Chapter 372: Zha Bin's Rejection

Lord Voldemort is a name formed by scrambling the order of the letters of his original name, which means "the master who transcends death".

Lard Voidement, which Chen Bin came up with, is not English, but local wizards can see its meaning. Void means "empty and ineffective", dement means "to make people crazy", and adding "or" at the end is Dementor.

[Note: The traditional Chinese version therefore translates "Dementor" as "Dementor". ]

Lard Voidement, like Voldemort, has no orthodox meaning, but with descriptions such as the smelly rats of the Black Death and the incompetent lard, this meaningless near-sound makes up many ironic meanings, such as Dementors that are as ineffective as lard, and hollow lard that rots and stinks like Dementors, etc.

Chen Bin also suggested in the interview that if someone is worried that mentioning Voldemort's notoriety will dirty their mouths, they can use this cleaner name, which can better point out which arrogant and smelly rat-like lard is better than "Mysterious Man" and "The Man Who Must Not Be Named".

At the end of the article, Chen Bin also issued a declaration to challenge Voldemort:

"Voldemort, if you don't want to continue to be laughed at by the whole world as a scum who spreads the Black Death, then come to Hogwarts and fight me in a fair and square one-on-one duel. Considering that you may still be hiding in the stinky ditch licking your dirty wounds, I will give you a week to come and die. No more waiting."

To be honest, Chen Bin thinks this kind of irony is very low-level, but in this world, except for him, there is really no one who dares to make a European provocation in the newspaper.

He is not disgusting Voldemort on a whim, he is breaking Voldemort's strategy.

Yesterday, he killed the wizards who had not been recruited in time, probably for the purpose of creating fear, so that the various magical ministries questioned Dumbledore's leadership ability and made his reputation even more invincible.

Therefore, he first made the various magical ministries think of the consequences of not having Dumbledore to protect Europe, and then used public ridicule to extinguish the reputation of death created by Voldemort.

Finally, he challenged Voldemort by name, which meant that he was sure that this guy would not dare to come.

Is this single challenge fair?

Chen Bin will definitely not be able to beat Voldemort, but Voldemort will definitely not be able to withstand Chen Bin's [6S level] love spell.

This is Chen Bin's conspiracy.

If Voldemort does not come, it means that she has learned about the power of this spell from the man in white, and it also proves that the system panel of the man in white has this prompt function.

On the contrary, if he really comes, there is no need to say anything, just eliminate him in advance!

The biggest problem now is, if Voldemort does not dare to come, how will the world view him?

If he dares not to fight because of the ridicule of the whole Europe, what is he qualified to be the Dark Lord?

Should I curse back in the newspaper?

Chen Bin can carry forward the tradition of Hogwarts - he has never been afraid of anyone in a quarrel, and he has never won a fight.

He has no bottom line when he quarrels, and he can quarrel the wolf king into a husky and spray each other. He is a little excited just thinking about this scene!

In short, the passive party has become Voldemort.

If she is brave enough to destroy the world alone next time, Chen Bin will dare to hold her and commit suicide together, and see who escapes and who is a puppy!

When Chen Bin put down the newspaper, he found that the whole auditorium had become pin drop audible. Not only did the students in the audience stare at Chen Bin with a ghost expression, but even the faculty and staff at the same table looked at him with an incredible look - except for the three old men sitting in the middle.

[●｀●]: "I know I am very handsome, so you don't have to look at me like this, right?"

Chen Bin arrogantly said, but the expected disdain did not come, and everyone continued to stare at him with unbelievable eyes.

Of course, there are always exceptions in the world. For example, a French exchange student and a Chinese male exchange student stared at Chen Bin with gloating eyes, as if they were eager for him to be tortured to death by Voldemort as soon as possible.

"This article is too powerful." Catalina whispered.

When Chen Bin nodded, a figure suddenly came behind him.

"Aaron Nama, come with me." Snape stared at Chen Bin with a worried look on his face, and gestured for him to walk to the door behind the staff seat.

Thinking of Snape's special care, Chen Bin's hair immediately stood up.

Just as he was about to refuse, Sirius came around from the other side and said anxiously: "Are you going to die? Come with me first."

He pulled Chen Bin's arm and dragged him towards the room.

"Fortunately Lupin is on vacation to accompany Tonks..." Chen Bin just thought of Lupin, Lupin and Isha rushed over from the door of the auditorium at the same time.

"Aaron, are you crazy?"

"Binbin rebelled?"

There were three sneaky figures behind them. You didn't need to look closely to know that they were Harry, Hermione and Ron.

Soon after Chen Bin was pushed into the room behind the staff seats, Dumbledore quickly pushed the door open, followed by McGonagall, the Weasleys, Bill, Percy and Moody.

Seeing such a lineup, Chen Bin realized at this moment that so many people cared about him. Basically, all the elders and friends that Harry knew were here.

Of course, the Weasley twins did not come. In their original destiny, the two of them had "U-No-Poo" (you don't have poop) printed on the product packaging to mock "You know who" (the mysterious man).

"Everyone is here, no need to say it twice." Chen Bin and Dumbledore looked at each other, and then told the whole story again. Anyway, the ancient love spell was probably no secret in Voldemort's eyes.

Do we need to keep a secret from our own people if the weapon is known even to the enemy?

Just make an unbreakable oath and promise not to disclose it to others. Anyway, the people of the Order of Phoenix have already engraved the "brain-blocking blood curse".

Knowing that Chen Bin is invincible, everyone's concern immediately disappeared, and everyone went back to their own homes and mothers.

ヽ(｀⌒): "Ishaben'er, they don't know, don't you know?"

Isha ​​took the opportunity to slip away, but was pulled back to the room by Chen Bin.

(〃'▽'〃): "Baby, mom is too concerned about your safety. Do you know that when I saw you provoking that person in the newspaper, I was immediately confused, worried, anxious, my heartbeat accelerated, my heart was connected, my heart was..."

(￣へ￣): "You can just say you have forgotten it. It's strange that you can think of a love spell with your brain speed."

"Kate, my son is not cute at all!" Isha jumped and hugged Katerina in her arms, rubbing her face against hers, and pretended to cry: "Woo~ Why do you fall in love with such a dead child? Why? With your conditions, you deserve to find someone better. Why do you want to find such a poisonous, mean, disrespectful, and bad-hearted old man as your boyfriend?"

Kate: "Σ(☉▽☉)a! !?"

In the end, Ishabel was still driven away by Chen Bin.

After breakfast, Chen Bin was once again dragged by Kate to the activity room for sparring. This time, the two had learned their lesson and kept their armor on for a long time. Even the helmets and various auxiliary items and weapons were placed in the inner pockets of the breastplates.

After practicing for a whole morning, there was no news that Voldemort had slaughtered the magic community again, but an unexpected guest came - Minister Fudge.

The Minister, who had not been seen for a long time, had become much more prosperous. During this period, he ate better, slept more soundly, and his waistline had also increased.

After joining Dumbledore, this guy did not have to deal with the pressure of Fordemort stirring up trouble in Europe, and he was not afraid that anyone would kick him off the ministerial throne. The financial department also allocated funds to various departments very quickly. Pigs without worries will naturally grow fat!

Chen Bin met him in the Dean of Academic Affairs Office. He did not say anything polite to Chen Bin and directly threw a document to Chen Bin.

This guy knew that Chen Bin and Dumbledore really had no intention of competing for power. He was not arrogant on weekdays, so he became bolder again.

However, Chen Bin never thought that he was a big shot, otherwise he would not be dragged to meetings every day by Dumbledore.

Therefore, he took out the document and read it carefully for a long time. After closing the document, he smiled and said, "I refuse."

"What...what?" Fudge was immediately choked by the black tea when he heard it.

Chen Bin did it on purpose, waiting for him to drink tea before giving a reply.

"Why should I accept it if they voted me to be the chairman?"

Fudge was stunned by the question and asked puzzledly, "Who would choose to refuse in the face of power?"

Chen Bin smiled and continued to use the "Li Ning" backpack as a human-shaped power bank without saying anything.

Then, he pointed at Fudge with his free left hand, then pointed at himself, and finally pointed in the direction of the principal's tower.

Fudge understood immediately. "I know that you and Dumbledore don't think highly of my position. Alas, I wanted to take on the chairmanship but no one chose me, and you didn't want to take the position but you were nominated almost unanimously."

"Asia, Africa and Latin America are only looking at China's face, otherwise do you think that the European magic world can influence the result by voting for me unanimously?" Chen Bin rolled his eyes at Fudge, who was choked by Chen Bin again and couldn't speak.

"Reply to them that I refuse to succeed this nanny position, whoever wants to take it can take it." Chen Bin waved to him, walked out of his office that he never used, and returned to the activity room to continue his endless sparring.