Chapter 322 Weird Mom, "Mr. Tumor" Ranked Second in the World
As Long Aotian's boss, Su Zhe naturally has to pay attention to the big productions in the industry.
Of course he had heard about the top historical heroine drama "Wu Zetian" that Ye Bingjie was filming, and he had also seen the Reuters promotional photos——
The big thief is white!
No, it's very historical restoration.
Especially the clothing, I don’t know how well the details are restored, but it must have restored the open and confident atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty.
Now that he saw the big thief Bai at the scene, Su Zhe understood in an instant:
"Auntie, I was filming from store H. I rushed over after seeing the live broadcast. I haven't had time to change clothes yet."
Ye Bingjie was stunned, suppressed her smile, and looked Su Zhe up and down.
The first issue of "National Treasure Season" is a calligraphy special topic, and the finale of the national treasure is "Orchid Pavilion Preface". The filming location is of course W Xi Kuaiji Mountain. The drive from H Store Film and Television City is basically between an hour and a half to two hours.
Su Zhe simply calculated the time Du Chenghui spent "joking" and said with a smile:
"Auntie, the car is too fast and it's not safe. Chenghui is protected by me, so don't worry."
"You boy, your observation skills are too keen." Ye Bingjie stopped joking and sighed in a serious tone.
Su Zhe said modestly:
"Actually, you should have noticed the skirt as soon as you entered the door, but Auntie was too dazzling and didn't dare to take a closer look."
Ye Bingjie felt that Su Zhe was becoming more and more confident and dared to tease her in turn, and felt a little awkward:
"I'm looking for you just to tell you that Dong Jinwen is in my hands. After so many years of being kind to others, do you really think that we orphans and widowed mothers are easy to bully?"
Su Zhe always felt a little awkward when he heard what this famous witch said about "orphans and widowed mothers", so he nodded and said:
"Then I'll bother Auntie. By the way, Auntie came here in a hurry and hasn't eaten yet? How about I order takeout for you and deliver it to Chenghui's house?"
Ye Bingjie almost had her waist broken by Su Zhe——
After hearing the first half of the sentence, I thought Su Zhe was going to treat her to dinner, but he didn't expect that he was driving her to his son's house for takeout.
She couldn't help but rolled her eyes:
"Now that we've talked about business, it's time to talk about our private matters."
Su Zhe was a little confused:
"Do we have any private matters? Well... how about I give you my dad's phone number and you parents can talk about... parenting?"
He looked innocent and spoke innocently, but he reminded the other person with every word:
There's a generation gap between us! Don't tease me!
But Ye Bingjie didn't seem to understand, and lay on the sofa alone, revealing the graceful curves of her back, especially her astonishing hip line.
Su Zhe rolled his eyes: "Auntie, aren't you tired?"
This posture, with such exaggerated lines, must be tight and concave, and the pelvis is tilted forward.
Ye Bingjie chuckled and said:
"But you just pressed me until my whole body ached, so why don't you help me rub it, kid?"
Su Zhe:......
This aunt is so good at it that Su Zhe can’t:
Doesn't she care about her son's feelings at all? The rabbit hasn't eaten the grass beside the nest yet! There are so many men in the world, why does she have to find her son's teammate?
Su Zhe couldn't help but sigh narcissistically in his heart:
"Hey, it's really distressing to be too charming. If it were a sin to let down one's heart, I'd probably go to the eighteenth level of hell."
He was silent for a while, but still saved face for Ye Bingjie, leaned over her ear, and whispered:
"I'm sorry, I haven't learned how to tap my back. There should be blind people massaging around. Auntie, you can try it. I also want to write a song, so I won't give it to you."
Ye Bingjie suddenly fell silent, her stretched buttocks slumped, and she seemed to have finally given up on trying to hook up with Su Zhe.
Su Zhe just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard a familiar voice coming from the door:
"Brother, I came here specifically to thank you. Thank you...ah, brother, why didn't you close the door? I didn't see anything!"
Su Zhe turned around and saw Du Chenghui covering his eyes and retreating back to the door in embarrassment.
Du Chenghui was very embarrassed. When he saw Su Zhe's door open (deliberately left open to avoid suspicion), he walked in directly.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Su Zhe leaning over the sofa, with a round butt exposed beside him.
Du Chenghui is not a six-year-old child anymore, so he still doesn’t know what he is doing? Even the connected poses were guessed.
He immediately covered his face in embarrassment and wanted to leave, but heard a familiar voice:
"son?"
Du Chenghui was stunned, with a very confused expression on his face. He couldn't hold it back anymore, so he quietly opened his fingers and saw his own mother lying on Su Zhe's sofa.
He immediately moved his palm away and looked at Ye Bingjie stupidly:
"mom?"
Ye Bingjie was helpless:
"My stupid son, can't even his own mother recognize him?"
Du Chenghui looked blankly at Su Zhe, who looked like "How should I explain it?" and said blankly:
"dad?"
Su Zhe: w(Д)w
"Wait, you changed your story too quickly, right? Tell the truth, how long have you wanted to be my son?"
Du Chenghui said blankly:
"Don't you always ask me to 'call daddy'?"
Su Zhe collapsed: "That's a normal joke between boys! It doesn't mean that I have any inappropriate thoughts about your daughter-in-law."
"That's good." Du Chenghui breathed a sigh of relief, "Brother, you are indeed my good big brother."
Su Zhe didn't expect that Du Chenghui believed him without any explanation, and was a little confused.
Du Chenghui asked Ye Bingjie:
"Mom, are you here specifically to see my brother?"
"Yes, it's boring, let's go." Ye Bingjie looked bored, waved her hand and left.
Su Zhe was even more stupid and couldn't help but ask:
"Auntie, you came all the way here and left without talking to Chenghui?"
You even have time to flirt with him, but no time to look at your son?
Ye Bingjie didn't answer and simply left.
Du Chenghui looked calm and asked Su Zhe:
"Brother, is she hooking up with you?"
Su Zhe: "Huh?"
——You actually know? Fortunately, I was careful to hide it, for fear of affecting your mother-son relationship.
Du Chenghui looked helpless:
"She's always like this. Once I make good friends, I'll hook up with them."
Su Zhe: "Huh?"
——It turns out it has nothing to do with my charm, it’s purely due to Du Chenghui’s glory. Did Ye Bingjie watch any unique movies? For example, "Son's Friend" or something like that...
Du Chenghui continued to explain:
"But whenever my friend's heart moves, she slaps him and angrily scolds him for being unkind when he approaches me. As a result, I have no friends for so many years."
Su Zhe: "Huh?"
--What? Enforcement against my son’s friend for fishing? This is too bad! Does she know how big a shadow a big pussy will leave on a little boy?
Du Chenghui's tone became proud:
"My mother said that every friend who is close to me wants to pursue her, and she can give up her friends for beauty. But she didn't expect, brother, you are different! You keep yourself clean and value your friends, but she failed completely, and that's why she is so disappointed."
Su Zhe: "Huh?"
——To be friends with you, do I have to pass the test of a witch? Are you the Tathagata of the West?
Su Zhe felt that he would become mute if he continued to "ah". He tried hard to correct his broken outlook on life and couldn't help but ask:
"Chenghui, has Auntie checked..."
He pointed to the brain.
Du Chenghui shrugged:
"Anyway, she is quite normal in front of other people, but to treat me like this... maybe she hates me. After all, my existence has affected her stardom and made her suffer a lot."
He said it very calmly, as if "Mom hates me" was an ordinary thing and not worthy of attention at all.
Su Zhe looked at him blankly, feeling something was wrong:
If she didn't care about her son, why did Ye Bingjie rush directly from the set to Kuaiji Mountain?
Are you here specifically to tease Su Zhe?
It was obvious that this was just a test she did on the spur of the moment.
She obviously cares about her son, but her words and deeds really seem to hate him.
Su Zhe really didn't understand the way their mother and son got along, so he didn't dare to say anything and patted him on the shoulder:
"Go back to sleep... By the way, except for a 'keep your own integrity' like me, if you still lack friends, you can find someone to turn to."
Du Chenghui said worriedly:
"Then I'm worried they want to pursue me."
Su Zhe:......
Yes, you mother and son are the same! Neuropathy!
This is all pursuit paranoia.
"You should leave quickly. I want to rest and rebuild my three views in my dreams."
Su Zhe hurriedly drove away Du Chenghui, feeling tired——
There is a mother who uses this method to test her son's friends?
Fortunately, he kept his integrity and adhered to the bottom line, and no sperm got into his head, otherwise he would have been embarrassed.
And if word gets out, the black spots won’t even be able to be cleaned out of the system, right?
Su Zhe couldn't help but sigh:
"The world is full of wonders, and Ye Bingjie's weird mother really breaks the limits of human imagination..."
Although Ye Bingjie treats her son very strangely, she is very reliable in business matters.
Early the next morning, as soon as Su Zhe got up, he saw a report——
"Revealing the Ashes of Art Speculation".
The report takes Dong Jinwen as an example, revealing in detail how he hypes up his works to high prices and then sells them for profit through the Cultural Communication Association.
After Su Zhe read it quickly, he exclaimed:
This report not only attacks Dong Jinwen, but also reflects on the Association for Cultural Communication.
"Given the capabilities of the Cultural Communication Association, it is difficult for this kind of report to appear in newspapers. Du Chenghui has quite a lot of connections...wait a minute!"
Su Zhe's heart moved:
"Who is Du Chenghui's father?"
Judging from the information on the Internet, we only know that Ye Bingjie gave birth to a child, but we never know who the father is.
"According to common sense, if a big star can keep it secret, he must be very powerful; and single mothers usually let their sons have their own surname, right? But the surname is Du, and they are also named Chenghui... inherit the glory?"
Su Zhe felt that he had guessed a big melon, and secretly exclaimed:
"Chenghui, Chenghui, it turns out you have such a big background."
Su Zhe had no interest in stealing people's privacy and was too lazy to play the "Guess Who's the Father" game. He glanced at the system——
[Completely destroy Dong Jin’s literary character: Calligraphy Master]
[Drawing Reward: Artwork Hype Once (Top Level)]
Su Zhe was stunned for a moment, not understanding what this one-time reward meant, but when he saw that the reward was automatically activated as soon as it was drawn out, he didn't bother to think about it.
Just wait for the final result.
In addition to Dong Jinwen, there is also an unexpected surprise——
[Reduce the character of the Cultural Communication Association: the patron saint of Chinese traditional culture (-2%)]
[Drawing Reward: Traditional Culture Inheritor (Elementary Level)]
[Remarks: Slightly improve your talent in the field of traditional culture. 】
"Talent? Does it mean you still have to learn?" Su Zhe curled his lips and didn't take it to heart——
Just kidding, when did Su Zhe have to rely on learning to master skills?
After sorting out the rewards, Su Zhe immediately got up and did a very important thing——
Calculate the proceeds from "Tumor King" and then donate.
Because "Tumor King" is finally offline, the total box office is fixed at 3.7 billion.
This is a very excellent result, ranking among the top fifteen in China's total box office list.
But even scarier is the box office return.
Since Su Zhe, Cheng Lanyun and others only wanted to help Liang Zhiruo fulfill her last wish, they did not ask for any remuneration, and the scenes were simple, resulting in a cost of only more than 3 million.
In other words, the box office is 1,000 times the cost!
The return on investment is 1,000 times, which is undoubtedly the first place in domestic films.
Even compared with the world, it is only lower than the pseudo-documentary "Paranormal Activity" (10,000 times), the second in the world!
Moreover, the box office of "Mr. Tumor" is higher than that of "Paranormal Activity" (200 million US dollars).
So some self-media used very exaggerated and sensational titles when reporting -
[The most profitable movie in history, from Su Zhe, from China! ]
[The second in the world, the first in China, this is Su Zhe's ability to make money! ]
Even foreign countries have reprinted related reports, after all, this is a global record.
The sugar canes are so proud.
Even passers-by feel proud:
[Su Zhe is really the pride of China, the second in the world! ]
[Although I don't chase stars, I have to admit that he is talented. ]
[By the way, let me tell you about Paranormal Activity. The shooting cost was very low, but the marketing cost was said to be tens of millions of dollars. It is a movie that deceives the audience by marketing real videos. If we calculate the real cost, the return rate is not as good as that of Tumor King. ]
[That's right, China is the first! The United States is a liar! ]
Some media even turned their attention from Tumor King to Long Aotian Film and Television: ]
[When Su Zhe quietly opened a film and television company called Long Aotian, we all thought that it was just like other celebrity studios, just for the convenience of operating projects or tax avoidance. ]
[But Long Aotian has quietly become a new force that cannot be ignored in the entertainment industry. ]
[Filming TV series, it delivered perfect results in Kiss and Smile respectively; filming movies, The Secret 2.4 billion and Tumor King 3.7 billion are even more shocking! ]
[What's more terrifying is that we checked the shareholder information and found that Long Aotian is Su Zhe's sole proprietorship, with less than 10 employees, a typical small and micro enterprise, and its turnover has approached 10 billion! It has become a first-tier film and television company in the industry. ]
[Looking at the turnover, Long Aotian is a typical lord in the circle, even a giant; but looking at the number of people and shareholders, it is just a grass-roots team. It can only be said that Su Zhe is too capable and has made his personal studio unprecedented. ]
[According to the investment circle, Long Aotian is a unicorn company, a giant unicorn, and its unique and invincible horn is Su Zhe's unparalleled creative talent and terrifying audience appeal. ]
[Please remember Long Aotian, a personal studio destined to leave a mark in the Chinese film industry. ]
As soon as this report came out, Su Zhe instantly became the cusp of the storm.
Countless people outside the circle were amazed after realizing it:
[Su Zhe has become a big boss in the circle? ]
[Two years ago, he was still an outdated talent show idol with a lot of black material! Is the world changing too fast, or am I reacting too slowly? ]
[The world is still uncertain, you are all dark horses! Su Zhe showed us how a talented person can turn the tide and become a dark horse! ]
[Goodbye Su Zhe, good luck in counterattack.]
Faced with overwhelming praise, Su Zhe did not get carried away and asked the studio to handle it in a low-key manner.
After all, making money is admirable, but also enviable. There is no need to hype it up all the time.
Even in order to prevent some marketing accounts from taking the opportunity to spread rumors and make trouble, Mary Sue Studio announced again:
[The box office share of "Mr. Tumor" is a total of 1.55 billion. After deducting taxes according to the law, it will be donated in full according to the wishes of Mr. Liang Zhiruo, mainly for the treatment of poor and seriously ill patients.]
I said that Ye Bingjie's plot is not what you imagined... Yu Kun is not that kind of person, okay?