Chapter 392: Moon-Watching, Wishing Everyone a Happy Mid-Autumn Festival
"Too, too, too..."
Zhao Gou: "Shh..."
After speaking, Zhao Guo quickly put away the photo crystal carefully.
"Get up and stop kneeling!"
The ceiling nodded.
"I wonder why Tianzun came this time?"
Zhao Guo smiled.
"On the one hand, I came up there to have some fun while Tian Dao was away. On the other hand, I wanted to find something to do with that monkey!"
The ceiling was suddenly stunned for a moment.
"Looking for a monkey?"
Zhao Guo nodded.
"I didn't see that monkey before, so I didn't think of it. Now I think of something. I want to settle the score with him!"
The ceiling is a little curious.
"What happened?"
Zhao Guo waved his hand: "You sneak the monkey over here first, and I will solve my problems first!"
The ceiling nodded.
Then he went to find the monkey.
When Monkey first said that someone was looking for him, he was still a little confused.
But the moment he saw Zhao En, the monkey turned around and ran away.
But Zhao Guo had already prepared the fairy rope and tied up the monkey in an instant.
Then Zhao Guo directly took out a dark whip.
The monkey immediately screamed: "Old man, don't wait for three days and three nights, I have something to say!"
Zhao Guo was stunned for a moment.
"Hey, are you familiar with it?"
The monkey was very embarrassed.
"Um, old man, you got the wrong person. Although I look very similar to that monkey, I am not him after all!"
Zhao Guo smiled.
"Hey? Xiaobai, why are you here?"
The monkey turned back subconsciously.
"broken!"
The monkey's heart skipped a beat.
Zhao Guo's face turned a little gloomy.
"Pa~"
"Ao ho ho ho... ah wu..."
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After three days and three nights, Zhao Guo pricked the monkey's eyeballs and replaced him with a new pair of eyes.
This is easy for Zhao Gou, who is now full of medical skills.
The monkey couldn't help but feel weird when he felt his own eyes.
"Double eyes!"
The ceiling was also shocked.
"You are born from the Sky-Building Stone, and you are considered an innate supreme being. Now God Pangu has also given you the double pupils. Brother Monkey, you are... amazing!"
Saying that, Tianpeng patted Monkey on the shoulder.
"Hiss~"
The monkey gasped.
In fact, he is really bruised now.
The ceiling quickly blew for the monkey.
At the same time, the ceiling was a little confused.
"That's not right. I remember that this Second King of Hell was very nice to you before. How did you offend him?"
The monkey is sitting on the side supported by the ceiling.
The monkey also sighed at this time.
"Actually, it's not a big deal. It's just that I ruined his reputation before!"
Canopy: "???"
"No, he was a saint, how did you ruin his reputation?"
The monkey smiled at this time.
"Wasn't my brother Niu's wife pregnant? I feel that the child is a little weak in nature, and may be born as a demon that will make the world angry. He is destined to cause harm to the world!"
"As a brother, I naturally cannot watch my nephew be killed by the heaven."
"So, I took a ray of Laojun's pure energy to calm the child's thoughts, and I took Laojun's true fire of Samadhi to calm the child's violent energy."
"After the last child was born, he was born wise, and even the true fire of Samadhi and the pure Qing Qi were very obvious. Therefore, everyone in the world believed that the child was Laojun's!"
After hearing this, Tianpeng couldn't help but widen his eyes.
Because he suddenly thought of something.
"Then he'll slap you lightly!"
monkey:"???"
"Brother, you've gone too far!"
Tianpeng shook his head and smiled bitterly.
"Do you know that with this operation of yours, Iron Fan will not be able to fix it? When you injected Tai Qing Qi, Iron Fan dreamed that he and Lao Jun would be in trouble, and after the birth of the child, it was indeed With the true Qi of Taiqing and the true fire of Samadhi.”
"As a result, Tie Fan himself is no longer confident."
"Lastly at a peach banquet, Red Boy wanted to recognize his father, but Laojun beat him back. Iron Fan also said that Laojun dared not to recognize him. In the end, all the immortals in the world looked at Laojun with strange eyes, and even Li Jing even had a fight with his wife because Nezha also had a really hot Samadhi!"
The monkey was embarrassed.
"Well, I really didn't know these things. Then I went to Xizhou and was imprisoned!"
The monkey was also suddenly confused: "No... no, now his name is Ye Yan, where did his Samadhi True Fire come from?"
Tianpeng smiled and said: "When she was conferred as a god, Mrs. Li was only pregnant and had no fetal spirit, so she was just a ball of flesh. So Laojun took a trace of the true fire of Samadhi as his fetal spirit, and finally Nezha was born!"
"Nezha is indeed Laojun's handiwork. This is normal. It can even be said that it was a creation given by Laojun. As a result, if you do it, other immortals also think that Nezha may be Laojun's child!"
"Anyway, if I were Laojun, I might beat you to death."
"After all, during that time in the Heavenly Palace, Laojun specially refined the golden elixir and placed it in the alchemy room. He went out every day and asked from time to time if you, the monkey, were here!"
"In the end, you were thrown into the Bagua furnace. Guess why Laojun asked you if you were dead, and the Taoist boy said hurry up, and Laojun said slap you quickly!"
"What do you think that is? It's a banana fan, hurry up and fan it to cool you down, otherwise you won't even be left with ashes!"
"People are helping you so much, but you have ruined their reputation. Do you think they will slap you?"
The monkey was also a little embarrassed.
"This, how could I have thought of so many things in the first place!"
Tianpeng suddenly thought of Duobao's words.
"Not good enough to do things, but more than enough to do things wrong!"
Monkey: "Hah..."
"Idiot, I think you are just itching for trouble!"
As he said that, the monkey waved his hands and kept hitting Tianpeng, and Tianpeng ran away with his head in his arms.
While running, he smiled and said, "Great Sage, spare me!"
Ji Mingyue looked at this scene and couldn't help but twitch her mouth.
She looked at Ruoshui next to her, and also smiled at this scene.
Ji Mingyue couldn't help but say at this time.
"Sister Ruoshui, to be honest, I think they are the real love, you are an accident!"
Ruoshui: "..."
"You dead girl!"
Tianpeng cursed with a smile.
"We are brothers in life and death, don't think about some fermented bean curd!"
"But Mingyue, it's a good thing that you are here, and I just have something to ask you!"
Ji Mingyue was a little curious.
"What's the matter?"
Tianpeng smiled and said at this time: "Let's study Liujia Qimen together!"
Speaking of this, Ji Mingyue's eyes lit up.
In fact, Liujia Qimen is really fun.
"Okay, okay!"
Then the two began to sit cross-legged, discussing the application of Liujia Qimen and their own insights.
Outside, Ye Yan and Yang Jian were enjoying the moon and drinking.
As for the main hall.
This is only a lonely egg, which seems to have been forgotten.
Then, when the Mid-Autumn Moonlight shone on the egg.
"Crack~"
A crack suddenly appeared.
Then, the power of the stars in the sky was absorbed, and then absorbed into the egg through the crack!
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Liu Shunyi was also sitting on a covered bridge at this time, looking at the Tiandao that had turned into a statue next to him, and couldn't help sighing.
Then Liu Shunyi looked up and looked at the full moon.
Then Liu Shunyi raised the wine gourd in his hand.
"Although we are not in the same place, we look up and see the same starry sky. Come, drink!"
Liu Shunyi raised the wine gourd to the moon.
At the same time.
Zhao Gou, Zhao Qing.
Although we are not in the same place, we are still raising our glasses to the moon together!