Chapter 42: Lao Li, Did You Drink Fake Wine?
"Lao Li, did you drink fake wine?"
The voice of a colleague's dissatisfaction came from the communication channel.
Lao Li felt very nervous.
He didn't know what was wrong with him. After coming out of the bureau, he wanted to turn left when he saw the intersection, as if turning left would bring him the poetry and distant places he longed for.
He said guiltily: "I don't know what happened. I drank two cups of that medicinal wine yesterday, and now I feel a little dizzy. How about you give me some instructions?"
"Okay!"
"Turn around now!"
The voice of a colleague's instructions came from the communication channel.
Lao Li controlled the flying motorcycle to complete a beautiful 180-degree turn in the air.
"Go straight!"
Lao Li twisted the throttle.
Wu~
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Suddenly, his eyes drifted to the left involuntarily. The beautiful woman on the left has really round legs, a white waist, and a thin chest. Go get a communication code before going
"Go straight!"
Lao Li came back to his senses: "Oh, go straight!"
Wu~
The flying motorcycle flew straight forward.
Old Li was refreshed by the cool breeze and moved forward quickly along the route planned by the intelligent brain. In order to make up for the time lost just now, he deliberately stepped on the accelerator this time to ensure that the arrival time was consistent with the expectation.
He soon drove to a place where there was only one intersection away from the target. He vaguely saw a little girl with silver hair at the end of the road ahead. He thought that this should be his target.
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In order to catch her, he should turn left now to intercept her from the front. Although this is inefficient, easy to lose, and very unprofessional, it is cool!
Old Li turned left confidently.
The anxious voice of a colleague came from the communication: "Old Li?! Didn't you see her? She is in front, why did you turn left again?"
Old Li said proudly: "Don't worry about me, I know!"
Colleagues complained: "Yes, you can still kill back!"
Old Li laughed: "I really know, Laofa Chatting Husband is young and wild, with a dog on the left and a yellow on the right! Brocade hat, leather jacket and motorcycle heading north."
Colleague: ? ? ?
Lao Li completely ignored the scolding of his colleagues in the headset, turned left into another street and drove to the intersection of this street in one breath.
He looked up at the traffic light.
If I turn right now, turn right again, and turn right again, I can stop the silver-haired girl head-on, save my lost reputation, and complete another police dispatch target.
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But if I turn left, it will only add a little drama to this police dispatch, and I will be scolded.
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Then I choose
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Turn left!
Lao Li's face flushed: "Go!"
Colleagues were shocked and angry: "Lao Li?!"
Lao Li didn't care: "Don't worry, I know!"
Wu~
Lao Li drifted through the corner and turned left gorgeously.
"You have no idea! Are you crazy? Do you know what you are doing?" The colleague was furious, "If you let the target go, will you be responsible? Aren't you afraid of being deducted from your salary!"
As soon as the three words of salary deduction came out, Lao Li's mind was instantly clear. He was so shocked that he shivered, thinking what am I doing?
Lao Li braked suddenly.
"Sorry, I'll go to the hospital after get off work."
Lao Li also felt that something was wrong with him. He had clearly seen the target, but he changed the mission route planned by the intelligent brain for the sake of being handsome.
Can being handsome be eaten?
Are you a reader of the inner demon?
A colleague grabbed the microphone and shouted: "Turn around!"
Lao Li turned around quickly, but halfway through the turn, he suddenly felt that he was an old policeman after all, why was he scolded like this?
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He said dissatisfiedly: "Why are you shouting so loudly? It's just catching a little girl. Even if I go around here ten times, she can't get away!"
After that, he turned the motorcycle back to the left turn route, twisted the throttle, and continued his left turn.
A colleague asked in disbelief: "Lao Li, you are angry with me while performing the mission? This will be punished!"
Punishment!
Lao Li calmed down for a moment again.
Or should I turn back? I am an old policeman after all. I must know my limits and know how to handle the critical moment.
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Can I bear this?
Lao Li's face flushed with excitement.
No turning back! Definitely not turning back!
Even if the director comes today, it won't work!
Turn left!
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The flying motorcycle with red and blue lights flashing was circling around the large shopping mall next to it. The sirens on the car were clearly transmitted into the mall, which immediately disturbed the customers who were shopping inside.
"What's going on?"
"I don't know. There won't be any bad guys in the mall?"
"Go, go!"
"The police are here to arrest people!"
The mall became deserted in the blink of an eye. Customers retreated like a tide, leaving only a bunch of shop owners and a few people with quick reflexes.
The shop owners called the police to complain.
"Hey, Sir! Are you kidding me?"
"We are doing a serious business!"
"What, temporary workers?"
"Okay, wait for you to deal with it, hurry up!"
In the police station, several policemen looked at each other in bewilderment. They couldn't understand why the usually calm Lao Li suddenly did such an incomprehensible thing.
What stimulated him?
He was not afraid of salary deductions, punishment, leadership, or even failure to meet the monthly task targets.
He was really fearless, right?
A middle-aged policeman frowned and said, "Old Li is not in a good mood. He is not responding now. Who will go to see him?"
Another policeman put down the microphone in his hand and shouted angrily, "I will go!"
He was the policeman who had just talked to Old Li in the communication channel. He wanted to see if Old Li really didn't want to do it. Humph, he is still an old policeman. How can he set an example for the newcomers like this?
He left with a flick of his sleeves, walked out of the door, and stepped onto the police flying motorcycle. He turned the throttle and flew away.
Wu~
Other policemen sighed and said, "Old Wang has a bad temper. After bringing the little girl back, he will definitely have a quarrel with Old Li."
A few minutes later
The policemen began to contact Old Wang: "Old Wang"
An extremely excited voice came from the communication channel, so excited that the policemen almost thought they had dialed the wrong communication code.
"Turn right, turn right, turn right!"
"Oh! Yeah! I'm so happy!"
The policemen hesitated and said, "Old Wang, what's wrong with you?"
They had a bad feeling in their hearts.
Lao Wang said excitedly: "Haha, I'm fine!"
The policemen were even more shocked because Lao Li just said that. One person's madness may be due to some stimulation, but two people's madness is not that simple. What's more, the second crazy person just wanted to settle the score with the first one angrily.
The policemen came to the microphone and said: "Lao Wang, calm down! Calm down! You are the same as Lao Li now! We ask you, have you inhaled any hallucinogenic gas?"
Lao Wang curled his lips: "What kind of hallucinogenic gas can catch up with me at a height of 100 meters?"
"One hundred meters! Lao Wang, are you crazy?"