Chapter 400: Rational General Knowledge Completely Defeats
Nine o'clock in the morning.
"I don't know how the situation is now that Mr. Yuan is taking my place. Today is the review day. There shouldn't be anyone who is short-sighted enough to challenge my majesty..."
2 p.m.
"He asked me not to call. I always feel a little uneasy... Do you want to synchronize with him? He is already annoyed with me. If he keeps looking for him, he will definitely say something bad about me again."
3pm.
"There has been no phone contact from the office. It should be fine. It's three o'clock and I'm about to get off work..."
After struggling for a long time, Jiang Buyou finally decided to practice at home.
Essentially, a homebody.
When you go out alone, you have to worry about where to go. When you stay at home, you don't have to worry about it.
Moreover, Jiang Buyou now also falls in love with flying saucer.
Since synchronizing with Zhong Yuan, his level has improved by leaps and bounds.
After practicing for a day, he passed the second level, and he was almost done with the third level.
Apart from Zhong Yuan, only Jiang Buyou can achieve this level of fighting purely by hand.
The price is that the wall on the ground floor of the house is almost broken, and even the painters can't save it. They have to find a civil construction person to repair it again.
Jiang Buyou looked at the time, it was half past four.
In a little while, it will be dark.
He jumped off the sofa and said to himself, "Master Yuan definitely doesn't need me to pick him up. He will come out of the kitchen cabinet directly. I just need to make sure the cabinet door is closed tightly."
So, I rushed into the kitchen, checked that all the cabinets were closed tightly, and finally squatted aside and waited.
However, an hour passed and the cat did not come back.
Two hours passed and still no one showed up.
It wasn't until eight o'clock in the evening, after dinner time and without even watching the news, that Jiang Buyou finally confirmed that the cat was not coming.
He didn't give up, opened up his rational knowledge, and tried to figure it out.
Alignment failed.
Zhong Yuan is offline.
Jiang Buyou sighed and murmured, "Oh, he must have gone back to sleep. I'm so stupid... I waited until so late..."
Opening the refrigerator, there were several uneaten sandwiches inside, as well as five dishes and one soup left over from the night before.
I was about to take it out and put it in the microwave to heat it up, but suddenly! The kitchen cabinet door opened.
A black cat walked out of the cabinet silently.
When I looked up, I saw someone holding a crisper box with a look of shock on his face.
What happened?
The expression is so strange?
After Zhong Yuan finished his shift, he suddenly remembered that someone's ability to be a poison eater had expired. If he ate sprouted potatoes, he might be poisoned. By then, dozens of blind dates would have gone crazy. It was simply a crime.
So, come and take a look.
"Meow meow meow?" Did my sudden appearance scare you? Since you're fine, I'm leaving.
Just as he was about to retreat into the cabinet, Jiang Buyou rushed forward and pushed against the cabinet door with his foot.
"Don't go!"
Cat Zhong Yuan said displeasedly, "Don't go too far, I've already worked for you all day."
Jiang Buyou hesitated for a moment, then whispered, "Be a fruit hunter before leaving!"
The contest is over.
Rationality is completely defeated.
Facts have proven that, both as strategic abilities, super cuteness has a higher influence than rational general knowledge.
A person with a strong will and lofty beliefs, who doesn't like cats and doesn't know how to raise cats, is turned into a cat slave.
Twenty minutes later. . .
Jiang Buyou was in a great mood as he ate the fruit and asked, "How do you feel about your first day at work?"
Cat Zhong Yuan squatted on the table and said speechlessly, "Master Jiang, pay attention to your wording. What does it mean to take over the job on the first day?"
Jiang Buyou chuckled and asked, "How does the footbath feel?"
Cat Zhongyuan said, "Don't change the topic, and don't trick me. Just tell me."
Jiang Buyou said seriously, "Young Master Yuan, I will starve to death if you leave. I will really starve to death!"
The college league has already reached the semi-finals. In a few days, after collecting the prizes, he will just slap his butt and leave... How can you let him go so easily!
Cat Zhong Yuan opened his mind and eavesdropped on this guy's thoughts. He thought about it and said, "You pick someone with better cooking skills tomorrow."
ah?
What's the meaning?
At this time, Jiang Buyou still couldn't understand the meaning of Zhong Yuan's words.
On the second day, he arrived an hour later than usual.
Entering the military area, I don't know if it was an illusion, but the people I met on the road were much more enthusiastic than usual.
The kind of passion that touches your heart and lungs...
Jiang Buyou was confused and didn't know what kind of medicine these people had taken.
When I entered the office, I immediately saw a large pile of letters on the table.
Picking up an envelope at random, I saw the words "petition" written on the envelope.
Looking at the others, they are all petitions.
Jiang Buyou was slightly shocked.
The Guan family was handed over to Wang Podi and kept there. After receiving the news, did this group of people finally couldn't help but gather together to force the palace?
How brave you are to write a petition!
Let's see what they threaten!
Jiang Buyou opened a letter and saw only black and white writing on the paper. The handwriting was regular and it read:
Dear young marshal,
The two luckiest things in my life are, first, meeting you in the best years of my life. Second, I will always follow you and accompany you in the days to come! "
You are the brightest sun in the sky. Your brilliance shines and guides my path to never be lost!
I want to dedicate my most loyal protection to you in this life, my best regards!
Jiang Buyou looked dumbfounded.
It is totally different from what I imagined!
Who can explain what this inexplicable dog-licking letter is about?
Jiang Buyou was full of black lines and opened another one.
It read:
Dear young commander:
You are the person I respect most in my life.
If I can live another life, I will still choose to be under your command and fight with you.
As long as you are still moving forward, I will never step back!
If there is a call, I will rush to your side without hesitation!
Best regards!
Are you crazy! Another dog-licking letter? !
It is so cheesy!
Jiang Buyou got goose bumps all over his body and felt sick.
There are so many letters on the table, could they all have similar contents?
Are they brainwashed? Or is their brain stuck in the door? !
Jiang Buyou hurriedly opened another letter and saw that it read: You are three, I am nine, and you are the only one left!
Here comes another one!
Dear young commander, ever since I saw your heroic figure on the training ground, I have been unable to sleep at night, and you are all in my mind...
This petition letter, which is comparable to a love letter, was thrown out by Jiang Buyu.
Young Master Yuan, I asked you to help cover the shift, what did you do to my men?
Jiang Buyu was shocked and suddenly remembered something Zhong Yuan said.
I will teach them a lesson...
So, a horrifying scene suddenly emerged in Jiang Buyu's mind:
Zhong Yuan transformed into his appearance, and when he inspected the elite team, he showed his cuteness to them...