American Comics: This Guy Is Crazy

Chapter 309 The Raptor Squad Is Disbanded

Alan walked into the alley.

From time to time, he could smell a hint of corruption.

After all, placing trash cans in inconspicuous alleys improves the image of the city.

"Don't move!"

When he walked to a corner without surveillance, he was lucky enough to meet a robber.

The American characteristics are everywhere in any city.

In particular, inconspicuous city corners are a breeding ground for criminals.

Bang!

Alan turned around and looked at the robber who pointed a gun at him, and the metal box on his back hit the robber on the other side.

Hmm?

Alan, who didn't know why, turned around again subconsciously to observe.

Bang!

The metal box hit the remaining robber heavily again.

With sixty times the physical fitness, the metal box weighing two or three hundred kilograms seemed light in Alan's eyes, but the robber was an ordinary person, as if he was hit by a ruthless hammer and fell unconscious on the spot.

Allen kindly shook the robber with his foot: "Hey, you are not allowed to sleep here. There will be a police patrol later."

Unable to wake him up, Allen couldn't help but sigh: "I didn't expect that the customs of New York are not inferior to Gotham. They called me just to see their charming sleeping posture. I am not so perverted as a mental patient."

"Is it possible that you knocked them out."

Looking up slightly, Allen saw an acquaintance.

Batgirl was standing on the telephone pole, with a full moon behind her, and she was so impressive.

"Barbara, don't talk nonsense."

Then Allen tilted his head and asked: "Shouldn't you be with Dick?"

Batgirl rolled over and fell down handsomely, explaining: "Don't mention it, we broke up a long time ago."

Barbara didn't look sad at all, and it seemed that she had come out of the shadow of a broken heart.

Of course, American love values ​​are not ruled out. If you can get along, then get along. If not, forget it.

"At least you have loved each other."

Alan said sadly: "Unlike me, sometimes I fantasize about someone loving me."

"..."

Suddenly, a sad atmosphere lingered in her heart, and Barbara was speechless for a while.

Indeed, who would love a helpless mental patient? Some people only roll their eyes and are indifferent.

Once upon a time, she looked at Alan with a hint of disgust, thinking that he was different from normal people and was unwilling to get along with him.

After a long time without getting a response, Alan turned around silently and prepared to leave.

"Where are you going?" Barbara asked subconsciously.

"I don't know."

Alan smiled slightly and said sadly: "Let's find a corner that can be sheltered from the wind."

Hiss...

At that moment, Barbara felt her heart tightened, and she said reluctantly: "If you have no place to live, you can live in my house. There is an extra room."

Alan, who was facing away, smiled brightly on his face, and immediately returned to normal. He looked back with an embarrassed expression and said: "It's not good. I am a man living with you. Others will gossip, and I don't have money to pay the rent."

"It's okay, don't care about other people's eyes."

Saying that, Barbara stepped forward and took Alan's hand, comforting him: "I will pay for food and accommodation, just be the head of the family."

"Thank you so much, no one has ever been so good to me."

Alan's eyes were humble and grateful, and he looked like he couldn't let go, which really stimulated Barbara's maternal instinct. She vowed: "I will always treat you as a family member."

"Family!"

Acting skills are online.

With an excited expression, Alan's watery eyes seemed to be flashing with tears, and he was about to cry with emotion in the next second.

"Yes, family." Barbara nodded heavily and repeated.

Woo woo woo...

The atmosphere was right, and he had to cry to put an end to it.

Alan threw himself into her arms and sobbed, and Barbara reached out and patted her back to comfort her.

In fact, she pretended to cry with a sly smile, and said in her heart: "Little idiot, I'm with you."

Eat your food, live in your house, and play with your feelings, just ask if you are angry.

"What are you doing!?"

Suddenly, an angry questioning voice sounded.

Barbara hurriedly pushed Alan away, looking at the visitor with a slightly panicked look.

"Little Green."

Suddenly, Alan looked at the poison ivy girl Lillian, who had not seen her for a long time, with a confused face.

What day is today? Why did he meet acquaintances one after another.

It seems that the relationship between Barbara and Lillian is extraordinary.

It's not strange that they know each other. They all come from Gotham and have dealt with each other more than once.

However, Lillian's angry expression is as if he cheated on her.

Cuckolded!

In an instant, Allen suddenly realized and remembered an important information.

Poison Ivy is bisexual and ended up with Harley Quinn.

But the question is, why does Barbara look guilty? Could she be gay?

"Pamela, it's not what you think..."

Barbara was about to explain, but Allen interrupted her and said, "Little Green, you can't force feelings. Please respect each other."

Let the storm come more violently, hehe...

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

At the entrance of the alley, Harley Quinn, the Harley Quinn, walked over slowly, carrying a baseball bat on her shoulder, and looked like she was watching the fun and said, "Pamela, I reminded you that we are villains. How can we be married to heroes?"

Batgirl, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn.

These three female characters mixed together, Allen was surprised.

"Are you the Beast Squad?"

"Shut up, it's the Birds of Prey."

In DC comics, the only team composed of women is the Birds of Prey.

"almost."

In response to Harley's scolding, Allen said indifferently: "I am a beast, can I join your beast team?"

"Of course not."

Hallie pointed at Allen's lower body with a baseball bat and explained: "You are not a woman unless you have surgery."

Immediately, Allen said angrily: "How can you assume my gender? You are very politically incorrect."

"..."

Harry said arrogantly: "I won't do it if I say no."

"Alan is very pitiful. Why don't you let him join?" Barbara persuaded.

"Pamela, you saw it." Harley took the opportunity to sow discord.

Sure enough, women are very scheming and try to trick each other.

"I'd better go."

Allen's mood was low, and he said with tea, "My appearance has caused conflicts among you sisters, I shouldn't have appeared."

After that, she ran out of the alley with tears streaming down her face.

"If you don't let him join, I will quit."

Barbara made a decision resolutely, turned around and chased after him, shouting: "Alan, wait for me."

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn were left looking at each other, and they really couldn't believe that Barbara quit the Birds of Prey because of a man.

Wait for the two women to leave the alley.

The two robbers suddenly opened their eyes.

"Fortunately, I was smart enough to pretend to be dead. I was really unlucky to go out and meet the Shrew Squad."

"They are really vicious and often beat men severely."

In fact, the robber had already woken up, but he was afraid of the bad reputation of the Birds of Prey and did not dare to wake up, fearing that he would be beaten mercilessly.

Speaking of which, the Birds of Prey suddenly appeared in New York City in the past two months, fighting many gangs and quickly establishing their prestige.

Legend has it that only women who have been hurt by men are eligible to join them.

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