Chapter 16 Three Major Illusions in Life

No matter what others asked, Zhao Min always shook his head. The aunt was unhappy. She pointed at Zhao Min and scolded: "You old Zhao, you are so great if you become a servant. You look down on others. I still insist on buying today. Hurry up and sell it." Give it to me! Sell it to me! I even tore up the factory director back then, but I am still afraid of you, a manor servant! Believe it or not, someone like you will be raped tomorrow!"

Zhao Min seemed to have been poked in some painful spot. He took off his identity card, stuffed it into his underwear pocket, and covered it tightly.

The minion card has less than half an hour left.

Zhao Min didn't want to lose this identity. He didn't want to go back to his humble self who was never noticed.

When the servant ID card was taken off, it was even worse. The few people who were still patrolling nearby also gathered around, pointed at Zhao Min and cursed: "Old Zhao, you old bastard, you sold it to me for 50 yuan yesterday. Pay me back for a tomato!"

"You, old man, have gone too far. You bullied my daughter because she is young and sold her a potato for 50 yuan. You are crazy about money!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;You don't want to buy from me, why are you complaining?" The aunt who wanted to tear Zhao Min apart before gave up and began to fight against the crowd.

The young man and girl next to him also helped Zhao Min to hold off the besieging crowd.

Zhuang Buyuan probably understood.

The aunt, the young man and the girl were Europeans and benefited from the output of the manor, while the others were Africans and gained nothing after eating.

Zhuang Buyuan did not expect that this would bring trouble to Zhao Min. He regretted a little and called out the manor master card, hesitating whether to dismiss Zhao Min.

Suddenly, Zhao Min seemed to feel something. He suddenly turned around and showed a surprised smile to Zhuang Buyuan: "Master of the Manor..."

Then his voice suddenly dropped an octave. He lowered his head, then raised his head expectantly, and said, "Aren't you going to sell your output today..."

Although the servant card represents the identity, it is only complete when executing the orders of the manor owner. It is like the difference between real power and virtual title. The former is power, and the latter is just reputation.

Zhao Min loved the bossy feeling when buying and selling by force. It seemed that the whole world had to listen to him. Only at this moment did he feel that he was the master of the world.

Even if there are so many troubles, even if he will be chased and intercepted, Zhao Min still wants to be noticed, even if it is only for the last half hour...

"Uh..." Zhuang Buyuan was confused. He looked at Zhao Min's expectant eyes, then looked at the people around him, and said: "Then... sell it, sell it again, we agreed, this time Don't buy or sell by force, whoever wants to buy it... uh... it's up to you!"

Mr. Zhao just likes the feeling of buying and selling by force!

"Okay, Lord of the Manor!" Zhao Min stood up excitedly, ran into the manor, and took out a big basket. Those who didn't want to buy it turned around and ran away, for fear of being dragged into buying, while those who wanted to buy quickly Surrounded them.

The aunt who bought the tomatoes ran away happily, leaving Zhuang Buyuan with no chance to hold her back and ask her what happened. Fortunately, the handsome young man and pretty girl next to her came over.

"Ah, you are the owner of the manor, right? Did the chili I bought come from your manor?" The girl looked at Zhuang Buyuan curiously and asked.

"Uh, can I ask you what happened?" Zhuang Buyuan asked. Anyway, he only felt more comfortable after eating so many tomatoes.

"It's not me, it's my Xiaowei... Xiaowei became more and more handsome after eating the peppers from your manor." The girl said, "Did you see a video on the Internet yesterday? It went viral on the Internet today. "

Then the girl handed over the phone, and Zhuang Buyuan discovered that this was a barrage video site, and the video was called "My Serena Williams Transformed"!

A dense barrage floated above the video: "High energy ahead!"

"I want to transform too!"

"Up has great special effects!"

"Girl Rice is not only good at dancing, she can also do special effects!"

"No, maybe the rice girl has found a boyfriend who can do special effects!"

"What level of special effects is this! Girl rice, I'm going to kneel down for you!"

Zhuang Buyuan tried hard to distinguish in the barrage, and then he saw that Xiaowei... was a gray dog.

A native dog who likes chili peppers?

In the video, the girl waved to the native dog and fed it sliced ​​chili peppers: "Serena, come here quickly! Dip your favorite chili in teriyaki sauce!"

Zhuang Buyuan grinned, this dog's taste is really strong.

The native dog rolled its tongue and swallowed the pepper. Then he suddenly burped and his short hair shook like waves.

At that moment, the color of the native dog's coat changed. Among the earthy yellow, there were suddenly a few white spots.

"Look, look, it's transformed!"

"Don't look at me as a dog now, but my previous name was Teacher Cat!"

The local dog Xiaowei ate another piece and was shocked again. The color of his fur suddenly turned half gray and half white.

"It's changed again. I'm actually the King of Beasts - the White Tiger!"

Ate another piece.

"It has changed again! The ears have also become pointed. Oh my god, this is really the same dog just now! It has become so beautiful now!"

"It's changed again, Lord UP, I beg you, how did you do this special effect? ​​Or is this actually stop-motion animation?"

Someone else scolded below: "Unscrupulous UP owner, dyeing a dog's hair is animal cruelty!"

Others are shouting: "I hope that the UP master will also eat a piece! I hope to see the UP master become white!"

Zhuang Buyuan glanced at the girl, who blushed and said, "No, I can't eat chili! It will cause acne!"

In this way, after eating the whole chili pepper, only the head of the local dog Xiaowei was still a little gray, and the body turned into a snow-white color. Serena looked down at her body and suddenly jumped around in excitement.

"Look, I think Serena is actually very happy, so I want to turn Serena into all white..." The girl said, "The peppers in your manor are so amazing. Can I ask how it was done? ?”

"You know the most popular epigenetics in the biological field right now. The acquired environment can affect the expression of genes. The gene that controls dog coat color will also be affected. The output of my manor has been cultivated through ultra-high technology. Optimize the expression of genes, blah blah blah..." Zhuang Buyuan rambled for a long time and said, "Generally speaking, eating it will not cause such big changes to the body. This dog of yours is..."

European dog...

Zhuang Buyuan sighed and asked the young man next to him, "What changes happened to you after eating it?"

"Well, I play basketball. I rarely get to play recently because I'm not tall enough..." the handsome young man said excitedly, "I grew two centimeters taller after eating the potatoes from your manor!"

Zhuang Buyuan raised his head and glanced at him. He was a little taller than Zhuang Buyuan, but not much.

As if he knew what Zhuang Buyuan was thinking, the young man scratched his head and said: "The height requirements of the women's basketball team are not that exaggerated..."

Women's...women's basketball?

Zhuang Buyuan looked the young man up and down hard again... no, a female man, and then took two more potatoes from Zhao Min and handed them over: "Eat more, maybe you can grow something else..."

"I...I'm very poor, I don't have money to buy so much..." the female man said embarrassedly.

"Don't worry, I gave it to you." Big sister, my brother can only help you so far.

At this moment, Zhuang Buyuan's cell phone rang again, and the courier boy cried: "You...where have you been? I...I'm lost again, take me out quickly!"

I forgot the courier guy again!

Zhuang Buyuan sent the courier boy away and went straight to the kitchen. He stuffed several tomatoes into his mouth, walked to the mirror, looked at it, compared it, and then unzipped his pants to take a look.

There are three major illusions in life.

I'm very European.

I can become handsome.

I can still grow taller.

"Forget it, I'm the owner of the manor anyway, so it doesn't matter how much I eat!" Zhuang Buyuan comforted himself, saying that if you eat too much, you will become European.