Chapter 1246 A Chaotic Carnival
The banks of the Ubangi River…
François from Central Africa gave a speech amidst boos...
As a director, Bang Bangbei felt the emotions of the audience. He picked up the radio and shouted: "Notify Mr. President and ask him to hurry up a little bit..."
As soon as Bang Bei finished speaking, Francois came down from the podium with a smile.
The DJ at the scene played cheerful music without hesitation, and then a beautiful black beauty wearing a sequined miniskirt came on stage with a microphone...
"Let us welcome the representative team from Tobruk, Libya, the hometown of the devil bird..."
Following the host's introduction, a cement boat with big red flowers slowly drove out from a corner in the upper reaches of the Ubangi River...
Dozens of athletes from Libya, waving the three flags of Libya, Tobruk and P.B., ran in circles on a cement boat dozens of meters long. The louder the cheers around them, the faster they ran. joyous……
"Let us welcome, from the homeland of kittens, the Brazilian Rocinha team..."
Another big ship sailed out...
However, compared to the Tobruk team, the Brazilian slum team is much more unrestrained...
Several girls who stood upright in front of their backs, wearing gorgeous and revealing costumes only used at carnivals, danced to the music while inciting the emotions of the people in the stands on both sides of the river.
A group of young athletes put their shoulders around each other and gathered around the outside of the cement boat, and then they kept sitting on the waves.
Soon the people in the stands learned the lesson, and then everyone started to cheer and make waves in the stands, having a great time.
"Let us welcome the Syrian Safe Zone team from the hometown of owls..."
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"Let us welcome the Tobruk representative team from Sevia..."
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"Let us welcome the team from the American branch..."
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"Let us welcome the team from Yemen..."
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Following the host's introduction, athletes from various provinces began to appear...
Representatives from Ndele, representatives from the diamond town of Nova, representatives from Bangui, the capital of Central Africa, and representatives from Kinshasa, the capital of Congo...
What followed were representatives from various mercenary companies, and the atmosphere of the entire opening ceremony began to slowly rise.
However, these are not the main procedures of the opening ceremony. When most athletes completed their entry with the boats, two transport planes began to enter the venue...
Tong Tong, Rafa and Sara from Dubai completed a skydive amidst much anticipation...
The three girls jumped out of the C-130, with colored smoke behind them from thousands of meters high. With the dazzling smoke, they drew a gorgeous path along the Ubangi River from east to west. rainbow……
Qiao Jia didn't care too much about parachuting. When Tong Tong and others jumped off, he bent down and grabbed the sliding rod on the side of the dragon boat...
“COME ON!
Let's give them a little kick! "
After Boss Qiao issued a call sign, all the teams in the dragon boat race stood up one after another and drove the irrelevant people out of the preparation area...
Then Boss Qiao took the lead and in a group of 40 people, they lifted up the dragon boat and set off towards the reception passage...
The dragon boat in Sangha Town is 70 centimeters wide but reaches 18 meters in length.
There are 40 people in a boat, including the leading hand, the dragon tail hand, the bamboo pennant hand, the needle point hand, the push hand, the middle hand...
As the 'leading hand', Qiao Jia took the initiative to go to the leading hand's position after the athletes entered the field, picked up the sliding pole made of bamboo poles, and together with all the guys, lifted up a huge dragon boat that still smelled of paint...
The size of the dragon boats in Sangha Town is not too large, but in order to combine with the local style, all dragon boats are carved from whole giant trees.
No one should be cheating. When a big tree is cut down, special people will process it into the same size. Then you can carry it back and find someone to hollow out the trunk to make a dragon boat.
The only thing that can be added to the entire ship is the carving on the bow. It doesn't have to be a dragon. You can add any meaningful carving you can think of.
The cost of building such a boat is not low at all, and it requires the money from the dragon boat team and the sponsors behind the scenes to build it.
According to Qiao Jia's current observation, the most luxurious dragon boat was built by his cheap brother-in-law Hassan and others.
Tobruk developed earlier, so it is richer, and a group of senior Chinese oil executives who joined in the fun provided them with the necessary technical and financial support.
Who would have thought that among a group of senior managers of an oil refinery making a living in Libya, one of them was born as a carpenter, and the others were all mechanical professionals.
With the help of these people, Scarface Hassan hired a group of local people to work day and night. It took him more than a month to build two dragon boats...
Thinner, lighter, more reasonable weight, better balance, and even the paddler's seat is more comfortable...
The worst team built by Dragon Boat is not the poorest Yemeni team, but the branch from New Jersey.
The Spurs, Orange Cats, and Flow Arrows brought a group of old bailiffs who served as referees, as well as a group of mixed soldiers from Russia and HRT...
The American branch of P·B is very rich. They bought a lot of various tools, found professional drawings, and temporarily learned carpentry skills...
I just fiddled with it for a month, and when I finally started to do it, I realized that I was nothing...
A broken boat that would definitely capsize when launched actually managed to attract a sponsorship of 150,000 yuan, and the sponsor was actually Boss Joe's P·B video website.
Those idiots who like to watch the fun don't want to watch any serious competition, but various car-turning performances.
The dragon boat training video of the New Jersey branch has been made into a joke collection and posted on the Internet.
All competitions are secondary, entertainment is the most important!
When Boss Joe, shirtless, led a group of strong men to carry a dragon boat, the entire Ubangi River cheered loudly...
Who cares about the competition?
This is the internal display of P·B. Every civilian or soldier from other countries has integrated with the locals of Sangha Town at this moment.
We are all the same boss, so we are happy anyway...
Boss Joe, in a good mood, kept waving and greeting people on both sides. The clever Gino rushed to the two sides of the dragon boat with Jacques and set off two fireworks...
The flying colorful debris made the surrounding atmosphere even more lively!
Just when Qiao Jia wanted to praise this kid, Jinuo turned around and pulled Briela, relying on the cute smile of the little girl, to sell the "paid fireworks" to the onlookers on both sides...
Two dollars, only two dollars can provide support for P.B's jackal, and at the same time express your admiration, buy ten and take a photo with the little princess of Monaco...
Qiao Jia shouted slogans loudly, leading everyone forward, and heard Jinuo shouting with a loud speaker not far away: "Cooper Bakery sends ten fireworks to cheer for P.B..."
"Shit!"
Qiao Jia just uttered a swear word, Jacques, who had evolved into a naughty child, had a shy smile on his face, and pulled a few Yemeni war orphans dressed up, and started to "set off fireworks"...
While setting off fireworks, he shouted...
"Cooper's Bakery sends ten fireworks..."
The children's clear voices were particularly clear in the chaotic scene. When the rich people along the way found that they could actually get another way to participate, they went crazy...
Anyone who has a small business in Sengjia Town must set off a few fireworks...
Because there are too many people, it is impossible to let the children shout out their names every time, so they started to buy fireworks and set them off and shout by themselves.
The richer ones will temporarily hire people around them to help set off fireworks and shout slogans!
The already very old elder Birus loves to have fun with the people, because he thinks that only by being with the locals can he show his wealth.
This local rich man came to join in the fun, sitting in a wheelchair and being carried by 8 strong men.
This rustic old man had nothing but money. When he saw this good opportunity to flatter someone, he bought 100 fireworks with a big hand, and then asked his bodyguard to rush to the front of the crowd with cash and fireworks...
One firework, one dollar, and a slogan...
"Elder Beerus wishes the Jackals eternal victory..."
One hundred people fired the salutes at the same time and shouted a sentence at the same time. The chaos of the scene was hard to describe.
Some people fired the fireworks slowly, some people remembered the slogan incorrectly, some people took the money but didn't do the job, and sold the fireworks at a high price to the onlookers who were looking for participation...
As the director, Explosion Bay is now completely unable to control the scene...
The fireworks riot on Boss Joe's side has made the camera useless. Later, the camera position on the gantry could only shoot the big ship riding the waves in the waves of colorful fireworks, and the people below could not be seen.
Those fireworks were like barrages, and they never stopped from the beginning...
Boss Qiao's side deviated from the track, and there was an accident in the back field...
The three girls who were skydiving in the sky had been gliding along the two banks, but the change in wind direction caused them to deviate from the original track. Then, whether it was intentional or helpless, these girls passed over the Arab nobles' stands, leaving a mess of colorful paint...
Although the athletes on the boat couldn't get ashore, they appreciated the girls' provocation of authority very much...
The people on the boats shouted and jumped, cheering the three girls on, asking them to keep up the good work and sprinkle the paint on the heads of other so-called senior officials...
Explosive Bay's head was about to be scratched bald, he kept yelling with the radio, but he couldn't control the situation at all...
In the end, the great director simply gave up control, he took a long breath, took off his sweaty T-shirt, and rushed out of the studio when Qiao Jia's dragon boat approached the water...
"The cameraman sticks to his post, and the others can go to hell..."