Chapter 356 Thanks to Brother Yu for Curing My Literary Youth Disease! 【Ask for Monthly Ticket】

"Kong Ming, Gong Jin, what do you think Marquis Wen and Li Su will talk about?"

Ma Chao wanted to follow and watch the fun, but was told that no one was allowed to enter or get close. Out of boredom, the three little friends had to chat together on the corridor of Weiyang Palace.

Zhou Yu thought for a while and said:

"Marquis Wen will probably rebuke him bitterly. After all, he is a fellow countryman and he actually did such a thing. If it were me, I would definitely beat him up first."

Zhuge Liang came earlier and knew Lu Bu somewhat:

"If it were for other things, he might do this, because after the beating, he can help Li Su get out of the crime, but rebellion is always a death penalty. According to Wen Hou's temper, he should kick his feet to vent his emotions, and then he should explain. It’s over.”

Thinking of the experience of being kicked by Lu Bu when he first came to Chang'an, Ma Chao regretted bringing up this topic:

"Li Su is a good person. He also had merit when he killed Dong Zhuo. It's a pity that he can't figure it out. Not only is the Hongnong Governor lost, but he also has to lose his wealth and life."

Lu Bu didn't stay for long, and soon walked out of the room with red eyes.

He declined the reception banquet arranged by everyone without interest, and drove home without staying too long to reunite with his wife and daughter.

That night, the soldiers who went to deliver food found that Li Su had hanged himself. His entire face was severely deformed, looking like a pig's head.

Jia Xu went in to take a look, severely criticized the soldiers responsible for guarding, and escorted them to the Shaanxi County camp led by Xu Rong to perform meritorious service.

When Lu Bu learned about this, he cried and took Li Su's family to his home, and specially opened a separate courtyard for them to live in.

As for Li Su's body, it was also collected by Lu Bu and prepared to be transported to his hometown in Jiuyuan for a grand burial.

After arranging all this, he hurried to the real world on the grounds that he was unbearable.

In the study, Yuwen Chengdu finished tonight's class and was watching Li Shimin and Mu Guiying play a tank battle.

Xiao Shimin invited him to join several times, but Yuwen Chengdu was worried about being abused by the little brat, so he shook his head and refused. He planned to watch more to familiarize himself with the gameplay before getting started.

Li Yu sat in front of the computer, looked at Lu Bu with red eyes and asked:

"How did you arrange Li Su?"

"Mr. Wenhe has already planned to flee to Sichuan and Shu directly in the name of Wang Yun's nephew, defect to Liu Yan, and secretly recruit talents who can be used to instigate rebellion, such as Zhang Song, Zhang Ren, Yan Yan and the like, to lay the foundation for the pacification of Yizhou. "

After hearing the conversation between the two, Yuwen Chengdu came over:

"What if Li Suruo is instigated and used by others again?"

"Then I will have two more wives and three children. Anyway, Li Su's wives and concubines are all good-looking... I told him that within three years, either he will return to Chang'an as a hero, or I will demolish the backyard Put up a wall, and if his child has my last name, I won’t suffer any loss anyway.”

Damn it, it’s really speechless to meet a bad friend like you.

Mu Guiying, who was playing a game, asked:

"What should he do if he can't open up the situation, or if he is recognized as soon as he passes by?"

Lu Bu wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes with the pure water wipes on the table:

"This is to give you an opportunity, which is the resurrection card in the game. If you grasp it, you will continue to play. If you can't grasp it, you will die in a foreign country... Damn, the purple onion is spicy enough, so I wiped a little on it and burst into tears. of."

He wiped the area around his eyes, filled his mouth with a piece of nougat, took out an envelope from his arms and handed it to Li Yu:

"My daughter ate the cowhide peanut candy made by you last time, and I specially painted a watercolor painting for you to express her gratitude... Do you still have the candy? This daughter can't get enough of it."

Li Yu opened the envelope and took out a piece of watercolor paper. After unfolding it, he discovered that the painting was of himself wearing a hooded sweatshirt and running with his dog. The lines were very simple, but he could tell that he had a certain artistic talent.

Next to the painting, there is a line of simplified Chinese characters written:

"Thank you Uncle Li for taking care of our family. May you and Aunt Zhou grow old and be happy forever."

This little girl is really sensible... Li Yu put it away and planned to show it to Professor Zhou who was writing the paper later.

He said to Lu Bu:

"There's nothing to do tomorrow. I'll make more for my eldest niece."

Mu Guiying volunteered and said:

"I'll help in the kitchen. It will definitely satisfy Lingqi."

Were you there to help? I'm embarrassed to point it out to you... Li Yu muttered in his heart, thinking that when preparing ingredients tomorrow, the loss of Guiying's girl must be taken into account.

To avoid having to work for a long time, it would all end up in her stomach.

Xiao Shimin, who had been silent, asked:

"What about those people who rebelled? How to deal with them?"

After Lu Bu finished eating a piece of candy, he felt that it was not enough. He directly brought the snack basket in front of him, tore open a pack of Ferrero Rocher, and started chewing:

"Most of them are sent to dig coal, and the remaining key personnel continue to be locked up. First, they will break their mentality, and then make it into a documentary. Find a night with good weather and show it as an open-air movie on Zhuque Street to increase the recognition of the people. To win the hearts and minds of the people.”

When making the video, I would specifically explain that the turmoil in the past few days was caused by these people, and then add the scene of Zhao Qi and his son crying bitterly. The influence would be absolutely overwhelming.

In addition, this time Yuan Shao will be removed from all positions in the court and his evil deeds will be made public to the world.

No matter how great the names of the Fourth and Third Dukes are, they cannot compare to the emperor himself. What's more, now that all the Guanzhong Plains have been obtained, all the wasteland will be cultivated in the year after next at the latest. By then, there will be enough food and strong soldiers and horses. Even if Yuan Shao wants to change his mind, he will not give it to him. This opportunity was immediately bulldozed.

Li Shimin then asked:

"Mr. Wenhe directly ordered the historian, will it be recorded? As far as I know, the historians before the Song Dynasty liked to go against the emperor the most."

Mu Guiying laughed:

"We understand this. After all, the incident of you crying was recorded by the historian in detail. Also, you drew circles and cursed Wei Zheng and smashed his stone tablet... Little Taizong, do you hate the historian to death?"

Li Shimin: "..."

What we are discussing now is the Three Kingdoms world. Can you please stop digressing?

Lu Bu said:

"Mr. Wenhe plans to settle in the real world in a few years. After he leaves, everyone will forget his existence. Even if the historian records it, it will be erased by the law of heaven. Therefore, he can safely threaten the historian and even threaten the historian's life in the future. Son, he will do everything."

I also want to train an official who can threaten the historian... Li Shimin felt envious after hearing this, and planned to learn from it, so as to prevent the crying incident from being recorded and affecting the glorious and majestic image of Tian Khan.

While they were chatting, Qin Qiong came. He had already brought a cart of grain:

"It just so happens that Marquis Wen is here, so just take the food away. We can cook it all night and we'll be done."

Lu Bu thought for a while and said:

"We have to wait a little longer. I'm here with a heartbroken heart. I can't calm down so quickly... Let's do this, dear brother, please get some midnight snacks. I'm too involved in acting. I didn't eat the reception banquet in the palace. I've already had it at home. For dinner, I mixed some noodles with mushroom sauce and made up for it. I urgently needed some meat. "

Li Yu looked at the time and had a midnight snack. It was almost eleven o'clock. For the Three Kingdoms side, it was already late at night, so his sad and sad mood should have eased.

He stood up and asked:

"What do you all want to eat?"

Lu Bu wanted to eat big cakes rolled with meat, Qin Qiong wanted to eat with soup, Mu Guiying and Li Shimin wanted to eat barbecue, but only Yuwen Chengdu couldn't believe that he was so happy and could have another delicious meal in the evening.

Although he is actively adapting to the real world, some concepts have not yet changed.

Li Yu went to the next room to ask Professor Zhou for instructions, but she wanted to eat small wontons.

Okay, let’s do a few more.

Li Yu came to the kitchen and mixed some semi-hot noodles. This kind of gluten is tough and easy to layer, making it easier to roll meat inside.

When he woke up, he cut some more mutton and made a stir-fried roast mutton, which satisfied Li Shimin and Mu Guiying's requirements.

Then he heated up some mutton soup, added two kilograms of mutton and some vermicelli. Brother Qin wanted to have the soup for a midnight snack and it was officially out of the pot.

Finally, bake a few pancakes, cut them and roll the marinated elbows and other ingredients into them, and the pancakes and meat rolls are ready.

As for the small wontons that Zhou Ruotong wants to eat, it's the easiest. There are ready-made frozen wontons in the refrigerator. Boil them and put them into a bowl with dried shrimp skin and seaweed. Just add some seasonings and that's it.

After everything was settled, everyone had a delicious late-night snack in the restaurant.

Yuwen Chengdu sighed:

"In the Sui Dynasty, eating two meals a day was considered a sin. Generally, it was one meal and one meal. In the real world, people eat four meals a day. If the officials saw this, they would be impeached."

Li Shimin picked up a small piece of pancake, rolled some mutton dipped in chili pepper and cumin powder, and said while eating:

"This is the direction of our struggle, so that people in the book world can live a good life of eating four meals a day."

After eating and drinking, Qin Qiong and Lu Bu began to pour food, while the others went back to their rooms to rest.

When they got up the next day, the food had been poured out, and the remaining flatbreads and braised pork in the kitchen had also been eaten up. It must be that Qin Qiong and the two had finished their work and showed off for a while.

At noon, Lu Bu drove his off-road vehicle over. After filling up the tank, he returned to the book world and took Sun Facai, who wanted to go on a self-driving trip, to the oil base.

"Brother Fortune, please drive. I have to take a nap."

As soon as he left Chang'an City, Lu Bu put down the passenger seat and prepared to have a good sleep.

There is only one road anyway, so you don’t have to worry about going astray.

Sun Facai had long been familiar with this car. He put on his sunglasses and asked:

"Didn't you go home and sleep for most of the day after emptying out the food? Why are you still sleepy?"

Lu Bu yawned:

"I finally came back once. Do you think my wives and concubines at home would let me go so easily? I plowed the fields like an old cow... Let's not talk about the water of the West Lake and the tears of a married man!"

Sun Facai: "..."

Damn it, why do I always feel like this guy is showing off?

He drove the off-road vehicle all the way north and stopped when he encountered the outpost reserved by Xun You. He woke up Lu Bu and brought some supplies from the real world, and poured some drinking water where there was no water.

After finishing these tasks, we continued on our way until it was almost dark when Zhang Liao's voice came from the intercom. We were already less than fifty miles away from the oil base.

Lu Bu ate the peanut candy his daughter gave him, and proudly recited a few frontier poems.

Sun Facai reminded:

"I have composed these poems in Chang'an, and several times I even took seven steps to complete the poem. I have won the reputation of Sun Langjun, who is a poet in seven steps. Please don't give me trouble."

Lu Bu sat up straight and turned on the headlights on the roof to help illuminate the road:

"You wrote a poem in seven steps? What about Cao Zhi? What should he do?"

"If you're sensible, you'll be your little brother, if you're not sensible, you'll be sent to the mines to mine coal... Of course, at the current rate of development, I should be able to beat him into obedience before he gets too ambitious."

The two chatted for a while, and soon arrived at the oil base. Zhang Liao and the others had already made a bonfire, and the fat sheep donated by nearby herdsmen were roasted until they were sizzling with oil.

There were also several foreign girls staring at Sun Facai with gleaming eyes.

They were good-looking, but it was a pity that modern people like Sun Facai couldn't stand the smell of their bodies.

As for Lu Bu, after being tossed by his wives and concubines in recent days, he has become as holy as a Buddha. He eats and drinks casually for a while and then lets everyone go.

Sun Facai had nothing to do, and even used the night vision function of his mobile phone to take pictures of the starry sky.

In ancient times, when there was no air pollution or light pollution, and in a high latitude area, the starry sky photographed was simply beautiful.

In the real world, Yue Fei counted the gifts he had prepared, took out his mobile phone, and showed everyone the newly consecrated door of Jimin Temple.

The large gilt characters and the signature inscribed by Zhou Ruotong gave Li Yu the feeling of dreaming.

"Time was tight, so I originally found someone to do a simple carving, but during the consecration, a golden light fell from the sky, and these words became large gilt characters, which together with all the Buddha statues in the temple shone brightly."

Is this Duobao's doing?

Li Yu did not expect that the Buddha would be so cooperative. Looking back, he could ask him to revise the teachings of Buddhism to avoid the bad deeds of those temples in history: loan sharking, taking away the land from believers, bullying men and women, and asking for a lot of preferential treatment from the court. A monk with a pure heart and few desires will become a fat man.

"Jimin Temple stipulates that porridge is given out at the door on Mondays and Saturdays of every month, and everyone can go and receive it. The porridge will be cooked so that it will not fall over when you put chopsticks in it, and you will not be confused."

If others did this, they might really be fooled, but Master Lu would not. He really would not bully the common people or those weaker than him.

When he was at the Crock Temple, he went to the temple to beg for alms because he was hungry. The monk in the temple had cooked a pot of porridge but said he didn't have any. When Lu Zhishen found out, he took several sips and complained while drinking.

But when the old monk said that they hadn't eaten for several days and it was porridge made from the corn they finally got through alms, Lu Zhishen immediately stopped eating and went hungry to seek revenge on Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi, but was almost killed.

He left the Crock Temple angrily and came to the red pine forest.

Even though he was so hungry that he planned to cut off the road, he did not intend to kill anyone. Instead, he planned to rob a piece of clothing and exchange it for wine and meat. After eating and drinking, he would go back to the Crock Temple to take revenge.

Well, even though the group of monks refused to give him porridge, Master Lu still decided to save them.

At this time, Shi Dalang, who brought Shaobing and beef, appeared on colorful auspicious clouds, allowing Lu Zhishen to have a full meal. The two cooperated to fight back to the Crock Temple, killing Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi.

Unfortunately, the group of monks had been killed by Cui Daocheng and Qiu Xiaoyi, leaving no one alive.

Such a sincere person would never engage in formalism when giving out porridge.

Even if the monks of Jimin Temple dare to act recklessly, Lu Zhishen will make them feel the deep love of the abbot.

Li Yu said:

"The gifts are ready. When will Xuande visit the General's Mansion?"

"Today evening, students are here to carry gifts. In addition, Yang Zhi and the others have arrived outside Zhending Mansion and need a hundred boxes of compressed biscuits."

"No problem, the warehouse can be opened for shipping."

Mu Guiying pointed to the supplies in Muke Village and said:

"We can also support you. Anyway, there is enough food now and there is no war. There is no need to hoard too many supplies."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Sister Mu!"

"Ha, you're welcome, Xiao Feifei, move it quickly, don't let the people over there go hungry."

Yue Fei drove the fifth wheel and prepared to dump supplies.

Mu Guiying and Yuwen Chengdu joined hands to help, and Li Yu even specially recorded a video for Liu Bei, asking him to be careful in Zhending Mansion, and if the time was right, he could win it in advance.

At dinner, Yue Fei came over again and informed Zhou Tong that the engagement went very smoothly. The guy also solemnly recorded a video of kneeling down and kowtow to thank Li Yu.

Soon, Lu Bu also came, bringing a list of supplies that Sun Facai had opened.

Two more sets of solar power panels and several sets of home-style wind turbines are needed to provide power for lighting at night, otherwise the cost of using batteries would be too high.

In addition, two emergency diesel generators and a set of distillation equipment that can automatically set the temperature are needed. The capacity must be larger, so that qualified gasoline and diesel can be better distilled.

In addition to a series of equipment, he also needs an excavator to level a site, pour it with concrete, and harden all the roads in the entire base.

As for houses, we should first deal with it with iron houses, and later build brick houses.

After hearing these requests, Li Yu planned to buy another excavator and send it to the oil base. They could do whatever they wanted. If they were not busy, they could even dig a trench around the outside of the base to further improve the safety level.

"By the way, my rich brother also needs a telephoto camera."

Li Yu didn't react for a while:

"What does he want this for?"

"Photographing the starry sky! Fortune Brother claims to be a senior literary and artistic young man. When he went to the plateau to cleanse his body with female tourists, he forgot to cleanse his soul. Recently, he plans to take serious photos of the starry sky to find the destination of his soul and the hometown of his soul."

Li Yu: "..."

If I guess correctly, this guy is too busy at night, right?

He said angrily:

"I don't have a camera, but I do have a PSP. You can take it over and try it first. If it doesn't work, I'll buy a camera."

Lu Bu left as quickly as he came:

"Brother Fortune is very satisfied and said that you cured his youth disease."

Sure enough, all the worries came out of leisure time.

Li Yu told Zhou Ruotong about buying an excavator. She quickly ordered one from a nearby dealer and delivered it to the B&B as soon as it got dark.

Lu Bu had dinner here and drove the excavator back to the world in the book.

In the next few days, vigorous infrastructure construction work was carried out at the oil base, the ground was hardened, and the number of power generation panels was increased to prepare for the subsequent expansion.

In the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, after leaving Top Mountain, Wu Tianxi took people to Fengming Village, Qin Qiong and Xiong Kuohai went straight to the Jinding Taihang Mountains located on the boundary of Yinzhou.

As soon as we arrived, we encountered thousands of officers and soldiers besieging Jinding Taihang Mountain.

Qin Qiong rode around and asked around before he understood the whole story:

"Gao Tansheng, the newly appointed governor of Xiangzhou, heard that there was a group of bandits in the territory and planned to destroy them as a gift to the new emperor..."

Xiong Kuohai's eyes widened when he heard this:

"Hey, isn't Gao Tansheng an anti-king? Now he's quite good at currying favor with Yang Guang. Second brother, wait a minute, I'm going to smash his head with a stick and give this old boy a kick in the butt!"

Qin Qiong thought for a while and suddenly had an idea:

"Don't worry, dear brother, let me go see Gao Tansheng first, and then we can make plans..."

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