Chapter 563 Dog Blood Tomato Juice—Ah! Pain!

God damn it! Are you not doing it or premature ejaculation?

"Crack——"

Just after Lu Xiaoxiao finished slandering, a bolt of lightning slammed down from the top of Lu Xiaoxiao's head again, and the seal of space fluctuated again.

"Xiao Lu, you woman, what's the matter with you? I told you to stay still!" Seeing that the dark clouds that were about to dissipate gathered again, Yan Jiuqing was so frightened that his eyes were tearing apart.

To be honest, he was never as nervous as he is now when he was a high-level heavenly crossing tribulation.

"My God, you are a bad boy, a premature ejaculation, and a eunuch! Damn it, cut it! Cut it! My sister is not afraid of you! My sister is afraid of you, my sister is your grandson!"

Lu Xiaoxiao's heart was agitated, from just now, as long as she talked nonsense and made God angry, it would strike down a lot of thunder.

So someone who wanted something for nothing pointed to the sky and began to curse.

Faced with Lu Xiaoxiao's scolding, Yan Jiuqing really wanted to attract a lightning bolt to strike him to death.

"Xiao Lu!!!" This damned woman, doesn't she know that God has eyes when Lei Jie appears? If she scolds God like this, she is going to be smashed to death, isn't she? !

However, after Lu Xiaoxiao pointed at the sky and cursed, the lightning that was about to strike again flickered in the sky a few times, and then took it back.

"Huh?" Seeing the lightning that retracted again and stopped striking her, Lu Xiaoxiao finally let out a long "grass—!" after waiting for a long time.

God knows how much she wanted the power of lightning!

But when the masters of the Mao family were promoted, they could be directly killed by lightning, but the lightning that fell on her head was like a child peeing anyway? !

Also surprised, no, horrified and Yan Jiuqing.

After living for 9,000 years, although Ping An has experienced countless thunder disasters, almost every thunder disaster will kill half of his life. But what happened to this woman? It is clear that the lightning that should be falling densely like raindrops at this moment has almost disappeared twice now.

Could it be that God deserves a beating?

Looking at the bottom with hands on hips, looking at the sky, if you dare to strike a lightning bolt again, my mother will rape your certain woman, at this moment she stands domineeringly like a luminous body under a dark cloud .

Although she was small in stature, Yan Jiuqing felt that this woman had an extremely powerful aura that could even challenge the heavens.

Although I don't know that the thief is so indebted to Mao, Yan Jiuqing suddenly realized from Lu Xiaoxiao's performance that all warriors are looking forward to their own strength to be improved to a higher level, but all warriors, among them Including him, they are all afraid of thunder disaster.

The reason why everyone calls Thunder Tribulation into Crossing Tribulation, basically, everyone subconsciously thinks it is a disaster.

Warriors who cross the Thunder Tribulation will feel that their advancement is challenging the heavens, and they will hold extreme awe of the heavens.

So the more they are in awe and fear, the more they will be struck by lightning.

However, Lu Xiaoxiao was different. This woman is not afraid of heaven and earth, and she has the image of a domineering female overlord.

So she scolded God, and she looked down on God from the bottom of her heart.

Yan Jiuqing thought to himself: Could it be that the thunder calamity that occurs when every warrior advances is not God's test for them, but God's celebration for them?

Therefore, the more they jump and dodge, the heavens think that the happier they are, the more violent the thunder and lightning will come. And Lu Xiaoxiao scolded God, and God knew she was unhappy, so he stopped thundering?

Once he thought so in his heart, Yan Jiuqing basically agreed.

His eyes lit up, and he said, "Xiao Lu, scold, scold God quickly. The more you scold, the less it will attack you."

"???" Lu Xiaoxiao stood stupidly under the dark clouds without lightning, looked at Yan Jiuqing in the sky, and silently concluded in her heart: So God is a guy who bullies the good and fears the evil!

"Ah, I'm in so much pain, the thunder tribulation is finally over, otherwise I will definitely be struck to death by lightning!"

The woman who was standing well one moment fell directly to the ground the next moment.

And the dark clouds in the sky that were just about to dissipate in smoke gathered again at this moment, and before Yan Jiuqing had time to scold Lu Xiaoxiao for killing him, a thunderbolt had already struck down, directly hitting the top of Lu Xiaoxiao's head.

"Ah—" Lu Xiaoxiao screamed.

"Crack, click, click!"

Before the screams were over, three bolts of lightning struck down from the sky at the same time, hitting Lu Xiaoxiao directly on the top of her head again.

"Ah—" Lu Xiaoxiao screamed again.

"Xiao Lu, how are you?" Yan Jiuqing was so anxious that he almost spun in the air.

"Ah, I'm in so much pain! I'm going to die!"

With a crying voice, Lu Xiaoxiao looked at Yan Jiuqing in the air with piercing eyes.

If Yan Jiuqing can come down to save her at this time, and then the thunder and lightning upgrade, then that...

Didn't she get rich then? !

"Help... help! Jiuqing, help!"

Lu Xiaoxiao took a sip of tomato juice from the space, spewed a mouthful of "blood mist" at the lightning that shuttled back and forth in the dark clouds like daytime, and yelled angrily: "God, why are you doing this to me? What the hell are you doing to me?" Where am I sorry for you?!"

After roaring in grief and indignation, Lu Xiaoxiao used the Lei Xuanli on her body, and electric wires instantly enveloped her body like a dense net.

"Xiao Lu, you've heard nothing about being my seat?" Yan Jiuqing was so frightened by Lu Xiaoxiao's idiot that he was about to have a heart attack, he couldn't help but yelled, and even "my seat" came out of his mouth.

But Lu Xiaoxiao was pleasantly surprised to find that a dozen or so white lights suddenly lit up above her head at the same time.

wakaka! Developed!

Just when a sneaky woman was about to enjoy more than a dozen lightning bolts striking the space seal, the lightning struck down horizontally but failed to enter the space.

Lu Xiaoxiao's face was full of tomato juice, and she looked at Yan Jiuqing suspiciously.

At this moment, his whole body exuded a rather holy white light, and just now a dozen lightning bolts struck him like this.

The white light on Yan Jiuqing's body was different from the white light on ordinary fighters above the Xuan level. The white light on his body already had a sense of holiness.

This feeling is more like the light emanating from Wuyan's body, although he is far from reaching that holy purity.

"Dead woman, do you want to commit suicide? Do you dare to repeat what I said from beginning to end?" Yan Jiuqing was speechless to Lu Xiaoxiao, he really suspected that this woman did it on purpose.

Lu Xiaoxiao was overjoyed: "Why did you come down? Didn't you say that you couldn't come down? You said it would kill me!"

Yan Jiuqing's face was dark, the veins in his temples throbbed happily, and he said through gritted teeth: "You troublemaker, I will be killed by you sooner or later!"

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