Chapter 190 Borrow some Clothes

"Ache."

On this cold autumn morning, Li Xiaoming felt a little uncomfortable and sneezed. Damn it, I haven't had a cold in more than ten years. Could it be that my body was damaged after sleepwalking?

It's right to think about it. After all, I am not a professional who cultivates the body. It's good that this half-naked body didn't freeze to death on the street in the autumn night.

"No, now I have to see two doctors." Li Xiaoming stood on the cold cement floor with his bare feet and walked towards home step by step.

Fortunately, there was no one else on the street in the early morning except for the sanitation workers who got up early and the occasional passing vehicle.

Otherwise it will be bad for your image if you tell me about it. After all, we are quite handsome, so we have to pay attention to our image.

He passed by a railing where clothes were being dried, stopped, and looked around to make sure there was no one there.

Embarrassedly, he moved a few steps forward, quickly took out a coat and put it on himself. "I'm sorry, it's too cold this morning. I don't want to catch a cold. I'll come back after I get home for a while."

Then he lowered his head and looked at his big red pants. He always felt that the top was naked and the bottom was bare. No, it should only be exposing his thighs, which was a bit cold.

"Oh, anyway, if I take one piece, I'll take it. If I take two pieces, I'll take it. I'll give it back after I take the pants back. Then I'll keep another 200 yuan."

Fortunately, the styles of the male owner are similar to Li Xiaoming's figure, so they fit fairly well.

Just as he was happily preparing to put on his pants, suddenly, the door on the street suddenly opened, and a child of seven or eight years old ran out in a panic. He looked like he had just woken up and was going to find a toilet to relieve himself. .

After draining the water comfortably, he was preparing to go home with drowsy eyes. At this time, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a wretched black figure, looking at him.

He seems to be still wearing pants. Why does he look so familiar wearing a green jacket? So I rubbed my eyes again to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.

The little boy screamed in surprise. Under the moonlight, Li Xiaoming's perverted appearance and his theft behavior made everyone scared.

"Mom and dad, come on, there's a thief here!" The naughty child shouted loudly to his family.

Li Xiaoming couldn't help but shook his head. He saw that this naughty kid had no sense of safety. When he encountered a cruel and tough stranger like himself, he dared to scream everywhere without fear of being slapped by someone who rushed up to him.

The correct approach at this time is to ignore it (pretend not to see it), then call the police afterwards, try to recover the losses and punish the bad guys severely.

"This is all a misunderstanding, kid. Stop yelling." Li Xiaoming held his pants in his hands, not knowing what to do.

Isn't this embarrassing? I stole someone's pants and was seen by someone. Oops, I won't be able to see anyone anymore.

How about killing people and silencing them? Forget it, it’s just a pair of pants.

Then the bright white light inside the room rang out, followed by the sound of rapid footsteps.

Li Xiaoming panicked a little, but he couldn't run with his pants halfway on.

Then a woman with disheveled hair appeared, and there was a tall and strong man next to her. Both of them looked sleepy, but they still hurried over when they heard the child's cry, for fear of encountering some danger.

The male host Ding Qing took a look and was like, Oh my god, there is a thief here. He actually broke into his house, but he looked very dangerous and there might be a murder weapon.

See, isn't this embarrassing? My wife and children are all in front of me, wherever you tell me to run, put my man’s face wherever you want! Moreover, if the other party’s crime process is exposed at this time, what should we do if we encounter retaliation afterwards?

"What's wrong, baby? What happened just now."

"Mom, someone stole our pants!"

The woman didn't care that much and didn't realize anything at all. She looked at her baby in a panic. Fortunately, nothing happened. When I turned around and saw Li Xiaoming, I couldn't help but feel a little funny. Are you wearing these pants or not?

"What does this brother do? Is it so leisurely to stay up late at night and come to someone's door to steal pants?" The man's tone was a little frightened, and he couldn't help but protect his wife and children from behind, with his tall and thin body in front.

"Don't get me wrong, friend, please listen to my explanation. This...I encountered a robbery, do you believe it?" Li Xiaoming scratched his hair and said seriously.

The people present were speechless, brother, are you kidding me? With your body type and your handsome appearance, no robber would get himself into trouble.

You must know that Taifang's crime rate is almost the lowest among all cities, because the people here are simple and honest, and people don't pick up lost items on the road. If something happens, the whole city will take action.

"Brother, if you have something to say, put down the pants in your hands first. Bah! No, just take the pants away. You don't have to give them back. We'll just pretend we haven't seen him before." The man still chose to compromise.

The woman next to her looked at the timid man with some displeasure, and then pinched his waist hard. "It's so embarrassing. He doesn't even look like a man."

The tall and lanky man is in trouble. You women want us to fight, right? The key point is that the opponent's body is full of muscles. If you punch a kid, I'm afraid he won't even let go of the big guy.

"Be quiet, haven't you seen what the other person looks like? He might be a murderer who just escaped from prison." The man whispered to his wife next to him.

After the woman heard these words, she suddenly came back to her senses and looked at Li Xiaoming's cold eyes. She was so frightened that she couldn't help but hug her son tightly. "What should we do? We saw his face."

Li Xiaoming was speechless. Why were these guys so scared? I probably don't look that cruel.

Then he looked at the bamboo pole that fell on the ground and helped to pick it up. It seemed even more dangerous in his hand.

The two people on the other side thought that they were just playing, and the other side picked up the murder weapon and seemed to be preparing to kill and silence them.

"Brother, let's go! We won't call the police. It's just a pair of pants, don't let it get to you." The man said tremblingly.

The woman said with a tearful voice: "Yes, brother, it's not easy for everyone."

The child in his arms felt a little strange. He glanced at Li Xiaoming with curious eyes. Although it was wrong to take off his pants, he didn't feel like a bad person. Then he looked at his horrified parents. What on earth is going on with the adults?

"No, this bamboo pole fell down, I will pick it up for you. Don't worry, I'm not a bad person. The reason just now is indeed a bit ridiculous. In fact, I am a homeless person who just picks up garbage everywhere. When the weather is too cold, I just take my pants and clothes. Warm it up, don’t you suggest it?”

Li Xiaoming obediently put the bamboo pole back, raised his hands, and didn't even pull up his pants to show that he was not in danger. I don’t know how to explain it again. I just said it casually and I don’t know if the other person believes it.

Li Xiaoming can't tell people that I went out on the street while sleepwalking and all my clothes were gone. Isn't this even more outrageous? Saying that you are a homeless person may lower your dignity a bit, but the other person may sympathize with you and show mercy to you.

After all, taking things without someone else's permission is a crime of theft. As a brother of a law enforcement officer, it's very embarrassing.

After Li Xiaoming went through some good and bad arguments, the other party finally reluctantly believed him. He was no longer afraid and overly excited, for fear that the next second would lead to a fight to the death.

Li Xiaoming patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, brother, I will return your pants and clothes to you when I get home."

The man had some pitiful replies: "Brother, you don't need to return your pants and clothes. It's so cold in autumn, and it's hard to just wear pants. I'll give them to you."

The woman next to him glanced at the man, then slapped it into his ear and whispered: "That jacket and those pants are both famous brands I bought online. They cost more than 100 yuan, so you just give them away like this." !”

At this time, the man proudly pushed his wife aside and said loudly: "Do you think you have any sympathy? My elder brother came to our door in such a cold weather to borrow a pair of pants, but you refused. How can you be so indifferent to others, don’t you think so, big brother?”

Li Xiaoming nodded at a loss, and then said: "Brother, don't worry, I still have to return my clothes and pants. I will still be paid a certain amount when I get home. Another thing is, don't mention this to others."

"Then don't worry, it's embarrassing to tell anyone. A man is looking for someone else's pants at 5 o'clock in the morning."

The man said it with great assurance, not knowing whether he was doing a last-ditch attack or not.

Xiao Ming bowed his hands. "Uh, by the way, brother hasn't asked you what your name is yet?"

The tall and thin man answered cheerfully: "My name is Liu Daochuan, and this is my wife Li Xiaoyan. That is my son Liu Shu." His tone was very enthusiastic.

Li Xiaoming said: "Oh, my Excellency Li Xiaoming, thank you for your help. I will repay my brother and sister-in-law again in two hours! Farewell."

The child in his arms couldn't help but imitate the gesture, making everyone on both sides laugh.

Before Li Xiaoming took two steps, he suddenly stopped, turned around and said, "By the way, brother, do you still have any shoes?"

Only then did the three of them notice Li Xiaoming's bare feet, walking on the cold cement floor. He must have walked a long way to get here, and they couldn't help but feel a little pitiful in their hearts.