Chapter 296 Love Potion
This series of changes made it impossible for George and Fred to find a suitable store and could only rent Isha's store, which was diagonally opposite Flourish and Blotts Bookstore.
The store is divided into two floors. The sign at the entrance is made into a large bust of Weasley. Magic is used to make the sculpture's left hand doff its hat continuously, revealing the rabbit on the sculpture's head.
"Ouch, rare visitors!" When George saw them arriving, he came up to them immediately and clumsily held Chen Bin's hand with both hands and shook it.
The shop was crowded with customers, but most of them were adult wizards, and all the young faces headed towards the second floor.
"Look, the exclusive agency rights you gave us has now become our most prosperous business." Fred put his arm on Chen Bin's shoulder and pointed to the first floor, where many wizards were also trying on various anti-curse items.
"Okay, okay, but is this still a joke shop?" Chen Bin felt a strong sense of disobedience when he saw a group of old men checking the equipment on the kitchen window.
"Hey, Angelina has come to work here too?" Harry saw the back of one of the shopping guides who was very familiar. After all, this back was synonymous with devil in last year's Quidditch team.
"Hey, she's going to be the boss's wife." George said sourly.
(ω`): "What? Fred, you proposed?" Ishara led him to a corner and spoke out the details enthusiastically.
"This happened yesterday." George said as he led Chen Bin and Harry up to the second floor: "I didn't expect that guy would be faster than Bill and set the wedding for next summer vacation. Bill is still talking to Fleur. I’m debating whether I should get married so early.”
"Bill is not young anymore." Chen Bin said strangely.
George was stunned for a moment and said in confusion: "But Furong is still very young, only half a year older than me."
Chen Bin did the math and found that Furong was still one month away from turning 19, while Bill was about to turn 26. It was true that Furong was not in a hurry and Bill was.
"Hey! Guys, you're finally here!" Ron saw Chen Bin and Harry coming up, and immediately pushed through the crowd and rushed over. "We're so busy! Look, so many students are also ordering joke products. Life at Hogwarts is destined to not be peaceful this year."
Chen Bin saw that the second floor was full of people and wanted to turn around and leave, but Ron pulled him behind the curtain.
"Bin, Harry, something happened." Ron looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping and no retractable ears could be seen nearby. He immediately whispered: "Ginny and Hermione turned against each other."
"Huh? Why haven't I heard Hermione mention it?" Harry opened a corner of the curtain and looked at Ginny at the front desk. She was still greeting customers enthusiastically, and there was nothing unusual about her.
"They had a falling out just because of you. Of course they won't tell you." Ron rolled his eyes at Harry, obviously despising the straight man's intelligence.
"Harry, you should also know that Ginny likes you, right?" Although Chen Bin didn't know the details, he guessed the reason.
"We are just friends, well, not really friends. She is Ron's sister, and we don't have much to talk about on weekdays." Harry rubbed his chin in thought, clearly knowing that he had never flirted with this little girl.
While Ron was telling Harry about the falling out, Chen Bin looked at the products on the second floor. The plot of the original novel and Maharat's prophecy flashed through his mind, and he immediately thought of the famous Murphy's Law - regardless of the probability How many, the more afraid it will happen, the more likely it will happen.
"Ron, Harry!" Chen Bin put his arms around their shoulders and said seriously: "Do you remember that in the sixth volume of the prophecy book, you mistakenly ate the chocolate given to Harry by Romilda Vanni. Did you break your leg due to expired love potion?"
Ron's face turned pale, and he was obviously very impressed by this prophecy.
"Actually, this is just one of the better branches. Do you want to hear a more terrible fate?" Chen Bin saw them nodding at the same time, and briefly told Maharat's version, that is, Ron made LaVine bigger. Later, when she was discussing with Harry, she mistakenly took a love potion and almost raped Romilda Vanney. Lavender also almost committed suicide. The three of them were eventually expelled from Hogwarts. Apart from.
Since Harry was also there, Chen Bin directly said that in episode 7, only Harry and Hermione were camping, and then he accidentally got pregnant with Hermione. When Harry died, he didn't know that he had already pregnant. descendants.
The two of them looked surprised when they heard this. Ron had never heard of this dark version. Although Harry had heard of it, no one described the camping part.
After a long time, Isha opened the curtain and asked in confusion: "What are you three hiding here? It's getting late, go buy some things you like! There are still fifteen minutes before we pick up Weiguo from get off work. ”
"Okay, I'll go shopping with you." Chen Bin said everything he wanted to say. It all depends on whether this kid can escape the plot of his original fate.
Harry and Ron continued to hide behind the curtain, staring at each other.
"I finally understand why Bin gave me so many little raincoats." Ron said with a bitter smile.
"You too?" Harry said, glaring.
Ron stared back. "Did you receive it too?"
The two nodded, and there was another brotherly hug.
"We must ban a drop of love potion from appearing in Hogwarts." Ron gritted his teeth.
"I want to subscribe to "Witches Weekly", which teaches how to use contraceptive magic correctly." Harry said.
Ron: "(⊙ω⊙)?"
The next day, Harry, escorted by Chen Bin, Kate, Yisha and Chen Weiguo, came to the Three-Quarters Platform from Naama Castle.
This year, Ron was still a prefect, and Harry was officially appointed as the Head Boy, so the two of them also sat in the prefect car. What surprised Ron was that Lavender was sitting in this car. She became the female prefect of the sixth grade.
"Are you surprised?" Lavender rolled her eyes at the two of them and said aggrievedly: "Granger graduated early, and Gryffindor had to find a female prefect of the sixth grade to replace her, so Professor McGonagall chose me."
"It seems that you don't like being a prefect." Harry said puzzled.
Lavender rolled her eyes and said dissatisfiedly: "This is a thankless position that will provoke the hatred of my classmates. Of course, I don't want to be one."
Harry didn't expect that her thoughts were so similar to those of the twin brothers.
"No." Ron put away his luggage and turned his head to say, "Hermione was also a female prefect, and I didn't see her interpersonal relationships deteriorate."
"Tsk!" Lavender looked at the window and whispered, "That woman's popularity is already as bad as it can be, how can she compare with me..."
Ron heard this and immediately felt nameless anger in his heart, but was forcibly pulled out of the compartment by Harry.
"Lavender, the prefect meeting will start in fifteen minutes. I will go out on patrol with Ron first."
Lavender waved to them to show "I know."
"Why are you pulling me? She is slandering Hermione!" Ron was pulled to another compartment and finally roared.
"She is your girlfriend! Won't you go along with her?" Harry let go and said seriously, "She is slandering my girlfriend. I am more angry than you, but scolding her will only make it more difficult for you to live. Look at it more open-mindedly!"
"You——" Ron wanted to get angry, but he soon lost his temper. "Can't she and Hermione get along well? I won't pursue Hermione anymore. She should know that Hermione is one of my best friends. Why can't she stop slandering me? Can she respect my friends?"
Harry patted Ron on the shoulder. They were all half-baked in this regard.
Dragon didn't beat Harry on this trip. He had become the prefect of Hufflepuff last year and listened carefully to the instructions of President Harry at the prefect meeting this year.
On the other hand, Chen Bin and Kate were in trouble.
They chose the empty compartment in the last carriage. Before they put their luggage away, Hermione kicked open the compartment door and stomped on Chen Bin.
"It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"
Seeing that she was kicking harder and harder, Chen Bin finally put away the white light and pressed her down on the seat with his backhand. "Let's talk nicely. I didn't mean it."
(﹡ω﹡): "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word?"
The two turned their heads and saw that Kate was smiling, but it gave people the feeling of a volcanic eruption.
(>ω<): "Kate, she is talking about the raincoat. I told you last night."
"Chen Bin!" Hermione was furious again and stepped on him. "How dare you tell others? My parents confined me to my house for a whole summer vacation after I went home. They also confiscated my mobile phone and cut off the landline line! They kept teaching me physiology and hygiene knowledge every night after work, and they didn't allow me to use Owl! It's all because of you! It's all your fault! You are a scum who never tires of destroying people!"
(ω): "Kate, save me, Hermione is losing her mind!"
Kate spread her hands and then looked at the window.
After five minutes, Hermione was finally tired of stepping on Chen Bin's trousers. There was not even a shoe print, which was completely blocked by the transparent true qi. This explains why Kate didn't care.
"Well, I'll give you a birthday present in advance to calm you down." Chen Bin imitated a blue mechanical cat, reaching into his pocket and rummaging, singing "ding ding ding ding", and under Hermione's expectant gaze, he took out a copy of "Witch Weekly".
Hermione's face darkened. "Why are you giving me this old magazine? Wait! Thirty-seven years ago? I wasn't even born then! Is this your sincerity?"
When she was about to throw the old magazine at Chen Bin, he put his hands on his hips and said confidently: "Hey! This is out of print! It was sold out seven times back then, and I spent a lot of effort to get it."
Hermione's hands froze, and she carefully put away the magazine, and said seriously: "Is it very important?"
"Yes." Chen Bin said confidently with his hands on his hips: "Turn to page 25, there is an epoch-making spell. However, because it is too powerful, it directly caused the birth rate of the entire Western magic world to begin to drop sharply from that year. Finally, the entire Western magic world unanimously passed a secret bill, strictly prohibiting the spread of this spell, so only witches who get the magazine can learn it..."