Chapter 3252 The Teacher’s Battle

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"Asshole, Boss Fan, please tell me the truth quickly, where did you and Sister Lucia go to have sex with each other these past few days on their honeymoon? Have you considered the feelings of us bachelors?"

"No, wouldn't you be more pitiful if I told the truth?" I shook my hand. In fact, the honeymoon is a bit hard to talk about, so it is enough to just keep it in the memory of me and the little fox. .

"Damn it, I also want to find a fox girl to have sex with!" Lao Ma burst into tears on the street, crying like a paladin with an IQ of only ⑨.

"You have said this more than once."

"Actually, I'm planning to change my target recently. It seems that the girls from the Ursine tribe are not bad either." When mentioning this kind of thing, Lao Ma immediately became excited. He put his arms around his back and smiled obscenely. He didn't know where the tears just now went.

"oh?"

"During the days when you and Boss Lucia got married, didn't we take a flight to the Ursine Tribe?"

"It's a bit of an impression."

"Suddenly I discovered that the wild charm of a bear girl is also good. I am now stuck in the cross maze of life. Is it better to marry a fox girl or a bear girl? Boss Fan, you are a veteran, please help me quickly. I’ll refer to it as a reference.”

"I think werewolf girls are good."

"Really? Really? It seems to make sense. She has the charm of a fox-human girl and the wildness of a bear-man girl. She is indeed worthy of being the boss. So we happily decided to find a fox-man, werewolf and bear-man girl. Bar."

I:"……"

Since you are planning to find them all, why don't you ask for advice? Besides, with your death-seeking character, it would be good if you could find one.

I was about to take the place of the little fox and teach Lao Ma a lesson, telling him to wake up and stop living in a dream. Unexpectedly, someone took action faster than me. It turned out to be Lal's note that my daughter had knocked over just now.

Pushing the old horse to the ground and dragging it in front of Lilith, Lal made a face with the Chinese character "Lal", with a sparkling background. He grabbed the old horse and knelt down on one knee like a loyal knight offering a prisoner to the monarch.

"My beautiful princess, do you hear this? Such lechers and scum of the Paladin should be brought to justice and taught as a warning. Then, I am the model Paladin you are looking for. people."

"Yes...really? Haha...can you please get up first?" Lilith was not very good at dealing with such emergencies, and her face was full of trouble.

"Sorry, since you don't like such vulgar things, let's change it." With a deep voice full of middle-aged magnetism, Lar's expression on his face became more righteous and awe-inspiring, and he dumped the old horse like a dead dog. go out.

"I'll just go straight to the point. Can you be my daughter?"

"You're too damn straightforward!" I couldn't bear it anymore and kicked away Lar, who was pretending to be a human and a dog. If I didn't stop him, the tragedy of the white dragon riding on the face would happen at any time.

"Asshole, you've already stolen my precious daughter Sarah, why are you trying to stop me from finding another daughter? You guys, are you trying to add more daughters to your family? Are you going to let others live?" In anger and grief, a hungry tiger pounced on a sheep and started to fight with me.

"I'm preventing you from dying. Lilith already has parents."

"Oh, that's it." Lal paused for a moment, then wiped his forehead gracefully and smiled with his teeth.

"It does not matter, I do not mind."

"You really understand me." Sarah also came over to help, and the two of us worked together to beat our daughter's father-in-law to the ground.

"Wait, wait, I know, I don't have any extravagant hopes anymore. At least, at least everything about the Paladin, let me teach Lilith. I am also a Paladin after all... Pooh!"

A black shadow fell from the sky and stepped on Lar before he finished speaking.

"Don't listen to him. In the final analysis, in terms of seniority as an adventurer, I am Lal's senior, right? Who else is responsible for teaching Lilith?"

"Asshole, stop doing this. I'm Wu Fan's father-in-law. You have to call him Boss Fan. I'm the senior one!" Lal kicked the old horse off his back and stood up angrily. .

"It seems that only strength can speak for itself."

"Just what I wanted!"

"hey-hey."

"Hey hey hey."

Everyone was speechless as they watched Lao Ma and Lal rushing out of the tent impatiently to compete in the ring.

You guys have to listen to what I have to say, bastard, it’s just the two of you, not to mention that after Lilith changed jobs, even now, she can hold you down with one hand, and you still want to be her teacher? It's almost enough if Carlos or my king comes.

"Lilith, you're not scared." After coming back to my senses, I quickly comforted the frightened Lilith.

"Uncle Wu Fan, I'm fine." The surprised expression gradually turned into a smile, Lilith clasped her hands together and smiled softly.

"Lilith doesn't know how to describe this feeling. It's like the content in the book is suddenly displayed in front of her eyes in a more real and exaggerated way, as if she's dreaming. Ah, it turns out that this is Uncle Wu Fan's life, Lily Will Si be able to blend in in the future? I’m really looking forward to it.”

"..." No, Lilith, I'm glad you can say that, but at least don't blend into the rhythm of Lao Ma and Lal. A good noble girl turns into a funny girl. If this really happens, Valkemi He will tear me to pieces.

Knowing the inside story, Linya and the others seemed to be stuck in thinking because of the fight between Lal and Lao Ma. Lilith's situation was so special, who should teach her better?

"How about Carlos? I always feel that he will be a good and conscientious teacher."

"Altoria seems to be doing well, as well as Jeluka and the others. If Brother Wu goes to ask for help, there must be no problem, but how much are the elves' knight professions similar to the paladin profession?"

"Lilith is very grateful for everyone's concern." The delicate Lilith was very assertive. Faced with everyone's comments, she first saluted with gratitude, and then said firmly.

"Lilith has found a teacher, at least for the time being, right, Teacher Wu Fan?"

Facing Lilith who cast an expectant look at me and the surprised looks of the girls, I scratched my head with a wry smile and explained: "Well... Actually, it was because I saw how talented Lilith was that I thought for a moment. I accepted a good student, so I mentioned this matter directly to her parents. It seemed that there was no objection. It's just that I can't be a good and competent teacher. Is this really good? Lilith. "

"If it doesn't cause any trouble to Teacher Wu Fan, Lilith hopes that her teacher will be Teacher Wu Fan."

"How could it be? I can't ask for a student like you. Well, since it comes to this point, even if I am not qualified myself, I will find you an excellent instructor. Of course, I will also try my best to take the time to teach you. So that I, a teacher with an empty reputation, can feel at ease. What do you think of this arrangement?"

"Oh, it would be great if I could pick up a student like Lilith for nothing." Linya shook her head and sighed, feeling extremely envious of me.

"Xiao Nizi, you are still learning from Akara, and you just want to find a student? Let's wait until when you start teaching." I pinched her soft cheeks and smiled.

"Vilas, it's dinner. I haven't tasted your cooking for a long time."

"After all, it's my brother and Lucia's wedding, and we don't dare to send you dry food without authorization."

"It seems that it would be better to make tonight's dinner a little lighter?"

The girls had already known about Lucia's salty hell and even tried it, so they all looked at me with tacit sympathy.

"That...that..."

Lilith suddenly clenched her little fists and spoke in a voice that was several times softer than usual.

"I...can I learn to cook from Aunt Vilas...from you?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Lilith with more gentle eyes.

"Of course, you can start right now. How about I teach you how to use some basic tools first?"

When it was her turn to cook, Vilas did her best. Not to mention in this family, even in the entire Dark Continent, there was probably no one who could match her. Therefore, she was rare without being modest and went straight to the point with a gentle and shy smile. It's also a little more serious. Perhaps in the eyes of this little dog, the kitchen is the real battlefield for women.

Lilith responded to Willas with a heavy nod, and then the two girls naturally held hands and entered the kitchen. Not to be outdone, the twin princesses cheered "We are here to help too" and followed in. As for Sarah, she has But how could she be missing from Willas's kitchen partner? This angelic and beautiful little loli had already put on an apron, and started to work in the kitchen with the air of a married woman.

Seeing this, Princess Sanwu raised her head and did not follow. She has always been pragmatic. There are not many people at home today. There are Veras and Sarah in the kitchen, and the Twin Princesses are enough. What's more? With the addition of an apprentice, Lilith, it would be easy to get confused if there were too many people.

"Brother Wu, are you at home? You shouldn't be fleeing in fear of crime, right?" At this time, Sister Lina's majestic voice came in from outside.

"Brother Wu, let me help you stop Lina. Run away. It's not me, Gao Te, who is bragging to you. Which cell in the camp prison have I not sat in? The feeling inside is not very pleasant."

I:"……"

Should I complain about the sentence "Which cell have I not sat in"? I guess the crime was all about running naked by the river.

"Hey, Boss Gott, Sister Lina, what are you doing? It's not good to pull and pull at the door of other people's houses, okay? Boss Gott, have you changed your hairstyle? It looks like a hedgehog. Is it popular in the camp recently? This kind of hairstyle?”

"Asshole, see clearly, this was electrocuted by Lina."

"Isn't this obvious? I said this specifically to help you out."

"Oh, really? If you can help me hold Lina together, I will be even happier."

"Sister Lina, let me help you hold down this gorilla."

"Betrayed, I was betrayed!!!"

"Oh? What kind of trouble is this? Which side should I help? Let's see, it's not good if we don't help each other. We've all helped. Doug Goff, you go and stop Sister Lina, and I'll help Lao Ma press down together. Live in Gott.”

"No, no, no, Gaut is stronger. Let us leave such a difficult task to our two brothers. You go and stop Sister Lina."

"Asshole, I'm your big brother. If I don't protect you from the wind and rain, who else will?"

"Whether you three are done or not, I think you are the evil ones, so don't block the way."

"Hey!!! Yes... yes!"

The first thing I saw was Karina and Aunt Lisa coming in hand in hand. As soon as I glanced at them, Karina glared at me angrily.

"Where's Vilas? She's in the kitchen, right? Let's go help first and settle the accounts with you after dinner."

"Why are you so embarrassed? Sister Lina, you are a guest." I rubbed my palms and nodded.

"What, you dislike my craftsmanship?"

"Don't dare."

"You know what's going on. By the way, let's take care of those idiots outside. Really, following these people, I feel like I'm about to become an idiot." He gave me a gentle flick on my forehead, and then , Sister Lina helplessly held her forehead, shook her head and lamented, and then walked into the kitchen hand in hand with Lisa.

Princess Sanwu raised her head and counted with her fingers. She had more mouths to eat, but she also had more helpers. She still didn't need to appear on her own and could continue.

"You go and help me too!"

I didn't care about the outside. I lifted Princess Sanwu up like a kitten and put her in the kitchen. I can't help you, and I can't let you continue to sit here and conceive of the Duke of Beasts, poisoning this druid's pure outlook on life. I Let’s see what weird things have been written? Damn it, when did this mistress put away the draft? Even me, the most powerful person in the world, didn't notice it.

I smacked my lips unwillingly, and then I strode outside and kicked the three people who were making a fuss, including Lao Ma and the Gorilla, into the door one by one. I have never seen such arrogant guests these days. The master must invite you in.

When there were more people, the dinner was simply arranged outside and turned into a daily small banquet. The girls also said that it was a pity that the little fox was not here, otherwise they could have held a private small wedding for us in the camp, in the big venue of the fox tribe. Except for Lao Ma and a few others, no one else was able to participate in the marriage due to various reasons. I always feel a little regretful.

There is no way to make up for this little wedding for me and the little fox. These people can also find other excuses. Anyway, as long as I come back, I can always have a small banquet every three days or a big banquet every five days. Reasons are like this Can't you find it easily?

No, this is just right, just think of it as a welcome party for Lilith. This reason is quite legitimate...

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