Chapter 7 I'm Bloated
[Suture needle (white), any suture needle you use in the future will have the attribute: sharp +1! 】
Chen Cang fully understood, which means that when he uses the suture needle in the future, he will have the attribute of sharpness +1.
It's just... what's the situation with sharpness +1?
puzzled!
Forget it, it should be very sharp! You mean sharp, right?
After the operation, the patient suddenly asked, "Doctor, where is my appendix?"
Chen Cang: ...
The obsession is so deep! ?
The nurse walked over to the eldest brother with a plate: "Look, this is your appendix!"
When the big brother saw it, he felt a little nauseated: "No! Now it's your appendix, take it away... My dogs don't eat this stuff, it's disgusting."
"Damn it, it's not the same as my online Baidu? Why does this thing grow? It's disgusting!"
Chen Cang coughed: This is not an ordinary appendix.
Indeed, this is an acute suppurative perforated appendix!
It's an appendix that fights against the body's owner who eats and drinks indiscriminately, rises up against the revolution, and strives to grow into a rare appendix monster!
The nurse smiled and brought it back.
These things, she has long been indifferent, and even sometimes put them there to eat and eat, it doesn't affect her at all!
Chen Bingsheng said: "Send it to the pathology department for a medical examination."
The little nurse nodded and left.
And this eldest brother seems to be running out of anesthesia, and his brain is very flexible: "Doctor, my stomach is anesthetized, and it is reasonable to say that this stomach is also anesthetized? Why did I feel sick when I saw that thing? There are also nausea. Feel?"
Chen Cang felt that this eldest brother raised a very deep question!
How can I get nausea when my stomach is anesthetized? So philosophical!
Chen Bingsheng laughed: "You are disgusting! What's wrong with your heart!"
The nurse in the operating room couldn't help it at all, and laughed directly!
Even Chen Cang laughed.
The old man scratched his head: "That makes sense!"
It seems that the anesthesia is too weak, and I haven't reacted yet, but it has been pushed out of the operating room and sent to the ward.
Anesthesiologist Liu Jian came over and saw that Chen Cang's operation was over, he smiled and said, "How do you feel when you are the first surgeon?"
Chen Cang sighed: "There is no pleasure in being a master knife!"
Liu Jian was stunned: "What kind of pleasure does the chief knife have?"
Chen Cang: "Let the deputy attack? As the first one in my life, Mr. Chen ignored me, let alone attacked."
Liu Jian was speechless: "You kid, you got it cheap and sold it well? Let Chen Bingsheng fight for you? Are you timid?"
Chen Cang laughed, and he was also joking.
After leaving the operating room with Boss Chen, when there was no one in private when washing his hands, Chen Bingsheng couldn't help complaining: "Go back and practice stitching, what kind of stuff is that stitched? I'm sorry to say it, it's embarrassing for me to say it!"
Chen Cang smiled awkwardly.
【Ding! Senior NPC Chen Bingsheng released the task: Raise the stitching level to the advanced level! Reward: One skill point. 】
Chen Cang is happy!
And such a good thing?
Skin Wound Sutures: Intermediate: 1679/2000.
In the past few days, I have been working harder and focusing on improving. It is a waste to use skill points now, and I will talk about it later.
But what are skill points for?
Chen Cang was more curious.
【Ding! The skill level needs one skill point from Beginner to Intermediate, 2 Skill Points from Intermediate to Advanced, 4 Skill Points from Advanced to Master, and 8 Skill Points from Master to Perfect! 】
Chen Cang nodded, so it was!
Skill points are used to increase the skill level.
Keep this precious skill point for yourself.
In the morning, I have gained a lot.
【Ding! NPC Chen Bingsheng announced the completion of the task, and completed two appendicitis operations, and the completion degree was good. Obtained: Chen Bingsheng's experience in appendix surgery*1]
Boss Chen's appendix surgery experience?
Does this thing work?
Chen Cang clicked to receive it, and suddenly a series of information flew into his mind.
Get in!
Can't stand it!
It is full of bloody scenes, and Lao Chen's surgical experience is the experience he has accumulated in operation after operation.
Finally, to Huacheng Lao Chen's perception.
Chen Cang slowly tasted these things, and gradually these things became Chen Cang's own things.
In his mind constantly digesting, absorbing...
Fusion...
【Ding! Digest and absorb Chen Bingsheng's appendix surgery experience, and get appendectomy surgery experience +1000! 】
【Ding! Your Appendectomy is promoted to Intermediate: Appendectomy: 300/2000 (Intermediate);]
Chen Cang is happy!
Direct experience of 1000 points of appendix surgery, this is too rich!
So cool!
Chen Cang was like a sublimation at this time, this feeling is too wonderful, it is indescribable.
Boss Chen, do you still have any ideas?
In the morning, the two operations harvested 300 yuan, which is beautiful.
Hey, so much money, how to spend it?
Rich people's life is so boring...
And boring!
After returning to the department, Chen Bingsheng went home from get off work to eat happily, and Chen Cang sat in the duty room too lazy to go home, tossing back and forth, it is not as comfortable as the duty room here.
Get your phone out and order takeout.
Thinking that he made money today, Chen Cang decided to eat something good!
There is a good Lanzhou beef ramen nearby, and Chen Cang ordered it directly.
It's just that the Lanzhou beef noodles has too little meat. Although it tastes good, there are only two pieces of meat in a bowl of noodles!
or……
Want a beef free? ? ?
Chen Cang suddenly had a terrible idea.
Thinking of the unexpected income of more than 300 yuan that arrived today, Chen Cang felt that his courage was a little fat.
When ordering Lanzhou beef ramen, I dare to order more beef!
Ordered a beef ramen, 12 yuan.
It only costs 3 yuan to add a serving of beef. Chen Cang gritted his teeth and added ten points!
For thirty yuan, Mr. Chen wants to enjoy a handful of beef freedom!
Thinking of the dumbfounded and adoring expression on the boss's face, Chen Cang slapped his mouth, for fear of drooling.
Hey, the life of the rich is so boring...
Even if you eat beef ramen, you can add ten servings of beef.
This must be the life of the rich...
After swiping the phone for a while, I looked at the update of the author I liked.
Unknowingly, half an hour passed, and the delivery was delivered. Chen Cang opened the package eagerly, and was just about to enjoy the pleasure of eating meat, when suddenly...
I was stunned by the scene in front of me!
This……
Is it the so-called 30 yuan beef?
The so-called beef free?
Chen Cang saw dozens of thin slices of beef floating on his face, exuding a faint aroma...
That's twenty pieces, right?
And Chen Cang felt that the beef could be eaten by himself in one bite!
Is this thirty dollars beef...
Chen Cang wanted to cry.
The old man can buy a pound for 30 yuan and go back and cook it by himself!
Taking a deep breath, Chen Cang finished the expensive bowl of beef ramen with tears in his eyes.
loss!
However, at this time, Chen Cang suddenly reacted to something!
There are 20 pieces of beef for this 30 yuan, and each bowl of ramen is only two pieces!
This means that ten bowls of beef ramen can be made, and one bowl of ramen is twelve fast, which is 120 yuan, which means that the boss can sell 120 yuan for these 20 pieces of beef!
And he sells his own beef for only 30 yuan, that is to say!
The boss lost 90 bucks!
Although I lost 30 bucks.
And the boss also lost 90 yuan to Chen Cang!
In this way, there is only one truth!
This wave cannot be regarded as a failure, at most it can be regarded as a lose-lose.
Hey……
What a fucking genius I am!
Buying a bowl of ramen is a battle of wits with the boss.
Tired.
Let's eat Mala Tang tomorrow...