Chapter 402 Ponzi’s Story
Ponzi also pretended to cough.
"Ahem!"
Goten and Trunks were very considerate and looked at Ponzi expectantly, waiting for him to reveal his magical life experience.
Ponzi looked at everyone, with a sinister hint at the corner of his mouth.
"In the future of endless time."
Goten and Trunks clenched their hands into fists, looking excitedly and nodding.
"The whole world has fallen into desolation. It is the end of the world for practitioners, which is called the end of the Dharma world.
None of us can practice cultivation and can only be a person with a combat power of only 5. We all have a unified and nice name.
Fight against the five scum. "
Everyone looked at Ponzi with twitching lips.
"Fighting the Five Scum?"
Ponzi said calmly:
"Well, in the future world, everyone is a scumbag. Isn't it a nice name?"
Klin said dullly:
"Maybe, it's like listening to a story."
Ponzi almost couldn't hold it back, but he relied on his absolute control over his body to prevent himself from laughing.
There was really no other way. He could only control his physical body and use his muscles to vibrate the air to produce sounds, without daring to open his mouth.
Ponzi squatted down, lowered his head, and looked at the dusty ground.
He deliberately covered his mouth to prevent others from noticing anything unusual.
"Until the day I turned 20, I was lying on the wooden bed and heard a voice next to my ears."
Natty stopped messing around with Fat Buu and pulled him over to squat next to Ponzi.
Curious said:
"What did you say?"
"The unknown voice said:
In the modern world, with a cloudless sky and not a single cloud, life is extremely miserable.
I see that your bones are very good, and I have a secret book to sell you. It doesn’t cost 998, nor does it cost 698, or even 198. It only costs 9.9 and it can be delivered to your home with free shipping. Young man, do you want to buy it? "
Everyone raised their heads at a 45-degree angle and looked up at the sky, which was also now cloudless. The scene of Pounds at that time could not help but come to mind.
Wutian said anxiously:
"Then what did you say?"
Trunks also said anxiously:
"Then did you buy it?"
"I'm so smart, so of course I didn't feel any emotion. I just ignored him and fell asleep with my head covered."
Bulma said anxiously:
"What happened next?"
"Later, the mysterious voice threatened me, saying that if I didn't buy the cheats, I would have a serious accident the next day."
"What's next?"
Ponzi didn't pay attention to who was asking him. He found that making up stories like this seemed quite interesting, and he was immersed in it and couldn't extricate himself.
"I originally wanted to ignore it, but the voice told me that it only takes 1.9 to tell me what will happen tomorrow."
"did you buy it?"
"certainly."
"The results of it?"
"result!"
Everyone could clearly hear the anger in Ponzi's tone.
"As a result, that guy actually told me that as for tomorrow, I only need to wait until the early morning of the day after tomorrow, and I will naturally know."
Sun Wukong complained in confusion:
"The last time I was so speechless was the last time."
The old Kaiojin couldn't bear it anymore and roared:
"Don't tell stories, tell where you came from."
Ponzi secretly complained:
"You can tell the story yourself, but you can't let me tell it. Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps. Who are you!
The most important thing is that the story you tell yourself is crappy and no one wants to listen to it. Obviously the story I made up is much better than yours and so many people like to listen to it. "
Ponzi didn't act weird for long and continued to make it up.
"Ahem, then I'll say it quickly, listen carefully, don't be scared by me."
Everyone nodded hurriedly and looked at Ponzi expectantly.
“Later I couldn’t hold it back anymore, so I bought the Mysterious Sound Intensive, and just practiced, and practiced.
He finally became the strongest man in our world, and his combat power reached an unprecedented level of 1. "
Everyone was stunned. It turned out that you were fighting against the fifth scum. How did you achieve combat power level 1 now?
Turtle Immortal couldn't help it and asked:
"Is there anything to say about this?"
"No, I just made myself crippled by training. I can't take care of my hands and feet, and my teeth are missing. I am rated as a 'strong man' with an unprecedented combat power of 1."
Everyone just felt that 10,000 mythical beasts called 'Grass Mud Horses' were galloping past their heads, and they looked at Ponzi sadly.
"Then why do you have such strength now?"
Ponzi said in an excited tone:
“You have to say that I am a genius.
Here's the thing.
Then I traveled back to ancient times, that is, before you.
After that, I practiced under the guidance of teachers everywhere, and continued to practice with great concentration. Finally, I was invincible in the world. I chose to hide my sword and left behind the Dugu 9th Style. Then I remained anonymous until Da Te accidentally bumped into me, and then Bulma took me Bring out the world. "
Everyone looked at Ponzi with a dark look on their faces again. You just appeared so openly. How dare you say that you are hiding your name?
"Then what is your purpose?"
Ponzi stood up suddenly, looked at the stunned people, and said as he should:
"Stay alive until the end of the Dharma world."
Everyone:.
Fat Buu was also attracted by Ponzi's story and said curiously:
"Then why did you live until then?"
Pounds looked up at the sky at a 60-degree angle.
"I want to go back alive and whisper in my future self's ears."
Everyone is looking forward to what Ponzi will say.
Trunks couldn't bear it anymore and said excitedly:
"You want to tell him not to believe what the mysterious voice says, right?"
Ponzi shook his head.
Wu Tian saw this and said seriously:
"Then are you telling him what martial arts is? Or some powerful practice method."
Ponzi nodded first, then shook his head.
Buu also said excitedly:
"Then you want to buy a lot of candies?"
Everyone was stunned and looked at Buu strangely.
‘This kid must have lost his mind. He has lived for so long just to go back and eat candy. Can’t he eat it now? ’
Ponzi still shook his head.
Naty quit, she didn't want to do such a brain-intensive job.
Coquettishly said:
"Brother Ponzi."
Ponzi immediately said seriously:
"I would whisper in his ear:
Modern world, cloudless sky
I see that your bones are amazing, and I have a secret book for you. Young man, do you want to buy it? "
Everyone was defeated again, this time, their feet did not forget to twitch.
Vegeta couldn't bear it anymore and said in a miserable tone:
"This one also comes with a closed-loop ending and a start from the beginning. Matryoshka dolls are prohibited!"
No matter how powerful Ponzi was, he could not control himself and looked at the desperate people with twitching eyes.
His trembling was suppressed because he wanted to laugh but couldn't.