Chapter 67 Chekov's Girl
Chapter 67 - Chekhov’s little sissy
"Oh my god, a living person was almost suffocated to death."
It was quite hard to hold in the urine, and the squadron leader, Major "Peanut Butter" Chekov, showed a relieved expression.
By now he had woken up from his drunkenness, and the "Big Mouth Monster" of Unit 211 landed steadily, with no flaws to be found.
The grass is getting greener and greener.
You see, most of the runways at all airports are covered with green grass, which is watered day after day.
The ground staff at the 909 Air Service Base are not surprised by this. Thinking about the distance from the runway to the toilet, you have to go two miles to urinate, and you have to pee on your pants halfway.
As one of the two female pilots in the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron, the deputy squadron leader "Devil Pepper" Illini Lucius pouted at the backs of a group of big men and turned around.
She doesn't need such indecent urination and defecation, adult diapers are already prepared.
The maximum airborne time of the A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft is 15 hours. Adult diapers are a necessity. If one day you need to fly a long distance like today, there will be a toilet for you in the middle.
Children need diapers for physiological needs, and adults need diapers for survival needs.
As the sun set, the five "Big Mouth Monsters" of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron finally returned to the 911 Air Service Base and successfully completed their combat mission.
Whether it is fighting monsters or beating people, there is not much difference in essence.
However, the retaliatory raid on the 897 Air Service Base will not receive a bonus from the Blue Star Global Joint Defense Committee. The superior unit of the 911 Air Service Base, Apocalypse Defense Group, will bear its own expenses. The conflicts and disputes between the two military contractors will also only Can solve it on its own.
The worst case scenario is that if they can't reach an agreement, they will just break up, fight soldiers against soldiers, generals and generals, declare a hostile state of "corporate war", and then start the movie and fight later. The one with the big and hard fist will be the winner, and the one who is not convinced will win. They can form cliques and fight again until one party is convinced.
The expenditures for "corporate war" are huge, and military contractors with weak strength or insufficient financial resources simply cannot afford it. Once they fail, they will face the crisis of bankruptcy.
The big players at the sovereign level are not worried at all that these small-scale private enterprises can escalate or even expand disputes. After all, they are doing business, making money without being vindictive. At most, they can fight for one or two times in deserted places. Seeing that there is no advantage to take advantage of, it is natural. will give up and make peace.
"I'm finally back, let's drink, let's drink together! Ouch, ouch, Ula!"
Chekov got out of the cockpit, waved his arms, and danced a bear dance.
Bang! ~
The world in front of me was spinning without any warning.
"Devil Pepper" Irene Lucius rushed over and said with disdain: "Little Chekhov, what's wrong with you?"
If you don’t report it from time to time, the time has not yet come. When the time comes, report it immediately.
"Honey, what's wrong with you?"
Chekov, who was lying on the ground, smiled mischievously.
This little woman holds a grudge very much. She is very angry at this moment, so she had better not continue to provoke her, otherwise she will suffer a lot today.
"Hmph!~"
He spat at the same time.
The deputy squadron leader also has a good temper and has never been a weak person to be bullied.
"Go drink your dog piss!"
A little wetness fell on Chekov's face, and he immediately closed his broken mouth and looked at the little woman who turned away with some melancholy.
I have been involved in the world for more than 40 years, but my faith will never die!
Chen Fei silently took out his second-hand mobile phone with a worn screen, clicked a picture, and kept it as a souvenir.
Such famous scenes are his favorite.
"Major Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov, your bonus for this mission and this month's bonus will all be deducted and distributed equally to everyone in the 'True Fragrance' squadron!"
But at this moment, a cold voice came.
The new female executive manager Hana Gagel, who was called a one-eyed old bitch by Big Bear, came to the tarmac at some point and announced new orders.
The pilots of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron looked at each other.
The next second, everyone cheered.
Chekov was the only one with a sad face, MMP, and suffered a big loss.
The squadron leader's monthly bonus was already more generous than that of the team members, and coupled with this combat mission bonus, it was almost equivalent to a whole month's work being wasted.
The team-building plan that the "Zhenxiang" squadron had planned for a long time fell apart in an instant and disappeared. I am afraid that it will no longer be able to resist the drastic measures of the new executive manager.
I really can’t blame other people for being too realistic and greedy for money. If I want to blame, I can only blame Squadron Leader Chekov for not being able to control his bad mouth. He yelled like a bitch and bitched, which offended the executive manager at the top and the executive manager at the bottom. Offended his deputy.
Now that I received a big backpack and a pair of big diapers, and my entire monthly bonus was deducted, I couldn’t blame anyone else at all.
"The headquarters will send a psychological counselor tomorrow, and everyone will undergo a psychological investigation. In addition, everyone must remember that our 911 air service base does not have such a mouth."
Manager Hana dropped these words, twisted her waist, and turned around to leave.
All the pilots, including Chen Fei, looked at the big bear squadron leader who was still lying on the ground. Who else could have that broken mouth, but this guy!
"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"
Chekov rolled his eyes and denied it three times.
Believe it or not, if he dares to talk nonsense again, Manager Hana can really make this big bear die!
"Understand, 'Peanut Butter', you are really talented!"
"Follow the squadron leader to eat meat!"
"Thank the squadron leader for the reward!"
The pilots of the "Really Fragrance" squadron gave a thumbs up to the big bear who got up from the ground in a mess.
Good man!
Major Chekov contributed to the extra bonus this month.
Ulla! ~
The 897th Air Crew Base, which suffered a great loss, was crying to the big boss behind it. That was another military contractor, and immediately negotiated with the Apocalypse Defense Group behind the 911 Air Crew Base.
The Air Crew Base was bombed, stinked, and more than a dozen people died. Counting the losses in equipment and supplies, it is still unclear whether the entire base can be rebuilt, but this barbaric and vulgar provocation in the communication channel is unbearable.
The military contractor, who had suffered heavy losses but was doomed to lose his teeth and swallow his blood, had no way to seek justice for himself in the retaliatory attack on the 897th Air Force Base, so he had to use this matter to trouble the 911 Air Force Base to more or less earn some face back.
The new female executive manager Hana Gagel was not a pushover. She did not give the other party this opportunity at all. She directly denied that there was no such person and blamed the passing "three-wheeled vehicle". The public communication channel with open codes could indeed be mixed by anyone.
Even if the other party was more serious, even if he asked everyone, he might not find this accent.
Ding Dong!
Ding! You have new messages, please check!
…
The text message notification sounds of the mobile phone came one after another.
Chen Fei took out his mobile phone and saw that the long-awaited salary had been credited to his account. The details made him smile.
The bonus promised by Manager Hana was credited on the spot, it was real! -