Chapter 1161 Let Me Tell You a Funny Story (22 Extra Chapters for the Silver Alliance to Steal Your Lollipop)
Chapter 1161 Let me tell you a funny story~ (22 extra chapters for the Silver Alliance to snatch your lollipop)
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After the individual performance, it was already very late. Malanhua and Bai Jianping were ready to go back. Xiaobai heard it and ran to her bedroom excitedly. She started to pack her things like a young wife, carrying her bag and holding her doll, and came out to go back with her aunt.
"Old man, I'm going to live with my aunt~ You're alone~"
The child notified and followed her aunt to leave.
Malanhua and Bai Jianping didn't say anything, but Zhang Tan stopped Xiaobai and asked her to stay at home tonight, because it was already very late.
But Xiaobai said she was not afraid of the dark, she didn't need the old man to send her, she just followed her aunt back.
Alas, this child doesn't understand.
Zhang Tan took her aside and whispered to her that her aunt and uncle had a lot to talk about tonight. They hadn't seen each other for a long time. She could stay there tomorrow night, but not tonight.
"My aunt and I haven't seen each other for a long time. We have a lot to talk about."
"Have you forgotten that you and your aunt have quarreled so many times recently? Think about how many times you have offended your aunt. Aren't you afraid of being beaten if you go there? I'm not here, I can't protect you."
Xiaobai thought it made sense. She and her aunt quarreled on the phone too many times. Every time they called, they started with sweetness and ended with mutual threats.
"Aunt, my old man said you will beat me, will you?"
Xiaobai, the silly child, immediately asked Malanhua loudly. Zhang Tan almost covered his face when he heard it!
"How can I!" Malanhua's answer made Xiaobai overjoyed. She looked at her old man proudly, which meant, look, my aunt said she wouldn't, and my aunt likes me very much.
"You can't go! You stay at home tonight." Zhang Tan said firmly.
Xiaobai's stubborn temper came out, and he said with his neck stiff: "I'm going! I want to talk to my aunt all night!"
"You're not allowed to go!"
"I'm going!"
"I said you're not allowed to go!"
"I'm going! I'm going!"
Zhang Tan took Xiaobai back to the bedroom, closed the door, and then came out to let Malanhua and Bai Jianping go back first.
"Is Xiaobai okay?" Malanhua asked worriedly, knocking on the bedroom door loudly.
"It's okay, you go back and rest, you must be very tired today."
After the two of them left the door, Zhang Tan opened the bedroom door, and Xiaobai rushed out in a hurry, looking for his aunt and uncle everywhere.
"Where's my aunt? Why did my aunt leave? Where's my aunt——"
Zhang Tan said they had already left.
Xiaobai pouted and burst into tears, catching Zhang Tan off guard. He didn't expect Xiaobai to cry because of this.
He tried to comfort her, but Xiaobai cried miserably and punched him with her little fist.
"I want my aunt! I want to play with my aunt!..."
Xiaobai was crying and making a fuss, when suddenly, Malanhua's voice came from the entrance.
"Don't cry, don't cry, I'm here! Aren't I waiting for you?"
Malanhua came back, and it turned out that she had not left, but was in the corridor outside the door.
She knew Xiaobai's personality and guessed that Xiaobai would cry, so she stayed outside to see what happened.
If Xiaobai's reaction was not so intense, she would quietly leave.
If Xiaobai's reaction was intense, like now, she would come back and take Xiaobai with her.
Sure enough, Xiaobai's reaction was as she guessed.
Xiaobai followed Malanhua and rolled his eyes at Zhang Tan before leaving.
Zhang Tan smiled bitterly.
"You are so old, and you are still crying. Aren't you ashamed?"
On the way back, Malanhua laughed at Xiaobai.
"Hehehe~" Xiaobai was a little embarrassed by what she said. She wiped her tears and laughed, with a happy face. She followed Malanhua with her bag on her shoulder, jumping and skipping.
Malanhua laughed at Xiaobai crying, and was very happy in her heart. Xiaobai still stuck to her.
Walking in the alley, Xiaobai chattered, asking Malanhua about her life in Dicheng, asking if Xiao Xiaobai had grown up a little...
While asking, she followed Malanhua, jumping and stepping on Malanhua's shadow in the moonlight.
Bai Jianping, who was standing by, felt that he was redundant.
Malanhua brought Xiaobai a gift, which was a schoolbag and a pencil case. When she opened the pencil case, there were pencils, erasers, knives and other stationery.
"Is it for me? Is it really for me? Hahahaha~~~"
Xiaobai asked again and again, and after getting confirmation, she was as happy as a fool, walking around the house with her schoolbag on her back late at night, constantly asking Bai Jianping and Malanhua whether she looked good with her new schoolbag.
This schoolbag is actually far less good than the one Xiaobai has now. That one was just given to her by her old man. It is a big brand, light and strong, waterproof, safe and reflective, and costs hundreds of yuan.
The one given by Malanhua is just an ordinary style on the street, but Xiaobai likes it very much.
"Wash your face and get ready for bed." Malanhua reminded her to wash her face and brush her teeth first.
"I know~"
Xiaobai followed her to the bathroom and stood at her feet to ask questions. Malanhua also took the opportunity to ask her some questions, such as...
"Does your uncle often go to square dance?"
Xiaobai looked back at the living room. His uncle was still lying there watching TV and didn't pay attention to this side.
"Yes, yes~ He goes there every day."
"Every day? Does he have the time?"
"Yes, he really goes there every day. The old man and I made a video. Do you want to see it?"
"Where?"
"It's in the old man's cell phone."
"...Then show me tomorrow."
"good!"
"Then do you come to see your uncle often?"
"..."
"No?"
"Yes~I always come to see him!"
"How often?"
"How often?"
"I asked you how often you come."
"Come here often."
"real or fake?"
"It's true~"
"I'll ask your uncle later."
"...Ask him where he lives?"
"Ask him if you come to see him often."
“→_→, oh my, I didn’t even know how to yell at you!”
"What are you afraid of?"
"What am I afraid of? I'm not afraid of anything!"
"Don't be excited. Why are you excited?"
"Am I so excited?! I can't be more excited!"
"Why are you so loud?"
"It looks like I'm strong."
"Melon Xixi~"
"Auntie, you are so talented~"
"What did you say?"
"Don't bother nagging me if you don't listen clearly."
"Gua Wa Zi must be polite."
"Auntie, your butt is so big again?"
"...Crawl away! Take your claws away, be careful I slap the wax in your ears."
"Hoohoho~~~ I like your butt so much, it's so big."
"Ghost Sun Eye, get away from me! Don't touch me~~~"
"Hoo ho ho ho, hahaha~~~"
Malanhua scolded Xiaobai fiercely and walked towards the living room. Seeing Xiaobai following her, his little paws about to move, she said angrily: "What are you doing out here? Have you brushed your teeth and washed your face?"
"No."
"If not, then go back and wash~"
"Just wash it, why don't you stay there~"
"Put down your schoolbag first, okay? Aren't you tired from carrying it?"
"I'm going to school on my back tomorrow."
"Then we'll carry it again tomorrow. It's only night now and you're crowing like a melon?"
"I know Nao, I know Nao~ Why are you so cruel? My little friends are all frightened by you, Nao."
"You don't look scared at all, you're very fine~"
Xiaobai brushed his teeth and washed his face at an unprecedented speed. He wiped his face casually and ran out in a hurry, shouting: "Let me tell you something funny~"
However, there was only my uncle in the living room, not my aunt, who had already gone to the bedroom.
Bai Jianping was very supportive. He stopped watching TV to see Xiao Bai and asked enthusiastically: "What's so funny? It must be funny."
"Auntie?"
"What's so funny in the room?"
"I'm going to find my aunt."
"You haven't told me anything funny yet."
"...I'll tell my aunt."
"..."