Chapter 270 You’ll Never Know How Free a Crispy College Student Is!
"Sudden convulsion! It may be epilepsy!"
"Be careful and clean his mouth in time. He may choke to death on his own saliva!"
"I have a silver needle! Why don't you try the needle..."
Two men in white coats held Secretary Lu down excitedly.
Then.
Secretary Lu looked up.
There was an awkward look at each other with the people in white coats.
Secretary Lu frowned: "Is there a patient with epilepsy? What are you looking at me for?"
"Aren't you going to save people?"
Just finished speaking.
Secretary Lu, who was quite perceptive, noticed something was wrong.
Looking at the people in white coats, he pointed at his nose and asked: "No, the epileptic patient you talk about is not me, right?"
Chen Mu folded his arms on one side and made no secret of the fact that he was watching the show, "Secretary Lu, you were snickering just now. These guys thought you were twitching all over and were sick! Hahahaha!!!"
Listening to Chen Mu's exaggerated laughter.
Secretary Lu's inquiring eyes swept over the group of white coats in front of him.
An unexpected discovery.
Although the group of people in white coats were avoiding his eyes.
But occasionally, a few people would look at him secretly.
In the way these people looked at him.
Secretary Lu felt regretful and disappointed when he saw it?
Secretary Lu: "????"
What are you regretting?
What are you disappointed about? !
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"It was so funny! The clear and stupid eyes of these people in white coats made me understand why they are still interns!"
"As we all know, it is difficult for people who have not been severely beaten in the workplace to learn to be diplomatic!"
"Those who are still unable to deal with the worldly issues after being severely beaten in the workplace are about to cry!"
"Secretary Lu: I haven't met such a strange person in many years since I became secretary!"
"Secretary Lu: Are you sure you won't cover it up in front of the live camera?"
"Intern doctors: Give the Haicheng University data a little shock! Hahahaha!!!"
"..."
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Although the behavior of these white coats is outrageous.
But after all, he is not from Haicheng University.
Even though Secretary Lu was a little angry at the moment, he couldn't get angry with outsiders.
The ability to turn your head.
Secretary Lu saw Chen Mu standing there and snickering.
The eyes full of murderous intent fell on Chen Mu instantly.
Chen Mu: "!!!"
Before Secretary Lu really took it out on himself.
Chen Mu took the initiative and took a step forward: "Secretary Lu, giving eggs may indeed attract many family members of faculty and staff, but this method is not suitable for Haicheng University now."
Secretary Lu frowned slightly.
Secretary Lu: "How do you say that?"
This is a method that has been tried and tested by countless health food stores near residential areas.
Looking at Secretary Shang Lu’s disapproving look.
Chen Mu just sighed.
Subsequently.
Chen Mu raised his hand and pointed behind Secretary Lu: "Secretary, look at the people standing nearby and watching..."
Secretary Lu really followed what Chen Mu said.
Looked around.
Subsequently.
Secretary Lu's eyes became even more confused, and his gaze returned to Chen Mu: "The people watching here are all students from our school. They may not be in class for the time being, and they can watch the excitement in their spare time. Is there any problem?"
"Is there any problem?" Chen Mu repeated Secretary Lu's words and smiled bitterly: "The problem here is not too big..."
Um?
here we go again.
That feeling of not knowing what the school nurse is thinking.
here we go again!
Secretary Lu: "Doctor Chen, please stop playing riddles."
Chen Mu sighed: "Secretary, working dogs like us who have to go to work every day can never figure out how free these crispy college students are..."
Secretary Lu: "???"
Chen Mu continued to sigh: "Secretary Lu, do you believe it or not, if the school hospital really distributed eggs, maybe the eggs would have been taken away by these crispy college students before the families of the faculty and staff arrived?"
Secretary Lu opened his mouth, "No way..."
"Eggs are distributed, usually raw eggs, and illegal electrical appliances are prohibited in student apartments. Even if they receive them back, they can't eat them, right?"
Chen Mu sneered, "Have you forgotten how much illegal electrical appliances Haicheng University can collect in a year from students?"
Secretary Lu: "..."
Although it is clearly stated in the school rules.
Students who possess illegal electrical appliances will have their credits deducted.
Severe ones.
It will also affect the issuance of diplomas.
However.
Haicheng University inspects more illegal electrical appliances every year.
The most exaggerated one is this year.
This year is not over yet, and the proportion of confiscated illegal electrical appliances has increased by 100%...
I felt Secretary Lu's silence.
Chen Mu yawned: "Secretary, do you still remember the collective resignation of the cafeteria aunts at the beginning of last semester?"
Secretary Lu nodded: "Maybe Haicheng University did not do well enough, but after they resigned collectively, the school also paid them more wages."
Chen Mu sighed: "It seems that the school still doesn't pay enough attention to the canteen aunties who resigned."
Secretary Lu: "???"
If it weren't for the live broadcast footage, it would still be here.
Secretary Lu really wanted to rush up and cover Chen Mu's mouth, telling this guy to pay attention to his words and deeds and stop talking nonsense.
Just this statement by Chen Mu was intercepted by some Internet marketing accounts.
tonight.
There will be a hot search for Haicheng University, which treats the aunt in the cafeteria harshly.
But Chen Mu had already spoken.
Although Secretary Lu was already cursing in his heart, he could only say: "It seems that you know more details, Dr. Chen."
Chen Mu smiled bitterly: "Of course I know, because I am studying at Haicheng University this year."
Didn't you go home?
Secretary Lu was stunned.
He suddenly realized that he didn't care enough about the school doctor in their school.
Secretary Lu opened his mouth: "You mean, something surprising happened at Haicheng University during the Chinese New Year."
Chen Mu nodded: "You haven't noticed that the batch of canteen aunts who resigned at the beginning of the year are all the canteen aunts who stayed in school during the Chinese New Year."
Secretary Lu: "..."
He has to deal with so many things every day.
How is it possible to study the canteen aunt who resigned and where she spent the New Year?
Although that's what I thought in my heart.
But the words cannot be said out loud.
Secretary Lu was still thinking about how he should speak.
Chen Mu obviously didn't wait until Secretary Lu had figured it out.
He spoke to himself and continued: "During the Chinese New Year this year, in order to care for the students who are staying in school, the school made dumplings for free for the current students to eat."
Hear this.
Secretary Lu began to frown, "Is this the reason why a large number of aunties in the cafeteria are leaving?"
"But this isn't right either!"
"Although Haicheng University only started this year's faith care activity for students staying on campus, the school sought the opinions of the cafeteria aunties before proposing this activity."
"The aunties in the cafeteria agreed, and said that they, the group of students who are staying on campus, have to make dumplings during the Chinese New Year, and they can bring their share to the students who are staying on campus."
He glanced at the live broadcast footage next to him.
Secretary Lu looked solemn and added: "Not only that, after obtaining the consent of the canteen aunties, the school also distributed New Year red envelopes to the canteen aunties, each worth one thousand yuan."
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"????"
"I graduate from college this year. Can I work as a cafeteria aunt at Haicheng University?"
"I can work overtime during the Chinese New Year, as long as Secretary Lu gives me one thousand yuan in overtime pay."
"My hands don't shake when I cook, and I make delicious dumplings. Secretary Lu chooses me!"
"At first glance, I thought you were choosing a girlfriend, but it turns out you are actually applying for a job as a cafeteria aunt?"
"What's wrong with the cafeteria auntie? The treatment at Haicheng University is so good, I'm also willing to be the cafeteria auntie."
"..."
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After saying this.
Secretary Lu continued to explain: "I admit that the school makes dumplings for students to celebrate the New Year. This kind of humanistic care is something Haicheng University learned from other schools."
"Many schools give dumplings to students staying in school during the Chinese New Year. Is there anything wrong with that?"
Secretary Lu frowned.
I can't think of the real reason why the cafeteria ladies resigned collectively.
See it from his perspective.
The matter of making dumplings for students staying in school should not have caused such a large-scale mass resignation.
Listen to Secretary Lu’s innocent words.
Chen Mu couldn't help but sigh again: "Secretary, when you copied your homework, you didn't consider the actual situation of Haicheng University..."
"Let me tell you what happened at Haicheng University on New Year's Eve..."
Under Chen Mu’s description.
Secretary Lu and the netizens in the live broadcast room.
Heard a very outrageous story.
As early as two days before New Year's Eve, Haicheng University asked the school's counselors to inform their respective class groups about the school's faith care activities for international students.
Not only that.
In order to make it easier for students staying on campus to go out and purchase New Year supplies.
The school has also opened access control from the school cafeteria to the university gate.
That is to say.
In this period of time.
Students staying in school can enter and exit the school freely without registering.
during the New Year.
Chen Mu happened to be a member of the detention school, so he went to the cafeteria to help the aunties in the cafeteria.
This was also after Chen Mu came to Haicheng University.
In addition to being a school doctor.
The most regrettable decision.
Regardless of him.
Or the aunties in the cafeteria of Haicheng University.
What no one expected was the day of New Year's Eve.
From morning to night.
They only did a few things.
Kneading noodles.
Knead the dough.
Roll out the dough.
and dumpling fillings.
Make dumplings.
Cook dumplings.
…
Eight in the morning.
Some local students from Haicheng came to the school cafeteria to join in the fun and eat dumplings after seeing the school's announcement.
at first.
Neither Chen Mu nor the aunts in the cafeteria took these students seriously.
I want to say it’s just a matter of having a few more pairs of chopsticks.
He warmly entertained these students.
What they never dreamed of was.
This is just the New Year's Eve day.
Their "tragic" beginning!