Chapter 887 I Lied to You, I Was Raised by You!

With the intervention of the fat man, the funeral was finally organized in an orderly manner, the mournful music from the loudspeaker was played, and everyone who came to help knew what they were responsible for;

The fat man was originally born as Mr. Bai Shi, and these things were his previous profession. Now he is naturally able to do them with ease, and he can give some rules for every taboo and every point. Although in today's society, even in rural areas, people are really superstitious. There were not many people, but the majority of people had the mentality of rather trusting the fat man than trusting him at all, so everyone was "bluffed" into believing it. Some old men and women even deliberately tried to start a relationship with the fat man. It is also self-evident.

Furthermore, maybe there is a little bit of guilt in my heart. The fat man went to such great lengths to organize this funeral with the intention of making amends. After all, after all, he really did what he said, "I will not die even if I'm afraid of death." "Rescue" thing.

However, this guilt is actually nothing, just like the old firefighter could only watch the fire devour his son;

You are not actually God,

As the saying goes, one person achieves enlightenment and a chicken or a dog ascends to heaven, which is not suitable for the audience. On the contrary, since you have fallen into hell, you can easily drag your whole family to be buried with you. This has to be said to be a kind of black irony. , the treatment of radio listeners is still not comparable to that of civil servants, and family members and relatives really cannot benefit from it.

Su Bai and Xie Zhen seemed a little embarrassed at this time. They were following Fatty. Fatty was too embarrassed to order them to help with anything, so they simply ordered two cups of black tea at the farmhouse next door. And a plate of melon seeds.

Across the river is the Big Buddha. It’s quite interesting to sit here and knock melon seeds and drink tea while looking at the Big Buddha. There are stone steps up and down on both sides of the Big Buddha. There are many tourists, and the queue is almost full. The whole queue moves at a turtle speed. It's moving. A visit to the Big Buddha may take much longer than waiting in line for a ride at Shanghai Disneyland.

"Will you call us to eat later?" Xie Xun suddenly asked while munching melon seeds, "The more I eat these melon seeds, the more hungry I feel."

"Go and tell Fatty how many dishes you want to order, and ask the chefs to cook them specially for you." Su Bai glanced at him in explanation.

"Hey, this is boring. Didn't you ask me to ask for a beating?"

"You know it yourself, don't worry, Fatty won't forget us." Su Bai didn't say a word, although we didn't seem to do anything when we came.

At this time, a taxi came over with several foreigners. The foreigners probably discovered that a funeral was being held here when they were visiting the scenic spot on the other side. They were very curious about the customs and customs in rural China, so they took a taxi and took a long way around to have a look. , and took photos very enthusiastically with the camera.

"Foreigners are also very busy." Xie Zhen stretched, "By the way, you and Fatty have gained a lot from entering the story world this time."

"Haha, luck."

"Your answer is like I'm borrowing money from you." Jie Zhen smiled.

At this moment, the fat man who had been busy for a while came over here, grabbed some melon seeds, kneaded them in his hands, and said, "You two go to the scenic spot opposite. I know a friend who is the director of the scenic spot. , no admission fee is required.”

Su Bai and Xie Zhen didn't know how to answer the call. If they wanted to go, they could just walk across the river. Even if they wanted to stand on the top of the Buddha's head and dance, no one could stop them.

The fat man seemed to see what they were thinking, and sighed, "When visiting scenic spots and historical sites, you have to adjust your mentality. Isn't it nice to be an ordinary person and get a free ticket to visit?"

"Are you okay?" Su Bai noticed something was wrong with the fat man. He seemed to be more cheerful than when he came in the car just now.

"Managers will come over soon to stop and warn about the funeral. At that time, I may have to leave them to come and kowtow to my aunt. My aunt has lived a cautious life all her life. Now that she is gone, I have to let her go. Take a more scenic walk."

Only then did Su Bai and Xie Zhen realize that Fatty wanted to do something outrageous, and he didn't want to implicate the two of them with the cause and effect. Of course, the cause and effect was definitely not as big as Su Bai's previous murder of the audience, but Fatty wanted to take full responsibility for it.

Su Bai also knew that it was not appropriate for him to say passionate words like "it's all friends who bear the burden" at this time. It was estimated that the fat man's real purpose was to pay a price and receive some punishment for his aunt, so that he could feel better.

"Okay, let's go shopping as ordinary people and visit this giant Buddha." Su Bai stood up and said.

Xie Zhen also stood up. Since Su Bai was not going to join in the fun, there was no need for him to say anything else and just went to drive the car out.

"Have fun." Fatty shouted to Su Bai who got into the car.

"You too." Su Bai closed the car door.

"I'm a little tired. I said, you don't really want to go into the scenic spot and walk around slowly like those people." Xie Zhen continued while driving, "There is indeed a lot to see the scenic spots from the perspective of an ordinary person. I mean it in a big way, but from an ordinary person’s perspective, I think if I were to line up next to someone in a line, I would be depressed.”

"Okay, let's just buy tickets for the cruise and take the cruise to see what's going on outside."

"Haha." Xie Zhen was obviously satisfied.

When the car came out of Sun Island and drove around in a circle to the other side, Xie Zhen rolled down the window and pointed to the street on the right: "Grandma Ye Lengchuan, it seems to be quite famous in Leshan, would you like to try it?"

"I still like to eat hot pot, and I also think you might not be used to cold skewers."

"Okay, let's go on the boat for a walk first, and I'll try it when I get back."

The ferry ticket cost 70 yuan per person. Su Bai didn't have any cash with him, and the ferry port seemed to be afraid of trouble. There was a sign with Alipay and WeChat with a big red cross on it, so he finally paid for the ticket.

"From an ordinary person's perspective, you owe me seventy."

"Is your head broken?" Su Bai couldn't help but laugh, "It feels like you suddenly became a little abnormal."

"It's the idea, the idea."

The two got on the boat and followed the ladder to the second floor. Most of the tourists were on the second floor because later the cruise ship would specially drive to a position facing the Big Buddha so that tourists could take pictures.

But obviously, although Su Bai and Xie Chen were "driven" out by the fat man to wander around, they were really not so down-to-earth that they kept taking photos with their phones like the tourists around them, even if they were not The audience probably wouldn't be like this based on their character.

"This is a matter of philosophy." Xie Zhen continued what he had just said, "Nothing has an absolutely pure entity, just like many simple substances in chemistry. They cannot exist as pure entities under natural conditions. Yes, it needs to be purified and prepared in the laboratory.

The same goes for people. There is no completely relaxed person in this world, unless he is a fool. If you have been a rich second generation, you should also know that people at any level will have their own troubles. An ordinary tramp Although heaven and earth can make a bed, he cannot enjoy high-end hotels and other life that require high consumption to support him.

No one with a normal enterprising spirit will ever be in a completely pure state..."

Su Bai originally planned to interrupt Xie Zhen's words because he felt that Xie Zhen was a bit "nonsense", but soon Su Bai discovered that something was wrong. Xie Zhen seemed to have entered a kind of stimulation. The state of "enlightenment".

Hey, is this Buddha so smart?

There was no way. Although Su Bai's relationship with Xie Zhen was not as deep as that with Fatty Monk and the others, in short, they had helped him. Since the other party was in this state, he was too embarrassed to interrupt, so he could only act as a listener beside him. , in line with Xie Zhen's "explanation", many nearby tourists cast strange looks at Xie Zhen, obviously feeling that there seemed to be something wrong with the head of this man who started talking about some inexplicable philosophy of life as soon as he got on the cruise ship.

The more Su Bai listened, the more he understood. The main enhancement of Jie Zhen was illusion, and the most basic element of constructing an illusion was to create an illusion that was enough to pierce the target's mental defenses with fakes and real ones. Jie Zhen's words were actually full of a sense of opposition. The deeper enlightenment and enlightenment of human nature, or in other words, it is no longer purely human nature, but gradually becomes bigger, a bit similar to the world view.

At this time, the cruise ship had arrived directly opposite the Giant Buddha. Tourists around him began to take pictures excitedly. Xie Zhen's speech also began to slow down, but his eyes seemed to be getting brighter and brighter. In the end, After he finished speaking, he breathed a long sigh of relief, picked up the mineral water of a female tourist who was taking photos next to him and took two big sips.

"Enlightened by the Enlightenment, Enlightenment by the Enlightenment." After saying this, Xie Zhen actually bowed to the Buddha, as if he was thanking the Buddha for his advice.

Su Bai shook his head speechlessly, and suddenly said on a whim, "Come, help me take a photo with your great benefactor, oh no, help me take a photo with your great benefactor."

"You're a zombie. If you take a photo with the Giant Buddha so close, aren't you afraid that he will slap you to death?" Although Jie Zhen made a joke, he still picked up his phone and pointed the camera at Su Bai, and at the same time, the distant view also included the Giant Buddha.

Su Bai leaned sideways on the railing casually, but suddenly, there were screams of terror from the tourists on the cruise ship, and there were also screams from the tourists at the Giant Buddha Scenic Area on the shore not far away. Voice,

Xie Zhen, who was looking at the camera on his mobile phone, saw the Leshan Giant Buddha behind him "weirdly" raising his palm. As the rocks fell, the Buddha's hand stretched out and patted the boat here.

"Su Bai, you..." Jie Zhen moved his phone and pointed it behind Su Bai.

Su Bai calmly took out a cigarette, lit it, and said: "Come on, you just realized it and started experimenting on me, right? But your illusion is quite realistic. If I hadn't known it was you, of…………"

"I didn't do it, it's true. I lied to you, I was raised by you!" Jie Zhen shouted directly. He knew that Su Bai would never believe it if he didn't say such cruel words at this time.

"..." Su Bai.