Chapter 143 Let’s See Zou Wu Together (35 Please Subscribe to the Genuine Version)
Zhang Tan came and his mother-in-law was cooking in the kitchen. As the head of the family, Bai Jianping should bear the responsibility of entertaining the guests.
He really wanted to do this job well, but he was a very talkative person at home. When facing Boss Zhang and people he didn't know very well, he couldn't speak. His mind was in a state of confusion, and he told himself to I was looking for something to say, but I didn't know what to say, and my whole body seemed to be at a standstill.
He walked to the kitchen, and Ma Lanhua looked up and cursed: "You came with your claws and knocked down Boss Zhang?"
Bai Jianping said: "I feel like I am superfluous."
"Claw instigation?"
"Xiao Bai and Boss Zhang are getting into each other, I feel like I'm being called a chicken."
Malan rolled her eyes at him and went out to take a look. She saw Xiaobai and Boss Zhang sitting on the sofa, looking at their mobile phones together. Xiaobai was chattering and asking questions.
Malanhua retracted her head and asked, "Where do they live?"
"Playing with the phone."
"What fun is there in a mobile phone?"
"That's what I thought too."
"Crawl away, don't block my way."
Bai Jianping stood aside and played with his mobile phone.
His mobile phone was a smartphone, but he was not Homo sapiens, could not play games, and was not good at surfing the Internet. However, he brought up the Snake that Xiaobai had played.
This is fun.
A few minutes later, the last dish was ready. Malanhua took the dish out and turned off the kitchen light and door.
"There's a power outage?" Bai Jianping raised his head. It was pitch dark in the kitchen, but there was a light in the living room. "Paw turned off the light and didn't call me to eat?"
"I see you've eaten a lot, and you've become fat like that. If you eat any more, you'll hit your tail and die."
"Hammer~~"
On one side, he punched his husband hard, and on the other side, he greeted the guest Zhang Tan with a smile: "Boss Zhang, have some fun~~ Oh, rice, rice, eat, haha."
Zhang Tan got up from the sofa, Xiaobai struggled a little, but couldn't get up. He struggled again, but still couldn't get up. He fluttered and fluttered, but still couldn't get up.
I couldn't help but get nervous, opened my little hands and shouted: "What's wrong with the claws? I can't get up, please help me, Boss Zhang, please save me."
Zhang Tan ignored her little hand, pulled her out of the sofa, picked her up and put her on the ground.
"Why is there a hole in the sofa?"
Xiaobai looked back and said angrily: "Shoho~~ My butt is so cold, why am I sitting in the hole?"
Zhang Tan wanted to laugh but held it back.
"Where? I'm Kangkang."
Malanhua came over, and so did Bai Jianping.
This is an old sofa, filled with sponge and springs. It has been used for too long, and there is a hole, and the sponge is exposed.
The fabric must have been torn originally, but the hole is relatively small. It would definitely be fine if someone else sat in it, but it would be a little uncomfortable at most.
But Xiaobai’s butt is small, and it gets stuck as soon as he sits down. The more he sits, the more he sinks in. He doesn’t realize it, and his heart is really big.
Ma Lanhua and Bai Jianping both blushed. They looked at the aggrieved Xiao Bai and felt lucky that it was Xiao Bai who was sitting in the cave, not Boss Zhang.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Auntie will make up for it later." Malanhua comforted the angry Xiaobai.
Xiaobai: "My paws are so unlucky that they are covered in rice cake ash?"
Zhang Tan remembered the gift he had brought, took it out and handed it to Xiao Bai: "Don't be angry, look at the gift I gave you."
"Eh? I also have a gift for the paw?" Xiaobai looked at it curiously, using only his eyes without using his hands.
"Take it apart and see what it is."
"Isn't this bad?~~~"
"Then if you say that, I won't come next time."
Upon hearing this, Xiaobai decisively accepted the gift and opened it excitedly.
"Wow~~~ She is a little girl, she is so cute, so cute and miserable~~~~"
With eyes full of little stars, she looked at the figure.
Zhang Tan asked Liu Dawen to make this. The prototype is Xiaobai children's shoes, which is her appearance in "Little Opera Bones", wearing a little maid's aqua dress.
The only difference from the show is that this little figure does not stand guard solemnly, but blinks and expresses concern with its little hands.
Zhang Tan took out the Daxiong liquor he brought.
In fact, he could have brought a better Maotai, but he didn't.
He was worried that if Bai Jianping drank the expensive liquor, it would no longer be wine.
"It's too expensive~" Bai Jianping finally opened his mouth and said his first words to Zhang Tan.
There is also a box of bear drinks.
The main dish tonight is hot pot, along with Bangbang Chicken, Bobo Chicken, and several side dishes.
"I heard that you like spicy food, so I'm relieved. It's all Sichuan food tonight, so don't be polite." Malanhua said.
Xiaobai quickly glanced at Boss Zhang, did not dare to say a word, and buried his head in his own recklessness.
Zhang Tan felt hot in his heart and felt a little pain in his butt.
…
After a while.
Xiaobai: "Boss Zhang, give you a little bear, drink the little bear."
Zhang Tan grunted a few times and fucked the little bear. His mouth was still burning and numb.
Xiaobai took care of him the whole time and kept giving him water and cubs.
Malanhua asked tentatively: "Is it too spicy?"
Bai Jianping scolded: "Mother, you put so much chili pepper in your paws."
Zhang Tan breathed in and out and said, "It's very spicy."
Xiaobai said happily: "I just instigated Boss Zhang to eat the Bangbang chicken that my aunt lives in, and he became a bangbang."
Malanhua looked at her and began to doubt this kid. Although Boss Zhang looked good, he obviously couldn't eat spicy food. The idiot in front of her had always told her that Boss Zhang could eat spicy food very well. He had put a lot of chili in the chicken bang bang he made several times.
After the meal, Zhang Tan was half dead.
He looked at Malanhua, looked at Bai Jianping who was happily drinking and eating hot pot, and then looked at Xiaobai who was jumping around. It seemed that he was the only one who fell down among the people at the table.
Zhang Tan wanted to go home to take a shower. He was sweating a lot.
Xiaobai held Xiaoxiaobai and happily followed him to Xiaohongma. Malanhua told him to be careful on the road and handed her to Zhang Tan with confidence.
When they arrived at the academy, Xiaobai went to play with the idiots.
Zhang Tan lay on the sofa first and slapped himself. There was no pain, but his face was numb.
My God, this is more powerful than anesthetics.
Whew~~~
There was a knock on the door.
The idiots came in a line.
1, 2, 3, 4... 8!
Zhang Tan looked around the door and confirmed that there were no children. He closed the door and turned around. Eight little heads and 16 big eyes were staring at him.
Zhang Tan had a strong sense of service and said, "Oh, I'll get you some snacks. Xiaobai, come and help."
He and Xiaobai took out the Little Bear drinks and washed the cherry tomatoes. Xiaobai distributed them and he went to the toilet again.
This time, Xiaobai didn't need to sing. The children knew how to sing. They shouted in unison and in an orderly manner: "Sit in a row and eat fruit. You take one, I take one..."
After the distribution, the children sat together and chattered.
"Where is Boss Zhang?"
"Boss Zhang ran away~~~"
"Catch him out quickly."
A fool went to the bathroom and knocked on the door, put his ear to the door, listened to the noise inside, and then said to the other curious children: "Boss Zhang locked himself in, he is pooping."
A voice came from inside: "Liuli, what are you doing?"
Shen Liuliu cheered, because she guessed it right, Boss Zhang really pooped in there.
Xiaobai hurried over to maintain order: "What are you living in, what are you living in, fool~~Don't disturb Boss Zhang's poop."
This group of fools, she just didn't pay attention, and they became pigs digging the vegetable field.
Zhang Tan came out quickly, and the children sat in a row, looking at him together, looking very well-behaved and obedient. Who would have thought that they almost attacked the toilet just now and succeeded in the explosion.
With the fools around, he was worried about going to the toilet.
"I'll show you cartoons." Zhang Tan found something for them to do.
The fourth episode of "Under the Tianyu Mountain" was broadcast at noon today. Zhang Tan wanted to see the effect of Zou Wu. No matter whether the children can understand it or like it, he wants to watch it.
The projector was set up, and the fourth episode of "Under the Tianyu Mountain" was projected on the wall.
The children chattered and were very excited. This projection was much bigger than the TV they watched in the academy.
Because it was directly connected to the computer, the barrage on the video appeared one by one, passing by from time to time.
The children's attention was on the cartoon, while Zhang Tan paid attention to the content of the barrage.
"There are a few people."
"No one is watching?"
"Let me out~~ Why can't I get out."
"Conscientious drama."
"Big-eyed cute pets are here."
...
Judging from the barrage, this episode has a good response. The freshly baked Zou Wu is very popular and plays the role of a pet - attracting fans.
The most direct manifestation is that before the Zouwu appeared, the idiots got impatient after sitting for less than 5 minutes. They asked Boss Zhang in baby voices, what was he showing them? Could he show them some windmills and fake sophistication?
If Luo Ming was here, he would be so sad and discouraged to hear the audience's reaction.
Until the Zouwu appeared...
"Cat~~"
"It's a dog!"
"Cat and dog."
"It's a rabbit~"
...
This group of idiots discussed what the Zouwu was. They couldn't recognize it, especially the tail, which was so fancy and attractive to little girls.
Very cute.
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