Chapter 557: You only Leak Shit when You Are Asleep? How About You Take a Vacation?
"Doctor Chen, you are the only one who can treat this kind of disease."
Mu Yao smiled.
Su Bingbing on the side actually saw a trace of gloating in Mu Yao's smile at this moment.
Mu Yao shook her injured hand and even boasted: "I am an injured person now!"
Chen Mu was speechless for a moment.
Still said: "In this case, I will go up with you to take a look..."
Mu Yao: "I knew it! Doctor Chen is the most reasonable!"
Chen Mu: "Hehe..."
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"No, I remember that when Doctor Mu's hand was injured, the whole person was still very uncomfortable. Why is she so excited all of a sudden? Doesn't this hand want to heal?"
"Is there a possibility that she is thankful that her hand is injured. Otherwise, she will be the unlucky one now."
"It's not a difficult disease, but it needs a digital examination. I seem to have a guess..."
"I have it too..."
"???"
"What is the guess Ah, can you please not develop the bad habit of keeping others in suspense in the comments? It's uncomfortable for others to be kept in the dark, okay? ! "
"Generally speaking, the departments that are more common for internal examinations are gynecology and anorectal. However, in gynecology, most female students will not accept male doctors like Dr. Chen. They would rather go to a tertiary hospital for examination, so..."
"No wonder Mu Yao is so proactive and leaves the opportunity to Dr. Chen..."
"Okay, okay!!!"
"..."
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"Did the patient say what his condition was?"
"Hemorrhoids?"
"Prolapse?"
Although Chen Mu was not very willing to face patients in the anorectal department.
But the purpose of the school hospital is...
To help students save medical expenses as much as possible.
As long as the problem can be treated by the school hospital, students will not be forced to transfer to another hospital.
Mu Yao gloated for a few seconds.
He did answer Chen Mu's questions about the patient seriously: "I asked about it. There is no meat ball or anything like that near the patient's anus. The probability of hemorrhoids should be low. There is no bleeding recently. However, the patient said that he has a little fecal leakage..."
"Fecal leakage?"
Chen Mu's expression was a little subtle when he heard that the patient was from the anorectal department.
When he heard the word "fecal leakage", the corners of his lips twitched unconsciously.
Speechless, he said, "A man, right?"
Mu Yao was curious, "Doctor Chen, how did you know?"
Chen Mu's steps were heavy, and he had an ominous urge to continue the live broadcast, "Go to work more, and you'll know..."
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"No! I want to report! Doctor Chen discriminates against male patients!"
"That's right! Why do you say that leaking shit must be a man's, and women can't leak shit?"
"I just had my hemorrhoids cut off and am currently in the hospital. I advise the brothers on the barrage not to keep dwelling on this topic, otherwise you may bring shame upon yourself..."
"???"
"I don't accept it. I'm a man, and I don't leak shit. Doctor Chen is discriminating!"
"It's really not discrimination, I can only say , Alas... "
"Our department received a young man a few days ago. He looked tall and thin, refreshing and handsome. Alas... In the end, the crayfish broke our director's finger..."
"I looked at the IP. Isn't it that Jiangcheng is also so showy?"
"What's the use of IP? Doctor Chen is still in Haicheng. He is different and knows a lot. He is forced out by experience..."
"It's over. This rubbish live broadcast room is playing dumb again. Can't everyone understand it?"
"It's not that I want to play dumb, but for a straight man, some words are really not so easy to say ah ah ah ah!!! "
"..."
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Arrived at the door of the school clinic.
Before the follow-up camera went in, Chen Mu stopped the follow-up camera outside, "In order to ensure the privacy of the patient, it's better not to go in."
Different from Chen Mu's reaction was.
Mu Yao leaned aside, still looking at the excitement, "Doctor Chen, you can let the camera in, because it will not affect the patient's privacy, and I think this case has a certain warning effect on fragile college students across the country."
Facing Chen Mu's obviously suspicious eyes.
Mu Yao's side.
Just shrugged indifferently, and continued to smile and said: "If Doctor Chen doesn't believe me, go in and see for yourself, won't you know?!"
"Ask the patient if he minds being filmed?"
Chen Mu glanced at Mu Yao, and still remained skeptical about Mu Yao's statement.
It's just...
Will the patient really not mind being filmed?
As soon as Chen Mu went in.
After seeing the patient himself, the corners of his lips twitched.
Instantly understood why Mu Yao used such a certain tone.
Without even asking the patient's opinion, he waved to the camera guy outside, "Come in, it's likely that you can take pictures."
Realized that it might infringe on the student's privacy.
Even though Chen Mu had already spoken.
I was very cautious about the camera, and said carefully: "Doctor Chen, this is related to the personal privacy of the students. Why don't you confirm with the patient first, and then I will go in after the patient nods?"
"Actually, there is no rush to take pictures."
Just kidding.
If I accidentally take pictures that I shouldn't take.
The last follow-up photoshoot that was fired was a lesson for him.
He still wants to stay in his current job and make good money!
Chen Mu's eyes also fell on the patient in front of him, "Classmate, would you mind taking a photo?"
The boys' ears turned red.
He shook his head gently and said, "I don't mind..."
I was outside following the photo shoot, which made me feel a little itchy.
That's why.
The first thing after coming in.
The live broadcast camera is pointed at the patient himself.
Subsequently.
A heavily armed figure appeared on the live broadcast camera.
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"I heard what Dr. Chen and Dr. Mu said before, and I felt that some of the current Haicheng University did not put the personal privacy of crispy college students first, but after I saw the patient himself, I seemed to understand everything. ?”
"Are you kidding? It's summer, so wear long clothes, long pants, and a jacket outside. Brother, aren't you hot?"
"It's still a high-collared jacket."
"I can't bear the jacket. Mask, sunglasses, hat. Dude, do you think you are a celebrity?!"
"It gave me a new idea. Are there any celebrities among the students at Haicheng University?"
"This really doesn't exist..."
"He covered himself up tightly. As long as Dr. Chen doesn't show his identity information to the live cameras, we really can't tell his identity."
"I'm the only one who's curious. Do I need to cover myself up like this?"
"..."
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After seeing the live footage coming in.
Chen Mu's eyes once again fell on the patient in front of him.
Chen Mu: "After you go out in a while, you can find a place where no one is around to change your clothes. In this weather, you are likely to catch a cold if you are dressed like this."
In the observation room downstairs.
There is already a room full of heat stroke patients.
Both for Chen Mu and the school hospital, there were already so many patients suffering from heat stroke, no less than this guy in front of him.
but……
Chen Mu frowned slightly, he still had his own considerations.
The classmate in front of me covered herself tightly.
on the one hand.
It's because there is a program team recording in the school.
On the other hand...
Most likely, he doesn’t want to be recognized by familiar people.
Once the classmate in front of me really suffered from heat stroke, he entered the observation room downstairs.
Do not take off the mask to ventilate.
It's almost impossible.
Listening to Chen Mu's instructions, the patient tightened the mask on his face.
Crispy college student: "Dr. Chen, it's like this. I've been having poop leakage recently..."
Chen Mu nodded, and then said: "I already know this. I will do some basic questions on you first, and then arrange an internal examination for you."
Seeing the crispy college student's head tilted in the direction of the live broadcast camera.
It's like...
During the secret observation and internal inspection, the live camera will still be there.
Chen Mu was helpless: "The school will protect students' personal privacy."
With Chen Mu’s words.
The crispy college student breathed a sigh of relief reluctantly.
only.
When speaking.
There was some distress in his tone, "Actually, Dr. Chen, my problem of stool leakage is very complicated."
Chen Mu looked calm and said, "How about a complicated method? Can you tell me about it?"
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"Pick up your curious little ears, I also want to know what kind of complicated method it is."
"Is it the sequelae of hemorrhoids? I'm so young, ugh..."
"Don't talk about it. I had hemorrhoids a few days ago. According to Dr. Chen's popular science, I stuffed the meat ball back. When I went to the hospital to get the hemorrhoids removed, the doctor said that if I hadn't stuffed it back, given the size, I might have prolapsed."
"When I went to the hospital to see my hemorrhoids, I was quite shy at first. But I became less shy after I was hospitalized because the doctor brought a group of interns to see my hemorrhoids. It is said that I am a classic case! I have hemorrhoids according to the textbook!"
"???"
"The mental state in this live broadcast room is really getting better day by day. Don't you think looking at your hemorrhoids is something to be proud of?"
"Why isn't it worth being proud of? Being visited by so many intern doctors doesn't mean that I have contributed my own strength to the development of modern medicine?!"
"What's going on? The barrage suddenly ignited?"
"The situation is getting bigger! Brother?!"
"..."
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"The thing is like this..."
Although before.
The one who allowed the live camera to come in was the crispy college student himself.
And he himself covered himself tightly.
But at this moment.
Facing Chen Mu.
Facing the live camera.
When telling about his illness, the crispy college student was still hesitant.
Chen Mu was not in a hurry, just looked at him and waited for him.
There are no emergencies in the school hospital now.
He had time to wait for this classmate to organize the language.
"Actually, it's normal for me during the day, and I don't have any leakage of poop."
"but……"
"I don't know why. Recently, when I get up in the morning, I notice that there is leakage of feces."
"Dr. Chen, is it possible that my situation, which is different during the day and night, is not an anal problem, but something else?"
"Such as kidneys, liver, etc..."
He met Chen Mu's less than enthusiastic gaze.
The boy was still trying his best to explain to Chen Mu why he had such thoughts.
Crispy college student: "Actually, before I came to the campus hospital, I also read some relevant information on the Internet. If it is rectal cancer or something like that..."
This self-deceiving guy was not given more time to find reasons.
Chen Mu sighed softly and interrupted his nonsense, "Classmate, let's take the liberty to ask, how long has it been since you let your partner have a good rest?"
Even boys wear sunglasses.
But just by looking at his body movements, one can figure it out.
This guy.
Looks dodgey!
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"What is that, what is a good rest? I feel like I am a little confused now."
"I just advised the big brothers on the barrage not to ask. Today's young people have really colorful lives..."
"When Dr. Chen said it was presumptuous, I was thinking about how presumptuous it could be. Good guy, it's really not an ordinary presumptuous thing."
"Crispy college students also think that Dr. Chen will be a little more cryptic when asking this kind of question, so he is completely unprepared."
"When Dr. Chen asked the syphilis patient before, he was not subtle. How could he make an exception just because he was the only one?"
"You are all watching the excitement, but I am the only one who is really sad, because I really want to know who he is..."
"Who is it? Who is the master of our school?"
"I can't invade other people's personal privacy. I'm a girl. I can only say that he is quite handsome. I just confessed my love to him last week. I never expected that the real reason for rejecting me would be this. There is a kind of white moonlight. It feels worse than death, wuwu..."
"You look quite handsome? Touch your chin. Doesn't this mean that the handsome boy in our school will lose the right to choose a mate in the future?"
"???!!!"
"It's over, this handsome guy thinks I might lose the right to choose a mate in school!!!"
"Then it's my turn for the ugly guy to take over!!! Hahahahaha!!!"
"..."
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The boy organized his language for a while.
Just now he cautiously opened his mouth to defend himself: "Dr. Chen, it has nothing to do with what you said..."
Chen Mu: "..."
OK.
Such a patient again.
Have a certain degree of awareness and speculation about your own illness.
But he didn't want to hear the conclusion he didn't like to hear from the doctor.
If you really heard it, you would question it from various angles.
Think of this.
Chen Mu's tone was a little colder than before, "In your opinion, what does it have to do with?"
The boy stretched out his hand in front of Chen Mu, "How about Dr. Chen, please check my pulse. I think there may be other problems."
Chen Mu: "..."
Although the other party is wearing sunglasses.
But just from the tone of the crispy college student, Chen Mu could tell.
The eyes of the other party looking at him must be full of hope.
After sighing.
I still followed the other party's request and took his pulse.
One minute later.
Chen Mu let go of the other party's expectation.
Subsequently.
He shook his head gently, and then said: "You are in good health. The reason for the leakage of feces is because, as I just said, the affected area did not get a good rest."
"As for why there is no poop leakage during the day but poop leakage at night, I can also give you a reasonable explanation." (End of Chapter)