Chapter 256 Allen Meets a Fellow Human Being
"Purple sweet potato essence, don't leave."
In front of the public, Allen hugged Thanos' thigh and lay on the ground, letting him drag him along. He kept chattering in a mean voice: "Please join the Guardians of the Galaxy and conquer the stars and the sea together. "
As for who Thanos is?
Of course he is the future Thanos.
Thanos's current appearance belongs to his teenage years. He should have been expelled from Titan and accidentally wandered into the void.
Through Yondu's suggestion, he recruits idle bounty hunters near the tavern.
Thanos is so stubborn that Allen is targeting him.
"I'm not interested in finding someone else," Thanos said angrily.
"No, it would be great if we could have fun together."
Allen pressed his face against Thanos's boots and said coquettishly and seductively: "Purple Sweet Potato Spirit, how about I take you to find the infinite stones? Let's implement population planning."
Thanos stopped and said with blazing eyes: "If you want to recruit me, you must defeat me first."
"Damn it, you didn't tell me earlier."
As soon as Allen changed his humble look, he suddenly stood up and raised his hands, and solemnly said: "Wing Chun, Ip Man."
"..."
Thanos raised his fist and struck, shouting: "Die."
Bang!
Fight back with punches.
Click...
ah! ! !
Big fists bumped into small fists, and Anos clenched his fists in pain.
"Let me introduce myself. The most slutty man in the entire galaxy is me, Captain Allen of the Guardians of the Galaxy. You are welcome to join us." Allen said with excitement.
Nowadays, Thanos has not grown into middle-aged and fat Thanos. He is still tall and slender, and his face is not as delicate as his. The only thing that stands out is his purple skin.
Of course, the Eternals who settled on Titan have no purple-skinned cousins. They are obviously freaks mixed with abnormal genes.
Therefore, growing up in exclusion, Thanos appears to be withdrawn and prefers to conduct research alone.
And when he proposed that Titan's resources were about to be exhausted, they must be allocated rationally to deal with the crisis.
As a result, Thanos's proposal touched the interests of those in power and resulted in expulsion.
"You can join me if you want, but don't call me purple sweet potato spirit."
Anos stood up holding his right hand and said very seriously: "Please call me Thanos."
"Okay, Thanos."
"..."
At this moment, Yondu came with a big man.
Thanos is two meters tall, so this person is at least about two meters three, with slightly gray skin wrapped in huge muscles.
"Boss, Uxus is looking for a team. I think it's very good, so I'd like to introduce you." Yondu introduced the giant man beside him.
Allen's eyes widened in shock, and his nostrils widened.
Uxas, the future overlord of Apokolips, is also the familiar villain Darkseid.
The reason why Allen kept asking Thanos to join was because Hela had revealed a little bit of information intentionally or unintentionally.
But the problem was completely out of the scope of Darkseid's consideration.
"Captain, I am a bounty hunter from a remote galaxy. I hope to earn enough energy coins to buy a large water purification equipment for my hometown." Uxas said sincerely.
Uncle Da, you are pretending.
The demonoids on Apokolips don't need to drink water.
"Welcome to join. Let me introduce you. This is my newly recruited teammate Purple Sweet Potato Demon Thanos."
It's impossible for Allen to expose it in person, otherwise it wouldn't be fun.
As for why Darkseid ended up here, there must be some reasons.
There is a high probability that according to the bloody plot, the fight for power will fail and the person will be exiled from the universe.
Thanos and Darkseid looked at each other, like the sympathy between strong men.
There were no words for a moment, and they only communicated through their eyes.
"Hiss... I seem to see their laws, heaven and earth competing across time and space."
In Allen's eyes, it was like Thanos wearing the Infinity Gauntlet and Darkseid, who had mastered the Omega Effect, shaking hands and making peace.
"Hello, Thanos."
"Hello, Uxus."
The two looked at each other and smiled, officially joining Allen's team.
Until now, Allen finally realized how powerful the teammates Hela mentioned were.
At his peak, Thanos and Darkseid attacked Asgard together. How could God King Odin not hand him over?
Allen rolled up his sleeves, glanced at the non-existent watch, and suggested: "Let's all have a drink together to celebrate the founding of the Guardians of the Galaxy for two hours."
The captain suggested, and everyone naturally agreed.
As soon as they stepped into the tavern, the atmosphere was full of alcohol and smoke. Many bounty hunters looked at the four people and a butcher knife with unkind expressions.
However, considering the height of Nosus and Uxas, they immediately averted their attention and stopped provoking.
The land of nothingness pays attention to the law. You can fight in private, but you cannot use weapons, otherwise it will violate the rules set by the collector.
Allen's eyes kept scanning, as if he was looking for someone.
There was actually a Harley-Davidson parked in front of the pub, which was intriguing.
More than 600 years ago, the world is now in ancient times, and the first industrial revolution has not yet begun. How could Harley-Davidson motorcycles appear?
Finally, Allen's eyes locked on the burly man with a scruffy beard occupying a table alone in the corner.
Punish uncle! ?
The strong man wears black short-sleeves and has a white skull logo printed on his chest. There is no doubt that he is a mortal, a punisher who is as good as a god.
But the question is how did the Punisher appear here?
The time doesn't match up.
Moreover, Allen recalled, he was shocked to find that there was no trace of Frank the Punisher in the future timeline.
"Would you mind sharing a table?"
"random."
Facing Allen's inquiry, Frank raised his head and glanced slightly, drank the wine in his glass and prepared to stand up and leave.
"Frank Cassel." Allen asked tentatively.
The Punisher stopped when he was about to pick up his coat, cast a vigilant and cold gaze, and said, "I am on vacation and will not accept the bounty mission."
"Fellow fellow, I am also from the human world."
Allen said bluntly: "The skull on the chest is the Punisher's logo, and the Harley motorcycle at the door must be yours."
Frank shook his head lightly and said, "I think you got the wrong person. My nickname is Cosmic Ghost Rider."
"..."
This time it was Allen who looked confused.
It seems like the Punisher really doesn't ride a motorcycle.
From this point of view, the roles of Punisher and Ghost Rider overlap.
If you think carefully about the original timeline, the Undead Knight does not exist.
"Are you from the multiverse?" Alan asked tentatively.
Suddenly, the murderous intent flashed in Frank's eyes.
The other party really guessed that he did come from another universe, and when the universe was destroyed, he escaped from the current universe by chance and has been living an interstellar wandering life.
"Don't be nervous. There are not only multiverses in this world, but also multidimensional realms. There is nothing worth showing off." Allen said nonchalantly.
After all, Allen, who has seen big scenes, doesn't care where the other party comes from, he only wants to get Frank to join the gang.