The 930th Chapter Is Not Bad Money (3)

Surprisingly, Xiao Yunhai's reply not only amused the audience, but even Zhao Banshan and Bi Tingjian on the stage kept laughing, obviously laughing.

If this is normal, it should be regarded as a performance accident. But in this environment, no one felt awkward.

"I laughed so hard, I can't stand it anymore."

"God, this is the best sketch I've ever seen in my life."

"I'm going, my stomach hurts from laughing."

"This work can only be written by Emperor Yun."

"Even the actors on stage laughed, it's really amazing."

Just when everyone was laughing wildly, good news came from the CCTV monitoring room.

"Director, our ratings have broken 35%." The staff reported to Zhao Wuyan.

Zhao Wuyan patted his thigh and said excitedly, "I knew that this sketch definitely didn't run. It's amazing, it's amazing."

On the stage, Zhao Banshan restrained his smile and continued to start the next performance.

"In this way, I brought it to you, Xiaoqing, go and bring it to him."

Xiaoqing went behind the sofa and handed the little pheasant and mushroom to Xiao Yunhai.

"Okay, here's a dish, come on idiot."

"Hahaha."

Zhao Banshan's words caused everyone to laugh.

Xiao Yunhai said dissatisfiedly, "Who are you calling an idiot?"

Zhao Banshan explained: "No, I mean ordering a stupid egg."

Xiao Yunhai said angrily, "No."

When everyone heard this familiar word, they couldn't help laughing again.

Cross talk and sketches are like this, if you laugh smoothly, it will be smooth.

"I have."

Zhao Banshan handed a basket of eggs and green onions to the reluctant Xiao Yunhai, and said, "These are two dishes, so let's give you a chance. Teacher Bi will come back once, and your restaurant will say no?"

"I'll give you one?" Xiao Yunhai emphasized with a kind of unique northeast expression, "Master, why are you so stubborn, you said that if you didn't order one, we would have to take one, right?"

"Hahaha."

"Oh, I'll go."

"That's fine too."

The audience laughed.

Zhao Banshan said: "It's not that I didn't order, abalone and lobster, none of your restaurants have it."

Xiao Yunhai said tit for tat: "Have you counted them yet?"

Zhao Banshan argued strongly: "Didn't you say there is no store you opened?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "Don't talk, okay, what will you do for a while?"

The two of you said one sentence, and I said one sentence, which made all the audience go crazy with laughter.

Zhao Banshan said, "What do you mean? Why am I short of money?"

Xiao Yunhai said: "I know that you are not short of money, sir. I mean that Mr. Bi has come back after a long time. We can't care about money when we eat and drink. Sir, don't think that I am young this year, but I have concluded that there are many things in life. Time is short, it's the same as sleeping. As soon as you close your eyes and open your eyes, the day goes by, howling."

"As soon as you close your eyes, this life is over, howl."

The funny lines and Xiao Yunhai's extremely mean expression immediately caused the audience to burst into laughter and applause.

Xiao Yunhai continued: "Master, I don't mean anything else. What I mean is that people can't take money too seriously, money is something outside the body, do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life? It's money when a person dies. It didn't cost."

"Hahaha."

Zhao Banshan said: "Then do you know what the most painful thing in life is?"

Xiao Yunhai asked in surprise, "What?"

Zhao Banshan said: "It's just that people are alive, and the money is gone."

Another two classic lines, which made everyone laugh crazy.

At home, Xiao Yunhai's family had lost their strength to laugh.

Xiao Leshan shook his head and said, "Usually Yunhai talks a little bit humorously, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful on stage. This should be the funniest sketch I've ever seen."

Xiao Yunling's face was flushed with a smile, and he said, "Grandpa, as far as my brother's appearance and voice are concerned, I can only send him one word. It's cheap."

Zhao Wanqing smiled and said, "And it's still the kind of cheap home."

The crowd laughed.

On the stage, Xiaoqing held the microphone. After a nervous self-introduction, Bi Tingjian was so frightened that he quickly opened the topic.

"Can this child sing?" Bi Tingjian asked.

Zhao Banshan said: "What is singing? She can also write songs. Xiaoqing, sing the song "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" that you wrote and let your master listen to it."

There is no song about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in this world, so Xiao Yunhai changed the lines to Xiaoqinghui to write songs.

When they heard the new song, the audience immediately thought that Xiao Yunhai must have written it, and they all perked up their ears.

The music sounded, and after the short prelude ended, Xiaoqing began to sing.

"Who brought the ancient call,

Who left thousands of years of prayer.

Could it be that there are still silent songs,

It's a love that can't be forgotten for a long time. "

Xiaoqing's tone was very high, and her voice was sharp yet infectious. Under Xiao Yunhai's training, her emotional expression was extremely full, which won applause from the audience.

"I saw mountains,

mountains and rivers,

Mountains and rivers are connected.

Yalasso, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

Ya Lasuo, that is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau... Plain. "

In the last sentence, Xiaoqing's tone was almost enough to reach the sky, and the extremely impactful voice made everyone fascinated.

It's a pity that this is a sketch, and the song can only be sung for one paragraph, and it cannot let people see the whole picture.

Despite being a little disappointed, everyone gave the girl warm applause and applause.

Bi Tingjian stood up, gave Xiaoqing a thumbs up, and said excitedly, "Xiaoqing, this song you sang is really good."

When Xiao Yunhai heard it, he said, "Oh my god, isn't this good? If it's good, then I can go there too."

Bi Tingjian asked in surprise: "You can also write songs and sing?"

Xiao Yunhai said with a look of disdain: "What is this, of course there is no problem."

Seeing that something was wrong, Zhao Banshan hurriedly stopped him: "Come on. Hurry up and serve me food."

Xiao Yunhai said: "Mr. Bi finally came here once, you just let me sing it."

"There's no time to listen, it's all about the art circle, so hurry up and serve."

"If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you food."

"If you want food, I'll go to your boss."

"You go to our boss, and I'll tell you what you told me."

"You have to say... say... you must sing better than you say."

With the laughter of the audience, Xiao Yunhai finally won the opportunity to sing.

Bi Tingjian asked, "child, what do you know?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "I can learn dolphins?"

Bi Tingjian was stunned and said, "Dolphins? Is this an imitation? Then you have one."

Seeing that Xiao Yunhai was really about to sing, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV held their breath.

Xiao Yunhai took the microphone, closed his eyes, filled his dantian with energy, and felt that he was almost done. A sharp and explosive voice gushed out from his mouth.

"Oh..."

"Oh..."

Xiao Yunhai had heard Vitas' Opera 2 in his previous life, but he really didn't have much research on Russian, so he could only bring the best parts.

Even so, the treble that broke the limit has stunned all the audience, and the eardrums seemed to be shattered, but no one was willing to cover their ears.

Xiao Yunhai sang twice in a row before he stopped.

Thunderous applause and applause resounded through the scene.

Bi Tingjian pointed at Xiao Yunhai excitedly and asked, "What other songs have you written?"

Xiao Yunhai said, "I've written a lot."

Bi Tingjian said: "Then you have another song."

Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "It's New Year's Eve, I wrote a song "Gong Xi Fa Cai", I hope Teacher Bi will like it."

As soon as the words fell, the music started, and Xiao Yunhai sang the song "Gong Xi Fa Cai" sung by Andy Lau, the king of the previous life, on the Spring Festival Evening.

"I congratulate you on your fortune,

I congratulate you on your wonderful work.

The best please come,

bad please go away.

Oh, many people are not to blame.

I wish all the girls in the world,

marry a good boy,

The two bites are always together.

I wish all the children of the world,

Smart is better than talent,

IQ fills your head.

I wish my dear aunt,

Thirty-six laps of the race,

Breathless, face unchanged.

I wish the third uncle's business,

The business is famous all over the world,

Prosperity of wealth to live in a mansion.

Swaggering and playing for you to eliminate disasters,

Gong Xi Fa Cai has to shout boldly enough,

Wish you prosperity and wealth. "

The melody of this song is very simple and the lyrics are full of joy, which is very suitable for performance during the Spring Festival.

When Xiao Yunhai sang, Zhao Banshan, Bi Tingjian, and Xiaoqing were not idle, they took out the red envelopes that had been prepared long ago from their pockets and scattered them all over the stage.

The whole scene was full of happy new year scenes.

"I congratulate you on your fortune,

I congratulate you on your wonderful work.

The best please come,

bad please go away.

oh, many people don't blame

……..

Wish you prosperity and wealth. "

When the last sentence was sung, the four actors clasped their fists together and shouted, "Gong Xi Fa Cai."

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