Chapter 146 I Really Didn’t Mean It, I Just Had an Itchy Scalp (5K Small Chapter)

svenskeren quickly withdrew his nostalgic gaze.

Although he could see the three red wolves shaking their butts sexily at him, he still didn't dare to enter.

Victor, who is in the middle of his own side, still has no way to have line control against Karma until he is equipped with level equipment.

Not to mention the bottom lane.

The hero Han Bing is a lane tyrant.

But fortunately, he was promoted to level three after eating half of the jungle.

As TSM's early rhythm engine, svenskeren must find something to do.

At this point in time, the blind monk had just returned home, and there was no need to think about being counter-crouched.

Both the middle and lower lanes are pressing the line. The only thing to do is to find the safest line that can produce the best gank effect.

Lulu and Ezreal on our bottom lane have no skills to keep people alive, and the two heroes Han Bing and Nami are very disgusting when it comes to pulling.

Moreover, the vision protection in the bottom lane will definitely be better. In addition, the bottom lane is a two-person lane. Every additional person will increase the risk of the game.

Without BUFF, the success rate of ganking in the bottom lane is very low, and it is very likely that he will not be able to use the skills of another summoner on the opposite side.

So for svenskeren at this time, ganking Karma in the middle is undoubtedly the best choice.

Although there is basically no possibility of catching Karma to death, it is still not a big problem if he uses a flash.

Just as svenskeren was about to leave, Han Bing suddenly sent a searchlight towards TSM's jungle area, directly illuminating the pig girl.

And the Snake Team obviously saw the pig girl moving towards the middle. Kalma, who was still pressing the line just now, immediately started to retreat.

svenskeren was a little annoyed. The hero Han Bing was simply the most disgusting hero for junglers.

At this moment, svenskeren was confused, but then he had an idea and turned around and ran directly towards the bottom lane.

Ice's E skill CD is very long.

Generally speaking, only when the opponent's jungle movement is uncertain, the E skill will be used to explore a field of vision.

But his position is actually very easy for the Snakes to guess.

Because he has no place to go and can only be in the lower half of the jungle.

In this case, why did Hanbing put this searchlight up?

There is only one answer, and that is that the view from the bottom lane has disappeared!

The Snake team's bottom lane couldn't guarantee the safety of their line without vision, so they had to use their E skills to see Pig Girl's movements to avoid being ganked by Pig Girl during the vacuum period when their vision disappeared.

After figuring this out, svenskeren ran directly towards the bottom lane.

In the commentary box, Wang Duoduo became a little nervous as he watched the Pig girl change direction and rush to the bottom lane, while the Snake team was still unaware of the bottom lane.

"Svenskeren chose to change the route very wisely. Judging from the positions of Crystal Brother and Hudie, he probably didn't notice Pig Girl's movements!"

Wu State nodded and analyzed:

"Yes, the bottom lane of the Snake team relaxed their vigilance after seeing Pig Girl's position. Svenskeren took advantage of this... Pig Girl has arrived at the triangular grass in the river! Did the Snake team realize it? !”

In the snake player's seat, Brother Crystal saw Pig Girl suddenly coming out from behind, and couldn't help shouting:

"I'm so stupid, here comes the white-skinned pig!"

Brother Crystal wanted to retreat, but the white-skinned pig hit him in the chest.

Nami threw the bathtub out and wanted to invite Xiao Huangmao to take a bath, but Xiao Huangmao obviously didn't take a bath all the time like Uzi, so an E skill chose to jump in the face!

Lulu's deceleration hit Han Bing, and just as the three of them were about to focus their fire to kill him, a TP suddenly lit up!

Bilson shouted anxiously.

"This is not the mid laner's TP, this is Kled's TP!!"

But when he saw the ice caught in the bottom lane, he obviously didn't want to give up. Svenskeren shouted:

"Can you T, can you T?"

"I can't, I can only hold Karma back! We can't even fight if we get down together!!"

For Bjergsen, preventing Kalma from TPing is already the best he can do, and it is also the most useful thing for the entire team.

At this time, Victor and Karma's team-playing abilities are not at the same level at all!

If he and Karma go to support the TP bottom lane at the same time, the results will only be worse!

Hearing Bilson's words, svenskeren glanced unwillingly to purify and remove the ice that turned Lulu into a sheep.

In fact, if you want to chase, this wave can really kill.

But the problem is that if they want to continue chasing and killing the ice, Kled must have landed long ago. Can they still leave?

Although Kled on the road is only level 5 and not yet level 6, even so, Kled's combat capabilities in the early stage are very terrifying.

"Forget it, playing a purification is already very profitable."

Hearing Brother Ghost's words, Svenskeren sighed and could only look back.

The TP on the road also disappeared and was obviously cancelled.

At the commentary table, Wang Duoduo said:

"Black used a TP to dissuade TSM's attack on the bottom lane. However, this wave was a bit of a loss for the Snakes. Hanbing handed over Purge and also handed over a TP in the top lane."

Wu State nodded and said:

"But there's nothing we can do about it. If Han Bing dies this time, the Snakes' bottom lane advantage will be gone. The current situation can only be said to be that TSM's top lane has gone from unplayable to playable..."

Halfway through Wu State's words, his eyes suddenly opened wide!

"Hey! What's going on! Still can't play!!"

Even Rita lost her half-dead tone and her voice became a bit sharper.

"What's going on? Solo kill on the road?! Isn't Kled in TP!!!"

The director obviously didn't expect that there would be a solo kill on the road. When the camera moved over, the wine barrel was already lying on the cold floor with a big belly.

In the live broadcast room, the screen was full of question marks.

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【ah? what's the situation? 】

[No, you went too far by hacking me. Can TP still kill people? 】

[It’s broken, now the stone hammer is open. 】

【What's on? It's not off but it's on? ! 】

[How on earth did Gouba get killed? Where was Shabi director Bonima? 】

Fortunately, the director immediately played the replay.

In the screen, Kled is still standing under the tower TP.

Liquor obviously received the message from his teammates and walked over to see where Kled was.

After seeing that Kled was very far back, Hauntzer knew that it was impossible to use E to interrupt Kled in this position, but Hauntzer obviously wanted to do something for his teammates, reduce the pressure on his teammates, and wanted to go as far as possible. Throw a bucket to drain Kled's health.

But the moment the barrel rolled out, Kled suddenly canceled TP.

And at the same time, he handed over Flash directly!

The E skill battle rushed towards the wine barrel that had not yet reacted!

And the most terrible thing is that in order to throw Q at this extreme distance, Wine Barrel even carried the tower twice!

Kled's damage is already very high, and coupled with the damage from the defensive tower, the barrel is directly regarded as residual health.

Kled hung up the flying pig trap, and the second E was interspersed with a few bang bang bangs to draw the A, directly hacking the barrel to death!

"Wow!" Looking at the solo kill on the top lane, Wushu sighed with emotion, "Balck's ability to seize opportunities is really strong!"

Rita nodded and echoed: "He is really decisive!"

"I think Kled is a hero that is really suitable for black," Wang Duoduo said with a smile. "When you play Kled, you have to have such a strong temper. I have to fight you when I get online. If you don't win, I'll keep fighting. If I win, I'll wait for you. Go online and keep working!”

In the live broadcast room, watching TSM's top laner being single-killed again, the barrage finally stopped.

[Classic drinking makes things worse. 】

[Hauntzer: No, buddy, if you play games like this, it makes me look stupid! 】

[To be honest, I also have the hero Kled. 】

[Looking at it, I lit a cigarette silently. I smoked half and Feng smoked half. I thought Feng must have his own troubles, but if Feng had troubles, why would he smoke my cigarette? So I started having convulsions. 】

[Wine Barrel: Take a look. Kled: What are you looking at? Liquor Barrel: What are you doing? Skaar: Fuck him! Kill him! Black Out: The killing line has arrived. 】

[No brother, just take a look and don’t show it? I just want to see if you have TP so that I can replenish my troops safely. 】

TSM player seats.

Knight Beast sent a question mark to the road.

"I'm not a buddy, what's going on on the road? Can I be killed alone?"

Hauntzer's face felt a little hot.

This wave was indeed his mistake, as he took the damage from the defensive tower twice, but the top order on the opposite side was too swollen, and he even flashed up and rushed forward after a disagreement.

Isn’t flashing this thing free of charge?

The knight's mentality is obviously on the verge of exploding.

But he apparently didn't know that his torture had just begun.

Kled, who had reached level six, pressed Recall. Clicked on TSM's jungle area.

"Sofm, take advantage of him, I'm going to be big this time!"

Hearing Song Wen's words, the posture was greatly shocked.

"It's not Brother Wen. You're not a human being. You have to rebel against the wild guy in the bottom lane!"

"Damn it, if you say you want to stir-fry a white-skinned pig, you must stir-fry a white-skinned pig. I'm going to kill him today! You go on the road to mend the line."

English commentary seats.

Seeing that Kled, who had returned to the city to resupply, did not choose to return to the top lane, but walked toward the middle lane. However, Karma, who returned to the city later, changed lanes and went to the top lane. Everyone was a little puzzled.

"Having gained such a big advantage on the top lane, are the Snakes going to make a proactive lane change now?"

"This behavior is a bit unbelievable. Karma can indeed suppress the underdeveloped Keg in the top lane, but if Kled wants to face Viktor in the middle lane, don't you feel that there is no pressure on Viktor?"

And with Song Wen's two climaxes, Maomao obviously entered the exciting mid-blowing mode again.

"Black must have his reasons for doing this."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Kled stopped directly behind his own defensive tower in the middle, and did not choose to remove the line.

The blind monk on the other side has already entered TSM's jungle area.

Han Bing shined another searchlight into TSM's jungle area, shining on the pig girl who was heading towards the red BUFF.

After seeing his position illuminated, the knight reacted immediately and quickly said:

"Look at me, I feel like the blind monk is definitely going to rebel against me."

At this time, Pig Girl is only at level four after gaining some experience.

If the blind monk continues to invade the counter jungle without thinking, then this game will be unplayable at all.

Bilson, who had just come out of the spring after returning home, rushed towards the wild area and said:

"It doesn't matter, you can fight. I'm here. We can get to the bottom lane faster than the other side. If the blind monk dares to come, he will bring a big wave of rhythm to them."

After receiving Bilson's assurance, the knight beast hit the red BUFF, but he was still worried and gave a scout guard to the grass through the wall.

This eye directly inserts a Tianyin wave!

At the same time, a sound like a roaring wind came from everyone's headphones.

"Chaaaaarge! - Charge!!"

When he heard Kled turning up the sound effects, the knight even immediately cut the screen to take a look at the road!

But after not seeing Kled's shadow on the road, the knight's heart skipped a beat when he saw that the path of Kled's ultimate move was right in front of his face!

"Why is Kled here!!"

He shouted and controlled Pig Girl to run away through the wall.

But sofm had obviously anticipated Pig Girl's intention, and stuck tightly to the wall on the right side. As long as Pig Girl dared to hit her, she would have no choice but to hit him in his arms.

The Knight Beast had no choice but to hand over the Q skill downwards, hoping to join Victor who came to support him as soon as possible.

But Victor has three hands, not three legs. How can a big lizard run fast!

Kled rushed over like a mad dog!

"Balck! Black came to the middle to cooperate with the blind monk in the counterattack! Svenskeren obviously didn't expect this! Kled threw the zipline pig trap, once again locking the throat of svenskeren's fate! svenskeren's flash had not yet turned. Okay! Run! Run! The pig trap just pulled Pig Girl back, where are you going!!"

Seeing the pig girl die tragically in front of his eyes, Victor, who had just dared to come, ran away.

In the live broadcast room, the barrage was completely boiling.

[Bengbu is here, the stateless analogy is so illustrative, what the hell is the zipline pig catcher? 】

[Hahaha, svenskeren is like a pig girl, she is really hacked into raising pigs in the wild area. 】

[I am very satisfied with your stir-fried white pork belly. I hope you can make a braised one next time. 】

[Poor svenskeren was targeted by hackers. 】

[Svenskeren won’t take a shower, will he? 】

TSM player seats.

svenskeren was obviously a little delirious.

"Fafafafafafafa!!!"

If the audience hadn't been able to hear the player's voice, they might have thought that svenskeren was possessed by the gesture.

"Why is he here, why!"

Now, he could only sit in the player's seat, helpless and furious, watching helplessly as the blind monk finished eating his lower half, and then ran to fight the dragon.

The good news is that level 4 pig girls resurrect very quickly.

After resurrecting, svenskeren planned to take advantage of the time when the blind monk took the dragon to quickly clear his upper half of the jungle.

But as soon as he arrived at the location of the three wolves, he heard Bilson say:

"Kled is gone."

Kled has already released Tiamat, and even when facing Viktor, his wave clearing ability is not weak at all.

At the same time, top laner Hauntzer also reminded:

"Karma is gone too."

There is no fun in laning between Barrel and Karma.

Although facing Karma will not be as stressful as facing Song Wen's Kled, who will explode at a glance, fighting Karma is also a very torturous matchup.

Not to mention owning the line rights.

The knight beast wanted to bite the bullet and eat the three wolves, but saw that Kled and Karma were already outflanking them from both sides.

"Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it!"

Hauntzer glanced at the insane svenskeren and said softly:

"Do you want to go on the road to gain experience?"

English commentary desk.

Seeing Kled directly treating TSM's jungle as his home, this crazy gameplay made the three commentators' eyes widen.

"This player black, does he usually play games like this?"

"Ah! Svenskeren is so pitiful. The most important thing is that his teammates have no way to help him!"

Maomao is the only one of the three commentators with a smile on his face.

"You should realize now that I was really not bragging before the game, right? Watching this player's game will really make your adrenaline soar! You will find that if you offend him, your consequences will really be It’s going to be miserable!”

Another commentator smiled and shook his head.

"All I can say is, really don't mess with the Chinese."

In the live broadcast room of the English channel, Song Wen's inappropriate behavior has completely aroused the anger of viewers in North America, and all kinds of swear words are filled in the live broadcast room.

It's a pity that English is far from as broad and profound as Chinese. It's just a few words that can be scolded here and there, and it's obvious that there is no cultural heritage.

Even if Song Wen saw these swear words, he would only feel it was not painful or itchy.

At this time, the North American audience was far from aware that——

The glory of the animal god is spreading to every corner of North America.

Sooner or later the teachings of the Black Doctrine will be found in every church in North America.

In the game, TSM has become a complete mess.

As Song Wen said before the game, svenskeren is TSM's early rhythm engine. As long as it is killed, TSM will have nothing to fear.

In this game, svenskeren spent the entire game riding a pig in the jungle and being chased and shitting everywhere.

When the Blind Monk reached level six and entered the wild area with Song Wen's Kled again to find poor Piggy, Piggy Girl had just reached level five.

The experience of being on the road in the triangle grass on the road is very good.

After Song Wenhe changed lanes, he never changed back and stayed in the middle.

Kled's high mobility makes it impossible for TSM to deal with it.

The mistake in the jungle caused the Snakes to launch a three-guarantee or even a four-guarantee offensive against TSM.

Nineteen minutes later, TSM was left with only high ground.

This is obviously a crushing game.

Twenty minutes later, the Snakes won the Baron.

Kled took the lead and launched his ultimate move, arresting the evil pig girl on the spot in the jungle who was still trying to steal the dragon!

The five members of the Snake team gathered in the middle and rushed directly to the high ground of TSM!

In the commentary box, Wang Duoduo shouted loudly.

"Let us congratulate Team Snake for winning the first group match of the 2017 League of Legends Mid-Season Championship in just 21 minutes! Before the game, we may have worried that they were too young. Maybe they were worried about their lack of experience, but at this moment, they broke all doubts with a hearty victory!"

The director's camera followed the Snakes players as they moved to TSM's player bench.

Everyone in the Snake Team shook hands with the TSM players.

But Svenskeren sat on the chair with a gloomy face, staring at the screen, obviously not intending to stand up.

Zhi Zhi and Song Wen changed positions. As the first player of the Snake Team, Zhi Zhi looked at Svenskeren who pretended not to see him with a smile, and patted the opponent's shoulder.

Svenskeren turned his head and stood up, pretending to be awake from a dream. Although he really didn't want to shake hands with the Snakes player in front of him, he patted him on the shoulder and couldn't pretend anymore.

He couldn't force a smile out of his face. Looking at the outstretched hand, he just wanted to give it a perfunctory shake.

But he just reached out.

Right in front of the camera, in full view of everyone, he suddenly retracted his hand with a swish of a gesture!

Before svenskeren could react, the gesture had already passed him by and he shook hands with his teammates enthusiastically.

Svenskeren's hand froze in place, and he saw a man with glasses and dark skin walking past him again, ignoring him.

A surge of anger arose in Svenskeren's heart. Just as he was about to explode, Song Wen came over with an amiable smile on his face and greeted him kindly.

"Hey!"

And stretched out his right hand towards himself.

Svenskereng subconsciously raised his hand that was about to retract.

Song Wen's right hand moved across a semicircle very naturally.

Scratched the back of his head.

Brother Shuijing, who was following Song Wen, couldn't help but break his guard and burst into laughter.

"Hey, I really didn't mean it, I just had an itchy scalp..."

He looked at the referee on the side: "Can you help me translate to Mr. Zhu?"

"I can't, forget it..." he muttered, ignoring svenskeren whose eyes were burning.

"Indeed, referees are not veterinarians either."