Chapter 499: Sasuke’s Part Time Job (1)

"Huchi - Huchi - Huchi - "

"Crack!"

With a soft sound, the snot bubble next to Mr. Beaver's nose burst.

He opened his eyes leisurely, and what he saw was Sasuke who was folding clothes.

"Hey, young man, why did you wake up so early?"

It gets bright early in the summer, and the sun has only dimly peeked out now, probably around four or five o'clock.

Today's young people generally have the problem of staying in bed. Unexpectedly, this young man got up earlier than himself.

Mr. Beaver expressed surprise.

Sasuke glanced at the old man with a complicated expression.

It’s hard to imagine that even though he only has two teeth, he can actually make a grinding sound all night long.

But this is not the key. I used to perform tasks outside with Team 7. If I spent the night with Naruto, the noise he made at night would be quite big.

"Old man, you slept soundly in such a simple and difficult environment."

Sasuke said this with a slightly envious tone.

With such quality sleep, it's no wonder he lives such a long life.

"It's a little rough, but it's not difficult."

Mr. Beaver jumped up from his nest, twisting his neck and limbs, making a crackling sound in his joints.

He looked at the sky with a trace of panic and fear on his face, "Compared with those days, the living environment here... is like paradise!"

"Heaven?" Sasuke's mouth opened slightly, looking surprised.

Although he is not a person who pursues luxury and has always lived a hard life, it is still difficult for him to connect everything here with heaven.

"What? Don't believe it?"

It is said that people become better with age, and Mr. Beaver could see through this young man's thoughts at a glance.

"Everything depends on comparison. You haven't experienced the mountains of corpses and seas of blood during the Warring States Period, and you haven't experienced your relatives dying around you one by one..."

"No, I've experienced it!"

Sasuke's tone was cold. No one could understand better than him the pain of witnessing the tragic deaths of loved ones.

Mr. Beaver sighed and said quietly:

"Okay, actually that's not what I want to say, but something more terrifying."

"For example, living underground dozens of feet deep all year round without seeing the light of day..."

"Every day I eat hair, drink blood, and eat earthworms and field mice..."

"Moreover, the cave may collapse at any time, the ceiling may seep, or even..."

"Terrible liquid oozing out..."

"..."

Humming a little tune, Mr. Beaver began to brush his teeth.

Since the last toothache incident, Beaver has been very careful about maintaining oral hygiene.

Although to be precise, his teeth are basically not in his mouth.

After spending a full five minutes, Beaver finally finished brushing his teeth, and Sasuke's complexion improved a little.

"Stop being in a daze, it's time to get to work!"

Mr. Beaver led Sasuke towards the square in the center of the village.

When passing by the 24-hour Blackwater convenience store, he went in and bought two French fries, two hamburgers, and of course, two large Cokes.

"Here, this is for you."

Mr. Beaver handed a large bag of food to Sasuke, then took out a small book, "These will be added to your bill, and will be deducted from your salary later."

Sasuke's face was still a little pale.

Mainly because the old man's explanation of the taste of the liquid just now was so vivid.

It was so detailed, as if he had tasted it himself.

This made Sasuke feel sick to his stomach.

But when the aroma of oil mixed with potatoes penetrated the tip of his nose, Sasuke moved his index finger again.

After all, it is the age when the body is growing, and the appetite is frighteningly good.

"Hiccup~"

After three strokes, five divided by two, a big burger went into his stomach, and then he drank a sip of coke. Sasuke couldn't help but burped comfortably.

It made Sasuke blush a little to do something so rude.

Fortunately, no one around him noticed, and his image as a cold-faced male god was finally preserved.

"Hey, fellow veterans, you guessed it right, this is my true face!"

I saw the old man Beaver suddenly holding his cell phone and pointing it at Sasuke. At the same time, he was pinching his throat, and his voice no longer sounded so old.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke's eyes widened, not knowing why.

Mr. Beaver ignored him and continued to speak on the phone: "Okay, the face-showing session is over now, and I will cover my face again."

At this time, on the Konoha live broadcast platform, in a live broadcast room named "Mr. Rose", the number of barrages was increasing crazily.

"Young master is so handsome, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

"Sure enough, your voice can make your ears pregnant, and you are also a first-class handsome man!"

"Young master, even when he hiccups, he looks so cute!"

"Yamanaka-chan is giving anchor Uchiha a big airship!"

"..."

The old man Beaver looked at the barrage with a smile, and then chatted with the ladies in the live broadcast room.

Sasuke's mind went blank. It wasn't until the live broadcast ended that he asked blankly: "What was that?"

"It's just to make some extra money. People who do it early in the morning are not very popular."

Mr. Beaver sighed. This line of work is not easy to do. He can't compete with other anchors during prime time, so he can only take advantage of the useless time in the early morning to broadcast casually.

"but……"

Glancing at Sasuke, he saw that his delicate face was just like Izuna, but much more handsome than him.

"The popularity should increase greatly tomorrow. After all, I promised them to live broadcast women's clothing..."

Sasuke, who was chewing, dropped the fries in his mouth, "Why are you looking at me like this when you're live streaming women's clothing?"

Beaver calmly picked up the fries, dipped them in ketchup, and put them into his mouth, "I'm your creditor. Isn't it natural to repay debts dressed as women?"

"Can't you just do it yourself? At worst, you'll have to use the transformation technique!"

"The live broadcast of the transformation technique has no soul!"

"Impossible, I would rather die than do such a thing!"

…

After finishing all the remaining French fries and coke, Sasuke still did not agree to the request for a live broadcast of cross-dressing, which made Mr. Beaver very embarrassed.

Finally, the live broadcast has made some progress, how could it die because of a little willfulness of young people?

It seems that Tie Suiya is coming back to the world again.

I can control the Third Raikage, but I can't control you?

Mr. Beaver silently made up his mind.

But... after all, the live broadcast is just extra money, and the work will be busy for a while.

"Um...are you full? When we are full, let's go get our next job."

Patting Sasuke on the shoulder, Mr. Beaver stood up, "It's almost time. We have to hurry up. Those dancing ladies have almost finished buying groceries..."

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I'm too tired today, so I only have one update, and tomorrow there will be five updates. If you can't do it, you can do whatever you want with the siomai!

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