After My Voice Was Eavesdropped, I Became the Favorite of the Imperial Court

Chapter 245 Hand over Your Feces and Urine Quickly

After everyone asked a round, they were silent for a while after confirming that there was no excrement.

The leader of the Tianmo Sect asked with a dark face: "Do you have any food on you?" 〗

Other evil cultivators replied.

〖I have, I have, I have spiritual wine and spiritual fruit, but...〗

〖But what? If you have something to say, say it quickly. 〗

〖Everyone is about to die, why are they still hesitant to speak? 〗

〖Do I still need to say this? As immortal cultivators, you should know the consequences of eating a large amount of spiritual wine and spiritual fruit. Those who are lucky will be promoted to the realm, and those who are unlucky will explode and die. Even if they are promoted to the realm at this time, it is not suitable, and people will be killed if they are disturbed. 〗

〖Damn, isn’t there any ordinary food? 〗

〖If you don’t eat food, how could you bring food in? 〗

〖Ah ah ah, I saw the golden door, but I can't get in. 〗

〖Where? 〗

〖It sucks a person in and then disappears. 〗

〖Who was sucked in? 〗

〖The Lord of the Rakshasa Palace. 〗

The face of the Palace Master of the Heavenly Demon Palace became even more ugly: "Uncle, Yu Guijia is so lucky."

He now particularly hopes that the core of the secret realm is more dangerous than here.

〖The golden door appears again. 〗

〖Who did it suck in? 〗

〖No one was sucked in, but a large group of people came out. 〗

〖Who is coming? 〗

〖Looking at their clothes, they are from the uncle’s family. 〗

〖Aren’t the people from the uncle’s family the same as the young master’s family? 〗

〖Ask them if anyone wants to poop? 〗

〖Uncle’s family, do any of you need to poop or pee? 〗

The uncle’s family coming out of Kinmen: “…”

What's happening here?

Just come out and ask them if they want to poop?

Or do you have any deeper meaning in saying this?

〖It doesn’t matter if no one wants to poop or pee. Can someone poop or pee? 〗

〖It doesn’t matter if you can’t poop or urinate. Ordinary food is fine. 〗

The seventh elder of Gong Bo's family was ashamed and asked the evil cultivator via voice transmission: "Excuse me, why do you have to poop and pee?" 〗

〖The young master Gongbo said that you cannot use spells and magic weapons to attack monsters here, otherwise more monsters will be awakened. She also said that the monsters here need feces and urine to deal with them. 〗

The people in the uncle's family looked happy.

〖Master Gongbo? Is he the young master of our family? 〗

〖She also came to the tenth floor? Then why didn't she join us before? 〗

〖Young Master, Young Master, where are you? 〗

The leader of the Tianmo Sect snorted coldly: "She left a mess for us and went to the core of the secret realm." 〗

The people in the uncle's family were stunned.

The seventh elder asked how to get to the core of the secret realm? 〗

〖This also requires the golden gate to transmit, but the golden gate only selects those who are destined. 〗

〖Now is not the time to chat, hurry up and find a way to poop and pee to deal with the monster, otherwise everyone will die here. 〗

The uncle's family looked ashamed.

They looked at each other: "Who wants to poop and pee?"

"We have all avoided the valley. Where can we get out?"

"Isn't there no valley avoidance during the foundation building period?"

"We haven't avoided the valley yet, but we have taken the grain-avoiding pill since entering the secret realm. There is no food in the stomach, so nothing can be pulled out."

"I..." Youdao's voice whispered: "I want to pay tribute."

The seventh elder and the others looked at the speaker: "Leave the palace? What palace are you leaving?"

Guangliu felt embarrassed to be stared at by everyone: "It's just to relieve myself."

"Relieve yourself?" The seventh elder and the others had not done such a thing for seven or eight thousand years, and they did not react for a moment.

Gu Ming: "..."

Guangliu was speechless: "Just shitting and peeing."

Everyone's eyes suddenly lit up.

“Do you have shit?”

"You want to pee?"

Guangliu nodded sheepishly: "I just ate too much, and I almost couldn't bear it anymore."

He was not used to eating grain-avoiding pills, so after learning that he was going to enter the secret realm, he ran to the city and bought a bunch of food that would last for two years.

After entering the secret realm, he wanted to relieve himself from time to time, and he didn't know how many times he was disliked by Jiang Xuan. Later, in order not to cause trouble and inconvenience to others, he switched to eating grain-avoiding pills. Occasionally, he would not eat some food secretly to satisfy his greed.

Everyone was very excited.

"Go quickly, go solve it quickly."

"Wait a minute, put it in something."

"It's convenient for you to find a private place to hide, and we'll protect you outside."

"I used to think that the young master brought you here to be a burden, but now I finally understand that the young master has good intentions."

Guangliu: "..."

The Seventh Elder sent a message to the evil cultivators: "We have shit and urine here." 〗

〖real? 〗

All the evil cultivators rejoiced.

〖Quickly, let him hand over his feces and urine. 〗

Seventh Elder: 〖Wait, he needs some time to pull him out. 〗

〖You have to protect him, it’s up to him to deal with the monsters now. 〗

〖Of course. 〗

The seventh elder used his spiritual consciousness to check the surrounding situation, pointed ahead and said: "There is a big tree hole twenty feet away, Guangliu, you can go there to relieve yourself."

"Okay." Guangliu walked in the direction he pointed.

The seventh elder ordered the people of the uncle's family: "Everyone, follow us."

Guang Liu walked a few steps and heard a bunch of footsteps behind him. He saw that everyone from the uncle's family was following him, so he said kindly: "You don't have to follow, right?"

"No, we want to ensure your safety."

Guangliu: "..."

Thousands of people followed him, which was more powerful than the emperor's show of respect.

It's actually pretty good, but he's afraid he won't be able to pull it out.

Fortunately, everyone stopped five feet away and created a barrier for him to make him less embarrassed.

After relieving themselves, the seventh elder and the others encountered another problem.

Everyone looked at the two large boxes of excrement and asked each other: "Who will use it to deal with the monster?"

Although the excrement was covered with a lid, there was still a faint smell.

Guangliu said awkwardly: "How about I go by myself?"

The seventh elder said angrily: "Can you fly? Are you able to escape the monster's attack?"

Guangliu: "..."

At this time, some evil cultivators urged: "People from Gong Bo's family, have you stopped yet?" 〗

〖I have been soaking in feces for long enough, and my intestines may have come out. 〗

〖If you don’t come, another person will die. 〗

The seventh elder replied: "Okay, okay, we are considering who will go." 〗

Jiang Xuan frowned and asked, "Can't you use magic to control the box? Then you don't have to hold it with your hands."

The Seventh Elder said: "Didn't you listen to the evil cultivator? You are not allowed to use magic."

"What about using a sword?"

"This... just in case, let's do as they say."

〖Do you still need to consider this? Of course, people with high cultivation level go there, so that they have a chance to survive and can get close to the monster without anyone noticing. 〗

With a swish sound, everyone looked at Gu Ming.

Gu Ming had been protecting them all the way. If it hadn't been for him, they wouldn't have been able to reach the tenth floor earlier than other decent monks, and they wouldn't have been able to find so many immortal grass materials.

Gu Ming: "..."

The seventh elder said cautiously: "Senior Gu, look..."

Gu Ming gave him a cold look.

The seventh elder shrank his head.

Gu Ming took a deep breath, and when he saw Mu Nanjin, he made sure to make her compensate him: "You go and lure the monster here."

"Okay."

The seventh elder smiled and informed everyone to lure the monster to this side. (End of chapter)

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