Chapter 228 Cat Urine Beer

Wang Feng's performance didn't seem to be acting, and he had no motivation to stand up for a cat he didn't know, which meant that the unknown liquid in the cup was probably really delicious.

Malu looked at the ragdoll cat, and the latter also looked at him. Although he didn't say anything, his eyes clearly said that I didn't lie to you.

The two then returned to the restaurant, and Malu took out another clean cup from the disinfection cabinet and placed it in front of the ragdoll cat.

"Make another cup for me to taste."

"No way, buddy, my kidneys are fine. I just urinated 5 minutes ago. Why do I have to pee again?" The ragdoll cat complained.

"Even if your drink tastes good enough, if the production speed is not fast enough, I can't sell it in the store." Malu spread his hands.

Ragdoll sighed, "Hey, get me a bottle of wine."

"Do you need alcohol to make that special drink?"

Ragdoll shook his head, "No, in theory I can drink anything, mainly because wine is a diuretic."

"Okay." Malu went to buy it another bottle of Erguotou, opened the bottle cap and handed it over. Ragdoll didn't ask for a cup, but chose to drink directly from the bottle and finished it all in one breath.

Then he started to stare at Malu again.

"It's boring to wait like this, give me another cigarette."

Malu lit a freshly bought Yuxi for it and watched it puffing for about three minutes.

Then the Ragdoll suddenly raised his eyebrows, "Oh, here it comes!"

After that, he stood up like a human, spread his legs, and urinated into the empty cup, filling the whole cup in a short while.

Even spilled a little outside.

Malu picked up the still warm cup, and this time he didn't hesitate and took a big sip on the spot.

Lilim lowered her hand covering her eyes and asked curiously, "How is it?"

Malu said nothing, but just scooped a spoonful and placed it in front of her.

Looking at the layer of foam on top, Lilim had a complicated expression, but she trusted Malu and finally filled some with the kettle and drank it.

"Hey, this taste... is too delicious."

Lilim originally just wanted to taste it, but she drank all the water in the kettle unknowingly, and then she couldn't help but fill another kettle with the spoon and drank it again, "Oh no, I can't stop..."

Her face was flushed from drinking, and while she was talking, footsteps came from outside the door. Malu was quick-witted and picked up Lilim, who was already a little dizzy from drinking, and put it in his pocket.

Then Wang Feng appeared outside the door. Malu opened the door and scratched his head a little embarrassedly.

"Boss Ma... um, do you still have that cat urine beer? I just drank it too fast, I want to taste it again... Don't worry, I will pay for it this time."

"Oh, that was our trial. We only made a little bit and haven't started selling it to the public yet. We drank it all."

"Is that so?" Wang Feng's eyes flashed with disappointment, and then he took Ma Lu's hand and earnestly exhorted.

"Boss Ma, please put such a delicious drink on the shelves for sale as soon as possible."

"I will try my best to arrange it. I will be the first to notify Boss Wang after it is put on the shelves."

After finally sending Wang Feng away, who kept looking back, Ma Lu closed the door again, and saw the ragdoll cat spit out another smoke ring.

"I told you, I won't lie to you. That's my... excrement. When I drank it myself, I had much more psychological pressure than you."

Ma Lu thought of another thing at this time, "How did you find your golden finger?"

"…………"

The ragdoll cat fell into silence.

"Okay, let's skip this question." Malu said, "Next question, how many cups of drinks can you make in a day?"

"I haven't tried it. Theoretically, as long as I keep drinking water, I will keep peeing, but that's too miserable. It's no different from my previous job. In fact, I think this has risen to the level of cat abuse. I can apply to the International Small Animal Association for a complaint, or directly post it on Douyin."

"Don't worry, our Universe Infinite Canteen always puts the physical and mental health of employees first, and will not force..."

Malu was interrupted by the ragdoll cat before he finished speaking.

"Unless you buy me some wine."

"What did you say?"

The Ragdoll Cat repeated, "Unless you let me drink the wine I just drank, what's that called, it's pretty strong, I'm starting to feel a little high now."

"That's Niulanshan Erguotou, 53 degrees."

"Cool, I want two boxes a day, and cigarettes... As long as there are cigarettes and alcohol, I can work hard to produce drinks for you day and night like a short-haired cat slave in a catnip plantation."

"Wait, didn't you just say that it's too miserable to drink water all the time, and you said you would contact some international small animal organization."

"Drinking water is not allowed, but drinking is allowed." Ragdoll Cat said, "Anyway, I will pee after drinking, so it doesn't matter where I pee. This is not work for me, it's entertainment. You know, being a pet cat is worry-free and doesn't have to go to work, but it also loses a lot of fun."

"The people here, including my fiancée Xiaoyan, are almost pathological in their requirements for kittens. I can't smoke, drink, or swear, because that's not cute.

"To maintain our relationship, I have made great sacrifices, really, really great sacrifices, so I have to double up during this period of time and do everything that Xiaoyan doesn't let me do. No... forget it, I'll just smoke and drink, other things are too troublesome.

"My employee recruitment plan is to get drunk in your restaurant. Oh, this sounds pretty cool, and it feels like I'm beating up capitalism. I have to write it down. Where is my notebook?"

After drinking a 500ml bottle of Niulanshan Erguotou, it can be seen that the puppet cat is a little drunk and is still looking for a notebook that doesn't exist.

Malu said, "Why don't we talk about the recruitment contract when you sober up."

"No, no, no, I'm sober now. In fact, this will be the most sober time for me in the next period of time."

"Well, I should have no problem with your conditions. I can meet them all. If you don't have any other questions, we will sign the recruitment contract."

"Print the recruitment contract on my butt! Hahaha, you evil capitalist, don't you like this kind of dirty game? "The ragdoll cat said as he stuck his butt out and stretched his body into a long line.

"In order to prevent you from regretting it after you sober up, let's use A4 paper."

"I don't know. I don't like A4 paper very much. I will probably tear it up with my claws."

"It doesn't matter. I still have the archive here. By the way, I don't think I have asked you yet. What is your name? Or do you want me to call you Mr. Maotuan like Xiaoyan?"

"I don't call you this name. This is the name that stupid woman gave me. If I don't agree with her, she will keep calling me, and keep calling me. In fact, my name is..." The ragdoll cat paused here, and then collapsed on the chair like a deflated ball, muttering.

"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter... I'm just a pet now, so you can still call me Mr. Maotuan."