Chapter 61: Invincible, so Lonely (Fourth Update)
Chapter 61: Invincible, so lonely... (fourth update)
Is this really something humans did?
Su Ping was confused.
Looking at the latest TV series on the computer, a martial arts film:
"My Sword Spirit Pet Girlfriend".
It's almost the same as the previous life.
No matter what type of drama, there must be a love story.
However, in this world, there is another rule, that is, no matter what type of drama, there must be a pet.
Of course, Blue Star itself is the world of beastmasters, which is reasonable.
But...
Su Ping looked at the handsome young male protagonist on the computer, who was not as handsome as him, but could leave a lot of "Ahhhhh" screams on the barrage,
and the sword in his hand with the hardcore embedded advertisement "Produced by Ouye Company" in a specially enlarged font.
And the female sword spirit that emerged from the sword, people were numb.
Of course, there are pets with spirits, but this type of pet is also known as the most difficult type of pet to cultivate along with mechanical pets.
The Beast Tamer Association even has two corresponding subordinate association branches: the Equipment Refiner Association and the Mechanic Association.
Compared with elemental, plant, animal, and undead pets, these two types are much rarer.
However, can a pet tool that can give birth to a spirit be made by your damn metal resource forging company?
To have this ability, the president of the Equipment Refiner Association in the imperial capital is not the chairman of your company, Su Ping absolutely does not believe it.
Sure enough, he has no reason to have any expectations for these modern TV dramas that are so shocking that they are not worth dying.
Fortunately, there are finally a few movies with high ratings, and the performances are still acceptable.
However, if there is a further interpretation of the swordsmanship of beast control or such skills, there is really no such thing.
The general content is similar to those swordsman movies and novels in the previous life, but some pet factors have been added.
The swords in the hands of the protagonists are often of extremely high quality. Such movies are sponsored by the Equipment Refiner Association.
Compared with other beast masters, equipment beast masters are rare. If they are not used to show their presence in the entertainment industry, they are indeed easy to be forgotten.
The concept of knights and rivers and lakes that Dragon Country has had since ancient times is undoubtedly the best carrier.
Shaking his head, Su Ping sorted out some lines and speeches in the movie, and some undead breeders who can only be seen on the internal forum of the breeder to share the habits of the origami man, a pet.
Then he began to meditate.
I must work hard as soon as possible. The sleep time can be slightly compressed, but my own realm must be improved quickly.
Not to mention Qin Xiaoxue's agreement on the professional beast master assessment, it is to quickly break through to the elite level, and then be able to find a way to contract this little paper man, without any worries, Su Ping also has to work hard.
One night passed quickly.
It was another repetitive day.
After finishing a day of training Lin Lang and meditating, Su Ping came to the side room.
Almost as soon as he opened the door, space ripples appeared, and the little paper man appeared in front of him again:
"Woo Wow!"
It was just a simple greeting, nothing else.
But Su Ping smiled and took out a stack of things and handed it to the little paper man.
This was a stack of cardboard, which Su Ping had prepared when he was plotting against the little paper man some time ago.
The paper man also needs to eat, and the food is these papers.
Su Ping's stack of cardboard is obviously top-quality.
The cardboard made of low-grade ironwood has an absolutely excellent taste!
In fact, the little paper man tore off a piece and threw it into his mouth:
"Woo Wow! (Delicious!)"
At the same time, the face also switched to the corresponding expression:
!
Not to mention, with the blush on the cheeks, it is really quite vivid.
But it was obvious that this little thing was not so easy to fool. After eating, it looked at Su Ping excitedly.
At the same time, Su Ping began to summarize what he watched last night and the speech he had thought of during the day:
"For a swordsman, the most important thing is to start with the basic skills, and for a swordsman, the most important thing is undoubtedly the swordsmanship. What is the swordsmanship!?"
"Woo wow!? (What is it!?)"
Looking at the black "?" clearly appearing next to the forehead above the wide-open eyes of the little paper man who was only as high as his calf.
Su Ping then smiled and said:
"There are many moves in swordsmanship, but the most important ones are chopping and stabbing! These are the two most important basic skills of swordsmanship, and now, you need to practice these two moves! After these two moves are practiced, practice other basic skills."
"Woo wow?"
Looking at the "?" on the little paper man's head, it did not disappear, but became more.
Su Ping was not in a hurry, but took out a long sword that he had prepared for practice and performance.
Leading the little paper man to the garden outside the door.
Not to mention, Su Ping, who had practiced temporarily, used it quite well:
"This is stabbing, this is chopping, the chopping sword is very suitable for the sword drawn from the scabbard, it can be called drawing a sword...drawing a sword and slashing!"
Soon, the little paper man got started directly.
But it was obvious that the little paper man seemed to be very insightful in this aspect.
Or maybe, the battles he experienced in the secret realm or some other reasons, made the little paper man already master this sword technique to perfection.
"Very good!"
Looking at the little paper man's methodical swordsmanship, which was several times faster than his own, Su Ping nodded with satisfaction.
"Don't think this is easy. I tell you, any famous swordsman who uses sword skills must start with these most basic movements! Only by mastering these basic movements can you learn other sword movements in the future. Do you understand?"
"Woo Wow!"
After getting the affirmative answer from the little paper man, Su Ping said:
"Of course, but don't worry now. You can practice slowly tonight and every day thereafter. You must practice these two movements tens of thousands of times. Do you understand?"
"Woo Wow!"
"Okay, now I will take you to see what a real swordsman looks like! So that you can correctly understand what a real swordsman is."
After that, Su Ping led the little paper man with an expectant expression back to the living room of the guest room, plugged the USB flash drives of the downloaded movies into the TV, and clicked the loop play.
The plot slowly began...
Then half an hour later, it finally came!
Su Ping and the little paper man watched the male protagonist in white clothes on TV, and turned into a light and shadow on TV.
Time seemed to freeze. The next second, the male protagonist put the Holy Spirit-level sword pet in his hand, the ‘Falling Snow Sword’, back into the scabbard.
Then, the whole world zoomed in and became extremely dark, and the sword energy made by exaggerated special effects poured out.
The movie special effects of this sword were enough to split the mountains and cut the rivers, even the world was created.
In the end, under such exaggerated special effects, the giant beast villain that made the little paper man scream non-stop was killed instantly by this sword.
The male protagonist did not even look back, but adjusted his hair that was not disordered at all, looked at the snowflakes slowly falling from the sky, and muttered to himself:
"Invincible, so lonely..."
Then, he left, leaving only the corpse of the giant beast and the shock of the onlookers.
And the exaggerated special effects that have not yet dissipated.
"Woo wow! Woo wow! Woo wow!"
Pointing at the TV, the little paper man shouted excitedly, and even jumped directly onto the coffee table in front of him, with his palm already grasping the paper sword at his waist, as if he was going to draw the sword and imitate in the next second.
Su Ping hurriedly stopped him. Although he can make money now, he doesn't want to spend money on redecorating.
But it can be seen that his trickery is still very professional and reliable.
The enthusiasm of this little paper man has been mobilized!
Thinking of this, Su Ping breathed a sigh of relief and said:
"Okay, to become such a swordsman, you need strong strength. Even such a swordsman has been cultivated through sword by sword. Do you understand!?"
"Woo wow!"
Immediately, without even Su Ping's instructions, the little paper man happily ran to the side garden outside the door and began to practice the stab and chop over and over again.
Looking at the hard-working little paper man, Su Ping smiled and nodded, then said something that made him regret for the rest of his life:
"Very good, let's do this, after training for more than four hours, you can watch the videos of those famous swordsmen and study the way of swordsmanship!"
Little paper man: ヾ(▽)ノ
"Wow! (Great!)"
I just saw that there was a reward, thank you, it's really a great encouragement