As a Player, Can You Be Normal?

Chapter 516: Li Nuo and Soran's Boring Time

A month after the "Chimera Ant" script ended.

Li Nuo has been busy with comics during this time.

But a month later, it was time to harvest the fruits.

The yard is clean today.

Marger disappeared for several days.

Cha Bai locked himself in the room and studied magic for many days.

So Li Nuo was the only one idle.

The purification demon, who was resting on the folding stool, still stood in the form of a tree in the yard.

A round bulge formed on the demon's trunk.

Then a thin hole appeared from under its trunk...

A strange-looking fruit rolled out of the hole...

Li Nuo didn't know how to complain, but he was actually simulating giving birth.

He went over and picked up the fruit.

[Weapon Fruit (Purified Version)]

[Quality: Excellent]

[Effect: It can turn any part of the body into a weapon. Cold weapons such as swords and axes, and hot weapons such as pistols and cannons can be transformed. Please note that the degree of power is related to the degree of development, and development is extremely difficult]

[Brief description: Xiao Ming turned himself into a cannon, and after firing two round cannonballs, Xiao Ming became a eunuch]

[Note: Although it is a purified version, you may still experience physical discomfort when encountering "sea water"]

Li Nuo was not satisfied.

Although he wanted to use cloud bombs casually, this thing was still weak to sea water.

The purifying demon explained: "There is no way. I can only summon devil fruits like this. Who knows what kind of devil fruits I can summon."

In other words, she becomes a tree, and the fruits she produces are random and have different effects than the original.

You have to eat it to know exactly what the difference is.

So cheating.

The devil added: "Besides, aren't you a weapons master?"

"It's no use flattering, although you are right." Li Nuo paused and asked, "Can it still regenerate?"

"I don't know..." the devil said, "I may have to rest for a long time. I need nourishment."

Li Nuo faced her (the tree trunk) and peed.

"Does that count?"

"Ahhhhh."

"I'm getting angry..."

"Ahhhhh."

[The purification demon is very dissatisfied and his mood becomes worse]

Li Nuo saw a strange panel popping out of the demon's trunk, a special panel with a frame wrapped around tree vines.

[She needs nourishing products to bear fruits. After summoning the devil for the first time, she may be able to get fruits that suit you next time]

You don't have to worry about running out of firewood to keep the green hills. At least one fruit is better than none, and the [Weapon Fruit] is actually considered a "high-ranking" fruit in "One Piece".

There was the sound of chopping vegetables in the back room.

Die came out of the kitchen carrying a kitchen knife and shouted: "Mr. Li, you used my ○○ to feed the orangutans again!"

There are some pictures of monsters from the "Basel" mining area in the house.

Because Die's ○○ cooking is superb, he usually waits for her to come over from time to time to show off her skills.

Ever since the orangutan maid appeared, Li Nuo liked to feed ○○ to it. He felt as if he was watching the animal world, which was very interesting.

"Oh, sorry."

Li Nuo originally just wanted to apologize, but seeing Die's frail look...

"Die, do you want to become stronger?"

"Of course, are you going to teach me how to fight?"

Li Nuo stuffed the [Weapon Fruit] into Die's mouth.

"So you were kicked out?"

Soran sat on a park bench and glanced sideways at Li Nuo next to him.

"Ah no..."

Li Nuo stared with dead eyes.

"It was Victor who kicked me out. He scolded me for always bullying others. I must come out and reflect on myself."

Having said that, Butterfly is indeed going to become very strong because of the [Weapon Fruit]...

That girl Die has been out of control since the start of the 'World War'. Regardless of her main world, she may still appear in the script. If she gets used to it, she will get stabbed sooner or later.

And as a killer, that thing is very suitable for Die. In addition, this girl usually doesn't show up in public, and no one will use sea water to mess with her. The most important thing is that Die is not a player, and no player will deliberately target her.

"Should you tell them what you think?"

Sauron understood Li Nuo's intention.

Li Nuo sneered: "They have formed the most filthy prejudice against me, and no one will take them seriously."

Sauron: "They should just annoy you, not prejudice."

Li Nuo changed the topic and asked: "[Devil Fruit], do you have any tools that can make the fruit tree produce continuously?"

Sauron said: "You might as well sell it to me."

There was a trace of pity in Li Nuo's eyes, which made Sauron feel something was wrong.

"But she's a woman."

"I forgot..."

"Do you know about the [Devil Fruit] upgrade issue?"

"I know better than anyone else." Sauron said: "The characters in "One Piece" we saw can quickly master [Devil Fruit]... because they are essentially creatures of that world, and [Devil Fruit] is by no means like everyone else As you think, you can gain abilities by eating it, but in fact it is like a medicine that opens up your inner strength. Most people can only master one or two abilities of the fruit in their lifetime. "

Li Nuo took the thermos cup and unscrewed the lid, his eyes wandering: "So, that Chalikos is quite powerful."

"More than amazing." Soran saw the truth at a glance: "If I guessed correctly, that guy should be quite 'easy-going' at ordinary times, always taking a back seat, and his behavior is linked to the ability of the [Devil Fruit]. He needs to protect himself in order to let the [Barrier Fruit] evolve its ability."

Sauran took the tea that Li Nuo poured for him.

"Thank you, I have eaten the [Devil Fruit] before, so I know it better than anyone else."

"Have you eaten it?"

"[String String Fruit], have you forgotten it? When we first fought, didn't a bunch of strings appear when I hooked my fingers?"

"I thought it was magic..."

"Later, after experiencing the Croyd incident, in order to weaken my weaknesses, I washed the ability of the [Devil Fruit]."

Li Nuo was shocked.

"Can this be washed?"

"Just like washing a tattoo." Soran looked at the central tower behind the gap between the leaves and said: "In the middle area, there is an aboriginal who can do this, 120W gold coins."

"..."Li Nuo knew that Soran wanted him to be envious, so he didn't answer.

Soran had to start the topic himself: "I have too many useless props, and I often go to the player's market to sell things, so I make a lot of money, and I can't spend it all."

Li Nuo suddenly had an idea: "You sell the things to Wenke, and Wenke sells them to players at a high price. Then you, Wenke and I will share the profits."

Sorran touched the frame of his glasses, and the lenses flashed white light: "Are you the only one here who does nothing but takes the money?"

Li Nuo smiled: "Isn't that the case for pimps?"

Sorran: "You wishful thinking, for a corrupt capitalist like me, getting something for nothing is..."

The soundtrack of "Pokémon Gold and Silver" "ワカバタウン" sounded on the roadside.

Sorran couldn't say anything for a moment.

Li Nuo leaned on the back of the bench, looked up at the swaying leaves above, and said, "I don't know what fruit I can get next time."

Sauron chuckled and said, "Captain Ma's [Shit Fruit]."

"How is it possible~" Li Nuo said, "Malger himself is the [Shit Fruit]. Soran, help me get something that can nourish this tree."

"I'll look for it." Soran changed the subject again: "2B beat my Gardevoir last time in the 'Pokemon Academy'."

Li Nuo stared with dead fish eyes and said, "Your Gardevoir is squatting in the women's bathroom..."

Sauron took a sip of tea, and the heat made the lenses of his glasses sticky. Bai Wu: "No, I mean, thank 2B for me, she did a good job, I've wanted to beat that Gardevoir for a long time."

Li Nuo refilled his cup of tea and said, "Be careful, Cha Bai has been researching [Atomic Breath] recently, and I think he wants to fight you again."

"I'm not interested." Soran blew the hot steam of the tea in the bottle cap and said, "It's not difficult to fight her, and you can't be ruthless, it's boring."

"You are so confident..."

"Teach 2B how to use her brain when you have time. Her straightforward personality was confused by two fake moves."

Li Nuo was speechless. Cha Bai's weakness was indeed her brain.

Soran added: "It's still more interesting to fight Xiao Wu, you can beat her to death."

Li Nuo: "Sometimes the fact that you can't find a female team member has nothing to do with the curse."

"Speaking of which..." Soran's glasses flashed white again: "Do you have any mortal enemy, or someone you really want to kill?"

Li Nuo guessed what this guy meant: "Ah, Soran..."

Sorran said: "How about you help me pick up Lillian? After the matter is done, I will give you a sum of money."

Li Nuo looked at him without saying anything.

"Sorry, I'm a little bored."

"It doesn't matter, I'm also quite bored."

"Well, it's good that you know."

"Sorran, in fact, you can also break the curse if you find someone a little stronger, right?"

"You should understand my intention."

Sorran's mouth curled up slightly.

"Getting Lillian is a shortcut to conquering the 'Endless Corridor'."

Li Nuo felt that he couldn't continue this topic, so he chose to remain silent...

It was two o'clock in the afternoon, and Basel was sunny, shining through the broken leaves, making the two people's faces green.

The elevated railway passed through the park, sparks flew from the wheels and rails, pedestrians hurried, and noise came from above.

"Someone is holding a concert again." Soren said: "Basel is a place... Once you get familiar with it, it's just an ordinary city."

Li Nuo nodded, staring at the sign floating in the air a kilometer away, Nanami's second advertising endorsement.

"I heard that many players tried to integrate into this world, but they still died in the end." Soren said in a very unpleasant way.

"The higher the level, the more dangerous it is, which is normal." Li Nuo shrugged his shoulders: "Besides, in reality, you can be hit to death just by crossing the road, and in the script, death is just a natural death."

"Thinking about it this way, your idea of ​​not wanting to be a player is right." Soren praised him rarely.

"I just want to live a stable life." Li Nuo was very humble.

"I want to be the most powerful one." Soren agreed.

"That's almost the same." Li Nuo concluded.

That being said, in fact, if Li Nuo really wants to achieve his goal, the first element is to at least have the ability not to be threatened by anyone.

So at first glance he seems to be avoiding risks, but in fact the safest way to avoid risks is to make yourself full of martial virtue.

"By the way, Sauron." Li Nuo took the lid from his hand, covered the thermos cup, and said, "I asked you out to ask about the upgrade issue."

Li Nuo's three main equipments are [Blood Blade's Black Order Vest +18], [Sinner's Cane +18], and [Maggie +18]. It is very difficult to upgrade them.

I have a [World Core Fragment] in my hand, but considering that it can upgrade equipment at any time, I want to test it in actual combat. I didn't do it in the last scenario.

The problem now is that after the equipment is upgraded to +18, the way to upgrade the object becomes to find materials by yourself.

"Do you know where to get the best materials?"

"The Border Prison script."

Sauron explained: "The good stuff in that script is several times more than that in ordinary scripts."

Li Nuo touched his chin in confusion: "My last script was the Border Prison."

"Yours is an unfinished script." Soran sighed, squinted at the sun, and said: "I made a Border Prison script, and it's ridiculously difficult."

Li Nuo: "I guess the main task is for you to recruit a female team member."

Sauron did not fall into the trap and complain, but said: "The difficulty lies in the strength of the world. Let me give you an example. In the real 'Border Prison' script, a brick may kill you."

Although there is an exaggeration, what he said is almost the same.

The strength of the world determines the difficulty of the task.

It is also destined to have a higher value.

Sauron said: "You can try it. Captain Ma has a special pair of sunglasses. Let him go to those worlds and you will know what's going on."

Li Nuo nodded, and then he took out a bottle cap-sized gem from his pocket.

A red glowing gem.

[Blood Rose Gem]

[Quality: Epic]

[1. An upgrade material, extremely difficult to obtain. You need to spend at least one million gold coins to see its sales column in the mall]

[2. If you choose to eat it, you will gain resistance to slashing, blunt attack, penetration, etc., and perfectly resist bleeding damage. The longer the battle time, the higher the resistance will be, and the maximum resistance can be stacked up to +20% (there are hidden items that have not yet been discovered)]

"This is the reward I got after the end of the last script. I just finished the appraisal...so I was thinking about how to upgrade it better."

Sauron suggested: "You can ask the church in the upper area. They have professional appraisals there."

"Forget it." Li Nuo shook the gem and said: "I don't want to get involved with any big forces. It's troublesome to meet them."

"That's right, the price of their help is to help them do things." When Soran was a thief in "Bahamut's Wrath", he investigated the upper church and found that those guys were not good people. It's better not to get too involved with the upper structure of Basel.

Li Nuo thought about it, and simply stuffed the gem into his mouth and swallowed it.

Soran glanced at him: "Ordinary people can't hit you, so you might as well keep it as a material."

Li Nuo took a big sip of tea, swallowed the gem, and said: "Why wait until later when you can use it now? It's not like [World Core Fragment] which has only one function."

[Get Passive Skill: Rose Protection]

[The effect is turned on when you are hit, and automatically turned off after beating the opponent]

[The second stage can be turned on in unknown circumstances, because it is an unknown situation, so I don't know how to trigger it]

Li Nuo ignored the panel information and continued to ask: "Do you have that kind of clothing matching manual?"

Sauron said: "You mean, the book that can wear multiple bound equipment without causing rejection reactions between the effects of the equipment?"

Li Nuo nodded: "Yeah, just like queuing MODs."

Sauron sneered: "I still want to ask you to find it."

The sky is dead again.

The two leaned on the bench, bored.

Li Nuo: "By the way, Soran, let's give Brother Shou special training."

Soran asked: "Is it because of Johannesson's incident? Are you worried that Chen Shou will repeat the same mistake?"

Li Nuo said, "The reason why you and I can be relaxed is that most situations are not dangerous to us. For example, Johannesson is already very powerful, but he is actually much worse than Maljie. Brother Shou is a good person, and I don't want him to die."

Soran said, "Don't worry about it, I'm here."

Li Nuo: "By the way, Soran, it seems that many people are watching us."

Soran replied: "It's normal to have players nearby. They are all above level 80. It's normal for them to observe us."

For example, there was a big brother in the toilet opposite who was always watching them.

There was also a player squatting in the bushes behind.

There were more than ten guys standing on the overpass next to them.

They were like two fugitives, being closely watched by people.

Soran said, "At least below level 90, we are the ceiling. Everyone is staring at us. We are a bunch of idiots."

Li Nuo nodded: "In the past, I would have tried to remember them and then find a chance to kill them. Now I don't have that idea."

The two said in unison: "Too strong, so boring."

Sauron reminded: "Don't be too careless. Many lone wolf players hide very deeply, such as Nanami. Even if you promote her fame in the comic, most people still think it is a 'movie'. Few people know how powerful that flat alien is."

He added: "I have met someone like Nanami in a script. She was an unnamed guy who was ridiculously powerful."

"What happened later?" Li Nuo asked.

"She died later." Soran said: "Although I don't think it should be my fault, I still think it's all my fault."

"Last time I saw a few newcomers who were interested in us." Li Nuo paused and said, "I took a rough look, it's average."

Sauron was happy: "We are like cheats, no matter how powerful the newcomers are."

Li Nuo: "But we still have to be careful."

Sauron agreed: "We should at least use 70% of our strength to kill them."

They both sighed at the same time.

It's so boring.

Sauron: "To put it bluntly, we did too much before, so now no one is bothering us..."

Li Nuo remembered something: "I am in trouble in reality."

Sauron immediately said: "I won't give you a room."

Li Nuo said: "I found that I have an independent 'fan website'."

Sauron was shocked: "Who is so sick?"

Li Nuo said: "I can't find the founder of that website, the name is a bit scary."

Sauron: "Oh, what's the name? The Residual Blood Revenge Alliance?"

Li Nuo: "Li Nuo's room."

After this, Sauron was silent.

"I only know "Perfect Blue Room". From the name, I can tell that someone is observing my life." Li Nuo said, "Do you think it has something to do with that comic?"

"With Cairo Star people here, nothing will happen." Soren said as he took out a pack of cigarettes, took out a cigarette from it and put it in his mouth. Li Nuo snapped his fingers to light his cigarette, and then Soren took out another one for Li Nuo.

"I don't smoke."

"As long as you don't light it, this cigarette is just a chocolate bar."

"Crack~"

"Huh..."

Li Nuo ate the chocolate bar, Soren smoked a cigarette, and the two leaned on the back of the bench, looking at the sky lazily.

"So boring."

"Let me encounter some twists and turns and pretend to be awesome and slap my face."

"Send me a female team member."

"I really want to play the pig and eat the tiger."

"Let Gardevoir's sexual orientation be normal."

"Who can come and find trouble with me."

The players who were observing them fell into deep suspicion.

Shouldn't the boss be like this?

Why do they look like two losers?

Shouldn't they exchange a few words and then confront each other?

In short, the group of players who are on the sidelines probably have the above-mentioned psychological state.

But the problem is that now Li Nuo and his friends are going through a transition period. They can't touch the strong ones, and the weak ones can't touch them, which has resulted in almost no players who can threaten their safety.

The strongest "End Corridor", Amuro and Phil, the two top guys, have already been "allied" with Li Nuo.

The big guild of "Sky Corridor" has also established contact with Li Nuo.

The guys who took revenge on Li Nuo in "Death Corridor" are all dead.

Soran has been competing with "Eternal Corridor" for so long that the corridor over there has made them run away as soon as they see him.

The class represented by the two is about to grow mushrooms on the bored head of "Endless Corridor".

"By the way, Li Nuo, speaking of trouble, I have encountered one thing."

"Is your family finally bankrupt?"

"My dad is dead."

Soran laughed.

"Cardiovascular disease, it's gone suddenly, in the end... no matter how powerful I am, I can't save a dying person."

Li Nuo was silent and stuffed all the chocolate bars into his mouth.

"He just finished shooting."

Li Nuo is sometimes gentle and unlike himself.

Sauron: "But my father has an illegitimate child."

Li Nuo: "Our father..."

Sauron: "I'm going to twist your head off. I want to say, don't be too relaxed, no one knows when an accident will happen, you should be careful of that 'Li Nuo's room'."

Generally speaking, it means that someone is going to die.

"So, Sauron, shouldn't you support me with some gold coins? I'm so accident-prone, I might be killed by instant noodles one day."

"Money is earned by yourself. Have you heard of the principle of prostitution and letting others pay for it?"

Li Nuo thought it made sense, so he said: "Then don't forget the nutrient solution of the [Devil Fruit]. If I get the [Succubus Fruit] here, I'll give it to you."

Sauron didn't want to talk anymore, he planned to go back and have some fun.

"I'm leaving. I'm reminding you that what you want is most likely in the Bianyu script. You must go there."

Li Nuo understood what he meant, that is, the probability of finding "not being a player's ticket" in the "Bianyu script" is the highest.

"I'm leaving."

The next second, Soran's glasses disappeared, and he stood still.

Li Nuo squinted: "You're crazy."

...

At the same time.

Maerjie returned to the "Endless Corridor". He had disappeared for several days.

The first thing he did after returning was to shout to the upper floor of the house: "Miss Cha Bai! Come down and prepare to welcome guests!"

Boom!

The blue breath exploded from the house, brushing against Maerjie's body and hitting the wall behind. If it weren't for the shield built into the corridor, Xiaowu's house across the street would probably have been gone.

Maljie trembled and said, "Um... Miss Chabai... Did I say something bad just now...?"

Victor poked his head out of the kitchen and said, "Sister Cha has gone too far in her study of breath."

Maljie looked up and saw Chabai standing behind the broken wall. Smoke from her breath was coming out of the corners of her mouth, and her whole body was in a state of emptiness.

"Sorry, Maljie... My brain seems to be burned..."

Cha Bai tilted his head and patted his head, and some black residue fell out of his ears.

"You just said welcoming guests? What's going on?"

"Humph..."

Maljie laughed.

"Li Nuo's task of being a 'nail house' is to negotiate the reward for the 'Cairo Ramen Shop'. I have been discussing this with the general agent of that shop these days."

Cha Bai jumped down, conjured a magic chair and sat down, stretched out his hand, and the gorilla maid handed him a cup of hot tea.

She took a sip and asked, "Are the Cairo people coming?"

Maerjie said, "No, Li Nuo wants a 'ticket for not being a player'. That kind of thing is not available, but they said they can locate us and send a powerful guy to help us do something."

Victor: "Brother Ma, you don't know who will come?"

Maerjie smiled confidently: "Humph, I don't know."

Just then, Die's roar came from the kitchen: "Ah——!"

Victor complained: "Brother Li fed her a [Weapon Fruit], and then Die's fingers turned into [beep], which scared the child to the point of insanity... I'll go and persuade him."

After Victor went in, Lao Wei shouted: "Ah, my God——!"

Maerjie was startled: "What's wrong with Lao Wei?"

He immediately entered the kitchen.

"Humph——!"

Cha Bai slapped her forehead. These guys made her helpless.

She then entered the kitchen.

Then, Cha Bai's expression froze, confused, numb, unbelievable, who am I, where am I...

A yellow robot cat crawled out of the kitchen fireplace.

Cha Bai: "Doraemon?"

The robot cat curled its lips and said: "My name is Doraemon."

It is a temporary reward from "Cairo Ramen Shop".

Chapter 591/657
89.95%
As a Player, Can You Be Normal?Ch.591/657 [89.95%]