Chapter 286 It's only a Little Bit Away From Dying on the Spot~~

After watching the beautiful scene in the helicopter, Jiang Chen Shi Shiran left.

A little tired, find a place to rest.

Just came to the Pangu Hotel, the cafe inside, just to rest~~

"Hey, I only ran three orders in a day, I'm exhausted!"

Jiang Chen sighed: "I've been busy for an hour."

"Sure enough, working hard is not for me."

"It's more comfortable to drink coffee in a five-star hotel."

puff~~

The fashionably dressed, luxuriously dressed woman drinking coffee next to her almost spit out a sip of coffee.

Seeing Jiang Chen wearing an errand uniform, he actually swelled up to drink coffee at a five-star hotel, and even felt that he ran three orders a day and was still exhausted. Women doubt life!

He glanced at Jiang Chen with contempt.

A poor errand boy, so lazy?

Three orders, enough for you to have a cup of coffee?

(ˉ▽￣～)Cut~~

Today's young people, one by one~~

She took out her mobile phone and prepared to shoot a short video of Que Yin.

That's right, she, Xu Beili, is an Internet celebrity female anchor. Her daily job is to shoot videos + do live broadcasts.

Xu Beili is an inspirational sister, known as the "Queen of Que Yin!"

She just left the school, she has nothing, and she has struggled until now. She has a famous car and a house, and Que has eight million fans. She has struggled for everything.

Xu Beili has a very big brain, and she is very good at planning and marketing. In addition, she has a sweet voice and dares to think and act. It is really suitable for Queyin's marketing account.

Now, Xu Beili can earn more than 3 million a year!

Therefore, she especially despised Jiang Chen, a poor young man who was lazy, always wanted to live a refined life, but didn't want to struggle.

He glanced at Jiang Chen secretly.

Huh?

Xu Beili suddenly found out that this errand boy is quite handsome.

cut!

Even more contempt!

With such a handsome face, as long as you work hard, why can't you make money?

God reward the meal, don't eat it?

Xu Beili's eyes turned, and she came to her mind.

Suddenly, a bold idea crossed my mind~~

With the help of this little brother's appearance, as well as his lazy temperament, he likes a refined life, and the huge contrast, maybe he can create another "Che Guevara - someone from Zhou!"

Yup!

Once it starts, don't I just sit and collect the money, nice?

right!

That's it!

Xu Beili was excited.

The reason why she quickly became popular is not because she is very beautiful or has a special team behind the operation, but because she knows how to plan!

Many of her short videos have quickly become popular, making her fans explode, and advertisements keep coming.

Xu Beili was moved by her genius creativity!

I'm Xu Baili, what a genius! !

Awesome Klass! !

"Battery Terminator" Zhou, who just came out with those few golden sentences, became popular all over the Internet!

After being released from prison for the fourth time, all Internet celebrity companies are willing to sign him for 3 million.

Yes, make this handsome errand runner into another "Someone Zhou"!

If it can be done, of course it is awesome, but if it can't be done?

You didn't lose yourself, did you?

Xu Beili turned her eyes, turned on the live broadcast, and greeted the fans.

"Fans!"

"I'm Xu Beili!"

When the fans saw that Xu Beili was online, they were all excited~~

"I'm going, Queen Quyin is here! Stay out of the way!"

"What fun is there today? I've been waiting for you to update or broadcast live."

"Did you find something funny again?"

"Quick change!"

Xu Beili pretended to be mysterious and whispered: "Shh~~ everyone, don't be too loud, it will disturb my goal today!"

"Target?"

Fans are even more curious: "Queen Quyin, what's your goal?"

Xu Beili has spoofed many people before. Although it is a bit wicked, it is really funny to fans. The effect of the show is full, and many people like her tune.

Xu Beili lowered her voice: "Let me show you, today's goal!"

She secretly took a picture of Jiang Chen with her cell phone.

Fans, cut one by one~~

"An errand, what's the point of spoofing? Or was it interesting to spoof that lady last time!"

"And the scumbag from the five-star hotel, who was called by you to spoof his wife and beat the mistress on the spot."

"I want to see you play tricks and pretend to be a criminal. That part of the joke made me laugh."

"There are also poor petty-bourgeois couples who spoof no money but like a refined life, and they hide their faces and run away because of your spoof~~"

Seeing the fans disapproving one by one, Xu Beili smiled.

"I'll take a closer picture for you, so you can take a good look."

Xu Beili pretended to be casual, sat next to Jiang Chen, pretended to use the phone mirror to make up, and secretly photographed Jiang Chen's profile.

This time, the live room shook!

"I wiped it!"

"Yan Wang!"

"Unexpectedly, the errand brother is actually a male god!"

"This face value, I ate it!"

"

Hey, so handsome, does the queen plan to hook up with other people's little brothers? Old cows eat young grass, be careful of being struck by lightning! "

Xu Baili smiled proudly.

"Hehe, isn't this male god handsome? But, unfortunately, he's just an errand boy!"

Many fans were outraged.

"Also, he seems to be very lazy!"

Xu Beili smiled mysteriously: "He only ran 3 orders this day, so he ran to the hotel cafe when he was tired, had coffee, rested, and played with his mobile phone! Haha~~"

The fans were all incredible.

"Damn it! I move bricks for 8 hours a day, and I don't dare to shout tired."

"I didn't sleep last night, I was pulled by my boss to do a project, and I'm still persevering."

"This kid is really ~ he deserves to be poor!"

Xu Beili smiled and said: "So, today's show, the target is him! Watching I will make him a short video of the brain, if everyone thinks it's funny, just give me a thumbs up and retweet it. It's hot, I'll give everyone a lottery in the live broadcast room. , ten big red envelopes, each one thousand yuan in cash!"

"Oh oh oh!"

In the live broadcast room, the fans suddenly came to the spirit.

Xu Beili deliberately put the cell phone that she took candidly in her bag. There is a special hole in her bag, which can be installed and photographed without being discovered.

Then...

Start the routine Jiang Chen.

The goal is - to let Jiang Chen shoot a short video showing off his wealth without being aware of it, and post it on the Internet to make jokes and jokes.

Xu Beili sat next to Jiang Chen, with the demeanor of a mature royal sister, her hair was fluttered, Erlang's legs were raised, and she smiled~~

I think there are so many styles~

This kind of fledgling young man will definitely not be able to resist my sister-in-law, Xu Beili. He will immediately kneel under my pomegranate skirt and let me play with it, right?

hehe~~

Xu Beili sneered like a queen in her heart.

However...

Jiang Chen concentrated on playing games with Su Xiaoxiao.

Didn't notice her at all.

Xu Beili showed off her coquettish coquettishness for a long time on the side, but she didn't even get a look from Jiang Chen~~

In the live broadcast room, I burst out laughing~~ fresh

"Damn it! Why do I think that the queen is the most brainless?"

"Hahaha, Queen Bailey's large rollover scene!"

"People are not moved at all."

"Cough cough~~"

Xu Beili couldn't hold her face, she was stiff~~

mmp!

My dignified Queen Quyin, 8 million fans, 3 million Internet celebrities a year, so beautiful, you don't even look at me?

She glared at Jiang Chen, and lightly kicked Jiang Chen's foot.

Caught Jiang Chen's attention.

Who knows, Jiang Chen, who was wearing headphones and focused on playing games, was kicked by her, and immediately kicked back instinctively.

He kicked Xu Baili's calf.

Xu Beili covered her calf: "Pain!"

Distorted face!

Eyes wide open!

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

He, he dared to kick me?

In the live broadcast room, I laughed~

"Queen Quyin, flirting with Han, overturned!"

"Today, it went well, hahaha~~"

"You kicked the man, and the man gave you a kick, and the queen was ko!"

Xu Beili's face twitched with anger~~

My net worth is tens of millions, you are a poor boy running errands, how dare you ignore my charm and kick me?

snort!

She simply pulled Jiang Chen's earphones off.

Jiang Chen looked surprised, raised his head and said, "What's the matter? Auntie?"

Studio:"......"

Xu Baili: "..."

The psychological shadow area is huge!

puff~~

One of the waitresses next to me, saw the whole process, and laughed all over~~

In the live broadcast room, it exploded!

"Hahaha, the queen is called auntie!"

"Little brother, not only did I not want to talk to you, but I called you auntie!"

"Seek Queen Bailey's psychological shadow area."

"Unlimited!"

Xu Beili was furious: "Who do you call auntie? Ah, you child, are you polite?"

She was all confused by Jiang Chen's anger, and directly said "you child", but instead confirmed the correctness of Jiang Chen's calling her aunt.

In the live broadcast room, I laughed again.

"Why do you always tell the truth, child?"

"Auntie told you, you can't tell the truth! You child!"

Jiang Chen was dumbfounded.

He was having fun with Su Xiaoxiao, and he didn't know why Obasan, who looked very dusty, stood in front of him and seemed to be furious.

baffling.

Jiang Chen blinked: "What's wrong? Auntie?"

"Auntie?"

Xu Beili said angrily, "You, just now, kicked my leg! Do you know?"

Unreasonably stir up three points, the wicked will file a complaint first.

Xu Baili was deeply impressed.

Jiang Chen looked down at his uniform pants, there were some footprints: "Auntie, just now, it seems that you kicked me first, right? I reflexed."

"you!"

Xu Beili almost died of anger by Jiang Chen.

"However, I'm sorry."

Jiang Chen stood up and wanted to change his place: "Auntie, I'm a young man, and I should respect the old and love the young. This position is for you. I'll go over there and sit."

Xu Beili was only a little away from dying on the spot~~

Almost had a heart attack.

Called Auntie again! This time also said "respect the old and love the young"!

I, I'll beat your lungs!

Am I that old?

Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!

Xu Beili grabbed Jiang Chen, restrained her anger, and changed her smile.

"Young man, ah, little brother, do you want to be famous?"

Jiang Chen: "???"

Xu Beili persevered and seduced: "That is, do you want to become popular? I heard you talking to yourself just now, saying that you are too tired to run errands, you only have three jobs a day, so you don't want to do it, you have to run here to rest. , drink coffee.

I can help you become famous!

In the future, I won’t have to work so hard anymore. I will run errands and be exposed to the wind and the sun. Like me, sitting in a coffee shop and squatting at home can make a lot of money. Isn’t it delicious? "

After finishing speaking, Xu Beili put on the image of "meeting me, it's your luck", proudly folded her arms and looked down at Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen blinked, with a confused look on his face: "Auntie, what are you talking about? I don't understand."

"Pfft!"

Xu Beili fell to the ground, twitching~~

Feelings, you don't understand?

I said such profound knowledge about making money, but you don't understand the feelings?

Sure enough~~

No culture, it's terrible!

Xu Beili got up and wiped away the cold sweat.

Alas, blame myself for knowing too much!

My eyes see through too much! !

The whole society, how to make money, I understand too well.

This little brother is just handsome, but he is lazy, and he probably never went to college. How could he know about such a god-level operation that Qu Yin is famous for making money?

hehe~~

Xu Beili had to be patient and explain to Jiang Chen.

"you see me."

She pointed to herself proudly: "I don't have rich parents, I don't have a proud education, and I don't have any background, but now, I can earn 3 million a year from Que Yin's small video!"

Jiang Chen stared at Xu Beili for a long time~~

Xu Beili looks arrogant~~

excellent!

Worship me!

young people!

hahaha~~

who knows~~

Jiang Chen looked sympathetic, nodded and said: "Auntie, then you are really miserable! You only earn 3 million a year. That's enough for living expenses. Alas, life is not easy these days!"

Pfft!

Xu Beili landed on the ground face first, lying on the ground!

Throw your mouth and chew the mud!

tragic! !

In the live broadcast room, there was a burst of laughter.

"I wipe! The queen is coming, she is coming, she overturned!"

"3 million is enough for living expenses! You are miserable!"

"Queen Bailey, this wave of pretending to overturn the car, I was caught off guard!"

"Hahaha! This little brother is so funny. Even more funny than someone from Nanning Zhou!"

"I think he's pretending? How can an errand man look down on an internet celebrity with an annual income of 3 million?"