Chapter 49 Good Things for Beauty and Skin Care

Hearing this, Lu Xiao shook his head hurriedly.

"No! No!"

"Uncle Chainsaw, didn't I teach you?"

"No matter how delicious my friend is, I can't eat it! I can only lick it!"

The chainsaw man said in a low voice.

"Well! Friends can't eat it!"

Lu Xiao looked pleased.

"By the way, Uncle Chainsaw, I brought you a little gift!"

As he spoke, he took out a name tag from his trouser pocket.

The words "Uncle Chainsaw" are written crookedly on it.

Lu Xiao stood up with difficulty. At this time, he felt that his body was extremely weak.

But he still tried to move and hung the badge around the chainsaw man's neck.

The badge swayed on Chainsaw Man's chest.

Lu Xiao looked at this scene with a satisfied smile.

"Now, we are gay!"

He had made this badge a long time ago and kept it with him all the time, preparing to give it to Uncle Chainsaw when he returned to the Dark Prison.

The chainsaw uncle was stunned for a moment, and then he fired the chainsaw.

He danced with his chainsaw.

"We are gay!"

At this moment, the driver slowly woke up.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw this horrifying scene, which scared him so much that he almost fainted again.

The aura emanating from Uncle Chainsaw gave him a kind of fear from his soul.

he trembled.

"Lu...Mr. Lu, is this your friend?"

Lu Xiao looked a little pale, but still nodded.

"Don't be afraid, this friend of mine is very good!"

The driver breathed a sigh of relief, but the fear in his heart did not dissipate at all.

At this time, Lu Xiao suddenly weakened and sat on the ground.

Uncle Chainsaw hurriedly stepped forward to check.

His head was wrapped in bandages and his expression could not be seen.

"You are hurt!"

Lu Xiao shook his head, indicating that he was fine.

"It's probably due to excessive blood loss, it's not a big problem!"

"Just eat something to make it up!"

Uncle Chainsaw's deep voice sounded.

"Wait a minute! I'll find something delicious for you!"

With that said, he held up the chainsaw and walked away.

The speed is extremely fast, and one step can cover tens of meters.

The driver looked around and saw that the terrifying meat mountain monster had long been replaced by a pile of rotting rotten meat.

Seeing that there was no danger, he finally felt relieved.

Then he walked towards the weird squirming ball of flesh.

That ball of meat is the serial number 302-car.

The driver reached out a hand and touched the ball.

The dense blood vessels on the flesh ball began to squirm.

After a while, an orange taxi appeared.

After what happened just now, the driver felt that it would be better to keep a low profile in the dark prison.

Lu Xiao chuckled.

"Don't be afraid! Returning here is just like returning to your own home!"

After hearing Lu Xiao's words, the driver fell silent.

…………

Not long after, Uncle Chainsaw was back.

In his hand he held an extremely ugly humanoid creature.

The humanoid creature has a pair of huge flesh wings behind it.

At this time, the pair of fleshy wings were full of holes, and bright red blood dripped onto the ground.

The dull voice of Uncle Chainsaw sounded.

"It's strange, the food around is all dead!"

Just now, he walked around in a big circle.

I didn't see any moving food.

The food in his hand was something he picked out from a coffin buried in the ground due to its smell.

Lu Xiao grinned when he saw the humanoid creature in Uncle Chainsaw's hand.

"Uncle Chainsaw, this dirty vampire is not delicious at all!"

Uncle Chainsaw sounded with a hint of helplessness.

"Dead! All dead!"

"You said, food must be eaten alive!"

Lu Xiao was stunned when he heard this.

"What's dead?"

"The food is all dead! I didn't find any living food nearby!"

Lu Xiao didn't think much and answered immediately.

"Forget it, let's just deal with it!"

"Remember to pinch off the head and tail!"

Uncle Chainsaw started the chainsaw and cut the vampire into small pieces like a steak.

The vampire didn't even have time to make a sound before it was mercilessly dismantled by Uncle Chainsaw.

Lu Xiao picked up a small piece and put it into his mouth, then slowly frowned.

"It's sour and smelly! It's as hard to swallow as an old lady's footcloth!"

On the side, the driver looked dumbfounded at this scene.

The vampire just now is definitely not low-level.

But at this time, it was difficult for him to associate the neatly arranged pieces of meat on the ground, which looked like steaks, with the vampire.

This scene was too shocking for him.

Lu Xiao greeted the driver.

"Come and try it! Although it is unpalatable, according to records in the Classic of Mountains and Seas, this is a good thing for beauty and beauty!"

“It’s a pity there is no minced garlic!”

The driver doubtfully picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.

As soon as the piece of meat entered his mouth, it slid down his mouth and into his stomach.

Before he could taste it, he picked up another piece.

As a strange being, he actually doesn't need to eat to stay alive.

But the pieces of meat on the ground seemed to have a fatal attraction for him.

One piece, two pieces, he kept stuffing it into his mouth.

Soon his belly was full and round.

Lu Xiao hurriedly stopped him.

"Mr. Driver, overeating like this may cause indigestion!"

Hearing this, the driver stopped eating.

He wiped the residue from the corner of his mouth and smiled happily.

"It's so delicious! It's 10,000 times better than those seafood!"

Lu Xiao's eyes twitched, but then he thought of the driver's experience and sighed again.

"Brother! You have suffered so much over the years!"

After a while, Fei Dart woke up.

The tentacles on the back of his head stretched out again.

"What are you eating?"

He asked in confusion.

He had seen the chainsaw uncle before, so he was not unfamiliar with him.

On the contrary, he was a little curious about the neatly arranged pieces of meat on the ground.

Instinct drove him to pick up a piece and try it.

The driver's voice was full of satisfaction.

"Brother! Come and try it! It's really delicious!"

Fei Dart was stunned, then looked at Lu Xiao.

Lu Xiao nodded.

The pieces of meat were obviously raw, and even had blood on them.

Fei Dart resisted the nausea and picked up a piece and put it in his mouth.

"Huh?"

His eyes lit up immediately.

Then he picked up the meat on the ground and stuffed it into his mouth like crazy.

Just like the driver just now.

The poor vampire was eaten by Feidart and the driver.

Feidart used a small bone to pick the remnants between his teeth.

"What on earth is this? It's so delicious!"

Lu Xiao was chewing a bone with meat on it. When he heard Feidart's words, he immediately looked up and said casually.

"Oh, it's just a vampire!"

When Feidart heard this, his stomach contracted instinctively and he was about to vomit.

The driver was quick and covered Feidart's mouth.

"Brother! Don't waste good things!"

"This is a good thing for beauty and skin care!"

Feidart's eyes were full of fear.

He slapped his hands randomly, and the image of Enzo turning into a vampire appeared in his mind.

Lu Xiao seemed to know what he was thinking and explained calmly.

"Don't worry, what you eat is different from the cheap thing before!"

"This vampire is not a human being, so don't worry about it!"

"Besides, you have to survive in the dark prison in the future, so you can't live without food!"

"After all, you are still a human being!"

"Besides, the food in the dark prison is also good for you!"

While speaking, the tentacles behind Fei Dart's neck stretched out and flapped randomly in the air.

It is obvious that those tentacles are much thicker than before.

Originally, they were only a little thicker than a hair, but now they are almost as thick as earthworms.

After a long time, Fei Dart collapsed on the ground as if he had accepted his fate.

"Am I still a human being?"

He muttered to himself in a low voice.