Chapter 233 The Story of Zha Zha Bin

Chen Bin had seen this scene in the movie, so he didn't have any expectations. He even maliciously guessed that Kate's expectations were mostly fake. After all, the two of them were not Harry fans, so they didn't have any sense of ritual for this. At most, they just said: "Oh, this magic is very rare."

Obviously, Kate knows how to coax a child who is offering treasures, uh, she should know how to deal with the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Yisha took out a small note and showed it to Chen Bin and Kate. When the note spontaneously combusted, a tattered door appeared out of thin air between No. 11 and No. 13, followed by dirty walls and gloomy windows. It looked like an extra house suddenly expanded and squeezed out everything on both sides.

Chen Bin and Kate both showed "surprised" expressions, which greatly satisfied Yisha's desire to offer treasures.

"Okay, let's go in." Yisha opened the door and was the first to walk into the Black mansion.

Kate looked back at the street. As expected, passersby didn't notice the new building. They all bypassed this section of the road. Even passersby in the distance didn't even glance at this side.

Chen Bin took Kate up the broken stone steps, and the door closed automatically.

This place is very broken and old. Even the black paint on the door has peeled off and is covered with scratches. The silver door knocker is in the shape of a coiled snake. There is no keyhole or mailbox on the door.

But who said that this is an important scene in the original book, which makes Isha fascinated? This guy is a die-hard fan who also wants to visit No. 4 Privet Drive where Harry lives!

There is a basement here and five floors above ground. Even if Chen Bin and Kate have never been here in person, they can roughly know the layout here.

The basement is at the end of the hallway, and the kitchen and storage room are on this floor; there is a portrait of Mrs. Black on the first floor, and there are a lot of ancient decorations with snake patterns; the wall next to the stairs on the second floor is full of house-elves' heads, and Hermione and Ginny's bedrooms used to be on this floor, ensuring that they would take a look at these dead heads every time they went up and down the floors, and there is also a bathroom and a living room on this floor, and most of the scenes in this house in the story also take place in this living room.

There are two rooms on the third floor, Harry and Ron sleep in the second one; the fourth floor is the bedroom of the twins Fred and George and their parents; the fifth floor seems to be the top floor, and there are three rooms on this floor, one is Sirius's, the other is Regulus's, and the last one is the room of the dead Mrs. Black.

In the original book, Buckbeak stayed in Mrs. Black's bedroom until he was sent to Hagrid; in reality, Buckbeak was snapped off due to Dumbledore's inaction.

As soon as Isabel walked up to the second floor, the laughter in the living room stopped immediately.

Chen Bin and Kate followed behind her and saw the trio sitting on the sofa chatting. Sirius, Lupin, Fleur and Tonks, who were sitting at the long table, also stared at Isabel's back with vigilant eyes.

"Hey, buddy, don't pull out your wand, I'm Chen Bin." Chen Bin saw that Sirius's eyes were not right, and he knew that he liked to strike first.

"Are you Bin?" Ron and Harry asked in unison.

Hermione said nothing and looked at Isabel in confusion.

Sirius relaxed after hearing this and asked curiously, "Which relative's hair did you use? The effect of this Polyjuice Potion is too similar to your father's, right?"

Lupin greeted Chen Bin, and Tonks turned her pink hair into colorful colors, which was considered a welcome, right?

Tonks was the only new face here. When she introduced herself, she told Chen Bin not to call her by her name, but to call her Tonks.

She didn't mention it, and Chen Bin only thought of the slang of Nymphadora when he heard this reminder. In Chinese translation, the simplified version is "Nymphadora", and the traditional version uses a free translation, that is, only the meaning of "little fairy" is taken but the meaning of "gift" is deleted.

However, this term is actually very strange. It is a combination of the Latin "Nympha" and the ancient Greek "dora", which means "gift of the little fairy".

However, in addition to being translated as a little fairy, the Latin word Nympha also contains many meanings, such as bride, young woman, pupa, and... an unpleasant slang...

Most people are unfamiliar with dora alone, but everyone knows it if it is replaced by the famous "Pandora's Box". Pandora is a Greek name composed of Pan (all) and Dora (gift). In the story, the first woman was made of clay by the god of fire and given to humans as a punishment for Prometheus stealing fire.

Giving "all gifts" is said to be a means of punishment, because the gods blessed her with all the most beautiful conditions for women, but she opened the box out of curiosity and released all the evils in the world - greed, hypocrisy, slander, jealousy, pain, war - when she closed the box again, only hope remained in the box.

Therefore, as long as you read the ancient stories in the original language, you will feel that the ancients were quite playful. You can even speculate that the original author is either a single dog or a henpecked husband. Otherwise, why would he describe the beauty created by the gods as the "all gifts" with evil intentions?

Let's get back to the point. In addition to citing Old English, the theories and documents of the magic world also need to use Latin, Old Germanic and a very small amount of Ancient Greek. Therefore, Tonks should have been often teased by her classmates as "the gift of that slang" when she was in school, right?

Don't blame Chen Bin for being evil. He never noticed this problem in his previous life. It wasn't until he encountered this name that he thought of the ancient foreign languages ​​required by Hogwarts.

"Bin, why are you disguised like this?" These words were in pure French, and you didn't need to guess to know that it was Furong.

Chen Bin did not answer immediately, but followed Kate and Isha to sit down. The house elf Kreacher, who was too old to walk, immediately walked in with a tray, and the table was soon covered with authentic British dishes. .

Dumbledore had taken away the Slytherin pendant that Regulus had given his life for last year and promised to Kreacher to destroy the pendant if necessary.

Not only that, he also took Sirius and Kreacher to the Inferi Cave, scratched Regulus' body back, and buried him himself.

From then on, Kreacher completely regarded Sirius as his real master, no longer cursed under his breath, and was much more diligent in doing things.

Everyone chatted while eating, and soon the topic turned to Chen Bin and Kate's changed appearance.

Kate's change is not obvious, but the last trace of youthfulness has been removed. Her body shape and height have not changed, but her temperament is very different, with a strong intellectual beauty. It was difficult for everyone to describe this slight change, and they did not think of age-increasing magic.

When she became famous in another time and space, she was already 34 years old, but she still looked like a young girl. Who would have thought that she could still maintain her peak appearance at the age of 36?

As for Chen Bin's changes, needless to say, he looks exactly like his father, but he is more mature than Chen Weiguo.

"Aaron, is your appearance copied from your uncle?" Sirius and Chen Bin had the strongest relationship, and he was the first to break through this layer of window paper.

"Ahem..." Chen Bin choked on his cream of mushroom soup. Why would anyone who sees him think that he is older than his handsome dad?

Katerina handed him a napkin, patted his back and said, "No, this is our true face. We have always been underage wizards in disguise."

As soon as these words came out, everyone who was drinking soup also choked, except for Isha.

"Ahem..." The trio, Tonks and Lupine were speechless.

Sirius coughed and said: "...Aaron...ahem...this joke is not at all...ahem...funny..."

Furong's face turned pale and she coughed, but she still stared at Chen Bin with firm eyes, expecting him to explain in person.

Under the eyes of seven people who coughed and had tears in their eyes, Chen Bin's brain, which was blessed by the Philosopher's Stone, was on full fire, and he tried his best to fool around without blushing or heartbeat.

"Our Naama family is a hidden prophet. We have always adhered to neutrality since ancient times, silently predicting and recording the rise and fall of world affairs, until my mother, Isabel Naama, observed the sky at night and cooperated with Ziwei Dou... "

"Speak humanly!" Hermione was the first to come to her senses. She had heard this rhetoric when she was in second grade, and it was obviously a way to deceive Dafa.

Chen Bin could not admit that this was a lie this time. Suddenly Dumbledore stood up, revealing the wise eyes of the immortal old man, and crossed his fingers and became serious.

"The world will always regard the truth as a joke, and the joke as the truth. It can't be true, so I don't need to lie to you." Chen Bin's eyes were very deep, and his voice had a sense of vicissitudes that was not befitting his age. Sure enough, he suddenly Everyone also calmed down.

[Note: Please ignore the strange female creature looking up at the ceiling and trying not to laugh. 】

Then, the story becomes soul-stirring, twists and turns, and gripping... a girl's sweet pet article, please refer to the... retarded version of the domineering president mixed with a girl wearing a harem body.

In short, its content is not important. The most important thing is that the Naama family has acquired the secret of beauty that has been passed down from generation to generation because of its ability to predict, so she gave birth to Chen Bin in 1959. She detected the emergence of a doomsday omen in 1970, so in 1971 she reversed her age through the secret of facial rejuvenation, disguised herself as an 11-year-old girl and entered Hogwarts to ensure that the father of the savior boy could marry as smoothly as predicted. Destiny Girl Encounter.

[Note: This big lie refers to the concept of cause and effect in Terminator. 】

Later, Isha accidentally touched Schrödinger's cat, was pursued by the subject and the subject's friends, and almost separated the parents of the saved boy, but finally accidentally separated the parents of Neville Longbottom.

In order to restore the influence, Isha persuaded her son, who was practicing in the secular world in Xiangjiang, to come back. Through another secret trick invented by Chen Bin, he disguised himself as an 11-year-old British boy and enrolled in Hogwarts in 1991. Unfortunately, towards the end of the semester, Dumbledore still discovered that he was not a child, so the two confessed their plans and became partners.

Chen Bin graduated early and became a professor to cultivate better practical talents for Britain; Dumbledore rescued Sirius based on the Naama family's prophecy, but Pettigrew died unexpectedly.