Chapter 174 Why Is the School Hospital Applying for a Washing Machine? What! Did the Student Shit His Pants?

Chen Mu turned around.

He took a look at the school doctor's office, which was full of messes and even smelled bad.

He curled his lips and said, "On the other hand, I'm asking you to approve funding and I want money!"

"Vice Principal Zheng, although there are many school leaders in our school, you are the only one responsible for approving funds!"

Chen Mu just finished speaking.

Then Vice Principal Zheng roared, "Funding? You actually dare to ask for funds?!"

"I saw the school's accountant yesterday and found out that the funds applied for by the professor's laboratory in our school are not as much as yours, a school hospital with only one school doctor."

Chen Mu shook his head: "Vice Principal Zheng, I don't like hearing what you say!"

"The school hospital doesn't want to have only one school doctor. It's obvious that you don't care about the school hospital and can't recruit anyone."

Speaking of which.

Chen Mu's tone paused.

He glanced at the camera furtively, covered the wheat on his collar, and whispered: "Vice President Zheng, Haicheng University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, one of the graduate students who came to support us this time is named Xu Liang. I think it’s a good fit to work in our school’s hospital.”

"Would you like to consider helping to dig a corner?"

"Oh, by the way, there is another one named Mu Yao. Do you want to stay with us as an intern for a while?"

"Although our school does not have any advantages in terms of salary, our school has a lot of crispy students! We can keep them here to see the world!"

Vice Principal Zheng was speechless.

People are sent to our school to study.

Good for you.

Just don’t want to pay it back? !

It is said that the graduate students sent by Haicheng University of Traditional Chinese Medicine to support this time are all the proud students of several old professors.

Just these two sentences that Chen Mu just said.

If those old professors really heard it.

If not, I might just go to Haicheng University and ask for an explanation.

but……

Vice Principal Zheng on the other side of the phone touched his chin thoughtfully.

If it was someone else in the school who had to face those old professors, he might really need to worry.

But the person who had this idea was Chen Mu.

If those old professors from Haicheng University of Traditional Chinese Medicine really come to Haicheng University and ask Chen Mu for an explanation.

According to Chen Mu's thickness of face.

Maybe I will ask some old professors directly.

You are here, please help me.

That's what I thought in my heart.

Vice Principal Zheng said, "It's difficult for the school to negotiate with you."

"If you really need manpower, communicate with those graduate students yourself. If they want to stay, let them communicate with their own schools."

Vice Principal Zheng’s words reached this point.

Chen Mu couldn't say anything.

after all.

Just like what Vice Principal Zheng said just now.

some things.

If the school comes forward, things will become troublesome.

Can.

But this is not necessary.

Vice Principal Zheng, who was still lying on the ground, suddenly saw several people walking by him.

And when everyone passed by him, they would show an expression that was hard to explain.

Vice Principal Zheng then remembered that he looked a little mentally disturbed while lying on the floor of the hospital talking on the phone.

But think about those unreliable and crispy college students in the school hospital.

Vice Principal Zheng covered his face neatly and urged the person on the phone with a somewhat anxious tone: "Doctor Chen, do you have anything else to do? If there is nothing else, I will hang up. "

"Yes, I have!"

This time.

Chen Mu stopped covering the hair on his collar.

Leaning against the window of the school doctor's office, he said confidently: "Our school doctor's office needs a new batch of disinfectant laundry detergent, as well as washing machines and dryers. I hope Vice Principal Zheng can approve it."

"Oh, right."

"Our place is also a school hospital after all. I hope Vice President Zheng can buy a dryer with better quality and higher efficiency!"

Vice Principal Zheng on the other side of the phone was speechless for a moment.

He shouted frantically: "Doctor Chen! The drugs and machines you asked for are all really needed by the school hospital. The school can grant funds to you."

"But tell me, what the hell is a washing machine?"

"Is it possible that the Chinese medicine you prescribe to students should be put in the washing machine for a bath?"

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"Hahahaha!!! I'm laughing so hard. Vice Principal Zheng is holding tight to the school's funds!"

"Only those who have been in a laboratory know how expensive university laboratories are. I never dreamed that Dr. Chen, a university hospital, could actually be more expensive than university laboratories..."

"What's unexpected about this? Let's not mention that Haicheng University's medicines are free. Just the machines that do the examinations, none of them are cheap, okay?"

"Bathing with Chinese medicine makes me laugh so hard, Vice Principal Zheng may be going crazy!"

"The school only has so much funding. If we give more to the school hospital, we have to save it from other places. No wonder Vice Principal Zheng is so easy to get angry!"

"..."

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Chen Mu was silent for a moment.

Hang up the call with Vice Principal Zheng.

After a few seconds.

Chen Mu found the chat dialog box with Vice Principal Zheng in his WeChat.

A video call was made.

"vomit!"

Vice Principal Zheng just got on the phone.

I saw the beautiful female host sent to the school by the program team, holding a somewhat dirty rag.

Lying next to the trash can and retching!

Vice Principal Zheng felt bad, "Dr. Chen, what is going on?"

"If Reporter Su has a problem in our school, you have to treat him!"

"It's no use calling me!"

Chen Mu silently moved the camera away from Su Bingbing.

Turning to some brown marks on the ground.

See these.

Vice Principal Zheng's whole body suddenly became worse. "Someone vomited blood in the school doctor's office, or was it brown?"

"No, Dr. Chen..."

Vice Principal Zheng was only halfway through what he said.

Suddenly I felt something was wrong.

He paused his surprise, frowned, and said seriously: "Dr. Chen, if what you need is funding for treatment, the school will not be stingy."

"But what you proposed, that the school doctor's office needs a washing machine, is really a very unreasonable request..."

He hasn't finished speaking yet.

He was interrupted by Chen Mu, "Vice Principal Zheng, please listen to what I have to say first!"

"These brown stains on the ground are not blood stains, they are shit spots!"

Vice Principal Zheng: "Huh?"

Chen Mu: "Just now, two students were pulled into the school doctor's office!"

Vice Principal Zheng: "Huh?"

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"I almost died laughing. Vice Principal Zheng's two "ah"s are so soulful!"

"Vice Principal Zheng, either there is something wrong with my ears, or there is something wrong with my ears!"

"I never thought in my life that there could be so many little geniuses in the school!"

"I support Dr. Chen's request for funding for a washing machine. If a washing machine is not used, who can afford to wash those two pairs of pants by hand?"

"No, you don't think you can still use a washing machine that washes pants like that, do you?"

"I work in a hospital. The sheets that patients pull on the bed are all disinfected and cleaned. After disinfection and cleaning, what can't be used?"

"..."

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"Vice Principal Zheng, I'm still live broadcasting!"

"I can't lie to you in front of the live camera, right?"

"If you don't believe that a student pooped in the school doctor's office, I'll take you to see their pants. There might still be poop dripping from them!"

Said.

Chen Muzhen walked out holding his cell phone.

Listening to Chen Mu's outrageous words.

Vice Principal Zheng's expression changed.

He waved his hands repeatedly and said: "No! I don't want to watch anymore!"

"Before you get off work in the evening, I guarantee that the disinfectant laundry detergent, washing machine and dryer will be delivered to the campus hospital!"

"I'm still here to take care of the principal. In the future, except for asking for money, don't call me. There are quite a few vice principals in our school!"

"If that doesn't work, you can ask the secretary!"

"He has a high official position! He can handle things!"

Having said this.

Vice Principal Zheng didn't even give Chen Mu a chance to reply.

He hung up the phone cleanly.

Su Bingbing held the trash can and retched for a long time.

I found a mask for myself and tried to clean up the shit on the floor.

Chen Mu walked to the door of the school doctor's office and said, "Where are the volunteers? Come be a volunteer!"

Two boys wearing red armbands hurried over.

The last sentence hasn't been said yet.

So Chen Mu sent him to wipe shit.

"Xu Liang, where was the deliveryman just now?"

Chen Mu returned to his seat and turned on the viewing light.

After watching the film for a while, he said.

Xu Liang pointed downstairs, "I don't have any place to place him at the moment. Two male classmates from your school enthusiastically carried him to the observation room downstairs."

Chen Mu pointed to the film and said, "The ribs are broken. I just saw that he covered his leg."

"You can take a picture of his legs later, and then come here and call me."

"I'll seal his acupuncture points with silver needles to relieve the pain, and then you can just send him to the hospital."

Xu Liang hesitated, "Dr. Chen, why don't you just send the person to the hospital?"

"Even if there is something wrong with the bones in the leg, it won't be fatal."

Chen Mu glanced at him indifferently, "It's true that it won't be fatal, but we don't want money here."

Xu Liang had an epiphany.

"Dr. Chen, I'll take him to get all the examinations that can be done at our school hospital."

Finish this sentence.

Xu Liang left the school doctor's office in a hurry.

There was only Chen Mu.

Standing at the door of the school doctor's office, I couldn't hold back the corners of my lips.

One person muttered in a low voice: "Our school sounds really nice..."

"The school hospital may really be getting new people soon."

Chen Mu muttered.

Returned to his seat.

When I was about to continue looking at Yan Zhi’s medical records.

Then she saw Yan Zhi sleeping on a corner of the table holding her own medical records.

Chen Mu: "..."

This girl's sleep quality is surprisingly good!

Chen Mu was about to reach out and ask Yan Zhi to give him the suppressed inspection report.

Sudden.

At the door of the school doctor's office.

There was another knock on the door.

Chen Mu looked up.

Then I saw a boy wearing military training uniform standing at the door of the school doctor's office with an anxious look on his face.

"Dr. Chen, my roommate is in the observation room on the first floor. Can you go and have a look."

Chen Mu sighed.

He put his hands in his pockets and walked out, "Tell me first what happened to your roommate."

Su Bingbing silently put down the rag in her hand.

He simply washed his hands, quickly picked up Chen Mu's diagnosis and treatment box, and chased after him.

The boy who came to call the doctor scratched his head in embarrassment, "Here's the thing, isn't it very hot for us today, and the military training is also quite tiring."

"A few people in our dormitory discussed it and thought we could find a way to escape military training."

Chen Mu: "..."

Every year there are a few people in school who try to be clever but end up being self-defeating.

Boys don't know what Chen Mu is thinking.

I was just a little embarrassed and continued to tell the "deeds" of myself and my roommate.

"While we were having lunch, we happened to watch some short video clips from the school hospital."

"I saw an alumnus who was jumping lame on one leg. We thought at that time that this person might be a genius!"

Chen Mu was speechless: "You also jumped on one leg, and ended up with a sprained foot?"

The boy shook his head and continued: "In order to pretend to be more professional, we went to a nearby place selling crutches at noon and raised funds to buy a pair of crutches."

"We made an agreement, one person pretends to be one day, rock paper scissors, I lost."

At this point, the boy's face actually showed a hint of regret.

"After the military training started in the afternoon, my roommate and I were late for the training just so that the instructor could see my roommate using a cane."

"Then……"

"We do military training on the playground. In our school's playground, you have to go down the highest stairs."

"I just looked at my phone and when I was replying to my girlfriend's message, none of my roommates jumped up and fell headfirst."

"In front of the instructor and the whole class, I rolled from the top of the steps to the instructor's feet..."

Chen Mu was stunned when he heard this.

Is this okay?

Boy: "Our instructor was so frightened that he carried him all the way to the school doctor's office."

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"I'm an instructor, and I'm scared too!"

"I feel like the instructors can't sleep well at night. A simple military training almost killed someone."

"It's okay if this is a disease caused by over-training. The college student committed suicide. How innocent the instructor is!"

"You all only remember that the instructor is innocent. Isn't Dr. Chen innocent?"

"The analysis of Yan Zhi's condition has not been completed yet! Sister Yan Zhi has been suffering from fever for 15 months. She is obviously the most seriously ill, but she has to give up the medical resources of the school hospital to these people who are seeking death!"

"Dr. Chen didn't even mention changing the school rules. I'm so heartbroken!"

"..."

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"Old Chen, you are here too."

When Chen Mu and the boys arrived at the observation room, Zheng Xin was already there.

Saw Chen Mu.

Zheng Xin walked a few steps to Chen Mu and whispered: "There is nothing wrong with people, they are all trauma."

"It looked scary, but actually there was nothing wrong with the bones, and there wasn't even a big bleeding spot outside the skin."

Chen Mu glanced at the hospital bed.

The boy who was still howling like a ghost still had a little bit of distrust in Zheng Xin's judgment, "Nothing happened, howling so miserably?"

Zheng Xin shrugged, "Maybe my medical skills are mediocre!"

Boy on the hospital bed.

I happened to hear Zheng Xin’s words.

He suddenly sat up from the hospital bed, covered his head, and nodded wildly: "Dr. Chen, this doctor just now may not be good at medical skills."

Chen Mu: "..."

The boy thought his move was subtle and pinched his inner thigh.

moment.

Physiological tears were squeezed out, "Dr. Chen, I feel like I have a headache, I can't breathe smoothly, and I can't feel much in my legs!"

"I know you're busy!"

"If you don't have time to see me, just give me a referral form from the school hospital, and I'll just take our school's ambulance and go to a tertiary hospital to see me!"

Behind Chen Mu.

The boys who came to the school infirmary to bring in reinforcements also brightened up when they heard what he said.

He quickly ran to the side of the injured boy and looked at Chen Mu eagerly, "Dr. Chen, the teachers at our school are also very busy. How about I take him to the hospital?"