Chapter 139 That's It? You Old Thief, You're Just Trying to Do It, Right? (Subscribe)

At the instigation of a group of fans, Master Yin directly clicked into the game.

A strange RPG homepage, with a background screen popping up.

In the vast universe.

A warrior in armor holding a one-handed sword, standing on a meteorite, overlooking the huge planet rotating not far away.

Then four options popped up -

[New Game]

[Options]

[List of Developers]

[Exit Game]

Master Yin took a look and immediately slammed the table and said:

"It's really an abstract game made for the reformists, there's not even a module loading option."

"Cricket abstract, watch me take it down!"

The reformist players lurking in Master Yin's live broadcast room were unhappy when they saw this.

"Boss Yin, have you forgotten that you were once a member of the Reform Party?"

"Master Yin, you are indeed a famous slave of the Yellow Turban Army!"

"What happened to our old boss of the Reform Party?"

"That's right, that's right, General Tiangong finally made an abstract game, I don't allow you to say that about him!"

Seeing this, Boss Yin smiled awkwardly:

"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue, even though I am a member of the Truth Society now, I also support my old boss."

"Enough of small talk, let's see how strange this strange RPG is."

As the loading progress bar was fully charged, Boss Yin officially entered the game.

The eye-catching place.

The warrior controlled by Boss Yin stood on an empty grassland with a slightly sloppy cartoon style, surrounded by dense trees.

The name of this place is displayed on the upper left of the screen——

[Outside Baizhi Village]

[Mission: Hidden Disaster (Go to Baizhi Village)]

The warrior stood there and muttered to himself:

"Where is this? I remember that I seem to be dead?"

The bulletin board on the left side of the player shows the control method of the warrior.

【L】: Left joystick, move the character.

【A】: A button to roll (rolling will temporarily immunize against damage, use rolling to pass through thorns)

While controlling the warrior to move and get used to the operation method, Boss Yin wondered:

“This game doesn’t look big, and the operation method is also simple. It’s a very regular fast-paced action ARPG game of killing monsters and brushing equipment, right?”

“How can such a game be embedded with abstract elements? How does the old thief want to play it out?”

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also puzzled. The opening plot was as sloppy as the painting style.

“Could it be that it was made in a hurry, so the quality was not taken care of?”

“To be honest, this strange RPG surprise will not fail, right?”

“Hardcore element type games are easy to make, but pure abstract games are difficult to handle!”

“Since it is a surprise for the reformists, I hope you won’t let us down!”

“I’m afraid that General Tiangong’s words and deeds are already the peak of the abstract world...”

The water friends watching the live broadcast, especially the water friends of the reformists, gradually began to murmur in their hearts after seeing the finished game.

After complaining about the game for a few words, Boss Yin ran forward and found a treasure chest blocked by thorns on the road not far away.

"Are you asking me to learn and apply it now?"

Boss Yin rolled over easily, passed through the thorns, and opened the treasure chest.

[Gold Coins x282]

[Delicious Fish x1]

[Forest Armor x1]

[Blue Scaled Carp x1]

At the end of the fork in the road, there was another treasure chest. Boss Yin rolled over continuously, arrived at the destination, and opened the treasure chest.

[Gold Coins x268]

[Delicious Fish x1]

[Forest Shoulder Guard x1]

[Blue Scaled Carp x1]

Boss Yin clicked on the character bar interface.

[Health: 1000]

[Defense: 17]

[Movement speed: 6.5]

[Attack power: 55]

[Attack speed: 100%]

[Critical hit rate: 0%]

[Critical hit damage: 150%]

"There are eight equipment slots and four shortcut keys..." Boss Yin complained:

"I've read all of [Character], [Backpack], [Illustrated], [Target], [Map], and [Settings]. "

"Strange RPG doesn't have an experience upgrade system? And there's no page for characters to learn skills."

"If the character wants to become stronger, does it have to rely on equipment enhancement?"

Boss Yin was completely confused.

If armed assault is reverse simplification, then strange RPG is a more direct simplification.

Fast-paced action ARPG is a regular game theme, and there are too many such games on the market.

But in comparison, strange RPG is more simplified.

Strange RPG, abstract?

Boss Yin didn't feel it for the time being.

Strange RPG, is it strange?

He really felt strange now.

According to the consistent style of Taiping Dao and Tiangong General, even if it is a surprise feedback, there is a primer on cryptography, and the strange RPG should not be like this.

Boss Yin frowned slightly and clicked on the forest armor.

[Equipment: Forest Armor]

[Location: Breastplate]

[Defense: 5]

[Health: 40]

[If this item is replaced, the following attribute changes will occur——]

[+2 Defense]

[+40 Health]

Boss Yin clicked on the forest shoulder again and found that it was the same, and there was no abstract element.

After changing the equipment, Master Yin opened the shortcut bar and found two different fish resources——

[Name: Blue-scaled Crucian Carp]

[Type; consumables]

[Cooling time: 15 seconds]

[Use: Restore 50 health points, and continue to restore 250 health points within 10 seconds]

[Introduction: Fish covered with blue scales]

[Name: Delicious little fish]

[Type: Consumables]

[Cooling time: 15 seconds]

[Use: Restore 200 health points]

[Introduction: An ordinary and delicious fish]

"It seems that these are the two kinds of blood bottles in the strange RPG!"

Boss Yin said:

"Let's take a shot and see what's so strange about this strange RPG!"

Boss Yin rolled over the thorns and returned to the main road. After running a short distance, he found a lone goblin holding only a mace.

[X: X key to attack the enemy]

Boss Yin followed the example of a gourd and pressed the x key wildly, killing him instantly with a few moves.

[Drop: Goblin Bone Broken Bones]

The warrior moved forward and after killing a few goblin monsters, he came to Baizhi Village. Boss Yin lit up the first teleportation point.

[Ask the people in the village! 】

Boss Yin took the opportunity to find the village chief and talk to him.

[Village Chief: This is White Branch Village. The tree behind me is the origin of the name. Originally, the White Branch tree was all white and could protect the village from disasters. 】

[Village Chief: In recent years, the smell of disaster has become stronger and stronger, causing the trees to slowly glow red, which is obviously an ominous sign. 】

Boss Yin nodded slowly: "It seems that this is the background story of the game."

"To be honest, it's a very clichéd background story, kind of like Dragon Quest."

Boss Yin then visited the entire Baizhi Village and talked to NPCs one by one.

Village chief, blacksmith, fishmonger, armed merchant, multiple NPCs have their own functions.

It can be said that all the inherent elements of this type of game and strange RPG are present.

But what is so strange about this strange RPG?

Boss Yin looked at the screen and asked:

"Do you think this game is basically the same as other games on the market?"

"It's very common. There's nothing strange about it... and there's nothing abstract about it, right?"

After hearing this, netizens posted barrages one after another——

"Who says it's not! It's not abstract at all!"

"I like to tell the truth, Tie Tie, what is the difference between this strange RPG released by the old thief and a reskinned game?"

Boss Yin saw that not only did he think so, but so did others.

He could only follow the mission instructions with doubts, constantly changing maps, spawning monsters, and fighting BOSS.

The game was released not long ago.

Anchors in the game areas of major live broadcast platforms began to find various reasons to broadcast strange RPGs.

After all, to this day, the games produced by Taipingdao bring traffic and popularity in the game anchor circle.

No anchor will struggle with traffic and popularity. On the contrary, they think about how to gain popularity in every possible way.

It's just that when the anchors in various major game areas started to try out the strange RPG, they all became confused.

That's it?

It is a conventional fast-paced action ARPG game about killing monsters and acquiring equipment. The game is not hard-core at all, and there is no entry threshold requirement for high IQ.

This is indeed a strange RPG that is a surprise for the reformers.

But where does this strange RPG reflect abstract elements?

No!

Not at all!

After more than half an hour of live broadcast.

The anchors agreed that this strange RPG game is simply the Waterloo of the Pacific.

Teacher Ma: "Should I say it or not, this game is below the level of an old thief!"

Prostitute teacher: "No, what is the difference between this and other swiping games on the market?"

Bo Bo: "As a member of the Yellow Turban Army and a reformist, I feel a little disappointed!"

Dumb girl: "This surprise is not surprising at all..."

Players also have a scale in their minds that can tell whether a game is good or bad.

It’s also a surprise feedback.

The Cryptozoology Introductory Manual only costs 2 yuan, but it can shock players as much as a high-quality game.

But looking at the strange RPG, the price is quite high at 38 yuan, but the game is a product produced on an industrial assembly line.

The strange RPG smells like cheap fast food all over its body.

"This game sells for 38 yuan? Zinima - refund your money!"

"The products produced by Huang Tian must be high-quality. It's not easy to build this brand. Old thief, you can't make one mistake and end up regretting it for eternity!"

"It's over. This game is not abstract at all. I'm a bit disappointed..."

"Old thief, how dare you?"

Most players who experience strange RPGs for the first time.

He must be a true fan of Taiping Dao, and there are many loyal backbones of the Yellow Turban Army among them.

But even they, in front of this game, cannot praise it without conscience.

now.

Boss Yin is still spawning monsters crazily in the live broadcast room.

Blue outfit! Purple outfit!

Orange outfit! Red outfit!

Along the way.

The equipment series is getting better and better, the weapon skills are becoming more powerful, and the strength is improving more quickly.

None of this can bring him any happiness that is different from other games.

Boss Yin was on the castle map, spawning monsters, and complained helplessly:

"We've been playing for forty minutes, and that's it?"

"Old thief, you don't have any work to do, right?"

【Ding! 】

At this moment, the BOSS was successfully killed and dropped an orange-level equipment.

But the special thing is.

After Boss Yin stepped forward to pick it up, a prompt that never appeared appeared on the game page.

[Name: Wandering Singer’s Handheld Speaker]

[Part: Gloves]

[Introduction: Music is sometimes more important than attributes, believe in the power of music. A dynamic concert to boost morale]

"Well, that's interesting!"

Boss Yin became energetic and quickly clicked to view.