Chapter 144: Pretend to Be Dead

Zuo Hang originally wanted to let Zuo Rou try the student union, but her sister, who was socially anxious, was completely unable to do the work of the student union. Although her social anxiety had gradually recovered, the vice president of the student union was a job that required frequent conversations with people. For a former socially anxious person, it was very scary to communicate with new faces every day.

Zuo Hang approved a leave note for Jiang Xia, but his sister was unable to do the job. As the president of the student union, words spoken were like water spilled. He had already let Jiang Xia take a vacation, and it was impossible to call him back.

The day before the nine-school reunion began, Jiang Xia was worried and took time to come to the student union activity room.

She still believed in Zuo Hang's ability. This man was always extraordinarily careful in handling things. She thought that matters related to the nine-school reunion were being carried out in an orderly manner, but when she opened the door of the activity room, the busy scene she imagined in her mind did not appear.

Zuo Hang, the man who gave himself a day off a few days ago, was sleeping on the table when he should have been busy. The air conditioner in the activity room was turned on very low, but this guy didn't close the window. Not only that, the long table in the activity room was full of snacks. Two elves with bulging stomachs were sleeping soundly next to each other, with round penguin feet resting on Pikachu's belly, and pulling his tail over to use as an eye mask.

On the sofa on the other side was a girl lying with saliva on the corners of her mouth. It was Zuo Rou, who looked like she was sleeping very soundly.

Suddenly, Jiang Xia felt that something in her heart was about to explode. She slapped her palms heavily on the table of the student union president and said loudly: "Zuo Hang, junior brother! You'd better get up and explain the current situation to me."

Current situation? Huh? What current situation?

Opening his eyes dazedly, Zuo Hang saw a face. Maybe he hadn't seen it for too long. When he saw this face, he almost cried. Great! The savior of the student union is back. Zuo Hang lay on the table, head down, hands up, offering his uncapped pen: "Xia Huiba! You are finally back! Sorry, I will never give you a holiday again. The student union needs you. You are the light of the students!"

Jiang Xia took a small step back unconsciously. Is this character setting wrong? Where is your cold and dark soul? How come you seem to be possessed by Xingye after not seeing him for a few days?

"What are you doing? Don't scare me! Give my arrogant president back."

"When people are extremely tired, their purest nature will be triggered. In fact, I am not arrogant at all. I am just a loser, but I have a few awesome elves."

"Diaosi? Oh my God! How can you say these two words from your mouth? Wake up, president!" Jiang Xia walked behind the desk and pulled up Bai Hang, who was lying on the desk, by his collar. The man squinted his eyes, opened his mouth slightly, and there was saliva left at the corners of his mouth from sleeping. He looked like he had no desire to live and looked a little demented. Jiang Xia stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes. Who knew that this man didn't even move his eyes, as if he was really stupid.

"What have you been through these days? Does the student union really have so much work?" Jiang Xia wiped the saliva on his face with his sleeve, and then patted his face hard, trying to wake him up, but Zuo Hang didn't wake up at all, so Jiang Xia had to take out the Poké Ball of Dongdong Mouse.

"Dong Dong Rat, shock him!"

"Dong Dong——!"

After receiving this order, Dong Dong Rat instantly became extremely excited. Although he couldn't shock Pikachu, it was still great that he could shock his master.

"Zizizizi~~~——!!!"

A current ran through Zuo Hang's body.

After a few seconds, his already fluffy hair was directly blown up by this.

Zuo Hang felt that his consciousness was a little clearer. He didn't know why he slept so soundly. It was only one night, but he felt like he slept for half a year.

If Celebi or Dialga didn't change time, he could only attribute this supernatural event to being too tired.

Zuo Hang vaguely remembered that he had a dream. He dreamed that when he was a junior in his previous life, he studied environmental design. At that time, it was very hard. He had to stay up late every night to draw pictures and make PPTs, and he had to go to the podium to present them the next day. The days in the student union made him dream back to college. These days, he has been approving the approval of various clubs, arranging accommodation for representatives of the other eight colleges, and giving two speeches on the day of the nine-school reunion as a representative of Bailong. And the tradition of the nine-school reunion, the exhibition match with the second-ranked Black Dragon High Student Union President on the day of the reunion.

He really couldn't stand it. The secretary should write the press release, but Hua Huo was not there, so he typed two articles on the keyboard. It should be the vice president's job to receive teams from other colleges, but he gave Jiang Xia a holiday, so he received the eight schools himself.

Jiang Xia said, "Can't you find an errand boy? Don't tell me you've done all the work yourself."

Zuo Hang glanced at him and said, "The student union has just changed its term. The last term's officers have all left. This term's young officers don't know anything. On the first day, I asked them to pick up the people from Dongshui High School. They did pick them up, but they got lost in the college and called me several times to ask for directions. I'm not a tour guide! It's been a few days since school started and they can't even remember the way?! This elite from Bailong High School made me so angry that my blood pressure went up."

Jiang Xia scratched his head and said, "Actually, you can't blame them. Our school is really big, and I often got lost at that time."

"Knock, knock!" Someone knocked twice on the door of the activity room, and a girl in a Black Dragon High uniform walked into the activity room.

"Hello, President Bai, about tomorrow's exhibition match... we don't seem to have rehearsed yet."

The fresh-faced Bai Hang picked up the glasses on the table and put them on and said, "Exhibition match? Who are you?"

The girl in the Black Dragon High uniform pointed at herself and said, "It's me, President Zuo. We have met before, have you forgotten? Or you went to pick me up in person. I am the president of the Black Dragon Student Union."

(ps: I really didn't expect that this book "Naked Running + Eunuch" would have about a hundred new collections every day. I forgot what I wrote before. I originally wrote half of this chapter, and then I made up the second half, because I forgot the plot, so I made up for it randomly. I probably only remember the relationship between the protagonists in this book and where they went to the secret realm. As for what they did in the secret realm, I can't remember it at all. I thought I would just update a chapter of 10,000 words and be done with it. It seems that there is no word limit for how many words I can update in one chapter, so I just let it go and write whatever I want.

I even forgot what spirit Zuo Hang had. In addition, I was writing a new book recently. When I was writing about Zuo Hang, I would jump to Bai Hang. I directly saw Bai Hang slaying a dragon in my mind. )

(ps2: Here is the title of the new book. Everyone, hurry up and invest before the signing!!)