Chapter 114 The Pseudo Protagonist

Entering the screening hall and sitting down, Eric and Connery chatted a few tabloids about the bottomless hype of "Dragon Killing Array". Only then did the lights in the screening hall dim and the movie officially began to play.

Dalton, played by Richard Gere, is a bar watchman. After successfully driving a troublemaker out of the bar, he is spotted by Tillman, the owner of a bar in a small town outside Kansas City. The other side helps him clean up the increasingly chaotic crap bar.

The first 20 minutes of the movie didn't have anything to watch, just bar fights and poking women everywhere, Richard Gere walked through the crowd with a cold face from the very beginning, showing that I'm awesome, you all It looks like an ant.

As an action movie, it should at least start a hearty fight to attract the audience's attention, right? But Tsundere's screenwriter obviously disdain to do so, and just set up a scene where the protagonist is scratched by a dagger with a dagger, and then sews the wound himself, to show the difference of the protagonist.

But this scene didn't resonate with many people, because Richard Gere's expression was too calm, so calm that people thought he was sewing clothes, not sewing wounds, you can give a gritted tooth and forbearance. Sadly not at all. So even though the picture was bloody, Eric could still hear the click of someone chewing popcorn in the audience behind him.

Immediately afterwards, after arriving at the Double Dice Bar in a small town outside Kansas City, the protagonist still did not show a trick or a trick. After learning about the chaotic situation in the bar, the protagonist just called the staff for a small meeting and fired a few others. Obedient staff, and then the bar became popular again, damn it, even if you have a halo, you can't be so smooth!

Finally, the booming business of the Craps Bar caught the attention of Wesney, the bully in the town. He asked his subordinates to invite the protagonist out and had a soliciting conversation. He wanted to occupy the Craps Bar, but of course the protagonist refused.

Then, after more than 80 minutes, the movie finally ushered in a climax, or the director finally remembered that this was an action movie. After being rejected by the protagonist, Vesney took a group of his men to the Capp Bar to make a scene, causing a conflict. Although the director mixed a few scenes of Chinese Kung Fu jerky in this action scene, it is still a Western-style fighting style with one punch and one leg in general. Richard Gere also showed his past for the first time. The person's reaching out, um, although the action is not as neat as that of the supporting role, it still beats the opponent down to the ground.

The bully Wesney failed to do anything, so he started to do evil everywhere in the town to show his status as the emperor of the town and force the protagonist to submit.

First, he burned down a convenience store that often expressed dissatisfaction with the owner of the store, and then ran over the Ford car market with a super quad, and finally extended his black hand to the companion of the protagonist who is also a teacher and friend. In the last ten minutes, the male protagonist finally Unable to bear it, he single-handedly killed Wesney's subordinates one after another, and finally reached Wesney's lair, fought with each other, and knocked Wesney down on the sofa.

When everyone thought that the protagonist would kill Wesney decisively, come to an end, and then when the movie ended, he actually relented, the other party smashed your place, killed your closest friend, and then you Actually softened.

What a confusing thing this is.

Just after the fake protagonist Richard Gere was inspired by Jesus to spare Visney, of course Visnien took his revenge and picked up a revolver.

Gunshots sounded!

The whole movie is over?

Is this a tragedy?

That's impossible!

Just when the pseudo-protagonist's life is hanging by a thread,

The real protagonist, a group of small town residents who had been bullied for a long time, appeared in time, and a team of shotgun volleys rudely killed the villainous Wesney and saved the false protagonist.

At this point, the two-hour 'action movie' finally ended.

Before the lights in the projection hall were turned on, Eric heard the chatter of the audience around him.

"That quad bike is so domineering, Wei Er, how about we buy one too?"

"But this is Los Angeles, and the police won't let that kind of car on the road, unless we go back to the Texas farm."

"That's fine, I won't go back if you kill me. When the old guy dies, I'll sell the farm, and then we can buy a nice house in Santa Monica."

"Dad would probably die of anger if he heard you say that."

"Hey Victor, how many songs did you hear?"

""Don't-throw-stones", "I-sold-my-soul", "On-the-road-again", by the way, the part where the blond girl dances, uses "Hoochie- coochie-man, Neil, we don't even have to remember that, it's going to be on the soundtrack sometime."

"I just can't wait, the soundtrack is so good, I plan to go back and buy a few related albums."

As the lights turned on, the sound in the auditorium became louder, and Eric could only hear fragmentary comments.

"What a piece of shit, I was deceived by the propaganda in the newspaper. I unsubscribed from the Los Angeles Metropolis Daily when I went back. I knew that I would rather watch Pretty Woman in the Moonlight again."

"Richard Gere would give up "Fengyue" to play this garbage movie, it's really a water in the brain."

"The fight is like a brawl with gangsters, and he also imitates Bruce Lee. Li can kick a two-meter-high light bulb in the air. Richard Gere obviously can't shake a high whip leg. It's not as good as the villain's supporting role. "

"Although Richard Gere's performance is not bright, I think the movie is still good. The little girls in it are all beautiful and the music is great."

"Seeing so many beautiful couples, it's really unkind to be so mean."

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"Hey, Wy... Eric, let's go." Jennifer Connelly, who was sitting beside Eric, noticed that the man had been listening to the audience's conversation and didn't bother until the theater was empty. , and then gently pulled Eric's cuff.

"Well," Eric came back to his senses, stood up, and asked as he walked out: "How do you feel about the movie?"

Jennifer shook her head in disappointment, took Eric's arm naturally, and gave a two-word comment after thinking about it: "It's so noisy."

The two talked in a low voice and walked out of the theater together.

Werther, who was a guest paparazzi, was still standing outside. He didn't know the length of "Dragon Killing Array". After 90 minutes, he stared at the exit of the screening hall without blinking, for fear that the movie would end suddenly and miss him. Eric and Jennifer Connelly.

Finally, almost two hours later, the audience came out of the auditorium one after another. Werther held the camera and waited for more than two minutes without seeing Eric's voice.

"Shouldn't I miss it?" Werther mumbled doubtfully, and just after a little slack, he saw a pair of handsome men and beautiful women walking out arm in arm.

Desperate to get the best possible shot, Werther turned on the camera's flash.

click - click - click - click

The bright spotlight flashed several times in the cinema hall. Eric realized that something was wrong, and when he raised his hand in front of him, it was too late.

Originally, the security guard of the cinema would not care about the reporters wandering in the hall. When the other party was interviewing, he would also bring some publicity to the cinema. But turning on the flash was different, which would cause some trouble for customers watching the movie, so Werther just clicked the shutter a few times when two security guards rushed over and invited Werther out.

Eric patted Jennifer Connelly, who was a little overwhelmed, gave the girl a reassuring look, looked around, and walked to the front desk of the screening hall.

"Hello, sir, may I have... ah, you're the one... Eric, wow, Mr. Williams, didn't expect you to come to see a movie at our cinema, my name is Linda, Linda Kraut. "The little freckles on the tip of her nose lit up with excitement, the front desk girl Linda reached out her little hand with a nympho look and forcibly shook Eric.

Eric took back the hand that was held tightly and said, "Okay, Linda, you must have noticed that I was in some trouble, so can you take us out of the other exit?"

"No problem, Mr. Williams, please come with me." Linda nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and led Eric to the back door, while her mouth kept chatting and asking various questions. .

"Mr. Williams, is this lady your new girlfriend? She's so pretty."

When Jennifer Connelly heard this question, she looked at Eric with expectation and worry.

Eric knew that there was only one answer in this situation, otherwise it would embarrass the girls around him, so he nodded without hesitation: "Yes."

"Mr. Williams, when will the filming of "Dark War" start? I am your fan, and I will go to the cinema to support it as soon as possible."

"This has not been confirmed, but it will definitely be released in the summer."

"Mr. Williams, which movie did you watch?"

"..."

If it wasn't for identifying the other party's occupation, Eric even wondered if the girl was a paparazzi. Within two minutes from the hall to the back, this girl named Linda asked more than ten questions in a row. Eric asked for others, so he could only try his best to give a decent answer.

"This is it," Linda pointed to the security door in front of her. Knowing that they were about to part, the girl summoned up her courage and said, "Mr. Williams, can you give me an autograph?"

"Of course," Eric nodded, "but, I didn't bring a pen."

"I have," Linda took out the pen pinned to her breast pocket, and touched other pockets, but couldn't find any paper, and finally raised her arm and said, "Mr. Williams, sign on my sleeve."

"Uh, okay." Eric supported Linda's small arm with one hand, and quickly signed his name on the shirt fabric. Just pushed open the back door and walked out of the cinema.