Chapter 184 Coca-Cola on Heroes
This chapter follows Chapter 181 "The Empire's Ferocious Tiger".
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"Tell the examiner, I'm afraid of heights!"
Yasuo, who was wearing only thin clothes and carrying a parachute bag, raised his hands to protest to the examiner in charge of the second round of testing.
The exams of the ninjas are all about efficiency. Not long after the results of the written exam were announced, the second exam started immediately afterwards.
"Stop talking nonsense. Master Sima Zang spent countless efforts and many nights to develop this balloon airship. It's your blessing to be able to ride it. Hurry up!"
This examiner wears a mask and belongs to the ANBU. He is obviously one of the little fans of Deputy Minister Sima Zang.
After all, it is said that Lord Sima Zang, who is seventy years old and worked overtime for three consecutive months, has always been a role model for young people in the ANBU.
While introducing Yasuo with bright eyes, he quickly searched Yasuo's body and did not allow the candidates to bring any ninja tools or food.
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I bother!
Shrinking his head and sitting in the cramped pod, Yasuo once again despised his unscrupulous master in his heart.
It's obviously a drawing that I contributed to, but you actually say that it was developed by me with great pains, I'm so embarrassed!
It's so shameless. Is there any conscience in this kind of stealing other people's achievements? Do you still have a conscience? Really, really... does it look so familiar?
After touching his pocket and finding that it was empty, Yasuo secretly took out a small notebook from the system space and wrote down the code name of the young man from the ANBU Operations Section who called him.
When it came to settling accounts after the fall, Section Chief Ale, who was impartial and dedicated to his duties, expressed that he had no idea what it meant.
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I have to complain about Naruto's weird technology tree once again.
Yasuo clearly remembered that in the next Second Ninja War, Konoha would act as an invader and destroy a small country - the Kingdom of Kong.
Although this country in the sky is small, its scientific level is very impressive. The Sky Ninja Village invented a single-soldier flying device early on.
By the time of Naruto and Sasuke, the remnants of the Sky Ninja Village had even developed the terrifying black technology of floating fortresses.
Of course, in the end, black technology still cannot escape the fate of being torn apart by the two wall-mounted protagonists.
Against such a world-famous technological background, Konoha and other ninja villages didn't even invent hot air balloons!
"I'm so stupid, really!"
"I shouldn't have been fooled by lard in the first place, I shouldn't have coveted the little bonus, I shouldn't have listened to Master's lies, and the end of the year is coming soon...
I'm afraid I won't be able to convince the public by giving you a 'Model Worker' for two consecutive years. If you think about it carefully and see if you have any clever ideas, I'll apply for a 'Konoha Scientific Progress Award' for you..."
What the hell am I planning on?
Just when Yasuo was feeling sorry for himself, five hot air balloon airships unchained and floated into the sky.
Five hot air balloon airships, carrying more than a hundred reference genin, slowly rose to an altitude of more than fifty meters.
This is far from the altitude limit of these airships, but even at this altitude, all kinds of humiliating sounds have been emitted from the pod.
To be honest, we can't blame these ignorant natives of the ninja world. After all, even among powerful ninjas, only very few can actually levitate. Most of them would naturally tremble when they were suddenly pulled down from such a high altitude. , the waves roared incessantly.
Yasuo, who is well-informed, behaves completely differently. In his previous life, he flew on a big plane. He has never been anywhere, so naturally he will not do such shameful things as yelling. He just takes advantage of the fact that no one is paying attention. At that time, I quickly used the system space and changed myself into a pair of shorts.
The ANBU members who controlled the hot air balloon carefully guarded the power room to ensure that no secrets were leaked. At the same time, they looked sympathetically at these newcomers whose outlook on life was collapsing. They couldn't help but think of the time when they had just been transferred from the ANBU. It was such an unbearable experience to be shocked by seeing such a ninja tool...
Um? what happened?
"One, two, three, four...five?"
The ANBU suddenly frowned. According to the plan, a total of six airships were floating in the sky at the same time. Why were there only five in the sky?
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at the same time.
"Danzo-sama, please be patient!"
"This is because the airship's load exceeded the approved standard, causing the takeoff to fail. We are making emergency adjustments!"
"No, no, no!, I didn't mean to say you were fat at all, please be sure not to get angry!"
“We just need to remove all the unnecessary decorations.”
"Yes, yes, remove all those carpets and those quick rags, throw them away!"
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After intense debugging, the last small observation airship finally rose into the sky unsteadily.
"Elder Liuxi, look at my Konoha's aerial warriors, are they elite?"
In the swaying pod, Danzo was standing still, motionless as a mountain.
He was so angry that he placed his two big palm-leaf fan-like hands carefully around each other, holding the Coke in a steady manner, with a look of pride on his face.
The stream on the side looked a little embarrassed. He held the handle of the seat tightly and looked out the window at the sky. His face was pale and he kept wiping the cold sweat from his forehead.
Even so, Xiao Xi, who consciously represented the face of Hanzo-sama and the Land of Rain, still gritted his teeth and remained silent.
"Come on, come on, don't be nervous, do this often. This is our specialty of Konoha and it tastes very good."
Danzo motioned to the messenger on the side to pour a cup of Coke for Xixi, and sneered: "Brother Xixi, how many heroes do you think there are in this world?"
Xiuxian took the coke and took a sip. The inexperienced man choked on the foam that hit his nose and burst into tears. He hurriedly said: "Thank you, Elder Danzo, for your kindness, but I don't think I can tolerate this coke."
After a pause, he continued: "Nowadays, the Kages of the five major countries in the ninja world, except for the second generation Kazekage who is slightly older, are all in the prime of life and can be called heroes. Of course, our Lord Hanzo is recognized as a demigod by the ninja world. , although he cannot be as famous as the God of Naruto, your first generation, but he is naturally a hero of the world!"
Danzo snorted, rolled his eyes, and said, "Is there more?"
"this......"
Xixi frowned and said thoughtfully: "Masahiko of the country of whirlpool, he is a thief when he is old and does not die, but he has survived to this day, can he be regarded as half a hero?"
"Withered Bone Ears in the Tomb!"
Danzo drank the Coke in one gulp, slammed the guardrail, and said angrily: "What, do you think I'm not worth mentioning? Hiccup~~"
As the hand as big as a cattail leaf fell on the base, the pod swung wildly like swaying leaves, as if the boat would be destroyed at any time!
Xixi could no longer hold on to his pride as a rain ninja, and the Coke in his hand fell to the ground.
He trembled and said: "The power of a shock is even this! Elder Danzo, please quickly collect your magical powers!"
The stream, the iron-clad man from the Land of Rain, the newly famous jounin, the demigod and half-zodiac minister, are now like helpless kittens in the storm, clinging to the corner pillars with tears of humiliation in their eyes...
Lord Hanzo, please forgive me for being cowardly and humiliating the country. It’s not that I’m not up to par, it’s that Shimura Danzo is too cruel!
A fat man weighing more than 300 pounds is dancing in a hot air balloon. This is so scary. Who can withstand this!
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Who is Danzo Shimura?
He is the most ferocious tiger of the empire, he is the destroying dragon of Konoha, he is the peerless king of pots who can eat five pots in life and carry five pots in death!
Of course, Danzo would not put up such a large formation just to scare an elder of the rain ninja. This would be too childish.
In fact, the reason for doing this is the result of Danzo's careful consideration.
Ever since he read the masterpiece called "Romance of the Five Kingdoms" a few years ago, Danzo felt that whether it was monkeys, Koharu who had transferred to the bed, or Mono Mito, they were passed down from the works of the Shodai-sama and Tobirama-sensei. Political methods are really childish.
Limited by the times, their vision is too low, and they are even worse than their evil disciple Yasuo!
The reality is the illusion, and the illusion is the reality. This is a strategy commonly used by Lord Sima Zhongda and Zhuge Village. This gave Danzang a lot of inspiration.
The airship is floating in the sky. This is not information that can be completely hidden easily.
Even through ANBU's investigation, Danzo discovered that spies from several countries were trying to steal airship-related intelligence information.
In this case, Danzo felt that instead of being on guard every day, it would be better to openly show his muscles to all countries in order to intimidate Xiaoxiao.
This is virtual yet real.
However, on the other hand, Danzo deliberately only let the airship float less than 100 meters, which is true but false.
Although such a height still has great military value, such as transporting elite troops, surprise attacks on key points, etc., in general, such a height is not difficult to deal with, and many ninjutsu can easily threaten the safety of the airship.
However, in fact, the maximum floating height of a hot air balloon using dual energy sources of coal and Uchiha reaches more than 300 meters, which is far beyond the reach of ordinary ninjutsu.
Therefore, there is no killing without buying and selling. For every hot air balloon airship produced, an Uchiha who is proficient in fire escape is used as the source of power...
Of course, these are highly confidential matters, and no one knows about them except the top management of Konoha, the Uchiha elites, and a certain bastard kid who eats and drinks everywhere.
As the airship gradually settled into place, the second round of the Chunin Examination was about to begin.
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