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"Excuse me, how can I find a girlfriend under such conditions?" Coming from a parallel world and completely despairing of the new image, Li Youzhi sent such a question online. "Try it on the other side." "It is recommended to reincarnate again." "To lose weight, run ten kilometers every day, do a hundred push-ups, a hundred squats, and a hundred sit-ups." Looking at these comments, which were either pertinent or mocking, Li Youzhi took the first step to change. Several years later, when reporters asked Li Youzhi's fans how they felt about the title of "the most responsible fan on the Internet", the fans were on the verge of tears. "In the beginning, we just wanted to be fun people and make fools laugh. Who would have thought that he would actually implement all those outrageous suggestions, or even make them even more outrageous!?" Facing the praise from fans, Li Youzhi expressed modestly; "I actually don't have any merits. To be able to achieve what I am today is because I just listen to advice!"

A third-rate painter in the past life, and a chaebol in this life. I thought it was a rebirth flow, but it turned out to be a system flow. I wanted to rely on myself, but you let me use a plug-in. “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in to Mao Lilan. You will be rewarded with a Dacheng-level “Karate”, which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in Gin Wine, and a reward of [Servant Contract], which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations to Suzuki Ayako for successfully signing in, and you will be rewarded with a copy of “Cash Capability”, which the host can receive at any time.”

[Funny, contrasting, relaxing, non-traditional entertainment. Readers who want to see something different in entertainment can click here to have a look ~] As a company that was established only a few years ago, Kuaiguang Entertainment has gone from being on the verge of bankruptcy to becoming a leader in the entertainment industry. It has many top anchors, original singers, and movie kings and actresses. The legendary artist in it: If you don't want to accept a business order, don't accept it. If you don't want to participate in a variety show, don't participate. Social account? Artists are in control, they love to break up and break up, and they love to get married. It can be called a mudslide in the entertainment industry. As their boss, Yang Ruoqian is naturally regarded as the king behind the scenes of domestic entertainment. "Mr. Yang, can you share the secret of your success?" Yang Ruoqian covered his forehead: "Is there a possibility? I never thought they could become popular..." "I just wanted to show off from the beginning."

As soon as he woke up, Josie traveled from the 21st century to Chicago in 1943 and became a poor boy on the streets. WWII? It was too far away for Josie, who was not yet an adult. As an orphan, how he can survive in this era is the most important. Fortunately, he has a plane trading system. In this era, being a master of space and time can be nourished even if you think about it. However, a few months later, Josie, whose life had just improved a little, looked at Captain America who was singing and dancing with a group of girls on the stage of the war fundraising charity performance in front of him, and fell silent. It's over, Barbie Q. This is actually Marvel!

One day, 18-year-old high school student Lin Tian was accidentally bound to the producer system. As long as he bound a partner and trained him to become a super "idol", he would be rewarded. After meeting Gan Yanyu, a mentally abnormal and paranoid cellist, the two hit it off and started to create short videos, and headed towards the highest honor in music competitions! So, "Ode to Love", "Canon in D Major", "Symphony of Fate" and other god-level music came out! The ancestors carefully selected, quality guaranteed, and brought a little classical shock to the world. The Coke in the hands of the audience suddenly turned into a red wine glass, and the tattered vest on their body turned into a tuxedo... As the melody of the two people played the world, they overcame all the obstacles in the music competitions, and their videos became a love variety show that countless netizens urged! ...... In a season of cherry blossoms, Gan Yanyu, who had just won the championship in an international competition, played a song that Lin Tian had never heard before on the stage of thousands of audiences. In Lin Tian's astonished eyes, the girl put down the bow and smiled like a flower. "You've written so many songs for me, this one is for you." "It's called - "Love Letter"."

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

【Food】【No CP】【Daily】【Funny】【Eating well】【Warmth】【Healing】 Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Zhou was accidentally bound to a random food system. A random location every week, random food, and different customers. Selling steamed buns at the entrance of the park, selling preserved egg and lean meat porridge on the top of the mountain, and selling candied haws at the entrance of the school. All the food is mouth-watering and can't be stopped. Just when the endless stream of diners couldn't forget the food on the stalls... "Fuck, where is the boss selling steamed buns?" "I started climbing the mountain in the middle of the night, and I didn't even sleep because I was afraid it would be too late, just for this bowl of porridge! But the boss ran away?" "No, where is the candied haws? It's not windy or rainy, and my child is crying with greed! Where did the candied haws seller go?" However, when all the diners found that whether it was steamed buns or candied haws, it was actually the same boss, but the stall location was never fixed, and the things sold were different every time, but they were all the same mouth-watering... The diners were anxious. "Okay, okay, you're forcing me, right?" "Hello, is this the TV station? How much does it cost to post a missing person notice here?" New book "I'm just a cook, director, please stop making a fuss"

What is Kung Fu? A showcase or a killing technique? Or a scam brewed during the Three Thousand Years Cold War and countless private conflicts among the people? It’s time to put an end to this war. “If you are invincible, what will happen?”

I like to sit on an empty street at night, listening to the whispers of “them”, and enjoying the hustle and bustle of “them”.

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?" "I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie." "Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie? "It doesn't count." "The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions." "That means they don't understand appreciation." "Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards." "Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

In a world full of superheroes, not having a system isn't a big deal. But if the superheroes here are more jerks than each other, that's a huge problem. In the cabin of the plane that was about to crash into the Atlantic Ocean, Wei Chen began to write a suicide note: the plane was flying at an altitude of 40,000 feet, the cockpit was filled with smoke and fire, and the safety door was broken, causing the cabin to lose pressure. The only life-saving straw-what should we do if the superheroes don't care about us? Waiting online, very urgent. This book is also known as "Superhero Begins in Black Robe", "I Formed the Justice League", "Batman Through Time, I Am Your Father".