with the door frame.

Sitting on the ground, silently wiping tears.

Looking at the scene in front of him, Uncle Jiu frowned.

Finally sighed.

He took two chopsticks and poked his brother back and forth a few times.

He also poked it a little harder.

"How is it? Do you feel it?"

He shook his head woodenly.

This man was also anxious.

"Now that the root has been injured, you don't even feel it, how can you still have such a big lust?"

Uncle Jiu was also very confused.

"Please give Uncle Jiu a magic recipe."

After all, he is his own son, what can he do if he doesn't help him?

"It's difficult to cure, unless you can find some magic medicine, which is hard to find, and even if you find it, you can't afford it."

"It's impossible to restore it to its original state."

Sometimes before he finished speaking, the old father immediately took over the conversation.

"As long as it works, three or two breaths are enough."

"No, Dad. Three or two breaths are not enough."

"Ancestor, just shut up!"

Uncle Jiu no longer cared about what they wanted.

He just told his own solution.

"It is impossible to bring him back to life. He can only be barely recuperated. If he can be pure-hearted, rest well, and exercise every day, he can recover his senses in three years and can recover slightly in five years, but he must not use it at this time."

"It will take ten years to recover a little bit, and maybe he can last for three or five breaths."

"During this period, if he gets lustful and uses it easily, he will only die of hemorrhage, and even gods can't save him."

The few words scared everyone pale.

Wencai Qiusheng and the others couldn't help but look at the extremely pale face.

Can such a lustful devil really hold on?

"I'm afraid this beast doesn't have the perseverance and persistence."

The old father still understands his son.

As long as he can feel and move, he can still maintain his rationality once or twice.

It's really a pipe dream to let him hold on for several years.

"Don't worry."

Uncle Jiu changed his original bitter face and put on a smile.

He lightly touched the thing with his fingers.

"I can draw a ban on him, which will be like a chastity seal. Within ten years, if he dares to have any sexual thoughts, he will immediately feel pain and feel the pain as if being cut by a knife."