This Director Only Makes Bad Movies

Recently, Gu Fan, the president of Nitiantian Games, once again fell into the spotlight because of a small bug in the new game. As a top designer in the industry, all games designed by Gu Fan have very distinctive characteristics: At first, players felt that these games were junk games with boring gameplay and purely disgusting players. But after players discovered a major BUG, the gameplay of these games has undergone earth-shaking changes, making people sleepless and unable to stop! As a result, players once again started a big discussion about "Is this a BUG or a game mechanism?" In this regard, Gu Fan seriously clarified in the interview: "Hello everyone, I am Gu Fan, a game designer. You can also call me by my English name: fan·gu (anti-bone). "I solemnly declare once again that these so-called 'core gameplay' are not our company's original design, they are all BUG! It's just because players like it, so we haven't fixed it!"

This book is also called "The Ranchers: The Fall of Hollywood" Traveling back twenty years, he settled in a ranch in Hawaii, USA, where he lived the leisurely daily life of a super-rich man in Silicon Valley, starting a new business in the entertainment industry. Rain or shine, you can trim cows' hooves, deliver coconuts to the 28th pole, pick barnacles from the coastal rocks, and shave wool in the haystacks. There is a blue fishery here, and it is also a paradise for cute pets. Take you to have fun in Hollywood and dominate the global entertainment industry...

A riffraff king with an arrogant personality, who accidentally crossed into a parallel space, turned into a crime squad agent. The huge change of identity caused him to turn the police station into trouble. However, a wicked adventure system has allowed him to solve strange cases repeatedly and become a detective! PS: Produced by Kuanghai Wanghu, reliable quality, and childish.

During the late night rescue operation. The young surgeon caught the system and began a strange life. “Ding Dong! Reward 3,000 broken finger replants!” "Ding Dong! Five thousand heart bypass surgery sold for half the price." Brain tumor refueling package! “Looking at your excellent performance recently, and after a systematic evaluation, you will give up the system lab – “What? This broken system is so great that it can not only do surgery, but also do scientific research? Well, let’s go to the climax of life like this

The most tragic travel in this century, the traveler was trapped by the original owner and couldn't take care of himself! There are pits everywhere in life. Every time a beautiful woman appears, you have to worry about whether she will be slapped by the other party! In fact, I really just want to copy books quietly. What music godfather, what actor, what a genius screenwriter, what a legendary director, don't give me such titles at will! (No system, no golden fingers, and the rhythm is really not fast. This is a story without too many slaps in the face, no routines, and no impetuousness. The author is serious. Power generation for love, not just bad money.) (It is solemnly stated that the basis for marking the heroine and supporting actress is the frequency of appearances. Being set as the heroine by the author does not mean that something will happen with the male protagonist!)

As soon as he woke up, Josie traveled from the 21st century to Chicago in 1943 and became a poor boy on the streets. WWII? It was too far away for Josie, who was not yet an adult. As an orphan, how he can survive in this era is the most important. Fortunately, he has a plane trading system. In this era, being a master of space and time can be nourished even if you think about it. However, a few months later, Josie, whose life had just improved a little, looked at Captain America who was singing and dancing with a group of girls on the stage of the war fundraising charity performance in front of him, and fell silent. It's over, Barbie Q. This is actually Marvel!

I, Li Mingyue, the legendary protagonist, join the film and television investment system, and get a tenfold rebate on lost money! It’s not easy to make money making a movie, but isn’t it easy to lose money? I randomly found a smart guy among my classmates to be the director, but I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of my nightmare. "It was promised that martial arts movies would be bad, but your Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon will directly open up the international market and start making money?" "It's also a science fiction blockbuster. "Shanghai Fortress" lost three small targets, but your "The Wandering Earth" has a box office of five billion?" "We promised that the audience is tired of watching Xianxia? Did you say that "The Legend of Shushan" has become the pinnacle of Xianxia movies?" "We promised that there would be no market for cartoons in China, but your "Magic Boy" raked in 6 billion?" … "Mr. Su You, as a super new star director who created an era, how do you evaluate your boss?" "It is the greatest honor in my life to meet a boss like Mingyue. She may not have a deep understanding of movies, but she will give us unconditional trust; she may not understand movies, but her insight into the market is what I I admire them all; she is a good boss. Without her, I would not be where I am today, and there would be no "The Wandering Earth"." Li Mingyue: Su You, you really deserve to die!

Thousands of years ago, Tang Feng climbed Kunlun Mountain, accidentally fell off the cliff, crossed the ancient starry sky array into the sea of stars, and since then, embarked on the road of immortality. Thousands of years of war, sweeping the stars, and achieving the supreme immortal body, as the purple fairy. Tang Feng crossed the starry sky array, depleted the soul, and returned to the earth, only to find that the earth had only passed six years, and he had a pink baby girl. The cold, domineering ex-girlfriend of the female president, and the clever daughter, from then on, the immortal Ziwei, who made the sea of stars tremble, opened a new life for the best dad.

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

“What would you choose from the following three things? 1: Diploma of Mizuki University. 2: A well-tested school flower 3: 50 million venture capital. ” … Life is a series of multiple choice questions, however, when Ye Feng found out that each of his options would come true, the story began. … Years later, as the youngest billionaire, Ye Feng said modestly in an interview: “I’m just better at doing multiple-choice questions than others.”

Yue Guan is known as the man who built China for five thousand years. From Emperor Qin Shihuang who unified all the eight countries, to the Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty who opened up the land; from the only military strategist Emperor Taizong of Tang dynasty, to the extreme comeback from Emperor Ming Chengzu; even the King of Shang and Zhou from the ancient era. Five thousand years of China’s history, there was no emperor that Yue Guan couldn’t play. He has created countless classic images of the emperor on the screen, and many people directly revered him as his majesty. In response to this, Yue Guan has always been very humble: This King is Only An Actor.