Museum of Demons

Chapter 386 Welcome Back

After getting the promise from the veterans of Longhu Mountain, guaranteeing that if Wei Yuan 'accidentally' kills a few so-called eight million gods, it will not bring any negotiation problems to the Shenzhou Extraordinary Realm, Wei Yuan hangs up. Phone, continue to lie dead.

In his lucid dream at this moment.

Xing Tian pressed his head on his neck with his hand, and twisted his neck left and right, making a crackling sound.

Then he picked up his teacup and took a sip.

This time, the tea was not poured directly onto the table.

After friendly and heated negotiations, God of War Xingtian successfully obtained the room card of Wei Yuan's dream.

Became the third frequent visitor to Wei Yuan's dream after Wuzhiqi and Zhujiuyin.

But to be honest, even if Xing Tian is not a god who is good at manipulating power, with his strength, it is not difficult to find Wei Yuan's dream once, but of course, this does not represent Wei Yuan's dream It has become a defenseless place that comes and goes. Rather, for other beings who plan to enter Wei Yuan's dream, these regular guests in his dream will definitely be the worst nightmare.

For example, if there are still dream monsters like Birch entering Wei Yuan's dream.

With great anticipation and joy.

open the door.

If it is unlucky not to see Zhu Jiuyin who is eating, then it is likely to see the extremely tall Xing Tian laughing heartily while holding the big ax and smashing it down, and after a while, Being dragged back to the dreamland by Xing Tian holding his thigh in one hand and the battle ax in the other, leaving deep nail marks on the ground, and Xing Tian's hearty laughter.

"Hahahaha, you are here, why are you in a hurry to leave?"

"Come in, you!"

But even in such a situation, Xing Tian still sought Wei Yuan's opinion.

The demeanor and tone are refined and gentle.

Of course, Wei Yuan has no way to refuse. The most important reason is that Zhu Jiuyin's current head is illusioned in a dream. Once Xing Tian wakes up, he will turn into that kind of irritable and brainless temper. When Shan Hai and Ren Jian came over, Wei Yuan's head hurt to death.

Therefore, for Xing Tianshen's dream long-term residence application, the owner of the Wei hall extended a warm welcome and gave a high degree of affirmation, saying that my dream is your home.

How long do you like to live?

do not mention it.

I often come here in my dreams, my dear.

Xing Tian expressed his great gratitude.

The words are sincere, and I sincerely express that I will use all my strength and effort to train the guard master, so that the guard master can achieve the fighting qualities that the age of gods should have as soon as possible, and will not embarrass the Yanhuang tribe.

Yanhuang gods standard?

Wei Yuan suddenly realized what this meant, fell silent for a while, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said:

"……No."

"Is this too anxious?"

"No hurry, no hurry, it's very slow." Xing Tian smiled brightly, and said with his fingers: "Look, you are a subject of King Yu, Yu is the successor of Xuanyuan, and the tribe of Emperor Yan merged into the tribe of Huangdi, and As a descendant of the Yellow Emperor's tribe, if you are bullied by the gods of that small place, it means that you have lost the people of the Xuanyuan tribe."

"And losing face of the Xuanyuan tribe means losing face of my Emperor Yan tribe."

"As a subject of Emperor Yan, I naturally have sufficient reasons to maintain Emperor Yan's face."

Wei Yuan: "..."

Your logic is so sound that I can't refute it.

He looked at Zhu Jiuyin, who was facing all sentient beings, and had an ancient temperament drinking tea.

Zhu Jiuyin, why don't you take Xing Tian's brains out.

I think he is still a head iron model...

A reckless man with a brain is more than a hundred times more terrifying than a man without a brain, and if this reckless man stares at you with enthusiasm, Wei Yuan feels his scalp numb, and the corners of his mouth twitch, trying to explain whether the training is difficult or not. Pulling it too high, said: "But, Xing Tian, ​​I'm actually a civil servant."

Xing Tian nodded and said, "Don't worry, I have considered this point."

"I will train you according to Emperor Yan's civil servant standards."

Wei Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Xing Tian said confidently: "I am a civil servant, so I know this standard very well."

"I'm not very familiar with the generals."

"Don't worry, I fully met the strength standard of a civil servant back then."

Wei Yuan: "..."

After a moment of silence, he said, "Civilian?"

Xing Tian looked at him suspiciously, and said affirmatively, "Yes, civil servant."

He pointed at Wei Yuan, then at himself, then patted Wei Yuan's head lightly, and said with a hearty smile, "You write books, I compose music, we are all the same, we are all civil servants."

Xing Tian patted Wei Yuan's shoulder every now and then, laughing loudly.

Wei Yuan's eyes were blank, and he swayed with the slap.

A while later, Wei Yuan in reality arrived at the Quanshi high-speed railway station and recovered from this lucid dream. Such a special dream cannot last for too long. Xing Tian looked at Zhu Jiuyin and asked, "Can the Lord of the Nine Serenities be illuminated by candles? go back together?"

Zhu Jiuyin's eyes were flat, her face was ancient and clumsy, and she shook her head lightly.

Xing Tian didn't force it, he cupped his hands and smiled, and said: "After I go out, I'm afraid I will act on instinct and emotion again. Please bear with me if I offend you in any way."

He looked in Wei Yuan's direction, and said with emotion: "We are still unable to enter the human world at this moment."

"And Zhu Rong fell into a deep sleep again. What happened six hundred years ago and more than a thousand years ago can only be relied on him."

"I have to step up my training a little bit."

"As a civil servant, how can you be so lax?"

Fu laughed again and cupped his hands, Xing Tian disappeared into the dream.

In this dream.

Zhu Jiuyin was still sitting sideways, with a distant look on his face, as if he was a real ancient god. After confirming that both of them had left, Zhu Jiuyin turned his head, one eye was calm, as if it contained the mystery of time, space and time. The other has the same dull and distant expression, with the disposition of a god.

It would have been better if it wasn't for the expressionless Zhu Jiuyin who was still streaming tears from his right eye.

Xing Tian, ​​the second iron reckless man in the world of mountains and seas.

The other is Chi You.

A fierce man who could beat King Yu so hard that he couldn't get it out of the mountain.

That can of food, even Zhu Jiuyin was caught.

this day...

It is recorded in "Jiuyouzhi·Longsui Chapter".

The sun and the moon rotated, thunderbolts continued, and then the torrential rain, which was rare in a thousand years, fell for three days and three nights.

It's just a pity that this page of records was torn out for some reason.

Later generations have no way of knowing.

The only high priest who knew about this matter sighed at the last moment of his death:

"It's a pity."

"Boy, you must remember this matter, and pass it on..."

It's a pity that before he finished speaking, he kicked his legs and closed his eyes, and went directly to see the Lord of the Nine Serenities.

………………

Wei Yuan opened his eyes.

The high-speed rail station has been there for a while, he packed his things, turned around and walked out, looked at the familiar place, calmed down for a while, and could only sigh bitterly, whether it was a blessing or a curse, it was a disaster that could not be avoided, it was just a dream Li and Xing Tian had a friendly fist exchange, they couldn't die anyway.

But this time, he found that the advertisements in the high-speed rail station were all replaced by medicines.

And it's all about 'Changbai Mountain old man's ginseng, the first-class in refining Qi and strengthening bones', 'Secrets of the Jianghu, nourishing Qi and building foundation pills', when riding a bicycle, I heard two people next to me discussing new policies, such as what, banning the market The practice guidance class that has not passed the assessment of the special operations group, what do you want to let the children go to Wudang Mountain and other places in the future.

It's a pity because it is necessary to ensure that the talents of modern universities will not flow into ancient sects.

Now these sects have been tightened by policies and supervised by special operations groups, and large-scale expansion of enrollment is not allowed.

"Oh, isn't this delaying people?"

One of the young people said with emotion: "What do you think, if you can worship Wudang Mountain, it must be better than going to the university to practice popular exercises? However, it is said that there will be elective courses from various sects in the university in the future. , if that’s the case, it’s fine.”

"It's just a pity that college students can't get into it now, and all colleges now are "Yang Qi Strengthening Bone Chapter"."

A taxi driver waiting for customers nearby sighed, "High school students are the ones who are in trouble."

"For example, my daughter and the others now have to popularize the chapter on nourishing qi. They didn't have much time to do the papers, and now they have to spend one evening self-study every day to cultivate the sense of qi. Isn't this a waste of time."

"However, if you practice now, the qi-nourishing elixir is distributed for free by the community. After this time, there will be no such opportunity."

The young man licked his lips, thinking of the novel he was reading, and said, "Then I don't know if I can take drugs or not."

The two chatterers around were startled, and they quickly dissuaded them: "You're crazy, it's three-point drug poison, what should you do if there is a problem with the drug flow, and ah, people's detoxification depends on the kidneys, you young man, Are you young, not afraid of kidney deficiency?"

When the young man heard those two words, he shrank subconsciously.

"This, really?"

The taxi driver clapped his hands and said, "Hey, can it still be fake?"

"This is what Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain said!"

"puff……"

Wei Yuan was drinking water, and almost sprayed it directly, which attracted the weird eyes of those people. Wei Yuan apologized again and again, but he still couldn't help laughing, his shoulders shook, of course he couldn't take more pills, or in other words, eat too much It's useless, the speed of carrying exercises is limited, eating too much is equivalent to too many cars on the road, and in the end it will be directly stuck in traffic, and you will be motionless as if you are constipated.

And moving the luck machine is also exhausting. If you are not careful, it is like a car going the wrong way.

It was like a one-way street, but the good guy kicked the accelerator and turned directly, causing a series of car accidents on the spot.

Even the buildings on both sides of the road were knocked down.

This is obsession.

In fact, it’s nothing profound to put it bluntly. When Wei Yuan proposed to write the book like this, a group of old Taoist priests looked at me and I looked at you. It can also be said in this way of life, and in the end I was very moved, but I still didn't agree, and I was very moved and refused.

Wei Yuan later heard from Ah Xuan that these old Taoist priests who add up to five hundred years old were gnashing their teeth with hatred.

Why not revise?

Back then, when the old men were reciting books, their scalps were numb.

No matter what, after passing Yumen and going to heaven, if you miss a word, you just stretch out your hand, slap a bamboo board and smash it down. After a while, the little Taoist priests became old Taoist priests, and being able to watch the little Taoist priests reciting books, my heart is full. It's cool, if you do it like this, wouldn't we be in vain back then?

No, I feel unbalanced.

This mentality is like crying for father and mother every year during military training, looking forward to the rain, but when you are a sophomore, you will definitely be extremely happy watching the freshman boys, and strolling past these little guys carrying watermelons by the way .

I can't wait to do this and pray that the sun father-in-law will take drugs every day and go to work.

Moreover, the scene of praying for a sunny day in this way will definitely be produced by college students who take the "Prayer Department" in the foreseeable future.

After all, young people have never let the people of China down when it comes to things like making a living.

In the end, it was Zhang Ruosu who made the final decision.

Wei Yuan's metaphor is now used in the published kindergarten textbooks. It is better to cultivate the foundation of this kind of practice from an early age, so the name of the main author of the book is the name of Wei Guanzhu. As for why this is done? The reason for this decision is not that Zhang Ruosu no longer has the dark feeling of an old Taoist priest looking at a young Taoist priest's endorsement, but because of another reason.

According to the words of the old Taoist with a sigh and indifference:

'The old man is over one hundred and forty years old, and I'm done. '

‘There is no such worldly desire now. '

Seeing the changes in Quanshi, Wei Yuan realized that he hadn't paid attention to the changes in the surrounding environment.

Unknowingly, practice has gradually become popular, and Shenzhou has entered the first step of comprehensive practice.

"However, if you put it this way..."

The guard master thought deeply.

The guard master pondered for three seconds.

The owner of the Wei hall turned the front of the bicycle sharply, stomped on the pedals, and ran towards the street committee.

After a while, Wei Yuan came back with a small notebook, a full basket of eggs, and a bottle of peanut oil. As expected, every time this time came, the street office would pay the grandpa and aunt a treasure of free eggs, rice, noodles, grains and oils. It will definitely be sacrificed directly.

Ding. The Street Office used free eggs for Da Ma.

The effect is outstanding.

The allure of this thing is comparable to that of a middle-aged man nourishing yin and nourishing yang.

Wei Yuan sighed, when he came back with the food, he happened to see a girl pushing open the door of the flower shop.

Jue looked at Wei Yuan who was full of life breath with eggs in one hand and oil in the other.

Wei Yuan looked at Jue who was habitually holding the scroll.

I don't know why the two of them didn't speak for a while, and the wind was gentle.

As if Wei Yuan had never left, the girl carefully and quietly hid the scroll that she had accidentally taken upside down when she came out, and smiled:

"Wei Yuan, welcome back."

Wei Yuan's expression softened unconsciously:

"Well, I'm back."

"what's for dinner?"

"If there are eggs, custard?"

"OK……"

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